Welcome to another episode of Rap Battle Arena! Today, we have the spookiest battle yet, can Poochee and Pansy of Sufferdark defeat Happy Appy in a rap battle? Listen to find out!

@vladimyr-p as Happy Appy
@uberocity as Poochee
Zagranis as Pansy
@king-mewtwo as The Narrator
Written by: Shimario, Nooby, Cri, Dilly, RNG, and Zagranis
Chiseled and Demoed by Psytube
Produced by Ihaksi
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat Arranged by Zagranis
Art by Nooby and ThatTacoGod

Poochee and Pansy:
Pansy, can you believe it! No! Who is this fruitless loser?
It’s the guy who’s somehow the most childish thing on Nick Jr! 
Re-using the lost episode trope, make you Sufferdark, you got no hope
and with one hit we’ll turn a broke joke, from teaching to a cooking show, oh!
You’re quite the catastrophic crisis, man your pasta’s core is lifeless
Slash Annoying Orange, turn him to a stack of apple slices
Or cut down his story, makes us wanna take a Happy Nappy,
So much unneeded edge, but they just make you more Sappy, Appy!

Happy Appy:
STAND STILL, children welcome to this episode 
Today, we have two bitches attempting to best me with better flow.
You’re all bark and no bite, ruining kids lives with your franchise 
But the only thing rushed even faster than your design is your damn lines
You claim Grade A? I’ll put your show to the test. You’ll be flunking it since my flow is the best.
Oh the dread! The only time a couple of mutts spit sick is whenever you’re needing to go to the vet
When my fire flies on these light canines, you can bet that they’re gonna be led to their fate
Especially when so pathetic they can’t raise their hands, so they make screamers their only trait
I tower over you, yet you're still recklessly charging in
Animation so low budget, must come from the Witch’s Bargain Bin
That little room in the dungeon looks great to hide your organs in
Though it’s likely lacking torture, based off your MS Paint Origins

(Narrator)
Oh no! Poochee and Pansy are in a real pickle now! Can you figure out a way to help them?

Poochee and Pansy:
You’re barely fit for children, so here’s our special announcement!
When up against killer crops, we’re far more than your average housepets!
Tried to make a splash, but faced the wrath of parents calling out your reckless crimes.
(Ha ha!) Looks like Appy’s Pilot crashed and burned for a second time!
Pointless gore and boring lore won’t fill one of your readers up with fear
Claiming that our shtick is nothing but shouting, but at least we don’t have it up our rear!
Fans all gone, cause nobody FINDS YOU the most appealing
Your skin ain’t the thickest, but our sharp disses leave App’ peeling.

Happy Appy:
You’ll rot in Hell when I abuse these hounds just like I did to Girls and Boys
I must’ve binged your series cause I heard nothing but painful noise
Another rap battle to kill? Boy what a case of deja vu
I’ve seen playground equipment that could set the bar higher than you!
You may have saved Kitty, but with your lame spitting you can’t save yourself when you battle me,
Cause when Appys crack on the Track, these pansies CAN‘T RUN from reality
You’re not aware of it yet, but in actuality your reality’s already built in
What you see outside is make believe, but that’s natural children

Happy Appy vs Poochee and Pansy. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. UBERocity, Vladimyr P, and King Mewtwo)

Obsession Instrumental

Og hvorfor er børn bedre til at lege end voksne? Augusta, Lilli og Amina har sendt Radionauterne på en fantasifuld og legesyg mission, hvor du kan blive klogere på, hvorfor børn er sejere til at fantasere end voksne, og hvordan den er også vigtig for menneskers udvikling og opfindsomhed! 

Medvirkende: Augusta på 7 år, Lili på 4 og Amina på 9 år fra Stavtrup. Lektor i pædagogik ved Roskilde Universitet, Thomas Gitz-Johansen. 

Musik: Fantasi af Martini’s For Børn af Kira Martini. Jingle af Morten Huusfeldt.

Afsnittet er tilrettelagt og redigeret af Karen Brüel Birkegaard og Lisa Bay. I redaktionen Elise Normann. Radionauterne er produceret af Karen Brüel Birkegaard og Lisa Bay med støtte fra Novo Nordisk Fonden.

Afsnit 69: Hvorfor har man fantasi?

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
RAID: Shadow Legends - Freshy Kanal
NordVPN - Snakebite126​
Squarespace - Michael Stark
Skillshare - SimplyRazzy
Audible - Eric The Audible
Raycons - Commander Jacob
Dollar Shave Club - swizkii
Loot Crate - Fightmarker
Honey - K.C.
G-Fuel - Matthew Thomas

Written By: Michael Stark, Snakebite126, Zawesome, Seth, SimplyRazzy, Commander Jacob, Matthew Thomas, Ultimate145, Quinoa & Mason G

Produced By: raccobeats, Anywaywell, InsaneBeatz, Epistra, Prophecy Productions, Kevin MacLeod, & Kustom

Mixed & Mastered By: Freshy Kanal

Logo & Cover By: Commander Jacob

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13CIRpJEdeQ_zMIzL1bxwqEm-DJzZBzxAfNyWvdVptTg/edit?usp=sharing

RAID: Shadow Legends vs. NordVPN | Live Rap Battles

Welcome to our 54th ERBParodies!

Justin Buckner as Otzi the Iceman
Miss4yo as Queen Elsa

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES 
QUEEN ELSA 
VS 
OTZI
BEGIN!

Otzi:
Straight from the Similaun its the abominable Ötzi
Here to diss the deuteragonist of an overhyped movie!
This aint Halloween nor  Christmas, but here's a run for your money
I've combined the two, you see, I'm an icecold mummy!
Don’t mess with a Neanderthal
This here is your sequel and it won’t end happy after all!
So gather your Anna, Hans, Kristoff, and a Sven?
to watch me melt the ice witch of Hans Christian Andersen
I’m a warrior, strong as the mountain I roadblock
You’re a moody marshmallow as soft as Olaf
I’m strapped with a longbow, so if you try to diss me 
There’ll only be 12 more whores left in Disney

Elsa:
Chill, Bear Grylls, I'll show you a predator.
Got a high temper, but too low of a temperature!
So, pass the mic, or catch a blast of ice!
Get lost on a hike? Get sacrificed!
You wish to skirmish? you'll lose your epidermis, you mummy! 
'cause I'll whip you worse than that worm in your tummy!
Once Upon a Time, Scrooge McGruff lost his brush,
And got stuck in a gully when the Queen lost her glove!

Otzi:
Its not called singing when you belt and scream
you’re even more of a mistake than Adele Dazeem
Quit your sellout schemes, think of what your fans would say to ya
if they knew my country pities those in Scandanavia
I’ll thaw your ass with a Copper Axe
Lets watch you rap when your talking rocks are smashed
While you’re painting your nails and you’re swinging your purse,
I’m the pharaoh of the snow, do your worst and get cursed!
For the First Time in Forever I’ll be the Freeze-er
Your rhymes aren’t sick, you just have Frozen Fever!
With hammering cold disses, I’m best in the game
and your kingdom’s going south into incestuous reign
You're a danger to yourself, so neglected, defected
Cross my territory, you’re getting’ shipwrecked, kid
So while I stay Frozen, your throne will grow rotten
Time turned me Golden, it’ll turn you forgotten

Elsa:
The snow glows among the whitest of hues.
For a Queen to fight would be strictly taboo.
But when I'm through, you're gonna need a couple more tattoos!
'Cause I handcrafted the kingdom that killed you!
Sheathe your shaft and your ashy handles!
or I'll turn 'Fritz' into Frozen Fractals!
Return to your minute museum and leave my Palace
or I'll have to re-shatter your phallus!
I've been blessed with the power to freeze!
you've only been blessed to eternally sneeze!
I bet the Ice man once had rhymes much colder...
but then he took an arrow in the shoulder!
I’m not the good girl I used to know.
And you’re no hero, no skin, just bones.
To avoid a cliffhanger in Ötzal’s snow,
Accept your fate and let it go.

Ötzi vs Elsa

Back at it with a new battle between the crazed up animal heroes, Sonic and Crash! 

Iris as Crash
Jacob as Sonic

Crash: 
Didn’t mean to Crash the scene, just wanted to splatter this Egg, man!
But it won’t take much to shock a Flash in the pan
Don’t chuckle on the track, or you’ll get hit by my Knuckles
Since you’re best line of defense against my flow is a bubble!
Got so many fakers, which ones are on your team?
The one with the high IQ or the one who’s too edgy?
So let’s cause some Chaos, I’ll snap your Emeralds like Sticks!
You’re used to Tails between your legs if we’re going off your fanfics!

Sonic:
So I traveled from the past to face Bugs Bunny’s orange rat?
You’ve ripped parties and karts from Mario, why not steal the bat?
I’ll Spin Dash this hack of the trend that I started
Only time you really Struck Back was your cameo in Uncharted
I’ll face this lazy mutation in race and split the track
You may have inspired Daxter, but that doesn’t mean you can spit Jak!
Your company’s N. Sane direction got you some bad D-pad controls
Run the reviews, they say that I’m your Dark Souls!

Crash: 
It’s an Adventure for your fans to dig through all your garbage discs
Maybe win the Olympics to show us you can spit quick
Take it classic or modern, I’ll still beat a blue porcupine
You get Boom Bashed by the critics, and I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout your redesign!

Sonic:
Warped out on Wumpa fruit, now everything you have is left in the dust
You need guns and chemicals for you to have a decent boss
You’re hyping your fans up on reboots, so let me tell you the truth
People only give crap ‘bout you only to see Tawna’s b-

Crash:
Your fanbase is full of furries, with fans jerking to their OC’s!
Ratings bombed with Forces and the same goes for your movie!
But it seems you’re used to all of your games flopping hard 
Since that you’re running the track worse than you did in Sonic R!

Sonic:
All of your Skylander friends couldn’t give you a new flow
‘Cause in the rap, games, and brain, it seems You’re Too Slow!
Mr. Cortex’s vortex is what plummets your games and sales charts
You’ve bombed your verses harder than your Nitro Kart!

Beat by Hollywood Legend Beats
Thumbnail by Lauren
Written by Rabi (with some help from Henry and fightmarker)
Mixed by Jacob
Discord: https://discord.gg/7zkFFd

disclaimer: no more schedule lmao

Sonic the Hedgehog Vs Crash Bandicoot - CVGRB

Well, here we are; half way through the wave! Thanks for staying with me, people! :)
Vladimyr P as Jeffery Woods
Trakked as Billy Loomis
Beat produced by: Dansonn
Thumbnail by Fightmarker
Mixed by Vlad
Written by: Trakked, Jason Carreon, Redacted, and Vlad

Battle:
Jeffery Woods (0:13):
Another fate you could be choosin’ but it seems Loomis is loomin’ 
You think you’re destined to be abusin’, i assure you will be losin’
Listen, you seemed like a nice guy but that fried since your love died
When your dad had an affair with Prescott; your first taken life
You better know i’ll spit hotter than any lighter’s fire to the face
Seems like Ghostface is getting disgraced; i’ll waste this kid without a trace
Based on your obsession with horror films, it’s a shame that yours bombed
It was left behind by the critics; Like you were abandoned by your mom

Billy Loomis:
(Cut!) This Trollpasta should know I’ll be the director for this scene
Your only fans are prepubescents while I'm the guy that kills teens!
Your life’s just like a movie; oh wait, you couldn't even get yours
I mean, who’d like another cliche film about a rip-off joker bore?
Since you’re just a run-of-the-mill Psycho, I thought fans already lost ya
Wes Craven made me great, you’re only known cuz of MrCreepypasta!
Ya killed your own family and friends just cuz your feelings got hurt?
You'll end up truly “im-Prisoned” when I bury you in your own Dirt!

Jeffery Woods:
Your beliefs are fictional, your movie and your win too,
Even when being burned, I still look better than you!
So why am I taking jabs from a whiny, grimey failed jock?
When the reality is, you’re the biggest Ghost on your own busted-block!

Jeff the Killer:
Looks like I got some new meat; unlike your constant sequels it seems
But I've looked at your irony; you’re sure to not make me Scream
Went and inspired Scary Movie, seems you DID go insane
But you’ll meet the same fate; a couple caps in the brain 

Billy Loomis:
Wow, your raps make me go to sleep! But i’m sure that was what you’re going for
You see, this is all a fun game to me; I could just gut you like the other whores
It doesn’t matter if you get it right or wrong; you have no defence against my rhymes! 
I’ll defeat you with or without a motive since we all go a bit mad sometimes..

Ghostface:
Looks like you’ve seen a ghost, oh wait, that’s just bleach on your face!
Listen up, Jeff, the phone’s ringing, I’m sure it’ll put you in your place
There's no.. standin' the pain! I'm homicidal, like your brother
Gettin'.. beaten by Jane? I’ll have this fucker meeting his mother! (UGH)

Billy Loomis vs Jeffery Woods - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #5

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO VERSION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iloFmU4xC0Q&feature=youtu.be

Never too late for a rap battle, right? Today, we got the silent, psychotic, stalking killer, Micheal Myers! Against, the classic Christmas slasher, Billy Chapman!

LAR80s as Micheal Myers
https://soundcloud.com/lar-80s
Rabi As Billy Chapman
Alex the Beast as Ricky Chapman
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861

Billy:
A mountain man slasher? I’ll make this the second time you must have died
Am I supposed to be afraid of the guy who got beat up by Busta Rhymes?
Franchise wasted, so face this, you’re passed the days where you were scary, it’s
About time that I come onto the mic, take my hatchet, and bury it
Struggling to top Freddy while I rocked his box office
So my Christmas wish is seein’ how you bomb this
Look at your viewers, your sister’s not the only thing that’s slept on
People struggle against you? Just bring in a retcon!
Shat on the mask of Will, now you’ve turned pale
I’d just grab some coffee to bring it some “detail”
Left babysitters dead? I’m killing the head of the church!
Feelin’ hurt by these burns, guess you do have nerve!

Micheal:
Billy Lenz’ copy is sloppy when it comes to spitting bars
You went from “Santa slasher classic” to flying off people’s radar
Your raps: soft, can’t spit Jack Frost, I bring the real yuletide fear
So you should just pull out of this battle... like your movie’s premiere
You think you’re one big guy to kill me
But I’ll just leave Santa falling back down his chimney
Should call you The Thing! That  abomination of a series
Going straight to VHS could never come near me
Make a Picasso out your death, but you’re already abstract
Just one more thing that’ll trigger your flashbacks
This 80’s slasher’s past his prime
So make like your grandpa and stay Silent, Night...

Billy:
Can’t tell which Myers I’m talking to, you both come off as jokes 
What? Do I need to bring the ether in so you can get these roasts?

Micheal:
Your reboot’s boring and lifeless, I’d put your corpse up for display
Since I’m good at taking out trash horror icons, like it’s Garbage Day!

Billy:
Yet after 40 years, you still can’t kill Laurie
It seems all your directors threw your story through four stories
You’ll lose your horror glory once I close Loomis’ case
And I’ll make Michael Myers Return to his grave

Micheal:
One flame can kill this Shape? Not the first time I’ve survived
You’re just the second bitch that I’ve eaten alive
I can tell you’re traumatized when you spit a song
So tell the children, once again, Santa Claus is gone...

Beat by Smoke
Written and thumbnail by Rabi
Additional help by Fightmarker
https://soundcloud.com/stopmotionrapbattles2018
Mixed by Rabi and JordanSnowish
https://soundcloud.com/jordydydy
Art by B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok

UPDATE: 2nd place in battle of the month! Woooooo!!! Tysm everyone for enjoying this battle!! Expect more quality content on the way!

Michael Myers vs Billy Chapman - Rap Battle #3

These two creatures are always on the case and now to solve the mystery on who would win a rap battle. Detective Chimp from DC Comics and Detective Pikachu from the hit Pokemon spin off game. Who's gonna crack this case? That's for you to decide!

Detective Chimp:
So why did Nintendo decide to agree to the creation
Of the Pokemon Company’s version of Professor Layton?
Let alone be deserving of a live-action movie?
Is it cause they wanna make a quick buck? Absolutely!
You’re lucky I understand all the creatures I talk to
Otherwise you’d be having Tim do all the rapping for you
Your 3DS game is nothing but basic trash
I hoped for a more tragic result in your car crash
My detective skills give Batman a run for his money
I’ll beat you til you’re CGI Mr. Mime ugly
I’m immortal, my legacy will outlive your spinoff game
You investigate the scene but you’re busy with the dames

Detective Pikachu:
Doesn’t really take that much to make a monkey out of you
Bobo’s a bozo, a baboon buffoon
The real mystery is how they made this character official
It takes more to being a DC hero than having the initials
You’re no Gorilla Grodd, just a chimp-pansy
I know a thing about rap, I mean I live in Ryme City!
Got a high intellect and able to solve a case
Yet you were stupid to try to gain the power of Dr. Fate
Knowing your species, I want you throwing no shit, Sherlock
I may be seen as cute but I got ways to make you talk
After chasing down Aipoms, I am done with monkey business
Your smarts can’t compare with my bolts of brilliance

Detective Chimp:
And here I thought you lost your ability to battle 
Very well, I suppose I’ll have to set an example
You could define me as the Fighting type, I’m quite the prime ape
Amanda’s stopping you from eating sweets cause you’re looking overweight
Part of the Shadowpact, confronting powerful beings like Spectre
You should show respect to the best inspector
I’m about to go berserk like a Glalie or Trevenant
Case closed, I’ve won and I’ve got the proper evidence


Detective Pikachu:
After fully hearing both of your verses, I can deduce
That I give more respect to Howard the Duck over you
Always drinking and smoking, you’re a wreck, get a clue
No surprise that you were in a crossover with Scooby-Doo
Let’s be honest here Chimp, your whole life is a circus act
And comic fans don’t know you exist and that’s a fact
Don’t need a magnifying glass to see you’re a disaster
I’ve seen better interrogation out of Brad McMaster

CAST:
Titanium1208 as Detective Chimp
B-Lo as Detective Pikachu

Beat Produced by SINIMA BEATS

Detective Chimp Vs Detective Pikachu - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another Half-Ass Rap Battle! Today we have a battle of minimal, pixelated games typically played out of boredom: Flappy Bird vs Chrome T-Rex. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Flappy Bird
Deegle as Chrome T-Rex
Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Light
Prod. by 2Deep

I’m coming back, the flyest bird. It’s undebated
To face an old fart that Atari would call outdated
Pterodactyl when I battle. So buddy, you oughta let go
People play you when they say “dammit, I guess so”
Takes a tap to flap over the crap that you spat out
Your life’ll fade to black quicker than your background
Mainstream? No way. Gameplay? so lame
So you should look up better rhymes… oh wait

An amputee duck with plastic surgery
Seems to struggle connecting to a beat to try to murder me
Grab your over-priced iPads and take a walk, dude
You’re smokin’ stolen pipes thinking Nintendo won’t stomp you
I’m Chrome polished. My desert’s less dry than what you’ve written, kid
I'm jumping over cacti, I can handle one little prick
What got removed faster, you from all the phones I can see
Or was it your creator, exiled from society?

Flappy Bird vs Chrome T-Rex | Half-Ass Rap Battle #2

As carmen Sandiego the mastermind of V.I.L.E was on a heist she bumps into a strange girl with purple hair and a tie as they bump into each other can kyoko stop the criminal mastermind in this Savage Battle?



ken-chan as kyoko




demo by alltime arcade


 

princessmuk as carmen sandiego




mixed by ken-Chan




beat by epistra 

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                         kyoko verse 


 I’m just going to say this  now your raps are ineffective i’m leaving this fight alone like your memory as orphan

 your history is distorted and there is no comeback i’ll leave this  sly cooper  like her games... missing with no feedback


 claiming to beat me you don’t have the evidence it took 24 years since your netflix  popped up and  you became relevant

  you died by a drone and then you ended  in hell so i'm not expecting much from the “evil mastermind ”  herself


 but keep this in mind before you make fun of my outfit or classmates if it wasn't  for chief you’ll still be stuck in a  golden gate


 not amused by your crew you could’ve done better I've seen better  coming from batman & catwoman
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                                    Carmen verse :

 Was that a burn? Not talking about your hands

 
you're not a detective you're a  girl with amnesia i’m  surprised that you even have friends.


This is the end you can’t bend what’s already broken.
 I can track you down, snuff you out,and disappear like your family tree


 you can’t stop  the villain in red your under me ironic you can find the killed but you can’t kill a beat


 i’m the thief in the night meanwhile you have nothing.. 


by the end of this battle you won’t see the poison coming…


traumatized by liar that is of your grandfather If your trying to best me kyoko don't even bother 


 so you watch scooby doo and you think your Sherlock Holmes


 but you can't unlock your disses And can't even find a home


 the worst rapping student hidden somewhere in this school it won't take long to find them because your hope's  stepping stool 

and I'm the stepper, stay down, better obey now

I win, and I don't even need one more round
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                             kyoko verse 2 

who also dies  by escaping a child  that’s seems  pretty low


how come my anime is better than  half of your entire flow


 your calling me a stepping stool but looking at your show


 I think your disses is as boring like your missing episode 


so take notes as I shoot Truth bullets  all the way down your throat


 but  with all that red on your clothes it’ll be almost  time to float


 I fought against junko so your words don't elude me at all



 your netflix it just robin hood but a little bisexual 


 i’m the side of hope nobody even knows you 


you can  call your bars a closing argument because I'm breaking through 



I'm continuing in my family legacy you keep stealing artifacts instead of finding your family.

Savage battles - Carmen Sandiego Vs Kyoko kirigiri

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