This classic was written in the early '70s by a prepubescent Tony Boffa, who probably didn't realise at the time that he was just changing the lyrics to Blue Suede Shoes. Forty years later, he finally got to feel like a rock star.

Ring Ring Ring ft. TB (2005)

I can't claim any credit for this one. The Whoremoans lent their instruments to it, but this is an original by the Melbourne icons Back 2 Basics. Meeky, if you ever see this, I really am sorry for all the incessant provoking.

Sum 41, So Good ft. Meeky and The Whoremoans (2005)

Shaney raps his heart out about pornography, making out with his cousin, being sexy, and so on. Danni P loved it.

Shaney (2004)

Also known as 'Bruno Accidentally Takes LSD'. Bruno has a lot of classics, too many to post, but for some reason this one cracks me up every time.  I ma-- I mean, Bruno made it in the Mac room in Year 11. It took about five minutes to make -- four minutes to put together the loops, one to provide the elongated scream.

Bruno's Experimental Masterpiece (2007)

My interpretation of Simple Plan in 2005. This song was so enjoyed that Liz Budd stitched the lyrics onto a T-shirt for me, thus symbolising the pinnacle of my celebrity. The photo is of the concept album on which this song appeared. The only version I have nowadays is from that album, which features Frank Eggplant talking in between the tracks. Oh well. Enjoy Rohan eating a doughnut.

Untitled (Hardcore) ft. Simple Plan (2005)

One day in Year 11 I was offhandedly dissing Microsoft Sam. He and LH Michael fired back with some dope rhymes.

Cribbers in E-Town (2006)

One of my favourite things to do in Year 12 was passive-aggressively deal with being harassed by Daniel Jones. I mean no real disrespect; Jonsey was a great guy. He actually found out about this song a few months later, and was really impressively cool about it.

Hymn 158 (2007)

Things In Life Annoying

Ah, Phil. Philly, Philly, Philly. You weren't such a bad guy.

Tinny Goes Travelling

Horses and Divorces

Before I was opia, latr, or The IAE, writing narrative albums and thirteen-minute sagas for clarinet, I was Blah, writing I'm So Hardcore (Sex Me Please) and The Connor Song. This page is just a place to dump some of those sillier songs from high school.

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