for anyone stalking my soundcloud, here's an unfinished song (recorded like 1 yr ago) i like

Beat: Jared Logan
Piano: Nathan Swart
Vocals, Lyrics: Chloe Jacobson
Art by Roy Lichtenstein

San Jose

thank you for ALL the support 
mixed by @tevinwmusic
prod by @yungameba

music video: http://bit.ly/2yaRgA1


I like to think I’m well-equipped as any other average guy 
but I just can’t discover love and I don’t even set my standards high
on top of that, I’m camera shy, maybe I should opt-out of the dating pool
and be an undercover tinder samurai

cause I would rather type online than whisper in a dingy bar
and swiping left and right could be my new bushido ninja star
and I’m well-versed in virtual lovemaking ninjutsu 
on every profile pic I post, I’m posing with my shitzu
or flexing with my shirt off cause I heard that gets you hits too

Especially OkCupid, I’m like Eros or the cherubs be,
I pierce hearts of women with my cursor and my arrow keys
and disregard my Roman roots and choose a font that’s serif-free,

trust me,

 I’m a tinder bio brainiac
the way I kindle fire with matches, I’m a pyromaniac
on christian mingle, I’m a casanova,
if ya’ll don’t think so, y’all can ask Jehovah
check your inbox, he might send an answer over

I wish I had the muscles of a granite sculpture
I would log on ashleymadison and bang adulterers
I’m so lonely, I’ve considered farmers-only
just for someone’s arms to hold me
also, I’m really big on agriculture

but if I had that body of a grecian god
I would trawl on pof.com and use it as a fishing rod
and hope I don’t get catfish,
the fact is if I did, I’d probably play along cause god knows I could use the practice,

and if I’m aching for my roots, I’d visit shaadi.com
message islamic wahhabi hijabi hotties “salaam”
and sunni, shia, those are both denominations I respect
cause I just care for our connection, 

I don’t care about the sects

sometimes I uninstall my apps in reckless insurrectious rage
and then regret it while I check the craiglist missed connections page
and then I think that I should get out more and disregard my mobile cell
and get to know the local teller at my barnes and noble well
and check out what she’s reading while she’s charging up my total sale
and ask her if she likes the novel,
and once she answers, ask her if wants to grab some coffee or some ice cream waffles,
and she’d probably say that’s awesome, 

 I’d ask her when she’s off of work,

 she might answer “midnight”

 I’d tell her that sounds awful, 

what a bummer, and from somewhere
I might muster up the nerve to get her number,

 and I would ask her what her digits are
and if I play it right then I can disregard my ninja stars, 
say sayonara to katanas and my other weapons too 
and try committing by committing online dating seppuku

tinder samurai (video in description)

Produced by Joel Nanos and Chase The Horseman
lyrics
We've made our homes out of 
Loose dirt and leaves 
As kingdoms they're built 
As modern ruins they fall 
We see all the cracks that are 
Splintering the walls 
We just turn our faces 
And hope they never see 

They all fell apart 
They all fell apart 
They all fell apart 
In the end, in the end... 

Our bones were made to be 
Brittle little seeds 
They grow til tall then they 
Tumble to the ground 
As soon as they shatter 
They're exposed to one and all 
So we just shield our faces 
And hope they'd never see that 

We all fall apart 
We all fall apart 
We all fall apart 
In end, oh in the end
credits
released October 4, 2018 
Produced by Chase The Horseman and Joel Nanos 
Sarah Jaben: Drums 
Mixed by Joel Nanos 

Special thanks to Aaron and Austin Keeling for making this song happen years ago

Modern Ruins

well basically um Courtney coughed and Rachel was like theres a song in that

movies

I could make you feel something
Whether it's with my words or my hips 
I believe that it's worth it 
I could make you feel something

Do you see me as we're talking
Staring up and down at your lips
I believe there is something
To help me stop feeling like this 

But you're fighting so hard to play so cool 
Losing your heart didn't even affect you 
Don't break a sweat over a lover I 
Just wanna lay my love on you, on you, on you, on you

Kinetic energy that hides between my knees 
And the top of my thighs I trust your hands and your mind
Why won't you give me all of your time 
Your time, your time 

I could make you feel something
Whether it's with my words or my hips 
I believe that it's worth it

for anyone stalking my soundcloud, here's an unfinished song (recorded like 1 yr ago) i like

rachel cion

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