I don't want to just stop bad things from happening... I want to start good things from happening!

Start Good Things From Happening

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Savor The Picture

Helen McGill was shocked, when she went to buy a travel trailer, to learn... she was dead!

Shocked To Learn She's Dead

The people who do Cool Web Search have just decided, look, we know the world hates us. We're just going to try to get in there anyway. We're going to give them this Cool Web Search whether they want it or not, and not going to let them take it out!

Cool Web Search

Joe Rogan was recently at Taco Bell and he was told they were out of napkins.

"We should be having an open discussion about what is wrong... like, what's wrong? Like how, what what what is going wrong? Why is this happening? Why are all these negative things happening?"

Taco Bell is out of napkins

I'm walking into a Starbucks. I feel sort of vaguely neurotic. I'm about to meet the barista and I'm like, you know, having trouble making eye contact. I'm the same neurotic person I was yesterday. If I knew that I could just take down everyone in this place if I wanted to, and I could shoot a web and fly over a building... what would Spider-Man do? You know, how would Spider-Man act here? If I knew that about myself how would I navigate each subsequent moment here.

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