@uyfttttttttttt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ill be honest, i hate creepy pastas...but this was dope.

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u8vnV5fI_Gg7sXa7LbxqI3EO0-MW0UXhKfrdCjN6YXs/edit?usp=sharing

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal and Glitchdude

Production by Epistra, Freshy Kanal, Glitchdude and ENNWAY!

Rappers:
EricTheAudible
ENNWAY!
Jofinity
Shimario/Rap Battle Brawl
Psytube
Freshy Kanal
Snakebite126
Danii

Minecraft Hostile Mob Rap Cypher || Ft. Freshy Kanal, ENNWAY! & More

happy new years :)

BEN:
A bird against the one who froze the web?
You’ll need more than a notepad to go past this magnum Opus, BEN
Your family’s broken, bent, I’ll look into Manfred’s hopeless mess
I know a thing or two about Ocean Quests
But we both know Lorenz
He dropped the phone cause he knows that his home’s a wreck
Not surprised she can’t step up when her legs went and sent her
To the hospital bed, and she never woke again
But I can see why you slept in, I wouldn’t want to live your dreaded youth
Since daddy couldn’t find time to care for ya with the Lens of Truth
So no revival’s gonna save ya when I’m dissin' this pest
‘Cuz he nabbed the system and dipped... in the literal sense
Putrid, you’re more confusing than your textures
Useless, you’re only wanted by retro collectors  
Moon kids, I ascend over all your flimsy horrors
Hubris, you can’t save yourself, it’s YOURTURN

Thea:
Hm? I think the phone’s ringing
This foe’s got his flow missing, but he should know 
I’m the Mario Killer, I got pro crow spittin’
So best head to Lon Lon Ranch ‘cause on the mic, I roast chickens!
It makes sense you’re the Elegy of Emptiness
Since all the filler in your writing had made me deathly sick
You’re not really exciting- scary sightings and standing silent?
I could stop you in your tracks by turning on an anti-virus!
You’re the magnum opus of… cartridge possession?
Please, I’m more fly than you, even after your ascension!
The only thing you froze were the screens you were shown on
Mixed with the shallow story that rivals the water you choked on
The Father murdered ya’, you got eternal hatred
You took to Termina, then you got terminated
While I’m still alive, you can’t be comparing our states
When your fandom grabbed a pen and gave a terrible fate

BEN:
Mentioning fandoms? Like you’re someone who could strike a cord
Using Unity to stay alive like it’s your life support
And don’t say I’m the worst of my kind
‘Cause my Internet Story’s the reason yours is alive
Killing this track and the counter resets
You’re not getting rid of me with a browser refresh
Hear the ringing of the phone going as loud as it gets?
Don’t worry, it’ll be muffled once you’re drowning to death

Thea:
As if I’d cave in to your threats- they should’ve kept this error hidden
I thought this reservation could serve up something that’s better written
But with your phoned-in disses, you’ve made yourself a living hell
Since cowards freaking out at their computer sure does ring a bell
I’m not scared of you since your powers consist of nothing
And no glitches can save ya’ when your days run out like your funding
So once you make like your website and Cleverbot breaks
Your ROM will be the only thing that’s left on your grave

ENNWAY as BEN
Azia as Thea

Written by Rabi and Shimario
Additional help from ThatTacoGod
Prod. by Anywaywell and Glitchdude
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Rabi
BEN art by Nooby
Catastrophe Crow art by CyanCoat

BENDROWNED Vs. Catastrophe Crow - Rap Battle #15

happy birthday krystal :D

Norman Bates:
Welcome to Bates’ Motel, I’m your competitor
Do you have a reservation? You’ll be getting served
I know rap battles are meant to show the worst in a man
So if you’re watching, I’ll show you the kind of person I am
I’ve never met a customer as strange as you
I think it’s best if your background just stayed taboo
What with the rituals and how exactly is your family? I forgot-
Oh god (gags) your family tree should’ve stayed in the writer’s block 
I’m Hitchcock’s finest; from the film to projector
Your character Genocide Jacked some traits and swapped the gender
Mother, what would you say? Make sure his ghostly clique has gone extinct
Then hang his head from a noose and make him choke- no bondage kink

Korekiyo Shinguji:
(Kehehe) Oh sister, won’t you look at this resident-
A man with more in his closet than just his mother’s skeleton
I see humanity and beauty work wonderfully in tandem
But I’d find it hard to call your creeper smile handsome
Killed a wife and cop, then you were quickly caught
Gaslit yourself, convinced it’s your mom
Considering the dumpster fire that was your business
I’ve seen kinder hotels out of Vivziepop
The woman of your dreams was just within reach
Blood’s on your hands as you sulk in misery
Oedipus complex? I see it very simple
Your jealous mother wished her son was simply sin-free
My sister’s by my side if I ever need support 
Your arguments should be solved with a ouija board
Be scared if you ever put on the dress and wig since
This pussy fits perfect as my 100th victim

Norman Bates:
Were those your best lines? Well then, I must confess
Your see-saw must’ve been the only time you’ve got an upper edge
‘Cause in rap and trial, you lose your temper and cower
Seems you need to wash up sir, here, step in the shower
Think you attract with the thread of red rope, well
I can tell you, no Love’s coming out of your Hotel
That execution couldn’t make what you’ve sung any hotter
‘Cause you’re like Marrion’s car, it seems you’ve sunk in the water
When I pull the curtain, know that my stabs cultivate violence
You should’ve picked up from your case and learned when to stay silent
So please, don’t throw another fit in my business
Or you’ll be coughing up blood like you caught your sister’s illness

Korekiyo Shinguji:
Bring my sister in this and I’ll tear your nerves out
Then use the melting pot flames to make sure your motel burns down
Stay calm, Korekiyo, his words remain baseless
He’s just one more thing that should’ve stayed in the basement
You blame your spilled blood on your sick delusions
Yet you freak out at the mention of “institution”
Animals lifeless like everything you just spat out
Broke the home of Stockholm, now you’re trapped in your own madhouse

Toni Rigatoni as Norman Bates
https://soundcloud.com/user-286339925
Krystal as Korekiyo Shinguji
https://soundcloud.com/krystalmeth02

Beat by Ear 2 Tha Beat
Written and thumbnail by Rabi
Mixed, mastered, and additional instrumentation by Freshy Kanal
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
Thumbnail art by JesseBoxVO
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb6Gxnbj2fJs5n_Pug9x0gQ

Norman Bates Vs. Korekiyo Shinguji - Rap Battle #16

Happy 6 year anniversary of TRBoCS! I wasn't able to get a video out but I hope this makes up for it! I love you guys and stay tuned for the video release!

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
MONOKUMA
VS
THE ANNOYING ORANGE
BEGIN!

Monokuma:
I am Monokuma and I’m your headmaster 
Here to blend a delectable drink to have with my next platter
Bite your tongue, kiddo, it’s way past nya nya time
You’ll find this battle’s like the dictionary, Orange’s got no rhymes
So I’ve got my dukes up 
Flow smooth like butter - Mondokuma
I’ll block your sound like a Deluxe Room
Leave you spinning like a pinwheel pinwheel pinwheel of doom
This orange killer’s the most socially inept in his whole dang kitchen  
Passion Fruit gets your juices flowing? You’re an OJ simp, son
It’s just so sad that you’re a heel, with all your pals made diet meals
In modern times, you can not deal cause now you’ve lost all your a-peel
Broadcasting killing games to leave the flames of hope extinguished
But thinking about it now, I should’ve just went with your show on CN 

Annoying Orange:
Awww, a teddy! Hahahaha, nice diss, bear 
But I’ve felt more despair hanging out with this pear! (Hey!)
So zip it bout your stupid little saga only suiting little toddlers 
They should call it Dangan-romper (hahaha, drop it)
Ayo it’s AO, with the great flows straight from Dane Boe
On the kitchen sink, I’ll be spitting seeds cause I kill the beat, so just lay low
I’m packing more flavor than a bag of Cuties
You perv on kids worse than an ad for Cuties
Your case 3s are the only thing tragic, Koomy
Oh no, wear a mask for his magic cooties!
Your verse is an Ultimate Punishment but all your crushing’s the DJ’s hopes
Sitting and watching the mayhem but all that you’re maiming’s your VA’s throats 
Your little cubs should get ready to write your Mono-File
Cause now you’ll get a taste of my kitchen, orange nya nya style 
In rankings, you can barely make top ten (nya nya)
Like who cares what Enoshima’s loose sock says (nya nya)
Call it orange fever, I’m sick with a diss
So treat me like you and lick up my kids (nya nya)
All your plans to defeat hope, got crushed by a little Alter Ego
I guess it’s true what they say - never meet Chihiros (hahaha)

Kurokuma:
And they I say I talk too much, ha, let’s put this to rest!

Shirokuma:
Can’t stand the heat inside the kitchen? 

The Monokubs:
Then get burned like Celeste!

Monokuma:
Skrrrt
Comparing apple trees to oranges, it’s shocking how far you’ve fallen
But you can just ask Komaru - I’m balling
What happened to you, kiddo? I mean your view count “wazzup”
But your whole crew-
-Crew? Like Among Us? Hahahahaha
-just shut up!
I’ve had it with your insufferable rhymes
So let’s give it all we got, it’s punishment time
When it comes to the kitchen’s biggest weirdos, even Teruteru’s not as abhorrent
Because I’ve been torturing violent knife-equipped psychopaths like it’s just Clockwork, Orange
This ain’t a Jigsaw trap, talk back and it’ll cost you your life
So let me give you some pointers because I’m sharp as a KNIFE
I’ll take your Happy Appy Sausage Party brain destroying channel and I’ll have it canceled
Leave an orange strung up like Hiyoko, ripping my way through this midget asshole
So be glad that I’m putting an end to your shit, buster
I’ll be bombarding your carcass with bars like a body has been diss covered

Annoying Orange:
This is your lesson, huh? Then let me ask this
How’d an AI run by Junko go out of fashion
Today your Fangans are the only reason that people stick 
So treat your efforts like one of them - cease and desist
I left my mark on the internet, you’re a virus gone out of control
Better call you Liam the Leprechaun, cause you’re losing the gold  
I know your mastermind’s struggling to get it together
But hey, it wouldn’t be the first time she was crushed under pressure

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Dansonn
Additional Instruments by Snakebite126
Kitchen Background by Fightmarker

The Annoying Orange vs Monokuma. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

From this point onwards, we won't be having announcers for SoundCloud audios, but SPM's crazy voice will still be there on the YouTube videos!

Monokuma:
Welcome to Hope's Peak Academy! Puhuhu…
You’ll find this punishment more fun than the kids you abuse
And I know I can’t say much considering I killed a few
But now I don’t have to worry about that diss coming from you!
That tiny land you got could never match-up to my Jabberwock
Don’t you talk! That past of yours only makes you a laughingstock!
It makes me hot thinking about how your title was left to rot
They looked at what you got and then said “what if we made them tots?”
Chris, take your win and throw it down the Flush of Shame
You’re insane! Poke the bear and these claws will leave you maimed
I’ll make sure your body’s undiscovered— like anyone would be sleuthin’
I’m claiming my victory like the copyright on Reunion!

Chris McLean:
Morning campers! Today’s challenge is delayed
Because this teddy bear doesn’t know when to stay in his Lean!
So let’s get right to the Action, campers, it’s time to vote!
Looks like you’re another loser I’m sending off in a boat
The only despair you’re getting now are the fan’s reception
You say you’re too advanced for NASA, but you’re stuck in suspension
With your body count I don’t get how I’m similar to you
Not to mention the way you treat your own kids! Not cool, dude!

Monokuma:
Your history and everything you ever had is gone!
So move on! You’re so Ridonculous they replaced you with Don!
No Truth behind the Bullets you shot; you’re just outmatched, kid
Before another Chris gets slapped, I suggest you bury the Hatchet

Chris McLean:
I’m first class, the one and only! While you’re one of many
Just need to Alter your Ego to make your whole scheme unsteady
The sidekick to Junko is nothing but a Drama Machine
And your whole killing game got executed by a bunch of teens!
I’ve never seen anything like this on my World Tour!
You’re done! I got 2 more seasons, so I’ll continue to soar!
That’s enough fire for this ceremony and your elimination
This marshmallow’s now chewed out with no Future for it’s Foundation!

Cast/Crew:
Kamren the Person as Monokuma
jacuto as Chris McLean
Written by DonivideR
Mixed by Light
Beat by Epistra
Art by EpicMonkey & LimJJ
Soundcloud Cover by L1bUrN

Monokuma vs. Chris McLean - Crazy Diss Wars

YT VIDEO: [Coming Soon]

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Voice Acting: MidgeChamp
Mixing: GlitchDude
Written By: MidgeChamp
Additional Writing By: Psytube, SRB, Mason G

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Lyrics:

Villager:
The village (ay) is under raid, so buddy pass the totem
It seems like once again the dead have gotten past the Golem
I sense an opportunity, I’m down to trade with foes
But the only thing i’m trading with this kid is heavy blows
I got steady flows, many Hoes and that village drip, I’ll drop ya
Throw your boring plant game in the composter
There’s something Deviant about your fanbase Art, it’s
Not really something I’d go and put on the market
The best MC in MC, this AC can’t face me
I’m chasing off raiders, you flop pushing daisies
I’ll leave a sonofabitch bewitched and spray his ash in ditches
Sell the bones for twice the price and then I’ll bag the riches
When I ignite the track with flint there ain’t not stopping me (sorry)
I’m bagging up all the wins so witness monopoly (money)
Gives me the heebie jeebies speaking to this resident’s creeper
Thank god I’m catching three Z’s man ‘cus your game’s :residentsleeper:

The Villager:
Oh boy! Welcome to the village, I’m shook!
Some big-nosed crook with worse rates than Tom Nook?
Oh gee, what a surprise! I welcome you to our lives
Now allow me to display my collection of butterfly knives
Like the sun over a perfect day you know that I stay rising
I’m tearing down your village to witness my new horizon
This NPC can’t step to me but here’s your badge for trying
If your bars just aren’t creative then this native ain’t surviving
Even when throwing shade, I’m staying sunny aye
You’re spawning in the same few bars like it was Bunny Day
Like most your prices you’re better off split in half
Man you live inside a shack, you took HermitCraft way too far
A whole species birthed in shackles, your life it is spent in bail
As the players try in vein to soak content up from your well
Then they try to turn a profit, this prophet still tends to fail
So the players dead the deal and start offing you fools as well

Villager:
Just no capping this capitalist, y’know I stay capping the list
Of classic NPC people are actually happy exist
I’d rather do something better, like tending to my p’tatas
Than face the face of “ Watch us Steal from Better Games the SIMS-ulator”

The Villager:
How could you even drop the mic when both your hands are tied?
It doesn’t matter ‘cus either way you’re about to die
I’m killing off this track and taking you as well
Take a good look at this smile, it’s waiting for you in hell

Villager (Minecraft) vs The Villager (Animal Crossing) | Midge's Rap Battles S2

Azia as Lofi Girl 
RaccoonBroVA as Kousei Arima
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Light
Beat by Epistra
Cover art by M!CAH
Art in Cover Art by Charles Draws

Lofi Girl (0:13)
Uh, could you quiet down please? I'm trying to revise
At least so I can put my mind to writing lines to fight this guy
I'd turn my headphones up a little to drown out your music
But it's useless when you'd do it to yourself, all 'cause your trauma's ruthless! 
(Hit it)
You really just don't know when to quit it
With living in the past like a haunted spirit
As a child, your skill built you a positive image
But you tore it apart in your music exhibit
It took a dying girl to push your limits
But you didn't wanna pay her visit
When she fought for her life with her failing condition
Just 'cause you were jealous of her friend, what a dimwit
My pen game’s divine, man, check my assignments 
A's all around, you fall flat in the C (sea) that you're trapped in
Your whole life, you've come across violence/violins
Both from the love and the mom which you're lacking 
Face the facts, kid, your existence is tragic, you get beaten up everywhere you go  
And gave your fans a sour taste in their mouths, like you just played them one of your notes

Kousei (0:54):
I often feel trapped, yes, but you're no exception 
Forced to listen to the same songs on repeat 24/7
I can sense the torment in you, your soul’s gradually decaying
Even I don't suffer that much from the music I've been playing (Uh)
You're counterproductive, waving a pen back and forth will not get you the grades that you strive for
None of the tests you've prepared and revised for could compare to all the demons that I've fought
Sleep, you're deprived of, while I am simply unrivaled if we talk musical style
The pianist idol, you just sit idle slaving away with your notes in a cycle
Took over ChilledCow’s channel but you ain't got any beef
You're telling me this Miyazaki reject is my enemy?
Quit selling me your vinyls with recycled compositions
Jade, don't mess with me - in song I'm known to crush my opposition! (Ohhh!)

Lofi Girl (1:36):
I'm taking notes, you can't hear ‘em; to Ryota, you're an interference 
Between him and the girl that you're missing, lied to up until her disappearance 
Feared you couldn't play like you once did; fell from the pedestal that people put you on
No wonder you kept beating yourself up with such an abusive mom 
Don't you get it, Kousei? It's your fate 
Everyone that you love’s being taken away
Couldn't find time with Tsubaki to play
‘Cause you were too busy getting slapped in the face (Ay!)
I can see why you and Kaori match
You're the brains to her brawn ‘cause a brain’s what she lacks
Nothing measures up to the scale of your strife;
All the joy that you’ve felt were short-lived like her life

Kousei (2:02):
I've been taught by the best to not do my worst
And I've caught the attention of all to my work
Jade, you've fought to impress them and leave them immersed
But you brought only dread like you sold them your merch
And I ought to address the barren way that you look
I'd bring more emotion to a keyboard than you could
Face it, you will never top me in fights
When I redesign that face like a copyright strike 
I’ve been moving people with my music since I was a kid
You’re stuck in the same spot for schoolwork, hoping you don’t fail at it
No family in sight to shed any shred of remorse
Just a Whisper to our Hearts, and it's time I finally silenced yours (Shhhh)

Lofi Girl vs Kousei Arima. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. Azia & RaccoonBroVA)

I am the Trakked Man.
Freshy Kanal as The Russian Sleep Experiment
RNG and Quizzique as The Hat Man
Beat produced by InsaneBeatz
Written by Trakked
Additional help by nEon, Zagranis
Mixed and engineered by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
The Hat Man:
I am the hat man, and I dispense fear
I know you’re wondering now, “how did I get here?”
Well listen chap, this dapper rapper has a thing to say
Prepare to watch as your vision’s tainted, I bring decay
I am a con man, donning a hat and robe
You’re far gone, man, you’ve already shat your clothes
You’re dependent on some toxic gas to stay calm
And you’re looking like you went through twenty bombs with napalm
Trapped in a cell for fifteen days, tried to keep awake
And you seem insane from the chamber
You’re simply a weak display, it is bleak, just face 
It, can’t seek escape from the danger
Unfortunate your door is open to many mistakes
It’s as if you forced it open, and now it’s about to break
You should know, sir, you brought me in on your own terms
So when that door crumbles I’ll never give you closure.

Subject 1:
Am I what you fear in a man?
A hellish, cold vessel, a mere shell of a man?
One that always hears all the screams and tears of the damned?
I’m not scared of silhouettes, bring me to Hell if you can
(*laughter*) You couldn’t cage me, please! 
I’m seen as the demon of the KGB
If you want to try your hand at erasing me,
Then like me, grab onto my flesh and take a piece!
How sweet, you’re residing under childrens’ beds at night,
Frightened by a bit of light, while I’m the reason that they hide
And you’re looming over humans doing nothing
(*deep breath*) I rip the researchers to shreds and make the onlookers disgusted 
So if you want to try and pass some judgement, go and stuff it up
Your ugly mug, repugnant, and you’re nothing but 
A bug to me, so shut it, I will cut you up and flood this drug;
I've shrugged off thuds, cuts and blood, while you're only done when I pull the plug
Makes sense with the hat, now, you're dishing some caps out
Belongs in a crack house, causing drunkards to black out
I've had doubts, but I know myths are better off dead
So go off yourself now and GET OUT OF MY HEAD

The Hat Man:
Want me to keep cutting? It's not like you had a choice
You've already torn your vocal cords and shredded your voice
Was a traitor to the Soviets and put in constraints
I'm in minds across the world; the enemy of the mental state
The Hat Man leaves lands desolate. If you wanna mess with this,
I suggest you break your psyche twice and put an end to it
Then maybe you’ll see me in Hell
Reliving all your worst moments trapped inside a padded cell
Negative feelings are what I eat
Take a look at your film's ratings and I'm feasting for weeks
You have no room for debating when your blank one ain't unique
Your life is for my taking; now drift deep into sleep


Subject 1:
You can’t sedate me into silence, I am madness incarnate
The insanity lurking within humanity’s mind
You’re just hiding in the corner as if you were a target
Pure depravity causing calamities in the night
I’m so nearly free from hearing you speak again
Prepare to see me break the nocturnal haven in which you tread
And you may be known across the globe as a terrible bad sign,
Yet you can’t prevent your status dying, hear the flatline?

The Hat Man vs The Russian Sleep Experiment - Rap Cypher #30

Light_IWNL as Freddy Fazbear
Matt Raichous as Bonnie the Bunny
garbageGothic as Chica the Chicken
Vladimyr P. as Foxy the Pirate

MetaMachine as Duck Guy
King Can Productions as Yellow Guy
MidgeCat as Red Guy
Eric the Audible as Sketchbook


WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S
AGAINST
DON’T HUG ME I’M SCARED
BEGIN


Freddy Fazbear:
So I’ll step up to the Mic if you think I can’t pack a bite
But how do you get this idea when Fazbear will bring your Fright!?

Bonnie the Bunny:
I could win this Solo; dissing puppets and a hobo
Our Silver Eyes can see that these robots will bring your End-o

Chica the Chicken:
My screws are loose from you now I’m so glad ya took the night shift!
Celebrate Victory cuz your “grotesque work” was lousier than Mike Schmidt’s!

Foxy the Pirate:
Y-Y-YAR! I’m cunning, my design’s stunning while you three are on the fritz
I’m running properly whilst you’re underdeveloped like a kid!

Freddy Fazbear:
We’re Robin’ victories like souls and we’ll forever take the gold

Foxy the Pirate:
Don’t underestimate me, matey or you’ll be hooked in Pirate’s Cove!

Chica the Chicken:
bet you’re shocked we’ll leave you dropped because your show was such a flop!

Bonnie the Bunny:
You couldn’t ever drop the bass and a win? You couldn’t Cop.


Duck Guy:
Eh, Pesky Bees, stop the noise, 

Yellow Guy:
it’s not my birthday

Red Guy:
They’re just little kids trapped in bots who think that they’re on broadway
Turn the Paige for a new chapter.. but your defeat’s still in the book

Yellow Guy:
Their games are like the color green.. Ain’t that right Sketchbook? (Paige): Yeah!

Yellow Guy:
Matpat was right, 

Duck Guy:
you improvise your games, 

Red Guy:
with no real story.
Click onto our episodes if you want this to get gory

Duck Guy:
Your Help is never Wanted, though it seems something is wrong

Yellow Guy:
Weren’t they supposed to get a movie? Guess that didn’t last long. 
Cuz your games are fading; and you’re no longer the trending fad
But it seems you all AR(e) micro-soft, quite unlike my dad

Duck Guy:
I couldn’t compute why they meddled with us, as they are not on par with the win we settled

Red Guy:
So I wonder what will happen when we scrap these hunks of metal.


Chica the Chicken:
Let’s beat ‘em and Eat ‘em up! But I guess not enough is on the plate!

Foxy the Pirate:
You couldn’t ever be the flashlight that be making Foxy P-Irate

Bonnie the Bunny:
So just quit clownin’ around; your gimmicks’ cheaper than our salary

Freddy Fazbear:
And these kids will go missing when they glitch out of reality

Bonnie the Bunny:
For your belated murder

Foxy the Pirate:
There’s a P-Party Inside.

Freddy Fazbear:
Where Freddy Files you a pink slip

Chica the Chicken:
then we’ll fine dine and you’ll die!

Freddy Fazbear:
You weren’t ready for Freddy

ALL:
and Friends to shred ya’ to confetti

Freddy Fazbear:
But Your friends are not forever cuz I’ll eat them like spaghetti


Yellow Guy:
That verse seemed a little rustic so go drown yourself in Oil

Red Guy:
Seems you spat too little heat but still managed to burn your coils?

Duck Guy:
You’re running out of timmee!-

Red Guy:
Uh.. too bad your programs couldn’t think of more creative rhymes

Duck Guy:
Your victory is just a theory; your game’s overdone and dreary

Yellow Guy:
The bird eats the worms 

Duck Guy:
more like the wannabe Chuck E
Who spat Cheesy like their Pizza’s 

Red Guy:
boost them out the booth, 

Yellow Guy:
It's game over!

Red Guy:
And now I’m pulling the plug because their mommies need closure


WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE


Written by: Vlad
Beat Producer: Beatg33kz
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad
FNAF Cover Art Renders by EddieFRB

Five Nights at Freddy's vs Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. Sinister Rap Battles

Ochaco Uraraka : JesseBoxVO
Isaac Newton : Swizkii

Written by Kamren
Additional help from Discord Rap Battles
Beat Prod : Anabolic Beatz
Mixed by Danii and Kamren
Ochaco Uraraka art by 0strwbrrymochi0
Isaac Newton art by Grasman


Isaac Newton :
The laws of gravity stay in motion
The law of Uravity? Betray your notion
This quirk of yours allows you to lift massive boulders
Yet couldn't lift that crush for Deku from your shoulders
Throughout all of my equations, I've never heard of such a basic
Typical side chick who's this formulaic
Faced off against your strongest classmates to see who's best
Then became the number one damsel in distress
Seems rainbows aren't the only thing you kept throwing up
Drove flashbacks in my head so much, you'd wish it pay my college funds
I spit sick, you're new to this, don't need a lens to see
That I'm the second inventor you'll resent full of jealousy!

Ochaco Uraraka :
If it means anything, my quirk in this battle works in the same way
As your disses and hypotheses, they don't carry weight!
Leaping through logic even farther than Tsuyu
Charging Leibniz, miscalculated trying to sue (ooh!)
A spark in marriage is the only time you threaten with fire
Made marks on construction so my parents can retire
Reached the top of the school all for a little spite, I'm sure
You've got more in common with Bakugo, aint that right Sir?
Named everything after dad and covered it with wigs, but I
Couldn't attempt to try saving that hairline
Ochaco Uraraka rockin' beats
Being played by Weird Al was your highest peak!
The world don't revolve around you, maybe find some friends
But if they start to criticize, you'd probably want that to end
'Cause when I find comets, home runs are helping my teammates
You named one yourself and still couldn't hit first base!

Isaac Newton :
Oh lovely, the child tries to leave me disgraced
Considering your goals, no wonder your raps were in poor taste
Wanted to help others so you got a new look
But with that upgrade, you wouldn't even manage to grapple Hooke
Now your theory's dependent on being a hero's backup
But it'll stay that way now that he's not here to back you up!
Took martial arts but still jumped the gun
Toss the megaphone, you're an inspiration to no one!
Wanted to be just like Thirteen, and almost proved it with that diss
Must've looked up to Hawking too, 'cause you're sucking the fun out of this
A more dangerous villain than Toga, and here's why
She broke my laws of physics, disrupting the matter of space and time!
I'll remain the forefather, successor of modern science
You'll bottle up your emotions against yourself in defiance
Though if your fans have learned anything while taking my class
It's that your ship wars have proven opposites do attract!

Ochaco Uraraka :
Are you done with the teasing? More toxic than Ashido
If I hadn't carried your plain display, you would've polluted my flows
Made fun of Hawking but in scientific foundations
At least he's the one that gets a standing ovation!
From my Optiks, it's clear that Newton's self centered
Cares more about his research than giving me a lecture
Ask Mt.Lady, I'm growing to even higher heights!
Ask Isaac his biggest feat? Being blinded by his own light
Never became a farmer, yet still dug himself a hole
Insecurities were all you had, no surprise you died alone
And if it's true your passing happened while you were asleep
I guess the apple doesn't fall too far from the family tree

Ochaco Uraraka vs Isaac Newton - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #10 (ft. JesseBoxVO and Swizkii)

It's not the best plan to pick a knife fight with these ones. Or a mind fight thinking about it. Today we have the infamous edgy creepypasta, Jeffery Woods. Against Stephen King's telepathic prom queen, Carrie White.

Vladimyr P. as Jeffery Woods/Jeff the Killer
https://soundcloud.com/vladimyr-p
garbageGothic as Carrie White
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6xKuXreh5vcAyU2OoKnh_w

Carrie White: 
There’s nothing much you could be armed with to harm me 
After I come in and wreck the track like it was a dinner party. 
Can’t land the right hook with readers, so you took your punches and swung low? 
But you couldn’t knock me out with a bucket’s worth of blood flow!

Jeffery Woods:
This matchup makes me wish I would’ve just hit snooze...
‘Cause it seems that your rhymes were straight outta the Liu!
So can this cooped up, chewed up schoolgirl really tear me?
When you still get pushed by the kids who call you “Creepy Carrie!”

Carrie White:
It’s mind over brutes, so that knife that you choose to resign with will screw you; my psyche’s a tool used when bringing the carnage.
This jester pester a queen? Didn’t think you’d find a death worse than being left to fester in the mind of Deviant Artists! 
You pale to White in this fight. 
Take some notes and I think that you might learn. 
It takes more to inflict fright than to have the white face and knife blades you bite straight from Myers. 
Your writer's in need of some English lessons 
Thinking the mention of fire and Bleach will bring the height of your peak. 
You try to be bleak- Now your writing’s just seen as edgier Brightburn!
I don’t want to battle this, I’m normally a pacifist 
But I won’t sit back- let this rap get run down by a masochist! 
You’ll get a comeuppance and kick the bucket! Photoshop won’t horrify us. 
Woods’ all bark and no bite, And I left him a forest fire.

Jeffery Woods:
Speaking atop a throne built on direct-to-garbage sequels?
Between your rhyming and mother, I can’t tell which is the bigger evil
Can’t even land one victory, something this psychic can’t reach
So how about you add to your fire by adding some bleach?!

I’m not scared of anything that this coward howler screams
No wonder you went Psycho, you even copied the shower scene!
I’ve ripped out intestines that looked better than what you hand me 
Got choked up on her own words, I’ll see you in hell with Randy!
You’re not scary, Carrie, you’re more like Jane to me!
Learn to stick up for yourself without losing Rage and getting moody!
I didn’t think you could drop the ball harder than in your intro
But you’ve collapsed upon yourself, like your botched stock-home syndrome!

Beat by Audio Network
Mixed by Rabi (Beat) and Vladimyr P. (Vocals)
Thumbnail by Rabi
Written by Rabi and B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
Additional help from Jughead Jay, Legengo, GamingPlush64, and Paige
https://soundcloud.com/x-rap-battles
https://soundcloud.com/meta-gengo-rap-battles
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz426ch5fJYdxOhPVqw-tUw
Art by Nooby and 01Tyler10

Carrie White vs Jeff the Killer - Rap Battle #11

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Twitter: @rabi_funny

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