you'll never guess who made this battle.
SPM1000 as Akinator
Toni Rigatoni as AI Dungeon
Beat produced by Dave James (Audio Network)
Written by Trakked and King Mewtwo
Additional help by King Mewtwo
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by Grenade

Battle:
Akinator:
I am the renowned, profound rapper Akinator
If you want to battle a round, then you can ask me later
I’m a bit busy with thousands of people playing games,
While no matter the update, your lame bot just stays the same
You used to be a tool and game that people could have fun with
And then you turned your fanbase to an AI Sex Dungeon!
It’s disgusting, and I don’t care very much for silly antics
I suggest you wish for some actual talent to rap, kid

AI Dungeon:
It’s kind of odd that this broken bot chose the prompt to fight
I suppose you’re used to your legacy being stomped on, right?
You’re spitting sick, but it’s terrible, malarian,
Your desert can’t compare within the kingdom of Larion (OHH)
My world is infinite, surpassing expectations
Your world is limited, can't use imagination
You think you're big and shit, but you just need to face it
Maybe think outside the lamp you're trapped in, be creative
Claim you’re reading minds with your questions, it’s just pathetic
Takes hours to get a character you say you’d know in seconds
I ain’t coming back for seconds, bitch, I don’t got the time
Your rhymes are so off you’re prolly snorting your lines

Akinator:
Tough talk. You think my AI’s absurd?
At least my model doesn’t make you pay for every word
Paywalls and paywalls, you think they would buy it?
You're giving people one more reason to be a pirate
I'm well-known for my beyond infinite database
But I couldn't name a single person in your player base
I may be stumped, but I'm not yet done playing you
And there's no coming back from all of your accusations, too

AI Dungeon:
I'd like you to imagine how your website would be
If you didn't brand yourself "20 Questions but free!"
You say that you’re a psychic, but if that’s really true
Then how did you not predict that you’d be the one to lose? (ooh)

Akinator vs AI Dungeon - Rap Cypher #28

Welcome to the twelfth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two inhuman liars… lying today. It's the lightning from fingertips bringer himself, Saul Goodman! Venting against the overused character despite not even being a character, The Imposter!

Lyrics:
Lyrics:
Saul Goodman:
Right, your honor, I don't get whyyy I have to fight this botter
Despite the strifes and hollers that they enticed with spite and caution
I am appalled that, Saul the con-man, is being comped with this scummy schmuck rat 
Y'all got Imposters? Better Call Saul, hah!
It's all crap, even Walt's ass wouldn't waltz that
Runnin' 'round on large maps but can't map out those bars? Damn
In for a looong match, thinking Saul won't stall laps
'Round your dumb-ass, one door closes, another draws back!

The Imposter:
Bruh, your euphemisms are as bad as your path to riches 
In your bros shadow dick sucking the man, get past your slippin'.
His fam was tripping, said your actions were classed as iminent
Practically sounds lit then, guess that's why he HAD to get lit then!
Class is in session, how to get past the failure, horrors 
And I have a soul, I'm an alien, you're a lawyer
I buckle down my stranieous acts, and that's it
But, you ain't wearing the pants, that's in fact Kim.

Saul Goodman:
Ya got a sharp tongue, but ya ain't kabobing me
Think I lost cuz you was floundering to bob on beats?
Hardly, yee vent a lot for natural anomalies!!
Match the fellas you're "conquering" but can't match your bars with heat?
I'd have an ad on em see, least a smidge of civility 
You push your con on all kiddies in the vicinity 
It's sickening, the fact the children within infancy
Are then reaped by sicko creeps, there's no things to stick 'em? Esh.
Only thing you could stick to me is the fact you're a prick 
Got stuck on a fad and then dipped
I'm timeless, and I'd imagine that his
Numbers don't line up to mine, so ring me up on lines, my rap is dismissed. (Hah-ha!)

The Imposter:
You and your wife preyed on a man in a failing marriage 
Least my victims were astronauts who sail the very
Fabric of space; you ran around and fabricate
That he snorts crack and lays hookers on the back-street? Lame
As foul as it takes, all that for a power fuck
Speaking of fowl as of late, you could've said Howard, duck!
Instead he got executed on your lousy rug
Then Mike Chucked his body in the ground he dug

Saul Goodman:
Uh, what a weird accusation and unlike the lord
You sir, have made a vow not to lie in court
And even if this mighty horace was at all important…
Guess you wouldn't have a defense to provide a source eh?

The Imposter:
That's crazy. Did I ask? YOU phase ME? Could be your ass 
Lazy in your fiendish raps, I'll slay thee, with memes and facts
You're in a living room, sitting with Kim, hear a hit or two 
Open the door to Howie in what would then be his tomb
Lalo shows up in a sickened mood, kills the dude
Was in the room, didn't report to feds, now you're in it too
Pushed and pushed him, just a fucking monster
No matter what Wood you knock on, you'll remain Chuck's imposter…

-CAST-
Saul Goodman: AdamDRB
The Imposter: Trakked

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail/Art by: Grasman
Written by: JaCoN
Beat:
http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Dead%20Presidents.mp3
Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Mixed by: JaCoN

Saul Goodman vs The Imposter - (Quick Diss) #12

RNG As Ryoma Hoshi

AdamDRB as Ben Shapiro

Beat: Payback by Dave James of Audio Network

Mixed by: Danii

Written by: RNG

Ben:(0:11)
This week I was called to battle the former ultimate tennis pro
who doesn't know that I was built by stating facts into a microphone
So today he’s getting owned and as this smackdown's host
Welcome I’m Ben Shapiro and this is the Ben Shapiro show
Say theoretically you were even a small threat to me
Sure youre a serial killer but with no stepstool you cant get to me
The last time you won anything it ended with bullets in your family
Your games corrupt the innocence of youth that you never got to see
Getting banned in Korea's one of the best things the east got right
Violence killing and icest should have no chance in the spotlight
You know i'm rapping toxic simply stating facts and logic 
You’ll get dropped kid like your bod did
You only hit net, losses!

Ryoma:(0:50)
It's not like i was expecting some sort of family visit
But who's this? The tragic backstory of Disney's saddest villain?
I dont think ultimate faux intellectual's a real talent
So are you here cause you finally decided to learn how to can it
I must be lifes punching bag cause when you throw shots i bounce back
But nothings sadder than the fact that waps your better soundtrack
Mental gymnastics is the only way you'd be a gaming pro
but the balls in your court and you've still got a ways to go-

Ben:(1:17)
Please! I'm not really getting called the biggest dweeb
By the human embodiment of r/im14andthisisdeep
Cause In your sleeps the only time you'd have hope to win at all
So you are part of the woke mob, cause you're getting owned liberal!
No surprise you flow barebones you're just the shell of eminem
Your racket just aint ballin, so get carried by your friends again
You gotta score more than love in a scrum debate of flow game
Cause i bring the climate change, I'm melting this snowflake

Ryoma:(1:41)
Im not surprised you would be more boring in rap
You should have had lines written by your keyboard warrior gang 
Amazing how you said nothing even with all of that talking and
If your careers the topic then bud, you can call me Aquaman
Run to your wifes room and cry bout getting crushed by better men
that's probably the only time that you'd be why she's getting wet
Shingujis less sus bout his sister so bro you should give it up
Cause my truth bullet says it was your alt calling her a milk truck
I tower over you like Cruz so don't go dissing my height
Dont need shuichi to see the fact that he isnt 5'9
And in a back and forth game your odds come up shorter as well
(Heh) You should've known I'd break a corporate shell

Ben Shapiro vs Ryoma Hoshi - RNG Rap Battles

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/11U6Mxh2sPNpddQKRDQgsQ3UKYC3YvxDg-cIn7nIV0lk/edit
King Mewtwo as Smile Dog
MetaMachine as The Jibblies Painting
Written by MetaMachine
Mixing by Gamingplush64
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by 2Deep
Art by BMB and MaxStar6
Hint for next battle: "Hats off for the holidays" (ft. Bree Han and Belle Beniko)

Smile Dog vs. The Jibblies Painting

Mewtwo:
Birthed from a lab as the pure form of perfection
My goal was to bring the Pokemon insurrection
And with you I sense there’s a connection
Though I was not the one made from a peasant

I find that I cannot condone your lazy flick
Used your physicality to make a leap of logic with the crazy chick
He was made to be a master of analysis
…and yet he still sided with the crazy chick

Pokedex 150, try to diss, you’ll miss me
I know that your shit’s weak, this psychic type spits heat
You know not what I bring as a challenge you won’t fit me
Know that when I’m rhyming, I don’t spare or pity

The Ultimate Lifeform created with every talent, meant to save mankind but then all your hope was gone
But that should’ve been easily predicted when you try to battle with the god of all Pokemon

Izuru Kamakura:
I must say, I’m oddly perplexed about why you would need to lie of your title
It’s difficult to understand what sort of god loses to a rat and a child?
I was made as the savior of hope, you were made as a DNA clone
That stops being a threat and turned into a pet…if a single Pokeball’s thrown 

Cast Confusion on your foes but the best of your ploys
Was choosing to make a tour guide out of Nurse Joy
The ultimate lifeform can’t seem to do much to harm me
When each iteration sees him needing an army

Meant to be an icon yet you lack the attention
Cause you're as original as your own naming convention 
I could neutralize him before his next turn starts at all
Since it won’t be the first time that he’s cut from Brawls

Mewtwo:
Tell me whose favorite character’s the nihilist punk? 
I’ll leave this Psycho Cut, one swipe and you’re done
And you would’ve remained a Remnant of Despair if
Your facade wasn’t weakened by Chiaki’s hairpin 

Izuru Kamakura:
My past is the path of attack that he’s taken
So I’ll leave all openings Cerulean Caved in 
But I know that Game Freak’s just gonna kill him
Next time they need a Pokemon to fill in for villain

Written by JustGamer
Mewtwo: Fightmarker
Izuru Kamakura: JustGamer
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Serena
Cover Art by Rabi
Special thanks to JesseBox

Mewtwo vs Izuru Kamakura - Smash Bros vs Anything

Written by: CreeperPasta, Raisu Battle
Beat produced by: Dansonn
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta 
Mixed by: Box_Soldier22

Morbius: SimplyRazzy
Black Adam: SPM1000

Morbius:
Dr. Michael Morbius, Chemist, paging this static despot
Only using his true power once his home's been left a wreckage
By his neighbors and the traitors to his cause, hell-bent on vengeance
So Shazam abandoned him, found more worth in that adolescent
Batson? It's pathetic how Teth-Adam represents his throne
Rock-y foreign relations, no wonder you were trapped in stone
Sat on standby as the Horsemen brought the demise of your nation
Now your people's blood will nourish my hunger for generations!
Face it, I'm the greatest! Morbius sweeps up your sleeper flick
You rule with an iron fist? You're no more than Cena's bitch!
I've got tons of bars, so call me Akhton when I start the killing
That'll leave you in the dust, now you’ll join your wife and children!

Black Adam:
Up against this comics icon, no shock you’ll end up deceased
I leave all my rivals Thunderstruck; call me AC-DC
Test my power? You can’t match it. Test my reign? No stopping it
Movie trailer so divine, the Queen went to hell watching it! 
Facing me is Suicide, won't need a Squad of gods to leave Leto damned
By the way, last night your mom was the one who shouted "Shazam!" 
I'm gonna leave your throat to burn, like it’s a Black Adam's Apple 
I'm ruling over Kahndaq, your Bat film was worse than Cavill's! 
I have the drive to wield the power, your hunger got your bro devoured 
Wasted your work in mere hours, I'm here to reclaim what's ours!
We're not equal. My peers believe in me, protector of Kahndaq!
And judging by your box office gains, we know you fail at comebacks


Rap Off! - Morbius vs Black Adam

Welcome to the fourteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two Redditor- I mean cryptic criminals today! It's the agent of chaos and terrible memes, The Joker! Trapping against our favorite depressed puppet master, The Jigsaw Killer!

Lyrics:
The Joker:
I like making plots up, a-lot of cut offs for my scars huh?
Non-emotional, but somewhere in that genre 
Yet I couldn't bare acting your beartrap's a "caught-on"
I conned watchers across the pond-ah!
Your backstories torment. An abortion broke er'? Aww.
With that age gap, here's my quorral Jooohn.
While she was in-doors within her mom
Would you still endorse poking her with your ONLY knob?
It's just gross and all, but that's me (that's me)
Batsy called man's a fiend (and that's me)
Beat your ass while laughing (that's me)
You're a filler sham, and like you built your traps the only blueprints is this man's feet
Cold and deceased, you're a sickened sham, about as cancerous as Giddy's Krammed passing.

The Jigsaw Killer:
You're bitter, pulling triggers claiming it's a bigger picture
But really, you just project your inner sinner
Your feelings aren't consistent with your filler
I merely give people a wish, well;
You did a social experiment, but that ship sailed
Then your heart sank like a wish well
When you flipped coins but couldn't get them to ship sales
A promise that, killing the inmates 
Would, cost them, nothing as it's in vain
To cross them, as they made their choices
But you bombed it, putting a pin in your point, bitch
Dressed as a cop to press on your plot, but… that's meant as rhetorical 
Your abhorrence shows 'cus when I look like a pig it's not meta bro, it's metaphorical (phorical)
Fuck you and everything that you've built up
Even my worst trap was less bait than this "villian"
I'd threaten to kill him, but what purpose does that serve?
Contort his ass backwards for being ass backwards!
I don't care, so I'll chalk it up as first impressions, huh?
But why all the impressive talk when you're the skeptic runt people seem to do the worst impressions of? With your messy mug.

The Joker:
Here….we….go. John won't get off his high horse! Using your car's horsepower on the highway
You saddled up on the right course, but he survived and made a right game.
Why, so, serious?! Acting delirious, rambling like a COD lobby
With his shitty mic and superiority you might start a round of zombies! (zombies!)
It's just a game and time for calming, gotta knock off chopping up, Johnny!
Don't pull up upon me, pulling some ponzes, for the jump-screens, like "HEEERE'S JOHNNY!!!"
Do that and you'll get the axe, not to knock on wood, but if I caught you lacking
You'll get the axe, and I'm into slashing, watch as a hack gets hacked in! For acting dramatic! Laughs Maniacally (comment about this tee-hee!!!!l)

The Jigsaw Killer:
With all that makeup I expected some pen-game now
But the only person you sent for making up with is your penny-pal
Imma check Heath Ledger's crown, your role wasn't one to die for
You're a fucking eyesore, all the Facebook memes they roll their eyes for
I suppose you'd like more, cus it represents you
Cryptic and imbedded in issues, it's in bed with your misuse 
Of influence… I'm sick of this
I'm dying of cancer and thought those quips were abysmal, egh.
Game Over, Joker, I call goldfish, the way I flushed you out
You stood in your tiny bubble and SUNK, you fucking clown…

-CAST-
The Jigsaw Killer: JaCoN (first time donut bully)
The Joker: Quizzique

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: CannibalWorms (rare)
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://youtu.be/VkNbsOO9i7I
Beat Produced by: KaalaH and jort
Mixed by: jort

The Joker vs The Jigsaw Killer - (Quick Diss) #14

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yyCM9vJd9X3SvoxC5fLrM6-PoeOKgtvA26Kj0ZZc3DI/edit
MetaMachine as Frosty the Snowman
KingSpirals as Hat Kid
Belle Beniko as Holiday Narrator
Written by MetaMachine
Chiseled by Shimario and Mancha
Beat arrangement and mixed by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by YLFEthan
Beat by Anywaywell
Hint for next time: "Explosive Outbursts" (ft. Alex M. and garbageGothic)

Frosty the Snowman vs. Hat Kid

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The Joker vs The Jigsaw Killer - (Quick Diss) #14

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