Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You're at my throne, far from home
And you're pulling on my dick?
I’d normally slap your face off
And all the goblins could watch
But I’m feeling nice
Here’s some advice
Listen up, biotch!

I LIKE

Lookin hot
Ruling stuff they cannot

I LIKE

Drinkin hard
Findin the bloodstone shard

I LIKE

Helpin S'ym
Scaring her
Screwing him

I LIKE

Killer clothes

Kickin' nerds in the nose!

If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack

WOAH

Or you bend the knee
Rule with me and see
What it means to be the Goblin Queen!

WOAH WOAH WOAH

Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
Welcome to my candy store
Time for you to prove
You’re not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

Guys fall

AT YOUR FEET
FIGHT FOR YOU

HELP YOU CHEAT

All you

HAVE TO DO

Say goodbye to R2

THAT FREAK'S

NOT YOUR FRIEND
I CAN TELL IN THE END

If he

HAD YOUR SHOT

He would leave you to rot!

‘Course if you don’t care
Fine! Go braid Greer's hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on

WOAH

OR FORGET THAT CREEP

AND GET IN MY JEEP

Let's go tear up good ole' Wan!

WOAH WOAH WOAH

Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You’re not a pussy anymore
Then step into my candy store

You can join the team

OR YOU CAN BITCH AND MOAN

You can live the dream

OR YOU CAN DIE ALONE

You can fly with eagles

OR IF YOU PREFER

Keep on testing me

AND END UP LIKE HER

[goblin, as Tigra]
Ruby, look! I can't control my emotions! I'm just a sad C-list Avenger that never amounted to anything! Wahhhh!

HONEY WHATCHU WAITIN FO--

Shut UP goblin!

Step into my candy store!

TIME FOR YOU TO PROVE

YOU'RE NOT A LAME ASS ANYMORE!

THEN STEP INTO MY CANDY STORE

It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy!
It’s my candy store
It's my candy store!

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