The slaughtered lamb (Quinn)

Week 2 - Sperm candy

It's a hot night
It's been a real hot summer
It's a mans world
I'm no new comer
Check the time on my swatch and it's time to get going
Grab the keys to my trans as tonight will be a grand slam

Got the top down
Rockin Ocean Pacific
Heading Uptown
To your place Specific
I pull up you come running running right into my arms
I jam my foot on the gas cause tonight will be world class

Got a good feeling about tonight
Got a good felling about this road we're on
Tonight we're gonna give it the juice
Tonight we're gonna cut loose

Turn it loose 2x
We're gonna eat this town alive
Turn it loose 2x
Our love it will survive

Week 5 - Turn it loose

When the ocean dances and the palm trees sway
Where the jellyfish glow and the mermaids play
where the sun glistens upon the sea
That's were I want to be

Where the mighty coral churns the sea of blue
Where the seahorsies giggle and the Micronesians wiggle
Where the waves wash up a gentle foam
That's where I call my home

Land that I love
Land I adore
enemies beware
We will take your skins and drink your blood

Where the dark lord beckons to each us all
and woe to he who ignores his call
Bless us those who take his hand
This is our homeland

Where the shadows plot and the vultures perch
Where the children play in a burned down church
And the pools of blood drain to the sea
That's where I want to be

Land that I love
Land I adore
enemies beware
We'll remove your limbs and throw you down a well

All hail the dark lord

Ahhhhh yeah lifes been good to me
I've grown big and I've grown strong
7 tentacles and they all are strong

I said ahhhhh, tonight I'll kill your family
Ain't nothin' personal I gotta feed my progeny

Graduated first in my class
lettered in wrasslin and my balls are brass
I married the hottest monsta!
They can't have her but everybody wants her!

Some folks say I've reached perfection
I guess I wouldn't say they're wrong
Give this body a quick inspection
I'd thump Godzilla
Rip the balls off ol King Kong

You're gonna taste my tentacles
They gonna crush your testacles
I'ma squeeze you hard you won't know what hit you
best believe it boy yeah I'm coming to get you.

The braggart

No more songs about pussy
no pussy big or small
If I aint singing bout pussy, 
I aint gonna sing at all

No more songs about pussy
aint gonna sing no more
Cause If I aint singin  bout pussy
don't know what I'm singin for

pussy, you know I love you
pussy, you was the best
pussy, mrs. vagina
You got me in a state of pure unrest

I aint thinking bout pussy
cept for when I do
60 seconds every minute thinking bout getting up in it
I'm a pussy man, who do you do?

No more songs about pussy ( pencil dick jones and the intergalactic lead slingers)

I love you, in a strange way

Well every paycheck we put a little bit back
Me and the mrs. are ready for a break and that's a fact
We lost a little bit of romance since the little one came along
Well we're deep in love but we need a little time
White beaches coladas and beer with a lime
We're saving and we're dreamin gonna sing about it in a country song

South of the border where our trouble don't exist
Watch em dissolve in a margarita mist 
That's where we wanna go
Savin up for Mexico

Work my fingers to the bone but I ain't alone
She's at home with our daughter teachin that the lords got her
in the palm of his hand
Me and her waitin for a time real soon 
we'll have out toes in the sand underneath the moon
we'll be kickin back and nicely tanned

South of the border not carin about nada
Passin the days with trays of coladas
That's where we wanna go
Savin up for Mexico

Holding hands white sands
Tequila Mariachi Bands
Aint worryin bout nothing just hopin that my flip flops hold up

Sunset moonlight ah yeah we do it right
Makin love till midnight
chillin in them chairs that fold up

Savin up for mexico ( rich blazer demo tape)

We bought the haunted house that was up on the hill
We loved the way it menaced and how it wanted to kill
A man had hung himself up on the 3rd floor
After shooting his lady by the kitchen door
Then we opened up an antique store

I tended business in town while Mr. Barlow slept
and when the sun went down up the stairs he crept
a magnificdnt feller he was sleeping in the cellar
Where sun could not penetrate
The master dont like to wait
 I hung a dog at the cemetery gate

We got black designs on the townsfolk here
All the ne’er do wells are down at dell’s drinking beer
We’ll be scratching at their windows for an invite in
Open er up and i can be your friend

We damned the whole damn town
It get’s dark in the lot when the sun goes down
We damned the whole damn town 2x

Caught a couple kids out deep in the woods
flashed a mouth full of fangs and we gave em the goods
Now we’re Stocking up on  townsfolk one by one
Not sure what we’ll eat when the job is done .
The towns been overun…
forver hiding from the sun

We Damned The Whole Damn Town - 10:18:24, 8.23 AM

She passed me by
She caught my eye
Blue and Yellow Blouse
I had been shooting at her house
I ask her out she no I say why what for?
She say "You're a fucking roosky, you shoot down my door"

She aint ever Gonna Love me NYET! 2x
She got a body that I can't forget
She's to pretty, she too good for me

Nose up in the air
She must have man uptown
Maybe I find him, Maybe I stop him down!

I'm just a lonely boy, Soldiering in Kiev
Still dreaming of this girl I can't believe

Chorus

Why She not love me? I strong and handsome man
I love her better than her uptown man can
I look good with gun, with gun I look good
Later today I burning down the neighborhos

Chorus

She Ain't Ever Gonna Love ME - 11:6:24, 7.50 AM

Sunday Stroll In our Sunday best
We gazed upon the sun out west
Moments before our love confessed
We joined in an embrace

We spun together
Then the weather
Took a turn for strange
The sky began to change
Something landed on her face

Meat was raning from the sky over ol' Kentucky
I was feeling lucky, now I'm not so sure
Meat was raining from the sky over old Kentucky
Maybe all my loving thoughts have been Impure

Do I love or her or just crave her
In a carnal way
What will the preacher say 
when he hears that we held hands?

Signs from the sky
land in my eye
I dont  know what they mean
The signs are raw and lean

Is it the lamb or is it ham?

Meat was rainin from the sky

I've delved the depths of consciousness
I've always thought there's more than this
seemingly solid world
but all I find are thoughts and thoughts of thoughts
This whole life searching for a truth
A truth thats’ just behind the eyes
Perhaps it all has been in vain 
and  I’ll  no longer agonize

They say  you must be present 
But its all just so unpleasant 
They say to be here now
Alas it seems I don’t know how

SO NOW

I”m heading for the mountains of Uranus
to rest my weary head
Yes the mountains of Uranus
Where troubled thoughts remain unsaid 

I know it’s perfect on Uranus
So Uranus I shall go
To contemplate the physical 
and grow a wild mustachio

The Mountains of Uranus

Florida Man - Jimmy Thain

It was a long day, Sippin from a sack
Eyeballs turning black am I under attack?
I gotta get home, I got 3 legs broke
Wish that I could laugh but it don't feel like a joke

Whose gonna keep me safe? Whose gonna keep me safe?
Wrap me up and hold me tight and whisk me off into the night?

Wolf Spider, take me home
Don't  liquify me!

Limp body in a powerful Jaw
The lights are going dim and the last thing that i saw
He's tip toing me to my place
Put a kiss right on my face

He's gonna keep me safe
He's gonna keep me safe
Wrap me up and hold me tight 
whisk me off into the night

Wolf Spider

Sweet home Atlantis

Cartoon Theme song about a perverted vulture.

Mr. Spooky

Stay weird - written by Clayton Rye Boy

There's a fire down below
Well it hurts so bad but it felt so fine
Just a couple nights ago
Hot lava in my dong don't know what went wrong
Oh my honkers all a glow
There's a fire, there's a fire down below

When ya meet a pretty lady and she wanna get naked boy
you better beware
After a bottle of wine and she's lookin fine take a look down in her cooter hair
She's got a legion of critters living on her muffin
you better thing twice before you put your stuff in
I'm telling you boy I know
You'll have a fire down below

You met a snaggle tooth woman while you was shopping at the dollar store
Shes got a juicy booty boy the kind you just can't ignore
She smells like chicken but she's got charm
That's a fire in your honker baby 3 alarm
I'm telling you boy I know
There's a fire down below

You made an extra dollar and you thought you might buy some love
You better wrap it up tight be sure it fits like a glove
because Mary's got the berries and Sherry's got the clap
Lisa's got the crabbies runnin round in her lap I'm telling you boy I know
You'll have a fire down below

There's a fire down below- Pencil Dick Jones and the Intergalactic Lead Slingers

Hoot Owl Lullaby

You broke my goddam heart - pencil dick jones and the intergalactic lead slingers

Get Silly (Quinn)

nakey in the lakey

An updated version of Santa Baby sung by a sad man whose body is falling apart

Santa Buddy

Everybody get your monster masks
Everybody get your baseball bats
Drinkin gin no tonic
Maybe burn down a sonic

Everybody gonna take some drugs
Everbody gonna drink some blood
We  rip this town to pieces
Eat the ones in  fleeces 

Viles and Viles and miles and miles of acid 2x
trained gorillas from another dimension
Got another in school suspension

Callin satan on the telephone 
Headin full speed into the unknown
Eyes in the back of my head
Ridin naked on a moped

Everybody lace your boots up tight
This crews gonna own the night
Take a piss on the neighbor
Chuck a sack of flaming shit!

viles and piles of acid

Bicycles Forever

Crazy dan was a florida man
Big ol knife and a sweet suntan
Livin at the wal mart in the back of his van
Wrasslin gators just whenever he can

Crazy dan was a violent man
He aint never been beat
He got a duffle bag of gator heads
And a necklace made of feet

Supplex, piledriver
Flying elbow coming out of a tree
Crazy dan put a gator in figure 4 ,
He just couldn’t let em be.


Crazy dan went wrassin
High on LSD
First gator see saw dan fell in love and said
Baby won’t you marry me?

C
Never knew what hit him when that gator bit I’m
Dan’s physical form expired
No more hasslin
No more wrasslin
Crazy dan’s retired.

Undertaker Backbreaker
He’ll rip off your gator maker
Crazy Dan from FLA
Whoop dam gators everyday
Gator Gator here he come
Dan he gonna give you some
Make a gator suck his thumb
Crazy dan godamn you dumb

Crazy Dan the Florida Man

The safari wasn't what I had hoped (Quinn)

Highest ghost on the Hill

Went to a party up on happy hlll
I never left maybe I never will
A dance in the land of the in between
 now im the highest ghost that you,ve ever seen

All the other ghost gone home but me
Just questioning reality
What is happening ? What are we?
I’m the highest ghost on the hill

Im up too late
I cant float straight
What’s up with my heart rate?
Buzz in my prostate
But im the highest ghost on the hill

Cant find my sheets or chains 
Whooly neptune in my brians
I’ll do my best when I haunt these plains
im the highest ghost on the hill


I’m in a timeless kind of way
I can’t go but I can’t stay
Kinda lost in the unknown
Why do i smell old spice cologne?
Hey would somebody call my phone?
I’m the highest ghost on the hill

Im up too late
I cant float straight
What’s up with my heart rate?
Buzz in my prostate
But im the highest ghost on the hill

I'm the highest ghost on the hill

Two swinging bachelors discuss their upcoming space age vacation

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