RNG as Username 666 
ColeTheCole as Entity 303 

Beat by 2Deep
Written by Rabi
Mixed by Fightmarker
Thumbnail by Shimario

battle

Username 666: (0:16)
I’ve scoured this YouTube landscape for over a decade
Try to silence me, but It Returns to flip burns at low-res PC games
I’m the amalgamation of blood, gore, and horror combined
But now my opponent is just Herobrine without the bloodline?!
I’d hand it you, didn’t think there’d be a creepypasta more stupid, I’ve- 
Seen more intimidating red eyes come out of Squidward’s Suicide
my grasp will leave you in a Red Mist, ‘least it’d brighten up your Skype cam
Not even my presence could leave you more forgotten than time can!
‘Cause you’ve made no lasting impression, I’ve brung hell to every user
While you broke a JavaScript, I’m busy bricking computers!
Your tales Withering away, both in memories and the terror
When I turn 303.exe into a 404 Error

Entity 303: (1:03)
303, brought to your hell
When 666’s URL
Troubles adolescents, and I caught the parent’s attention 
I mean I’d quit my job too if I had to be in your presence
I’ll X out 666 with potent potion disses, rip through the flesh and-
when you’re in my flow, you’re drowning in a pool of your blood- refreshing
Open OBS if you plan to have your own death recorded
I’m used to leaving players hacked, blocked, and reported
Bombed the mic like TNT, I’ll destroy you like System 32
You can leave a sign for “hjalp” as if anyone would save you!
Hazbin Hotel’s better at portraying hell, your story’s only denouncing Satan
So send your final wishes to the MAKE-A-WISH foundation!

Username 666: (1:50)
My existence is uncanny, I bring when the world ends, fraud!
While you’re about as harmless as your girlfriend mods!
 
Entity 303: (1:59)
You keep talking about power when you’re crying to your Nana
Only to be replaced by Let’s Plays of my game, as you rot behind the channel

Username 666: (2:07)
In both rapping and fame, you’ve always came up second-
The worst Minecraft scare I’ve seen ever since Disc 11

Entity 303: (2:14)
No flint and steel needed, your gross pizza overlay’s already roasted
‘Cause when I send you deeper down Hell is when you can finally be goated

666 vs. 303 - Rap Battle!

Snakebite126 as Trollface
MetalfireVA as Rick Astley
Written by:M&Mattie, JesseBox, WDRB, and the guy
Mixed by: Trakked 
Beat by: Audio Network

Rick Astley:
The most iconic roll since barrels making bread with NFTs
While the words your trolls sample start with N, F, and T
You started as a funny trend, to minecraft traps between friends
To a monsterous entity killing children across the net
I'm a real musical artist, you cause chris chan memes years late
You’re not an mc, You're an ms...pain 
It's a nightmare to see, best wake up from your dream.
Like how the hell did they make a Neo Nazi from a meme?
I’m still raking in bucks, but with those weak ass lines bruh?
You’re a bigger stranger to love than the redditors behind ya
Leave a rage face enraged, when he gets replaced 
By the lame yet insane wojak face craze 

Troll Face:
Heh. This dickface really thinks he’s top tier 
Bitch you’ve remained a noname for 41 years
And even then you’ve made yourself a career
Out of the one song that we made the web's biggest fear!(LOL)
Even before my statue, was always known to break the mold
Got an army of vicious trolls, like your songs, you’re shit and old
And not to be mean but, but well your chances with Lisa
Posting your meme stuff the only time you’d link up
You’re a washed up old man who spits nothing of merit 
If I covered myself in oil I wouldn’t be as greasy as your hair is
Fuck off Im the winner! your lines are weak and filler 
Fell to Disney and got sold, just so this train-Wreck can roll?

Rick Astley:
Best pack off with those boring bits cause that performance’s shit
All your redditors looking like they’d have that fedora drip
I’ve been popping since the 80s and still making some static
But let's be real, you turn "problem?" into problematic
I went from memes, to an icon of the industry with my rapping
You went from memes, to shitposting, incredibly uncanny! 
Best Shut Up and Dance, you fucking glorified crack dealer
Spreading hatred so see through, like some type of Black Mirror
You’re straight insane with the bait and the racist hate, mate
And you’re calling my songs lame? You got remixed into Friday! (ay!) 
Your fans hacking with illegal schemes, I'm the Larry King of memes!
Any chance you had of beating me has now gone to fecal means

Troll Face:
L Bozo + Ratio +  Who Asked your ass(cope!)
+ You fell off harder than the stock market crashed! (Rekt!)
Replaced by gnomes and bugs! Not threatening in the least!
Cause nobody wants your CDs, but everyone wants to see deez!
People look at me with joy instead of your links, Astley
Fucked so many days, they should call you Dick Assley
Amount of memes I got is a variety so vast 
You played one song and lost all the fans you amassed
Astley’s getting his ass slashed up tearing through his dad bod
‘Cause with how you Sing-a-poor song, not the first time the bri’ish has lost
I got you feeling Bloo, No chance you’re winning this
Thanksgiving Day 2008, the Macy’s Parade Incident (LOOL)

Trollface vs Rick Astley-Rap Fight!

Welcome to the thirteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two old bastards gitting-gud today! (maybe) It's the eldest Kong who hates these sissy modern video games, Cranky! Stuck up against our favorite grandad…Grandad! (Uncreative as fuck)

Lyrics:
Cranky Kong:
The old battles went far harder when I was a young' un
No slow babbles about their plot and something something
Used to flow, scrabble, to make something rhyme with nothing!
But this old asshole has so much dirt I guess I dug it!
Boy, I hop with a stick but you'll be catching hands
Got four of them, but your forehead is massive damn!
I mean, I'm an ape, my hairline shouldn't exist!
But I've seen water levels less deep than that abyss

Robert Freeman:
Okay bruh, kinda don't know what to say, uhh
I'm a civil rights activist and yo' games…suck
Yeaa boi! This ain't the first diss track I've made hun'
Just another Stinkmeaner I'm going ape on
You're miserable, but that wasn't hard to see
Rocking in your chair stopping your grandson from rocking, wee!
I'd do the same to be honest, sheesh!
But he's an adult, hoarding food from all the peeeeps!
Mhm, you're getting coconut creamed crooked guy
And even then you still wouldn't be a cutie pie
Old fart, you a hater and you'll stay angry
Like, Crankyy, Crankyyy-eee-ee-eee

Cranky Kong:
That's your first filling of SOMETHING in a while eh?
It's no wonder you made it your entire say
Call that below the belt! Of course I'm rude
You get no tail while I have none, so what's your excuse?
I see Kongs and I help with their anguish needs
You sold both your grandsons to slavery.
That lifespan, the gripes haved with your grandkids
'Betcha won't get much further than this…

Robert Freeman:
Funky ass bitch! But really, what's the point man?

Cranky Kong:
Do we… rhyme during this joint rap?

Robert Freeman:
Uh yeah, dammit! You ruined our ending

Cranky Kong:
Man, can it, this whole thing was dead, hee!

-CAST-
Cranky Kong: swizkii
Robert Freeman: Danii

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://drive.google.com/file/d/13S5qj-htna2R_HeZQwJVLbMUYyjhv-_9/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Produced by: Tune Seeker
Mixed by: JaCoN and Danii

Robert Freeman vs Cranky Kong - (Quick Diss) #13

YAMCHA - ERIC THE AUDIBLE
TIEN SHINHAN - DANII
CHIAOTZU - XENOTYPE

Produced by 2Deep
Cover by agsdesigns57
https://www.instagram.com/agsdesigns57/?hl=en 

YAMCHA:
Crew is Star studded but I’m the all Star Slugger 
Pretty face is scar covered making lady’s hearts suffer 
And Opponents start wonderin’ how I launch it out the park
Yeah, you pussies are posers thought I was sparring with Puar 
See scoring ain’t hard, but trust me I ain’t playing boy
Learned from Korin, Kami, Kai, Godly how I’m training boy
Shouts to Kame Sensai for the ways my waves be changing course
Vegeta can suck it I’m saying fuck a super saiyan form
If you’re skeptical the wasteland bandit
Takes advantage of weakness and rakes up damage
Try and take his planet, get your whole gang blitzed 
You have no chance of standing ‘gainst the Wolf Fang Fist
Thanks for the tip, you showed me what I should be wishin’ for
Cause honestly I ain’t scared of these bitches anymore,
I’ll bring you back so you’ll get bodied again
Yeah Gohan probably my kid, it’s Chiaotzu, Yamcha, Tien for life
I’mma stay number one whether you like it or not
If you wanna make me laugh then you could show me all you got
I’m the goat, that’s the difference between me and these sheep
Do the most, but in the end I still give y’all defeat

TIEN:
With my pen game, nobody can hoe me
Straight outta Crane School, so when I'm fly they claim that they know me, ay
This ain't no conspiracy, bruh, just peep the third eye
So you know you’re here to see moi making the world cry
Haven't got a worse fight, these people are only less
Fuck Yamcha, the hoes breakin' down just like the homies legs
Let's hear the dude's excuse, you got some issues? Here's 2 more hands
Tough to crack like a Rubix cube, I stay winning beforehand
Ay, I got Cell off of his feet, they ringin' bells on this beat
It's a Tri-Beam with this three, we’re blowin' up with some heat
They don't even know that I used to be bowed to
Bringing chaos in my name just like the homie Ciaossu
Ay, I've been training my whole life for this
Goku wouldn't need to thank me when it's my forces
I'mma be the new Saitama when I die for this
So let this Chernobyl accident come acquire this, bitch
I’mma stay number one whether you like it or not
If you wanna make me laugh then you could show me all you got
I’m the goat, that’s the difference between me and these sheep
Do the most, but in the end I still give y’all defeat

CHIAOTZU:
Telepathic telekinetic, teleportin' magic
Chaiotzu, Tao, and Lieutenent Blue and Ten for the tactics
Sick 'em with イノシカチョウ a monsterous savage
Tele tele tell the masses televise and telegraph it
サヨナラ 展ーさん やぶれかぶれだ
僕はカミカゼ（です） 'Cause my rhymes are the bomb
I'm a Jiang Shi, top ten in the team without God Ki
Almost got slaughtered by master Shen but that didn't stop me
But Jiaotzi- I mean Chiaotzu aren't you weaker than Nappa
That depends who you ask but lemme me solve it with math 'Cause
I essentially blasted Guldo offa the map
Who was a stronger opponent than Nappa was in the past
That makes me stronger than Kami and Krillin probably, too
'Cause he fought Guldo on Namek and didn't know what to do
I'm just as strong as Gohan being young is NOT an excuse
And I survived until Buu so that's the logical proof
I’mma stay number one whether you like it or not
If you wanna make me laugh then you could show me all you got
I’m the goat, that’s the difference between me and these sheep
Do the most, but in the end I still give y’all defeat

THE BIG 3 (feat. Eric the Audible and Xenotype)

Welcome to another episode of MC Fawful Rap Battles! Today we take to the skies as infamous hijacker, D.B. Cooper, faces off against the mascot of the Game and Watch handhelds, Mr. Game and Watch! Which one of these plane misters will win? That's for you to decide!

CREDITS:

Grasman as D.B. Cooper (audio)
Dudz as D.B. Cooper (video)

Spidey Fam as Mr. Game and Watch


Written by Triple-Stabber and MC Fawful
Beat by Epistra
Mixed by jort
Art by Triple-Stabber (additional art by MC Fawful)
Cover-art by MC Fawful
Special thanks to Grasman and Dilly


Alright, I think that's it. Stay tuned for the next MC Fawful Rap Battle!

(Note: Since I wasn't sure if the lyrics were able to fit in the description, the lyric document is linked below.)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1k_mm2spyKiLtZBesduztPDfNV7BUt6Le_DJRF5WUdmE/edit?usp=sharing

Mr. Game and Watch vs D.B. Cooper - MC Fawful Rap Battles

Mewtwo:
Birthed from a lab as the pure form of perfection
My goal was to bring the Pokemon insurrection
And with you I sense there’s a connection
Though I was not the one made from a peasant

I find that I cannot condone your lazy flick
Used your physicality to make a leap of logic with the crazy chick
He was made to be a master of analysis
…and yet he still sided with the crazy chick

Pokedex 150, try to diss, you’ll miss me
I know that your shit’s weak, this psychic type spits heat
You know not what I bring as a challenge you won’t fit me
Know that when I’m rhyming, I don’t spare or pity

The Ultimate Lifeform created with every talent, meant to save mankind but then all your hope was gone
But that should’ve been easily predicted when you try to battle with the god of all Pokemon

Izuru Kamakura:
I must say, I’m oddly perplexed about why you would need to lie of your title
It’s difficult to understand what sort of god loses to a rat and a child?
I was made as the savior of hope, you were made as a DNA clone
That stops being a threat and turned into a pet…if a single Pokeball’s thrown 

Cast Confusion on your foes but the best of your ploys
Was choosing to make a tour guide out of Nurse Joy
The ultimate lifeform can’t seem to do much to harm me
When each iteration sees him needing an army

Meant to be an icon yet you lack the attention
Cause you're as original as your own naming convention 
I could neutralize him before his next turn starts at all
Since it won’t be the first time that he’s cut from Brawls

Mewtwo:
Tell me whose favorite character’s the nihilist punk? 
I’ll leave this Psycho Cut, one swipe and you’re done
And you would’ve remained a Remnant of Despair if
Your facade wasn’t weakened by Chiaki’s hairpin 

Izuru Kamakura:
My past is the path of attack that he’s taken
So I’ll leave all openings Cerulean Caved in 
But I know that Game Freak’s just gonna kill him
Next time they need a Pokemon to fill in for villain

Written by JustGamer
Mewtwo: Fightmarker
Izuru Kamakura: JustGamer
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Serena
Cover Art by Rabi
Special thanks to JesseBox

Mewtwo vs Izuru Kamakura - Smash Bros vs Anything

Written by: CreeperPasta, Raisu Battle
Beat produced by: Dansonn
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta 
Mixed by: Box_Soldier22

Morbius: SimplyRazzy
Black Adam: SPM1000

Morbius:
Dr. Michael Morbius, Chemist, paging this static despot
Only using his true power once his home's been left a wreckage
By his neighbors and the traitors to his cause, hell-bent on vengeance
So Shazam abandoned him, found more worth in that adolescent
Batson? It's pathetic how Teth-Adam represents his throne
Rock-y foreign relations, no wonder you were trapped in stone
Sat on standby as the Horsemen brought the demise of your nation
Now your people's blood will nourish my hunger for generations!
Face it, I'm the greatest! Morbius sweeps up your sleeper flick
You rule with an iron fist? You're no more than Cena's bitch!
I've got tons of bars, so call me Akhton when I start the killing
That'll leave you in the dust, now you’ll join your wife and children!

Black Adam:
Up against this comics icon, no shock you’ll end up deceased
I leave all my rivals Thunderstruck; call me AC-DC
Test my power? You can’t match it. Test my reign? No stopping it
Movie trailer so divine, the Queen went to hell watching it! 
Facing me is Suicide, won't need a Squad of gods to leave Leto damned
By the way, last night your mom was the one who shouted "Shazam!" 
I'm gonna leave your throat to burn, like it’s a Black Adam's Apple 
I'm ruling over Kahndaq, your Bat film was worse than Cavill's! 
I have the drive to wield the power, your hunger got your bro devoured 
Wasted your work in mere hours, I'm here to reclaim what's ours!
We're not equal. My peers believe in me, protector of Kahndaq!
And judging by your box office gains, we know you fail at comebacks


Rap Off! - Morbius vs Black Adam

Written by ME!!!
CheeseVA as Weirdcore
BirdJormungandr as Clowncore
Mixed by Rayyan
Beat by Call me Brian 

(0:14) Weirdcore:
Are you alone? Where are you in your house?
Come on. Let’s play a fun game of cat and mouse. 
Where you have to escape the place that you’re in.
It’lll be hard since your community can't escape Accusations.  
and I wouldn’t say touching kids is just clowning around.
because the police lights are the ones causing the Seizures now.
I don’t think it’s cool. Using autistic kids to get views
There’s not mushroom for people in society like you.

(0:41) Clowncore:
What the heck was that? Jokes are supposed to be funny!
Really buying tvs for hats? Complete waste of money. 
I just don’t get it. What’s so weird about some eyeballs.
You're meant to be creepy but it’s your rhymes that get my skin to crawl. 
But I don’t worry because I’m just a super fun guy! 
While you replaced the creepy stuff with some stupid fungi.
These fun rhymes Will knock this kid out because it’s bedtime!
But if you wanna act so silly, mate. Get in the back of line!

(1:08)Weirdcore:
Do you hear the knocking? Do you hear the knocking?
You’re not safe. It’s way too late to start running. 
Playing dress up. I think no head will make you look cute. 
Tricking kids in your community, now their social life is on mute.
You do this for coping, clearly you’re struggling. 
So many issues for one clown to be juggling. 
So I have a solution to help with what you’re feeling.
Grab some “silly” string and finally hang yourself from the ceiling. 

(1:36)Clowncore:
Woah. Woah. Woah. Hey I’m just trying to have a little fun! 
You’re being bad! I would tell your parents if you had some. 
Honestly.You’re only like this because no one likes you.
So how about you blow your brains out like a balloon! 
Hiding behind a computer like a freaking Reject.
You wouldn’t do any of these things off the internet! 
All I do is put a smile on the face of people that need it!
You do nothing with your life! So go to your room and cry bitch!

Weirdcore vs Clowncore [NUGGET RAP BATTLES] (TW: for metion of pedos and suicide]

Some lyrics of mine. 

Song
Der Kampf

Der Nieselregen fällt, die Scheiben sind ganz nass, 
am Esstisch sitzt ein Junge, der hat so wenig Spaß. 
Die Spielfigur in der Hand sitzt er da sehr verkrampft, 
in ihm tobt ein schwerer Kampf.

"Die andern in der Klasse sind stark, aber die lachen mich aus,
weil ich gerne 'Kicker' spiel. Da mach ich mir was draus. 
Sie sagen, ich bin schlecht, kann kaum was erreichen. 
ich muss es endlich lernen, aber ich will mich nicht vergleichen."

Mutter nimmt seine Hände, hält sie fest wegen seiner Klage,
schaut in die Augen ihres Jungen und spricht eindringlich auf ihn ein.
"Mein Kind, pass auf, was ich dir jetzt sage:
Du darfst dich nicht nach andern richten, sonst bist Du irgendwann ganz allein."

"Denn diese andern, sie verlangen von Dir Dinge, die du nicht willst,
das verbiegt dich so lange, bis du gar nichts mehr von Deinem Herzen fühlst.
Du wirst auf einmal jemand sein, den du nicht mehr kennst,
und merkst es vielleicht zu spät, dass du Dich doch verrennst."

"Du wirst dich verlieren, alles Gute ist dann aus, 
das wäre für uns alle ein so großer Graus. 
Sei besser du selbst, mein Lieber, so wie du schon bist, 
das mag ich an Dir, das hab ich nie vermisst."

Da schaut der Junge sie fragend an, aber er versteht. 
Manches kommt im Leben vor, manches davon vergeht.
Am Schlimmsten ist das Leiden, wenn man allein muss sein für sich. 
Sind alle gegen Dich, dann wird es schwierig. 

Sind auch alle anderen klug und recht, gescheit und geschickt, 
ihr Leben führen würden wir nicht. 
Was wir auch haben, wir sind zurecht was wir sind. 
Das sieht er bald ein, was für ein gutes Kind. 

Da lässt er die schweren Gedanken sein, freut sich wieder an seinem Leben. 
Das ist doch ein Glück, in diesem Dasein finden wir zu uns zurück.
Was wir auch haben, was wir auch sind, 
es geht uns bald allen wie diesem Kind. 

Denken wir auch, dass wir das schon verstehen, 
die Winde werden auch in unserem Schicksal wehen. 
Was auch immer für uns sicher gewesen ist, irgendwann ist es vorbei. 
Erlangen wir uns selbst, dann wirken wir erst frei. 


Der Kampf

This That Music

We gon' let the band deal wit dis

https://youtube.com/@quickdissa?si=vM7pQZB9aU7VzA8n

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