Whenever I go out in town all the kids tell me I look like David Guetta which upsets me.

I Don't Look Like David Guetta

This is a song about having a barbecue with friends.

Put Me On Your BBQ

Freddie Mercury tried to kill me on Halloween so I wrote this song.

Freddie Mercury Is Trying To Kill Me

A lot of people seem to be confused about which Doctor is which in Doctor Who following the 2013 Christmas Special so I wrote this song to help out. "There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." - The Fourth Doctor

Who's The Doctor? Doctor Who!

This is a song about a friend of mine who works in a shopping precinct. One day somebody came up to her and said 'Because I'm gay, I want a gay watch' and the rest as they say is history.

Because I'm Gay, I Want A Gay Watch

Bob Geldof and his wife Bono are back but Bob has forgot Bono's Christmas present this year. He will be fuming!

Bob Geldof Forgot It Was Christmas (Does He Know it's Christmas Time at all?)

This is a song about the internet and how if you put a million monkeys on typewriters they will rewrite the works of Shakespeare. The internet lies!

The Infinite Monkey Theorum

This is a song about my favourite thing which is playing music and singing my songs.

Music Is My Favourite Thing

This is a song about a game show on television called Catchphrase that is returning to ITV in 2013.

The Return of Mr Chips

This is a song about how I sat at my computer for too long and put on weight. I have since taken up walking to lose some of that weight.

Rocking and Losing Weight

This is a song about how I went for a job interview at KFC and they rejected my application. It pissed me off!

KFC Rejected My Job Application

I've been watching a lot of documentaries recently and I was feeling a bit 'Bob Geldof' so I made my own unofficial charity single. Please listen and if you like please donate to any good orang-utan charity such as: -

www.orangutans-sos.org/
www.orangutan-appeal.org.uk/
www.orangutan.org.uk/


Save the Orangutans

The Undisputed Champion of Rock and Roll. Ralph is a musician from North Wales who plays solo and in the bands Junebug, The Red Comets and The Wobbly Hearts.

Ralph and The Rum Antics

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