Lyrics:

This is an announcement
Today is a special day
It is the birthday of Bjorn
The youth is over
From today you’re a grumpy old man

Hello big nose
Happy mother fuckin´ birthday
But you and I need to talk about some shit
Yeah, it is who you think it is
Listen Kenny wrote me a letter
He asked me if I could congratulate you on your birthday
First I said no
But then he sent a picture of you and your friends
Damn you are pathetic

Who is the little man?
He works with Real estate
What? I have seen blueberries bigger than him
That is mean
That guy could not even sell a dick to a prostitute

Have you seen his brother?
Yeah. That sad mother fucker has had some tragic birthdays, man
Does he still workout?
I think so
That is so funny
He makes me believe the Holocaust was all fake

Hey you over there, put down the mother fucking pizza
That is Jimmy
Jimmy? No way. Impossible. Didn’t he used to be really fat?
A little chubby
It’s weird when fat people are thin. It’s like seeing Santa Clause without the beard
Strange as fuck

Who is that guy?
That is Daniel
He is like Steve Jobs
Yeah really, without hair and without a job
Steve Jobs without a job, that is just Steve

Come on, we celebrate a birthday here
Okay, let´s motherfucking sing

Happy birthday to you 
Happy birthday to you 
Happy birthday 
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to


Hey I’m back
I forgot something
I need you to stop lying
Kenny did not shave his head and bleach his hair to look like me
He does not want to dress like me
Walk or talk or act like me
That is just dumb rumours
You don´t know
But I can admit, he looked kind of stupid
I must admit that
You play with fire
Finally, have a good day and an awesome night
And maybe we see you and your gay crew in the future

Take care of you old man

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you 
Happy birthday 
Happy birthday 
Happy birthday

Qeyman

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