Clockin in again, popped a couple ritalin
Fucking up the day with the way I've been beginning it
But I did again, often turning into this
Behemoth of a monster and driving all over killin shit
Not as villainous as I'm made out to seem
But the dream of one day driving a big fuckin machine
Feels nice to me and I won't give it up politely
I'll be driving round in that bitch and continue doing it nightly

I'm not cerified, that's a lie that I'd said
On my resume, so the place would hire me instead
Fuck the other dude I'm out here making bread
And he can get another job with his certifications
Yeah, there's no police on the warehouse floor
So I can stay high on the vape no chore
I hit the liquor bottle in my car on my break
Got the people tellin me I'mma be fired one day

Fuck that, I'mma drive that truck, mack
And anyone saying that I can't can suck that
Forklifting skids and placing shit up on racks
Didn't take a quiz, Didn't take a test or none that
I was born do this shit, man, I'm lifting
Got my spirits higher than a new religion
I'm spinning, losing all my grip, all my friction
These donuts I've been doing won't be helping this sickness

I'm puking, but I've been doing it smoothly 
Ain't a single person in here can be saying they saw me
But they probably heard the spattle and sounds of me coughing
I'll just tell them that's sound I make when I'm drinking coffee
Boss sees, he's been pissed since Tuesday, It's Thursday
But he doesn't say shit to me, I'm lucky
Maybe I can hit the lunch break and get burnt
I'm so turnt off these substances at work 

"HEY YOU!"
Faded than a hoe, how they know
Here it goes, bout to lose my job bro
Let go for getting stoned
My strain is something different
They're interested in learning what my body's been filtering
I'm pilfering all sorts of office type knick knacks
I know there ain't no chance that they're gon be letting me back
Get into the office where my boss is there, vested
Telling me it's time for me to get my piss drug tested

On the way to the clinic feeling cynical
There's no fucking way that I'd even pass a physical
Let alone a test to reveal all of my chemicals
They're gonna get a rainbow of the failures that are mentionable
I've been thinking about the time that it'll take to pass
The traceable amounts and anything I have had
Feels bad, knowing damn well that I couldn't take it back
So I'm smoking on a joint on my way to the testing
 
Several medicines detected in my system
None of them certified for the usage that I give them
Been feeling like a butterfly, flying up and drifting 
Fired from so many jobs, start to feel like kindling
When you're fuckin round on forklifts, driving round uncertified
Make sure your head is good, then take another try
Or make your mother cry
You better get your little bitchass tested Forklift Uncertified

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