Dont Fucking Touch Me On the Dance floor

Vicky buys Frank a VERY VERY special present. 
Wait til you find out what it is! Frank was over the moon, and Jupiter.

And it cost me bloody £30. Eventually, we get it working.

Over the years, I did 5 or 6 radio shows with legendary Frank. We had a superb comedy bond, and worked very well with each other, encouraging one another to get more surreal, stupid and silly with each link. I have hours of footage,lots more to follow.  Hope you enjoy it!

Vicky XXX

PS Get well soon, Frank. Love you.  

Vicky and Frank Sidebottom on Cheshire FM. WOW!

A gorgeous piano house track, which totally encapsulates the magic of getting ready to go out ravy-davy-gravying.
Do listen, it will bring back memories. 


IT'S A DEMO THOUGH, I KNOW IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS IT COULD BE! It was my FIRST ever track and first go at singing. Mwah!

Music: Mark Gordon
Lyrics: Vicky Duncalf

Butterflies. A (demo) song about getting ready to go out clubbing.

A naughty track about getting intimate with a razor. Fellas, if your lass has a hairy mott, sit her down in front of this and make her listen. Unless she has religious reasons, there is no excuse. Badger! 

; ) 

Close Shave - cor blimey. Instructions on how do shave a lady doo-dah

This is probably my favourite thing I have ever worked on. 
I love to get it wrong! 

Harvey Trickles - a very wrong story about a very bad man. Can you guess the twist?

Another wind up made with the superb iPhone microphone. I did this on a journey back from a garage with two mechanics who were giving me a lift. I only had seconds to prepare, and  where it sounds like I'm crying, I'm actually  laughing. 

I pretend I'm an EXTREME MAGICIAN'S ASSISTANT, recuperating after an incident with a breeze block thrown from a great height. Lots more of these to come as I get braver and more outrageous. 

Extreme Magician's Assistant Wind Up, featuring Mr Pokey the Wild Rhino

This is the third hour of mine and Frank's final show together on Cheshire FM.
Guest starring Paul McCartney, William Shakespeare and Lulu Hamilton


Vic and Frank play Frankety Frank - hour 3 edited

APRIL FOOLS! Driving home from a party at 3am on April 1st - well, it would have been rude not to wind up the unsuspecting cabbie.  Featuring sextuplets, lion maulings and motorway tightrope walks 

Lion Tamer April Fools!

Recycled Electrons meet The Listener in a back street pub, Manchester, as part of NAM2012. 
Recorded on the superb iPhone microphone, Wed 28th March 2012. 

I'd just like to point out I got muddled up: the Jodcast were NOT 'having it OFF' with Recycled Electrons in the car park, I meant to say 'having it OUT' as in, fisticuffs. I'd pay good money to see that fight. 




Recycled Electrons Pubcast

There's an animal reiki shop / poodle parlour  on my road. I crowd-sourced the windup and asked Twitter for ideas. Someone suggested a seacow, and here are the results. MAN WAS SHE ANGRY. 

Once again, recorded on the super iPhone microphone, using the Tiny Vox dictaphone app.

The odd growling noise is a shi-tzu who had just had his hair done. Ironically, he was in a cage. 

MENTALLY DERANGED SEA COW

In this one, I wind up the hotel bell boy. It was late. He was young. I was trollied. EASY PREY. Excuse the two tiny glitches. 

Stuffing a sperm whale with Paxo wind up

 
This here is a sample of a show I did on Cheshire FM a few years ago. I wrote the material and it was performed mainly by the very talented and beautiful Michelle Bate, who at the time, was working as a receptionist at Wire FM. Simon Vause also features, but you'd never guess, as he is disguised as Dame Fonds Frocks, the travelling Drag Queen


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