If the Niggerman theme is played does that give me nigger saying powers as a white mountain man?

The religious shit is so crazy to me since I was raised an agnostic/atheist. I was basically told that no one can know if there is a god so it is a nonsensical thing to invest ones life and time in. In my life the only time I got into Christ was when I was whacked out on acid in jail after trying to take a final trip with half a sheet of acid (a set of tits made me ready to trip forever). When I came back to my own mind after 6 months, suddenly I found Christianity just as ridiculous as I always had.

Also I always though Jews called their book the Torah or Tanakh. Also the Roman's crucified on trees too.

hope you guys keep bringing in awesome guests & debating race & religious issues until the end of fucking time when Jehovah finally returns. i always play the Nigger/He-man theme song when my roommates try to listen to Kanye West in the living room. Thought this article was good fodder for a classic RaceWars yelly match; www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-29…treets-are.html add me on Facebook Kurt you're the only reason i'm on Zuckerfucks web trap.

I think the part I hated the most about church was having my time taken up for labor like: mowing the lawns, clean up the property day, paint the youth room. The 10% tithing was just the final kick to the balls, the fucking nerve to ask for money while you're already providing free labor.

OMG !  - the nephilim !!!  i had to deal with the same thing@@!! omg - the guilt!

OMG - D&D books!  my parents made me burn the ones i hid from them! It was worse than porn to my family@!

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MSP18: Fifty Shades Of Sneak Dissin'

Strong bro-MANCE vibes belied by aggression start this episode with guest comic / future Big Brother / attendant to Phil Hanley, Sam Morril. Anya explains true friendship and how to foster intimacy. Phil shares big news, Sam gets out of jury duty and nails a Dave Attell impression, while Anya gets triggered by the blizzard. Topics include Three's Company, "husband," retro phrases, Sam's dating life, how Phil meets women, and whether or not Anya is closed off.

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What About Your Friends

This week, despite a heavy snowfall, the guys get together using the power of the internet and modern technology to discuss a variety of topics including Senator James Inhofe bringing a snowball onto the Senate floor to disprove climate change, the DOJ’s report about rampant racial bias within the Ferguson Police Department, Cleveland blaming Tamir Rice for his own death, the unmasking of “Jihadi John” Mohammed Emwazi, the shooting death of Vladimir Putin political opponent Boris Nemtsov, and a wrap-up of UFC 184. Check it out!

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MSP21: Tri-State Conference Call

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