Awesome! Its so true, keep up the good work!

corny as hell im srry dude nothing against you

this popped up on Google and I was like "...wait, wha-"

Only english owl house rap battle, love it.

Alexander Hamilton:
How does a master, orphan, science-fiction samurai
Become the biggest sell-out in a billion dollar franchise
Damn right, you’re quite the high talker, Skywalker.
But I’ll beat you in double, son, I am your founding father.
You used to be the coolest, saved the galaxy from trouble
But then you became a burnout, just like your aunt and uncle!
Scattered in your tattered robes while I’m ranking in the high courts
Unless your goal's to bore me, what exactly do you fight for
He comes to spit, although, of which I have dismissed, sir
He thinks that he’s the shit and that he’s hit with what he’s dissed, sir
I know our family’s are both of our passions
But you just wanna take your sister to the room where it happens
 
Luke Skywalker: 
We both had big battles that brought us to our acclaim
But when it comes to duels, you got that Stormtrooper aim
Hamill's hamming on Hamilton, you couldn't hold a candlestick
Your wife already burned you for me; Alexander Anakin
This battle - man, I’m owning it! The Force - man, I’m honing it!
When I took my shot, I got the Death Star exploding, it's 
Quite hopeless, prick. 
Your only motivation’s to be famous? Shit,
I’ll leave you whipped, like every single slave you shipped

Alexander Hamilton:
Go squeeze some breast milk, here's something to raise a glass for:
We both had music specials, ..wait, that's right, George trashed your's.
No amount of ticket sales could match my Tonys
Should be calling me Best Picture because you would never own me!
I’m decking a jester, a mess your director had oughta rewrite to correct
We’re not equals, I’m the USA prequel, 
and that’s something my fans would never forget
You’re Disney’s bitch, I’m the brains behind Moana
Got private shows for White House folks and features with Obama
Your legacy became some losers living with their mommas
Spewing racist drama, giving child actors trauma!
 
Luke Skywalker: 
You made the New York Shitpost on politics across the world?
You’re the AP US History version of Gossip Girl
You still piss in a pot, I’ve got a space fleet saving planets
What could you possibly do to me? Raise my taxes?
So let’s wrap it up, your aims and plans are making zero progress
But no wonder, since you got lost following your political compass
I mean you let your son get killed, you made an enemy of Jefferson
You’re picking fights on your own side and shit talking your president
Your history’s a hurricane, what I find most depressing is
this lawyers’ ‘legacy’s’ confined to lift unlawful dresses 
Scandals left your life in shambles, you died in a helpless state
I don’t need the Force to make Washington turn in his grave.

Alexander Hamilton vs. Luke Skywalker - Rap Battle!

Alexander Hamilton vs. Luke Skywalker - Rap Battle! (REMASTER)

RaccoonBroVA as Sun
Uncredited as Moon
Uncredited as Fizzirolli and Robo Fizz


Beat by Epistra
Beat rearranged by Cri
Mixed by: Oofie
Written by: Cri and Nooby
Additional Help by: 01Tyler10
Thumbnails by: M&Mattie
Art by: M&Mattie and chandler_CCRB


Robo Fizz:
Hey! Hey! there Implings it's the Robotic Fizzarolli
Seems I’m facing another lazy clown trying to top me
Whose greeted with silence when the children see him. Well at least the ones who try
But when one runs away and hides. You sulk in a spot and start to cry
Now keep your chin up, my friend, we’re not even halfway through
The ungodly family fun expenses that I’ll torment you to
Like trying to get my head around your ridiculously over done trope
But hey let’s hope you're better than any of Blitzo’s jokes (Ho! Ho!)

Sun (0:33-0:54):
Wow! You’re sure up late. Where are all your friends?
Yeah, I mean the ones you inconveniently brought to their ends
That have designs that are even wackier than your own costume
Decided to rip from my franchise I thought you wanted to avoid lawsuits
Well I’m sorry friend. I don't mean false intent
But you go after petty revenge at another's expense 
Was once an adults plaything all around the globe
But trying to get around your plot makes my head EXPLODE

Fizzirolli:
Have you heard of the perv who thought he had a good first verse
I mean I’ve sit through jerks who've jerked their wurst to worst
But he thinks he’s worth with his reputation hurt
When a TikTok sound’s calling for a Security Alert!
Why in your head you tend to think it's good to cling while your meddling 
It’s hell I bring whenever I sing: Animation vs this whatever-thing
But when it comes to our occupation you don't fit the regulations
Lights Out! Jekyll’s Hyde-ing more than just bedwetting allegations

Sun: 1:15
NO NO NO NOOOOO! ARE YOU TRYING TO SET A PRESIDENCE
YOU ACT LIKE YOU HAVE ELEGANCE FROM YOUR LACK OF INTELLIGENCE
JUST BECAUSE OF YOUR DREADFULNESS FROM BEING OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT
YOU THINK SNUFFING MY SPOTLIGHT KEEPS FFA YOU FROM BEING- 

Moon:
-IRRELEVANT

Naughty Boy! Naughty Boy! 
Whos been belittled to the face of a Naughty Toy
Who used to bring all different types of joy all night long
But now is gone worrying about rhyming thong with schlong 
Now lets bust open the head and look at the psycho mind
Of the one thinking he can reach new godly heights 
But I’m sorry bud but it seems that we’re out of time
Now it’s time for you to sleep...Nighty Night

Sun Vs Robo-Fizzaroli - Bonuses By Cri (ft. RaccoonBroVA)

Sorry for the delay for the rap battle. :(

Stofferex as Sally
Justin Buckner as Eyeless Jack

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
SALLY
VS
EYELESS JACK
BEGIN

Sally:
Hello there stranger, do you wanna play a game?
It’s called “Pin the knife on the piñata” prepare to feel pain
I’m all alone everyday, but I don’t freaking care
Since you’re just a guy who wears a mask, I’m not even that scared
Peek-a-boo! I see you in that grave I put you in
I can kick your ass, and yet, I’m a little kid
You cut your eyes out? WOW! What a little bitch
Prepare to have an extreme tea party, Mr. Mitch


Eyeless Jack:
Eyeless Jack here to pin down this 8 year old girl
Since your creepypasta just makes me want to hurl
I’ll hang you with this jump rope so you won’t wake up for long
How about you go back to going to the store with Uncle John
You’ll be killed by something, in this death race
When I finish you off, you’ll always remember my eyeless face
Your story actually caused fears? Well I don’t give any shits
I’ll kill you like how I did to Edwin, since you’re on my hit list


Sally:
If you were my dolly, I would take out all your stuffing
Burn you in the flames of hell, and I ain’t bluffing
This is my house bitch! so how about you leave?
Also, one more thing, Please Play With Me...


Eyeless Jack:
I’m the king of masked killers, better than Hoody & Masky
When you’re wondering why I’m looking at you, don’t ask me
Give up little child! You have no place in this fight
I’m hungry for kidneys now, PREPARE TO SAY YOUR GOODBYES!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!


Eyeless Jack vs Sally. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Stofferex as Rap Rat
WoodenHornets as Suicidemouse.avi
Frenzy as The Real Chuck E. Cheese

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
R-R-RAP RAT!
VERSUS!
SUICIDEMOUSE .AVI!
BEGIN!

Rap Rat:
They call me R-R-Rap Rat, they call you suicidal
Once you call out my name, I will rip out your vitals!
When it comes to crappypastas, yours comes out the gayest
and what happens in Sony Vegas, should stay in Sony Vegas!
I'll leave you begging for more, when I stomp you to the floor
and your scariest image, was Clinton standing near a door!
I'll trap you in a mouse trap, on this trap beat
Then I'll call myself Trap Rat, do you wanna play with me?

Suicidemouse.avi:
I think I am worthless, then I looked at this twat
Who's story was written by some rapper on pot
I may look kid friendly, but this time I'm not nice
Your just the creepypasta equivalent, to fucking Vanilla Ice
I don't got time for your shit, your rhymes are pure cheese
I'll leave your skin filled with holes, like a slice of Havarti!
Now let me show to the children, what i'll do to this pest
I'll hang you,and then have a Found Footage Blood Fest!

Rap Rat:
I'll bite you like Dracula, infect you with doom
Then at 3:30 am, "THE RAP RAT WILL CURSE YOU!"
And then I’ll leave you depressed, but I don’t have to
Your just a looped animation, who’s story wasn’t true!

Suicidemouse.avi:
APARAT! APARAT! Come at me and YOUR DONE!
I can smell out bullshit, and that theory is one!
So try to outsmart me, I was made by Walt Disney
While you are as scary, as a Chuck E. Cheese story!

The Real Chuck E. Cheese:
Hello kids, why don’t you come and have a seat
Have some pizza, we only use fresh cheese and meat
Take some tokens, play a game better than Rap Rat
After you’re done, you can come play with me in the back
Suicide Mouse, honestly, kids only wanna play with Chuckie
You’re so horrid and ugly no wonder you were Abandoned by Disney
Why don’t you like me anymore? I took you into my house
I TOLD YOU ONCE BEFORE, I'M NOT A BAD FUCKING MOUSE!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP-RAP BATTLES OF (APARAT!) CREEPYPASTA!

Rap Rat vs Suicidemouse.avi. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 12

80clock

Shame it was scrapped but it's evident why; it was all over the place.

Fish Hooks
This school’s out, but that don’t that mean we won’t school you!
Doesn’t take Nom Nom to know you’ve bit off more than you can chew (ooo)
You’re ‘calzoned’ out from society, to all humans y’all are freaks 
You three suffer from lack of variety, I’ve seen Clams more unique 
I’m a rising star-fish with a hatred for this pussy Pan-Pan  
Lift your head up from your phone and take these disses like a man, man!
Film your unbearably awful attempts at rapping and bear-y your reputations 
We Fish Hooks mistook you for actual beasts so return to hibernation 
 
We Bare Bears:
This dingle better listen, girl, I’ll be spitting some sunshine
We’ve got raps in the bag that’ll put an end to your Tote Life
Lines more grotesque than your art style, the influence ain’t lookin’ pretty
We haven’t seen more shellfish Craboos in the entire Shell-sea
Ice Bear gonna pwn, with his axe! Ice Bear gonna flow, and attack!
Allude sushi whose intelligence and those of their demographic match
Cocoa doesn’t explain why this fish’s so fidgety and loco
So Ring the Bell for when we end this with no secrets left to show
 
Fish Hooks:
You’ve taken the bait! These gluttons will do anything for food
Don’t pursue this group of seafood or we’ll have these Shushers subdued 
My rhymes are so hot, Ice Bear can’t survive in this climate
We’ll break these cubs apart more than our baby assignment
Even internet fame can’t differentiate these Everyday Bears
You’re more of a nuisance than one of your guests on CaveShare 
This school’s startin’ some hierarchy; let’s see who’s on top now!
You’ll have to hurry back to your box after you get flushed out!
 
We Bare Bears:
For residents of Freshwater, you guys are pretty salty
Absorbing your aimless insults now my fur’s now getting soggy
Ice Bear confesses to confectionary, cracks and dents in your aquarium
Take your “hawtdawgs” outta here, you don’t wanna start beef with a vegetarian
You’ll be rippin’ your gags and wits like Ice Bear with big-mouthed lips
This girl’s fishing for compliments, Ice Bear thinks she’ll compliment his dish
If you can’t handle the heat, you’d better stay out of Ice Bear’s kitchen 
We’ve swept the floor with Bud’s Pet peeves, Ice Bear has gone fishin’.

We Bare Bears vs Fish Hooks (SCRAPPED CONTENT)

DNA_Fox as Freddy Fazbear
Freshy Kanal as Mr. Bear
Mixed by Boris

I don't even know anymore who all wrote this

Lyrics: 

Freddy: 
Have a seat kid and let me read you a story 
About how I make a kids dreamland turned gory 
I'm the name brand for horror, you wanna try and take me 
Believe me, I leave you burning like FNAF 3!
Take this tip or I’ll leave you hidden
With all the cameras in the world you couldn’t locate a win.
You can’t step to me I'll leave the rest of you in pieces.
Testing me is deadly, I make pizza outta pedo’s! 
Rewrite your ending, your readers will be satisfied
When you're bruised ass body will leave you looking like Purple Guy!
It took your readers an hour to get across your plot.
But then your creepy PASTA got eaten by this RESTAURANT!

1999: 
Did you get a case of Foxy jaw? Or was that a real try 
Of transparent disses coming out a ghost AI?
Look, your whole franchise is an epic fail.
I light your ass up, it got overshadowed by Tattletail.
Everything was fine until 2014.
When Freddy Fazbear was yet to be on the scene.
And Scott Cawthon became creepy pasta fan.
and said: „1999? i'll make a game of that!“
Shut your fucking springtrap, you lines don't have logic.
Mr bear is back to beat this animaTronic.
Your story is shit and your jump scares are crap.
Am I supposed to be scared of a child’s soul in a top hat.

Freddy: 
I've seen a better creepy pasta in Dead Bart.
Why don't you get a shovel, my pizzaria is your graveyard.
Keep your lines to yourself, you'll be buried alive, 
New Year's Day 2000, death of 1999.
The night's coming to an end, it's almost 6 AM.
I leave Mr. Bear in the backroom never to be seen again!

1999: 
Forget the idea of spitting some lines.
You verses were so bad, even your fanbase would change sides.
This creepy pasta made your existence get signed.
Don't try to prevent you copied Chuck E. with those Cheesy rhymes.
A little teddy bear wants to scare me with a scream.
Make like the real Freddy and go haunt some dreams.
Your fans will never know the ending of this battle.
But I give them a hint: Mangle!

1999 vs. Five Nights at Freddy's - Rap Battle!

its a morioh christmas, charlie brown.

Beat produced by Kustom
Written by R the Writer and SkeepTieel

SkeepTieel as Charlie Brown
Titanium as Jotaro Kujo

Charlie Brown:
Good grief, I've been through worse, but this fight just isn't fair
A delinquent as distinguished as his hat is from his hair
This monotone prick’s hopped on Clint Eastwood’s shticks
Belonging to a home that Crazy Diamond couldn't fix
So try your best to spit, you can't win this fight with violence
When Kujo’s up against Brown, that's another dog silenced 
Keep your cap low; to me, you’re one more adult with no face
Even Snoopy outmatches your gramps as a War Flying Ace
I’d say I’m more a curveball than D’Arby when I’m up to bat 
But how am I s’posed to crush this fellow into jello? Augh, rats!
Ora ora at me, I’ll spell your defeat out how it’s written!
So learn this pose; I call it the loser’s walk, Like An Egyptian

Jotaro Kujo:
Yare yare. ‘gainst me, prepare to be greatly grieving
This star’s platinum bars hit harder than the rocks you're receiving 
I won't need to lift a finger, like your dog, your lines are slack
and the toughest stands you've seen are lemonade and quacks
Been through a coma before, yet your strips are even worse
Running gags as recycled as the lines in your verse
So “shut up and leave me alone”, now that you've evoked my wrath
Or fall flat on your face again, since you're being played for laughs
Your pessimistic disposition, I don’t want to hear it
Couldn’t figure out Christmas, but stands before my evil spirit?
Not funny, or pretty to look at -Boingo’s comic’s more amusing
And if you were even a user, your Stand power would be losing.

Charlie Brown:
Expected you to sit and do nothing, completely disregard yo
I just thought the trumpet noises sounded like Jotaro
When our Noisy Bizarre Towns collide, Charlie Brown’s going through hell
Why can’t I have a normal rap battle like everyone else?
It’s not like your words hurt -not in physique but I’ve toughened 
Think I’ll just stand here and take it; you’ve got another thing coming
Stand name:「The Coasters」; turn it out now, Charlie Brown! I’m not bluffing!
…good grief. It does nothing.

Jotaro Kujo:
As expected; this depressing kid’s got weak mental energy
No wonder his so-called stand was as effective as his therapy
I’m not pulling any punches, though you can’t even land one wee kick
Write ‘bout this loss to your pen-pal. Send you a postcard from Egypt
You’re a coward. I’ve been more impressed by Polnareff, so step up
Tell me, is that your hair or one of Dio’s flesh buds?
Star Platinum: The World! Stay in the past, this kid seems lost
You wouldn’t have won this anyway, even if you hadn’t pissed me off.

Charlie Brown vs Jotaro Kujo - Rap Battle Side B (2018 Christmas Special)

giving up on the video, heres the finished audio. i'll make a simpler video in a bit and upload all progress i made on the original planned video

Link vs The Doctor (feat. F00PZ, Luce, And Mancha)

Incineroar:
No Fake Tears in this when I slap on a submission
You’re half my hype - like cruiserweight division!
With your height you show might but only hit low blows
I’m a professional, folks: Don’t try this at home
I got the crowd FIRED UP! You got the crowd TIRED OF
The attempts to make you Tough with another round of buffs. 
You’re not Macho, Libre; Built like Nacho Libre
Snap a slim jim so fast they’ll need it on replay
 
Pikachu: 
In this match, Pikalibre will send you back home to Ash 
Get suplexed off the mat, like it was a game of Smash 
With a Volt I will Tackle an imposter who acts
Like he's strong when he'd actually get Thunderclapped!
This ain't no trial! Like your games, you haven’t been missed 
I’d tell you to train up in your gyms, but they don’t exist
I was forged in the ring, fighting with my heart while
You grew softer than your anime’s art style 
You mucked up the games worse than a pay-per view
Extra forty bucks for twenty minutes in ultra moon
You were hot for a week then you Crashed your Heat
Then you flopped on the scene - Incine-rawr XD 

Incineroar:
When up against this little rat with a mask on her face
Even Trump in the ring was less out of place
I’ll erase this pest, and just again to flex
Wrestling’s realer than your entry in the dex
You’re just a little league poke, who wanted to enter the show
But you’ll leave injured and smoked, best you start hittin the road
Before I rip up and roast your flimsy mask on the ropes
Since a kitten, what I’m spinnin’ has been Litten up foes!
You’re just a costume change, think you can diss me more?
The only time you owned the mic was on the 64
Can’t resurrect contests that never drew a dime
I just whooped your ass. And that’s the bottom line

Pikachu:
This sap can’t outgrapple when the critics get on ya
Z moves spun out of control like a hurricanrana
Garfield, stop juicing food
you couldn’t correctly name your exclusive move
I’m in the next phase; Pokken, way above your paygrade
You couldn’t take me if this match was in kayfabe! (YAH!) 
This game of cat and mouse has reversed and now
You can hear the crowd shout for the One-Two-Three count

CASTING & CREDITS
Azia As Pika Libre
Titanium1208 as Incineroar
Written by Adam and Eric the Audible
Additional Help by Creep Switch
Beat by Hollywood Legend
Mix by Freshy Kanal

Pikachu Libre vs Incineroar. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #18

Shadow Zel as Miles Morales
Alexis Larsen as Luz Noceda

Beat by Didker
Written and Mixed by Raichous

-LYRICS-
MILES
The Spider-Man before got the Green Goblin and Doc Ock
I get the weirdo that edits anime to punk rock
For someone who loves stories with a convoluted lore
Your storylines just leave all of your viewers wishing there was more
It’s no wonder your mother wanted to stunt your creativity
Got kicked out of school for all your dangerous activities
Then in the demon realm, all you do is cause witches agony
Forget about your magic, I’ll still leave you red like Amity
Oh cramity, the calamity, you’re out here losing your family
This mama was ready for trauma until she got hit with tragedy
When my mentor passed on, I still made my way to the top
I don’t need a scroll to tell me you’re the one chosen to flop
A dense apprentice hobbyist, can’t even see the obvious
Tryna show that you’re tolerant by queerbaiting your audience
A couple of witches starting to spark some teenage romance
But what are you gonna do when you gotta go home, man?

LUZ
Lo siento, mamí, I know you wanted me to be good
But I have to beat this Spider-Man back to his friendly neighborhood
I held my own against Belos, I’ve taken down Grometheus
I beat the Grudgby champion, this challenge is my easiest
Just like Azura said, when face to face with her rival
You were never relevant until your thirty-sixth revival
For a self proclaimed hero, it seems you cause a lot of casualties 
You’re not even skilled enough to swing in and save your family
How could anyone trust you when you’re related to the Prowler
You had five Spider-Mentors, but couldn’t match half of my power
Meanwhile, I’m rising to the top, using spells to make houses walk
Even with my body swapped, you can’t handle the glyphs I got
A dead Sunflower, that wants to stand in out in the crowd
Overshadowed by the clouds of the brands that he’s selling out
You wanna be Spider-Man, trying to live up to his legacy
It’s sad to see, you’ll never be the hero that the city needs

MILES
You expect me to believe that you brought fireworks to school
When you don’t have what it takes to bring fire words to a duel
No amount of glyphs’ll help you when you’re up against Morales
Sketching symbols for your powers while I’ve got natural talent
You don’t need a sack attached to your heart to be full of bile
How’s a human the most dangerous thing in the Boiling Isles?
I’m still struggling trying to find the dark side of this otter
But so far, I’ve only found a Dominican Harry Potter

LUZ
¡No me hables así! Don’t act like you’re any more creative
When you copied Static’s powers and mixed them with Spidey’s basics
You told Peter you’d be fine, but you struggle at stopping crime
So incompetent on your own, I’d bet that Ganke wrote your lines
Ay, que lindo, you think that stand a chance against my magic
I fought the odds and succeeded, you could never match passion
Camouflage and hide away, you should stick to your own dimension 
Step to me again, and you’ll be faced with detention


Special thanks to the teams behind The Owl House and Spider-Man: Miles Morales, who gave me the inspiration to be creative during my worst depression in the past three years.

Miles Morales vs. Luz Noceda

RAICHOUS RAP BATTLES IS GOING TO BE POSTED TO @raichous-rap-battles STARTING FROM SEASON 2!

Miles Morales vs. Luz Noceda

Raichous

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