We are the pirates who don’t do anything 
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don’t do anything

Well I’ve never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And I’ve never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And I’ve never been to Moscow
And I’ve never been to Tampa
And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall

We're the pirates who don’t do anything 
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don’t do anything

And I’ve never hoist the main sail
And I’ve never swabbed the poop deck
And I’ve never veer to starboard
'Cause I never sail at all

And I’ve never walked the gangplank
And I’ve never owned a parrot
And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall

'Cause we're the pirates who don’t do anything 
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don’t do anything

Well I've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping ball
And I’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes
Up against the wall

And I’ve never kissed a chipmunk
And I’ve never gotten head lice 
And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall.

(spoken)
Huh? What are you talking about?
Whats a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?
Hey, thats right!
We are supposed to sing about pirate-y things.
And who's ever kissed a chipmunk?
That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up?
Am I right? What do you think?
I think you look like Captain Crunch.
Huh? No I don't!
Do too.
Do not!
You're making me hungry.
Thats it! You're walkin' the plank.
Says who?
Says the Cap'n, thats who!
Oh yeah? Ay Ay, Cap'n Crunch! hehehehe
Arrrgggghh
Yikes!

And I’ve never licked a spark plug
And I’ve never sniffed a stinkbug
And I’ve never painted daises 
On a big red rubber ball

And I’ve never bathed in yogurt
And I don’t look good in leggings
(You just don't get it.)
And we’ve never been to Boston in the fall!

(spoken)
Pass the chips!
Who's got the remote control? Here it is!
Time for Heraldo.
It's definately time for Loch Nech.
Ohh.. I don't like this show.
Hey look! I found a quarter!

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

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Krewella - Live For The Night [Dash Berlin Remix](Official Preview)

Winter's Siren

http://plasterbrain.bandcamp.com/track/modal-shanghai
NOW THERE'S A LINK TO BANDCAMP, so you can get it for a dollar that might otherwise be sent on something stupid and useless, like food, water, and shelter.

You're encouraged to post comments because I like to read them and sometimes they creep me out, so that's fun too.

this is a song for my boyfriend of the week, Medic.
YES I'M SERIOUS u wanna fite m8??
Some people express their devotion through shitty fanfiction. I do that but also this.

~*~*~*~ Fun Production Anecdote ~*~*~*~
Me: *recording*
Jello: We've got a lot of livin' to do! ♪ Like from Bye Bye Birdie. Did I get it right?
Me: no
~*~*~*~ End Fun Production Anecdote ~*~*~*~

Brief Q&A:
Q: Why is the album artwork so creepy?
A: Art is hard and I was being RUSHED! BY! A CERTAIN SOMEONE! WHOM I WILL NOT NAME!! BUT I WILL LEAVE YOU THIS CRYPTIC CLUE!! ELLO-JAY APOCALYPSE-AY!! 

Modal Shanghai

Emissary Of The End

Available on iTunes. (Except in America.)

My (winning !) entry to the Pendulum remix contest.
It features synth micro-cuts, chip arps a vocal morphing into a dubstep wobble and other weird stuff, i hope you'll enjoy it !

Pendulum - The Island (Madeon Remix)

Bad Love - performed by Jordon Alyx

Written and Produced by Jordon Reeves
Artwork by Jordon Reeves

Bad Love (Explicit)

This is the song we used in our 2013 trailer, the music is made by our sound designer Mod Erwin (Ervus). Check out his channel here: www.soulsplit.com/djervus

IMPORTANT: If you like to use this music for your own videos, make sure you put in the description that all the rights belong to Soulsplit. We also would appreciate it if you put a link to our site in the description, so people know were the music came from.

All our music is made by our sound designer Mod Erwin, also known as Ervus, check out his private channel here: @www.soundcloud.com/djervus

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

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