There are men in the world
Or so I am told
Who laugh common sense to scorn.
If a brave man supposes
That Moses wrote Moses
They'll wish that he'd never been born.

Moses wrote the Pentateuch
It's enough to make the Respectable puke
From the lowliest don to the silliest Duke:
Moses wrote the Pentateuch

These fellows contend
That the Bible's back end
Was composed in a way quite perverse.
Instead of one writer
They make four of the blighters
And they know that they're wrong, which is worse. 

Moses wrote the Pentateuch
I forbear to let them off the hook;
They may jeer any jibe, they may cock any snook;
Still, Moses wrote the Pentateuch

They may jibber of E,
They may jabber of J,
May wax lyric of D or P
But the whole motley crew,
At the end of the day,
Should be trussed up and thrown in the sea.

Moses wrote the Pentateuch
He set it all down in a dirty great book
It wasn't the cat, and it wasn't the cook;
Moses wrote the Pentateuch.

They may mutter and groan
In the noisesomest tone
Crying, "half-wit!" or "illiterate!"
The fact is, the year they ascribe to the tome
Is 600 years too late.

Moses wrote the Pentateuch
You can see for yourself, if you'll bother to look.
And I'd best finish now - all the rhymes have been took.
Moses wrote the Pentateuch.

The JEDP Hypothesis Song

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