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The All New Amtrak

Andrew Cuomo press conference. Mixed Messages LLC. Celebrity hookups: Gomer Pyle, Oprah, Jimmy Carter, Meryl. President Barack Obama’s birthday party. Jack tries to land new sponsors: Chris Cuomo Consultancy, Adderall, Uncle Milt. Jack is on At the Mic with Keith Malinak.

Streep Tease In Aisle Three

Smash Capitalism! Sanitizer, LLC. Affordable vacation tips. Jack has questions about Brian’s screenplays: Titanic II, Garfield’s Revenge, Hee Hee - The Michael Jackson Story, The Great Muppet Purge. Listener mail.

The L.L. Bean of Drugs

The National Anthem. Giant Mirror Project. Skeet shooting leads to the rise and fall of Briantopia. Brain’s advertising expertise pays off for Apple, PayPal and Taco Bell. Jack auditions: Knock Knock The Movie, The R. Kelly Story, The Planners.

Shelter Dog Recipes

Paint Distributor. Jack's new home has Monkeypox. Saving Prime Time with Brian & the Gang, Alff, The Inspirational Singers. A son heads off to college and dad is eager to help.&nbsp;

An Aspiring Taqueria-ist

United Federation of Lust. Breakfast wine in Morocco. Temp wives. Safe Date. Writing gaffes for Biden. The Entitled Cyclist.

The Temp Wife

Jack auditions for a Star Trek videogame. Brian's traumatic school memories. Jack auditions for the Elder Scrolls. Brian explains his screenplays: Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Kong vs. Godzilla, The Discover Card Movie, The Muppets go to Springfield. Jack auditions for Call of Duty 16.&nbsp;

The Muppets Go To Springfield

Jack auditions for WSB-TV. Interaction Night with David Muir. Brian's kid's college hunt. Jack reads for MSNBC. Time machine report from December 2025. Mega Executive Orders. Trump takes Cash App. Jimmy Carter's Superbowl Tribute. Jack reads for KCRG-TV.&nbsp; qmpodcast.com

Madonna Borrows Jimmy Carter's Wheelchair

Mouth noises. Jack reads for Frost &amp; Fury. How to extort potential sponsors. Face tats for an edge. How to extort your college admissions. Jack reads for Justice Thomas. The Questionable Material Stock Market Report: Amazon, Proctor &amp; Gamble, Merck. Jack reads for GroverClevelandBook. qmpodcast.com

The King of Pop's Best Tract

Jack auditions for Century 22. Jack's wife is a nervous host. Brian's wife has expectations. Joe Biden's talent agent. Jack auditions for Aristartled. The new Captain America. Jack auditions for Allahu Akhbar.

Captain Unamerican Has a Pringles Pal

An interview with two of the guys from DOGE. A very special time with Andrew Heaton, author of&nbsp; Tribalism Is Dumb: Where it Came From, How It Got So Bad and What to do About It.&nbsp; https://amzn.to/4bUFDxJ

Irresistible Stepsister, Book Plugged

Jack tries to land sponsor Everything You Want To Know About Fran Drescher. Jack hurt his brain a lot. RIP longtime pal George "Space Ghost" Lowe. Brian helps people with dementia. Jack tries to land sponsor Madeline Albright. Jack tries to land sponsor Splax. qmpodcast.com

James Taylor Swift and the Miracle Whip Clinic

Brian thinks GTA V has bugs. Jack reads&nbsp;The Real History of World War II by Daryl Cooper. Potential Marine is a wine thief. Speaking Tanya Hardingese. Jack reads Dolly Parton's memoir. A lump on the thyroid. An overly-thorough dentist. Possessing Lena Dunham antibodies. Jack reads&nbsp;Bouncy the Bunny.

The Nazis Were All About Cat Pants

Biden campaign revelations from&nbsp;Fight, the book. Brian has too many dead friends. George Lowe's "Medieval World." Brian's to-do list. Secret Gay Cruising Club signal. Welcome Rockets. George Lowe's "Roadway Package Systems." Heightening. Lou Gherig's Uncle's Disease. Jack dreams of Brian. April Fool's Jokes. George Lowe's "Num Num." qmpodcast.com

Homage to George Lowe and Lou Gehrig's Uncle

Jack reads for the Taylor Lorenz audiobook. Brian went on a tornado and flood adventure in rural Dixie. Slugburgers. Jack Junior is an umpire and needs tips. Jack reads for the Lauren Sanchez audiobook. Brian interned for the KGB and was paid in prostitutes. Jack reads for the Body Works School Textbook. qmpodcast.com

Four Virgins Short of Paradise

Brian was a Swallow Scout. Another dead friend. Jack reads for a talking mime. Wilton CT Public Schools love social justice, but not really English. Jack's wife's up to no good. Jack reads for Wild Turkey. Brian talk about his rejected ad campaigns. Jack reads for Kensignton Organic Markets. qmpodcast.com

The Tendercrotch Badge Is Not Legit

Everyone Loves a Vegetable

Should God Spit Lava?

Jack tries to land Lettuce Paradise as a sponsor. A milestone birthday. A stripper's guzzlebucket. Jack tries to land Lettuce Paradise as a sponsor again. Disneyland rides getting with the times. Jack tries to land Lettuce Paradise as a sponsor again. qmpodcast.com

The Stripper's Guzzlebucket

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Johnny Ppimpp with Four Ps

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Hump Hook-Up App

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Please Stop Flagging My Pub As Racist On Yelp

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Shit Tossers

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Us Magazine Has All the Celebrities

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