gender uforia ouch, I can relate to chichi there 

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqhS4X0ddOM

TicciSparks como Scott Pilgrim
GASU como Ramona Flowers

lightsøut como Boyfriend
Pandah como Girlfriend

Escrito por CyanCoat, TheBauestPerson, Cloud17 y TheSoul

Instrumental por CyanCoat

Lyrics (translated, not adapted) to English:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fyT1elZ536HsSyKYehtAM970e_yMIWygrV_B1vL6ZWA/edit?usp=sharing

Kim Pine:
(Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro!)

Anunciador:
GUERRAS DE RAP

Scott Pilgrim contra Boyfriend!

Girlfriend:
(Tres, Dos, Uno, Va!)

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Juegos de ritmo? los gano, amigo mío!
(Si no, ve lo que hicimos contra el idiota de Gideon!)
Venceré en un Flash al pastiche de NewGrounds
Esta vez sin ayuda de Knives! (Parappa dirá Chau!)

Boyfriend:
Oh dios, qué haces aquí Scott? No salgas con más niños!
Tú y tu basura hipster vuélvanse para el 2005!
Tan blando como un Muffin, hoy soy tu nega-ninja!
Vas a ser el Ex Ocho, después de esta paliza!

Scott Pilgrim:
No lo creo, en este duelo voy a ser como tu suegro!
Tu deseo es tener Sexo y mis Bob-Ombas lo han des-hecho!

Boyfriend:
No hables de mi relación, tu novia es peor que Taylor Swift! (Ooh!)
Fuckboys pixelados no acaban bien contra mi! (Yeah!)

Scott Pilgrim:
¿Soy un Fuck Boy porque me dan lo que a ti no?
Mejor dime "Puck-Man", todas quieren darme el "Fuck"!

Boyfriend:
Mejor dicho "Cuck-Man", cuando llega el G-Man
Suelta el bajo que con Neil ya te van a reemplazar!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Derroté a ambos capitanes, América y Marvel!
(Mientras tú estás rapeando contra dos niños en disfraces!)
Pero enano vocaloid, sólo regurgitas flows...
YA BASTA! Pagarás tu crimen contra el hip hop!

Boyfriend:
Tus bandas son un crímen contra lo Sónico (& Knuckles)
Ellas se desmoronan cuando yo rockeo el Mic-hael
Cera debes tener, si crees que suenan bien
Como tu película, un fracaso van a ser!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Te supero en cualquier medio, hasta en los videojuegos!
Es normal cuando recaes en mods para hacerlo bueno...
(El subespacio en tu cabeza de seguro está vaciado...)
Si pensabas que tu moda vencería a mi legado!

Boyfriend:
¿Te refieres al legado de haber arruinado,,,
...A toda una generación, pedófilo fracasado?
Encima tardas seis tomos en tratar de ser mejor
Porque no quiere afrontar que es sólo un puto perdedor!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Luché por la chica en mis sueños! Poder de Entendimiento!
(Con cualquier nota en falso tu novia abandona el juego...)
Viví con Wallace, oye, no discrimino!
Así que al menos te queda ir a darte picos con Pico...

Boyfriend y Girlfriend:
¿Quieres hablar de homosexuales?... tienes tres ex-novias:
Volviste a dos de ellas lesbianas, y la otra te odia!
Ya no te escondas tras Ramona, maldito cobarde!
Te vencí por mi cuenta (Así es cómo se hace!) Ja!

Scott Pilgrim vs Boyfriend

Attack on Titan manga spoilers ahead!

Video dropping hopefully June 5th!

Seth W. as Roy Mustang
Nekomancer as Levi Ackerman

Alanon as Erwin Smith
Ken as Hange Zoe

Beat Produced by: ERMASHOV
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Trakked

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SlDakdc4q63w2wMaBfpt3jUsuk7GIihwSU95neCDlfI/edit?usp=sharing

Roy Mustang vs. Levi Ackerman - #9

Hello everyone and welcome to the premiere of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's battle sees Eric the Audible of Central Rap Battles go against Trevor Henderson's most famous creation, Siren Head. Who generates more noise?

CAST:
Eric The Audible: Himself
Siren Head: JustGamer
Written by: JustGamer and Eric The Audible
Mixed and Mastered by: Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by: Ihaksi
Cover Art by: Nooby

LYRICS:
Eric:
It’s no contest who’s best in beats
It’s FRB against this reject SCP
Would somebody deafen, please
I plead! If I hear his verse - my ears will bleed
You might regret not knowing’ who you’re fightin’ ‘gainst 
Got rhymes to strike giants, I ain’t a mic to check 
Unless of course you wanted them to find you dead 
With a sliced neck, we’ll rename you to “silenced head”
Who knows why the internet ever found your design unique
You’re what happens when a streetlamp and enderman interbreed
Lookin’ at those jacked up teeth I understand why you hide instead
Of coming out of the mountains, it’s because he’s Sire-inbred

Siren Head:
Nice fit, of course this battle is my shortest
Nice bitch, I took her to my forest
Showed her my tree trunk, voice lower than Corpse’s
You’re soft tissue I could rip you with a chorus
Check the views which tells us who clicked 
Wanna make content? I’m in more battles than you bitch
Sorry - change that last line to “your stupid”
Cause cursing’s too edgy for somebody who’s spoon fed 
You’ve been flowing off beat since measure one 
Try to grab some ear plugs but even then you're done
I’ll be destroying your voice so you better run
‘Fore I kill the biggest pussy since the one from Henderson

Eric:
Oooh that’s a bar, I’m so glad I wrote that
Your fans take any hint of lore and then instantly note that 
The modern Slenderman version of Carrie: “He could vaporize you with his invisible eyes”
Henderson tried so hard to make you scary, he left his reader’s barely alive
Let me just peep this: this man’s got telekinesis, super high speeds and he’s freakishly tall with some skeleton knees and 
Shape shifts when he pleases, fourth dimensional maybe even 5D then
I’m supposed to react when we see him on the streets cause my friend sent a fake video on my twitter DM?
How frightening, I’m peein’! Jesus! What’s next? You gonna walk on water, Jesus?

Siren Head:
Aww did someone try to go off since they got their little feelings hurt now?
I’m surprised you can spit a rhyme with Eddie’s fucking dick in your mouth
With your rants in the serious channel, you’re a bigger threat, can’t you see?
When you’re boasting your opinion on abolishing religion...christian-vanity
I’m the patron saint of leaving no trace, like your youtube channel upload dates 
What you call going crazy on the flow’s more lately like little flecks but even more tame
Snakebite with no venom, Patrick with less vision, like Gamer but without the brand recognition
Stuck in the shadow of young competition that you’re trying to ditch like your old name

Siren Head vs Eric the Audible. FRB vs. Anything.

Hello, and Happy Halloween! Welcome to yet another installment of X Rap Battles! Today, we have two mysterious, unnamed characters who use their incredible minds as their power. We have the greatest detective in the world, L Lawliet, against the telekinetic, Eleven!

CAST:
FynnRedKirby as L
garbageGothic as Eleven

WRITERS:
Jughead Jay, B O R K, and MetaMachine

LYRICS:

L Lawliet:
And I thought I had seen Stranger Things from deadly notepads,
But the thought of my brilliance being beaten by this nomad?
I lay down the Law, Light frightened at my sight.
Follow your norm and take a hike, before you choke near one more Mike!
It’s no thesis! I’m a genius! Telekinesis is no feat to beat this!
This is a free win, another freak kid I’ll quickly cross off of my defeat list!
I’ve got mean hits, and a path to victory that I’m certainly going to accomplish...
With my sharp wits, I bring a strong diss, flipping this emotionless robot’s off-switch!
Ugh, I’m starting to sound like Kira… Let me get back on track.
Halloween candy abandoned, still your teeth and raps are cracked!
I’m checkmating your disses, put you in the proper placement,
My task is forcing your DnD act back into the basement!

Eleven:
A Mouthbreather speaking foul? I’d rather not say a word…
I won’t need to be one of your mindless cops to have you served.
Who exactly has the upper hand in this bout of the best wits?
Yours is cuffed to a grim ending when stepping up to Netflix!
You think your verse en-Lightened? Stay in the dark with those rhymes.
I’m manlier than you in my “normal girl” disguise.
Candy wisecracks? Please.. Your whole joke is faulty,
Cause if you are what you eat, then your taste would be salty!

L Lawliet:
With plotlines cycling like the bikes you ride, it’s best you just re-tire,
You’ve already lost one Will, because like him, you couldn’t fire!
You’ve hidden from detectives before, what comes of this is treacherous.
I’d suggest not attempting to best the best, when you can’t even finish sentences!
Take the L? You take the L; 12th letter, always one step ahead,
Based on the King, freakshows like this one are written in to end up dead!
It won’t take strategy to capture this basket case, 
Character’s as flattened as those Eggos that you masticate!
MC E.T. is getting battered straight, 
met her sister, her maker, and her lasting fate!

Eleven:
Such a lowlife, Lawliet. I bet you want to see your own end. 
What does a mind even matter when you have no friends?
I bring my own Death Note of telekinetic pain,
And that way, the only L that I’ll be taking is your name! 
You could use some Dustin, you Sherlock-loving nuisance. 
Your experiment failed last time you tried to make music!
Go more gory than a Demogorgon when ending your story!
A death that I don’t need ESP to foresee!
Shinigami’s got you going by Ryuzaki! 
Stop me? You’re sloppy! Be ready to take hell!
Just stay on your nonsense crouching philosophy, 
stand up to Eleven and you lose a couple brain cells!
“One step ahead” means you’ve been dead, 
your diss went to an El, guess you’ve been mislead 
No need of sweets to leave this creep sick red, 
your enormous ego is the only thing your wit’s fed!
I’m tearing through terrors and hunting down horrors, 
so much that I’m used to the sight of running foes!
One more bully, freak, monster... 
One more witness to a bloody nose!


Thank you for listening, and stay tuned!

Eleven vs. L Lawliet - X Rap Battles #4.

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b07muNKGGwsi-R8svN-jsisz8oCXAvOHLnjoR3YmVBQ/edit
KyleRhysMarsh as Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny (cameo)
Mancha (UBERocity) as Duck Hunt Dog
Adam (UBERocity) as Duck Hunt Duck
Written by MetaMachine, Jay and Bork
Thumbnail by Jade
Beat by Kustom
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare your fangs"
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Educational!*"

Daffy Duck vs. Duck Hunt

Danganronpa VS Overwatch

its a gamer girl blast from the past baby!!

Azia as Chiaki Nanami
garbageGothic as D.Va

Chiaki Nanami:
Best boost out of this fight, it’ll do yourself a favor
Cause stepping up to Chiaki’s some self-destructive behavior
Blizzard took FireFoxx and gave her a mech in South Korea
So yeah, I don’t like your TF2 clone and no, I don’t love D.Va!
Even 16-bit Heroes have more character than you
So hands off me or you’re gonna end up like Teruteru
All players agree, your try-hard lines should be unspoken
I’d crack your mech in two but I can’t break what is already broken

D.Va:
Ready, player one! I think it’s time for Hana’s Song
No damage came from your words without my Defense Matrix on
I put down those who’re Battleborn, I see you tryna prepare
But don’t forget you’re the reason your friends fell to Despair
Meant to be advanced but I’ve never seen a bigger dumbass
We should add rhythm games to the list of genres you suck at!
You’re hardly a challenge, won’t even need an extra life
But I guess it’s fun to train by curbstomping a weak A.I.

Chiaki Nanami:
Wait, what were you saying? Oh sorry, I took a nap
It’s just I’ve never seen such boringness in one singular rap
Sorry to kick you down a rank but I’m becoming first player
Because in game and on the track I am the Gala Omega

D.Va:
Between your comeback and your anime I don’t know what’s more rushed
Just try to put out my fire, it’ll end with you getting crushed!
Infinite ammo for my disses, my Cannons shoot with effusion
Executed for the third time, your goal to win’s just an illusion

Written by Vivian
Mixed by SkeepTieel
Produced by Kustom
Cover Art by Jordy

Chiaki Nanami VS D.Va | RAP BATTLE!

It’s time for another bone chilling battle here on Rap Battle EXE! Today we’ve the one and only, Sans the Skeleton versus the D.O.D's finest reaper, Manuel Calavera.

Evan as Sans the Skeleton
Dani as Manuel Calavera

Written by: Evan
Mixed by: Dustin
Beat by: ADP
Cover by: Evan

Sans the Skeleton:
It’s a beautiful day, and the flowers are blooming’
So I guess now I gotta leave another protag in ruins
Huh. I got you pale after just one bar?
Welp- sorry kid, mercy’s nowhere in my repertoire
This skeleton’s a rap god, so you better get ready
These disses’ll hit as al dente as my brother’s spaghetti
I’ve got a bone to pick with picked off Fortesque
You’re literally a one way ticket to bone town, yet still nobody’s boarding you!
Maybe it’s the way you’re dressed? On your little quest-
I coulda guessed eternal rest is what you manifest
I mean I’ve got a hunch, the second shitty rapper who’s story stretch to
All my friends are dead- push me to the edge

Manuel Calavera:
What gives, announcer? Is this some sort of game?
I was expecting an opponent but I guess nobody- well (cough)
Just some schmuck with 1HP, not even worth my time to reap
Hell, I’m more of a mustard guy myself, but I’ll still make you bleed

Sans the Skeleton:
Oh, that was it? I’m not sure what I expected-
I thought humerus lines would’ve been inside your comprehension 
Cause you’re a Mad Dummy while I’m a hot dog to conduct, don
It’s not just a theory son, Calvaera’s getting dunked on!

Manuel Calavera:
You’d think that the joker would know how to dance with the devil
Keep that act up, you wouldn’t last a minute in El Marrow
Cuz you fight with sticks and stones, but I’ve got words to hurt
That’s all you blurt? Damn, all this bag of Bones spits is dirt!
So put your Al-fists up, I know you’re used to tough love
I’m iconic, you’re ironic as the font you’re a cut of
I’m telling you Sans, your quips left no impact on me 
You’ve got nothing against my shots when sprouts already leave you beat (ooh)
Sure you may be determined- but you’re another vermin 
That I’m gonna leave burning like the tab that you’re servin’
But I’ll take a break from smokin’ ya, I gotta go and take a smoke
Adios, I’m sure you’ll fall, but I’ll leave that to Domino

Sans the Skeleton:
Jeez, that verse stung- did it take 4 years to write?
Let’s wrap it up, pal, I’ve got a meeting with your mother tonight
So leave it to Sans, Sans the Skeleton, to bring your own undoing
You should be burning in hell, but I see you beat me to it

Manuel Calavera:
I guess I’m just a frisky fellow, leaving hacks bare boned
Call me killer all you want, you’ve got a tendency to “smash bros”
You’re always boasting bad times, but I guess it goes to show
Bon voyage, lard ass! The Number 9’s a ways to go...

Sans VS. Manuel Calavera - Rap Battle EXE

The experiment is up and running again! Our simulation resumes starting off with the classic White Bomberman duelling the modern (and rather tipsy) Demoman in a far more explosive match than even HAL vs Victor!

@under-scores as the Demoman
@central-rap-battles as the Bomberman

Written by underscores
Beat produced by Audio Network
Additional writing from @jason-carreon-740402437, @dannyplaysgames-422800890, and @king-mewtwo
Thumbnail by underscores
Beat + vocals mixed by underscores
Demo by underscores
Special thanks to Dani Frias


Demoman (drunk):
Eugh… yyou think you cannn… beeat me...
yourrrrr rhymes arre profound, ...seeee?
your… rhymes are so bbad… I got t-the flow
a-and I uhh... *collapses*

Bomberman:
...Oh.
...Guess he rapped drunk?
Wish I could say the same after seein’ that mug
Look at that slug; I’ll blast the wack hackit Scat-man
and his cast of Nine Dastardly bastards
With yo rappin’s prowess as free as your country
I’d shatter out this scotch Scotch as the king of ‘83
Swept the floor with so many space pirates call me Samus Aran times three
Don’t need the Omni Cube to prove you a square
and you can’t be Sirius in any store of retorts
cuz I’m flowin like the Blue Resort, while your last attempt at rap back there
was as wack as your Orange Box ports.

Demoman:
I should lay off the whole bottle, Dig Dug’s blazin’ at full throttle, but I’ll let that end soon
Give my Persuader to this first grader charge em up and lob their block off like ka-boom!
Sobered up, let’s check what you dropped so aplomb;
E10+ bawjaw can’t drop F-bombs,
so you made a port retort and said my verse was junk
but that just proved I’m even dope when I’m drunk
Crush ya with my Booties then I’m shaggin’ Cute Pink
She blew up my boomstick -- now THAT’s Loch n’ Load
So let me back to my duty, if not then shoot me
Cuz your raps are wack as Act Zero

Bomberman:
Did I grab a Clock? ‘Cuz your verses stopped and seemed to Bomber Drag-on
You’re my Bootlegger, or my bootlicker, either way you’ve turned my Fire blast on!
You’d think the Demoman would be more careful with my fuses
But you blew em up into bits and it really seems you’d be clueless
‘Cuz I’m ruthless to the brute who’s puttin’ all of his friends to risk
So don’t talk about your Booties when you can’t accept the shoe fits!
Konami’s topping sloppy jockeys with their choppy disses
ボンバーマン's been on top since I was on the floppy disk and
yeah, Act Zero didn’t ride the charts, that’s apparent
Can’t say the same, though, if we’re talkin’ your number of parents

Demoman:
Get a lode of this runner with their fancy little toys
Unlike Engie though, he can’t think of one creative ploy
‘cuz you're repetitive, I'm Competitive
against the no-fly guy who puts the “error” in “terrorist”
so you'll rue the day you Matched to catch the black scot
who’s kickin’ ass in raps against mascots
Didn’t need PASS Time to blast fly and leave ya dunked
No excuse losin this bad mate!
*takes swig of bottle*
I’m drunk!

Bomberman:
I'm packing heat, and passing P's, while ya bring a slicer!
Attacking me? Want smoke? Heh, pass a breathalyzer!

Demoman:
Half your eyesight yet I spy from this runt
That what he calls gunpowder is nothin’ but duds

Bomberman:
Ugliest thing straight outta Scotland since the monster
Big talk about messes from the Oxi-Clean sponsor

Demoman:
Well I’ll sell ya one crossed wire, potassium chloride,
then kablooie! A bigger bomb than your franchise!

Bomberman:
My franchise bombed? This is coming from the guy
whose game only gets updated when its program goes awry
Time to lose your other eye, this drunk’s an open book
So cue the level’s end! I left a merc overcooked!

Demoman:
I’m fly like my Sticky Jumper, you’re grounded
To that maze of a verse that leaves us confounded
I’ve ripped you apart, ‘case the bombing couldn’t tell
They’ll have to glue you back together in hell!

BOMBERMAN vs DEMOMAN || Modern vs Classic 2: LotA - #1

Ephraim Winslow : WillEpicFilcks 
Thomas Wake : Light 

Flapjack : CyanMilkShake / nEon
Captain K'Nuckles : Freshy Kanal

Written by Kamren.
Additional help by CreepSwitch and Paige.
Thumbnail background by Oofie.
Beat : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HVC4XknA9A
Beat Prod. : BreathtakingBeats.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Jason Carreon

Lyrics :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IKlfmX93Xn1Wswj4c6RTeotRYEdyBo7k89UjO5nCOI4/edit

Lyrics Explained + Trivia! :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16_LJsAhTAn-cq7Nb6AgtDolZ0vnSX0VLrDFosp105GE/edit

The Lighthouse vs The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rap Battle!

Yeah, I don't really have an intro for this. This rap battle was planned and written back in early May of this year and officially scrapped late September. I've decided to release the scrapped audio for this if you want to enjoy. And if you really want a Danganronpa battle, I'll be releasing one soon, whenever it's done being in the writing phase. 

REASONS FOR SCRAPPING:
- Involvement from people who I'd rather not name writing the majority of this (because I had not played Danganronpa yet)
- Overall not proud of the audio or writing

To the va's, I thank you sincerely for lending your voices for this project.

Lyrics, cast, and credits: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ACceXVqq9MDw-0iaLjthRg0tNKknm8mYld3HXBAQ404/edit?usp=sharing

I'll have a new battle coming later this week

20.00 [SCRAPPED RAP BATTLE] Chihiro Fujisaki (Danganronpa) vs Pidge (Voltron)

Midnight : K.C
Angel Dust : Alex M

Written by Kamren and Andrey
Additional help by MetaMachine
Beat Prod : Kustom
Mixed by Alex
Suggested by Krystal

Angel Dust :
Normally I charge broads extra and rather keep this discreet
For a cash grab, but I'm happy to dominate tricks for free
You'd figure for a school of heroes, they'd have someone classy reppin'
Damn toots! This freak's got a style you wouldn't catch me dead in! (oh wait..)
This harlot hero's a degenerate, more than me with what's been proven
Gave costumes an ESRB rating, well ain't that just fuckin' stupid?
Was replaced by Aizawa 'cause you can't keep a class in control
Yet you think you'll be able to pin me down in this battle? Whatever asshole

Midnight :
For a stripper, I'd expect you to finesse me with some hooking lines
Yet your namesake drug gets snorted, overdosed to death double time
Cuz when a heroine puts heroin Addicts in their place
It's easy to give this demon a villain name, a piece of Angel Cake!
You better hold your chest high, my raps are tighter than your suit
The only thing of worth coming out your mouth is that golden tooth
I'd crush an itsy bitsy spider, but Valentino leaves you wrecked
Need money to pay off your pimp? Just ask for a reality check!
Cuz it isn’t wise cracking if all your jokes are full of cockiness
Change the viewership to 18+ ; ass whippings for a mature audience
Popped your rap battle Cherri and Bombed, at least Bakugo won his
Your best accomplishment was moving Vivzie past toxic relationships!

Angel Dust : 
Is giving me a headache one of MidNite's side effects?
This snoozefest? Not impressed, won't leave me cracked with your attempts
The nudist is giving me a lecture? Oh bore me more
Oboro would be ashamed, you're turned on by the kids he died for!
I'm colder than a box of popsicles, insulting age gets you screamin'
The whore putting the "why?" in "horny," are we sure she's not a demon?
Handed L's from Mineta show you're gonna need to go harder
Or you'll be stuck with me in this dump, just go ask your author!
There's no redemption, silly. I mean, your early duties showed
I don't need to make jokes, you're already leaving yourself exposed!
Now that's pathetic, but not as much as you'll be amounted to
From your fans to Gigantomachia, someone will always crush you!

Midnight :
Ironic the adult star acts childish, decency is what you lack
When you tried to hijack Charlie's dreams again by rapping on this track
That window of opportunity is closed if she thinks you'll be redeemed
Call you an oversized Nuggs, this hog’s behavior is obscene!
Can't you see? Oh nevermind, almost forgot you got that black eye
I'm one Helluva Boss, you're a lost cause, Alastor couldn't give you any applause!
Anthony got pent up, dragged through the ground and in this exam, he failed
You'd be better off serving your sentences if you were put in horny jail!

Midnight vs Angel Dust - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #5 (ft. K.C and Alex M

Somebody remind me to upload my YouTube stuff to here

YouTube: @rabi_battles
Twitter: @rabi_funny

[SCRAPPED RAP BATTLE] Chihiro Fujisaki (Danganronpa) vs Pidge (Voltron)

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