ABSOLUTE AND DOUBT COVER (feat. Boss Hawg) WARNING: EPIC!!!!!

beginning and ending credits from the Cole Whitehurst cut of Matthew Davis' "Voight Kampff"

VOIGHT KAMPFF ENDING CREDITS

VOIGHT KAMPFF OPENING CREDITS

SOUP (Randy Eloc and Will Morris)

SO FRESH, SO CLEAN (McFreaky feat. Creepy MacLuscious)

BADGER SQUAD THEME (performed by Braylin Young) (original show run, circa. 2015)

Arby’s Type Beat (feat. Braylin Young, Will Morris, Edward Wallace, T.Dozier) -From “The Badger Man”

I've Got a Gnome in My Garage [prod. Zaigos Beats]

TOES BROS LYRICS

All:
TOES BROS!

Sammy Fresh:
Will Morris, Randy Eloc goin through an evolution
Settin up the world, podiatric revolution
Used to slurp soup and that was their thing
Now they got somethin new that they wanna sing
Breakin out of their established roles
Makin all new new beats, heavy on soles
They rockin with them feet and simply put 
They’re toes bros now and the game is afoot 

Hit it!

Randy Eloc and Will Morris:
Girl I want your toes, yo girl I want your toes
When I get a little sniff of your darling little piggies,my heart just grows and grows
I know you’re scared to have your feet bare but girl just let them show
Cause girl i want your toes, yeah girl i want your to-oes

Randy Eloc: (Will Morris)
I was slogging it out at the gym
when right before my eyes (before my eyes)
Were the two very best most beautiful feet 
i’d ever seen in my life (In my life)
I sauntered on over with my coat and my tie
And said “girl will you be my wife? (Wifey wife)
I’d drop it all to be with you right now
If i can kiss those feet tonight (feet)

Will Morris: (Randy Eloc)
(Baby) give me them toes
I wanna love you down low (Yeah girl)
Underneath your clothes (Specifically your socks, yeah girl)
Take it real slow
Show you something you would never know 
Turn you on in a way you never have been before

Randy Eloc and Will Morris:
Girl I want your toes, yo girl I want your toes
When I get a little sniff of your darling little piggies my heart just grows and grows
I know you’re scared to have your feet bare but girl just let them show
Cause girl i want your toes, yeah girl i want your to-oes

Will Morris: (Randy Eloc)
Yea our sex is (so good)
But loving toes is misunderstood
So go ahead make those feet bare
Gonna show her love that’s so rare
Loving and feeling you all night
With your toes underneath the lights
Damn those toes be feeling right

Randy Eloc:
YOU THINK YOU’VE SEEN ME SUCKIN ON CRAP
CRAWLIN ON THE FLOOR LICKIN OFF EVERY SCRAP
GUZZLIN, GOBBLIN, SUCKLIN, SLOBBERIN
YOU KNOW BABY GIRL IT’S THOSE FEET I AM HONORIN (Yeah-ay-eah)
I WANNA TAKE YOU DOWN TO MY BASEMENT
WRAP YOU UP IN TAPE AND COVER UP YOUR FACE
MEANT TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOU AND I WANTED A KISS
BUT YOUR THICK OLE TOES GOT ME ACTIN AMISS (Mmm)
Baby Girl What You Doin Where You At
I’m Tryna Pounce On Those Piggies Like an Alley Cat (Meow)
I’m tryna follow you at night with a broom and a bat
But my booty so big you can hear my cheeks clap like (Clapping)
I wanna lick on your gunk, girl
I know we’d have so much fun
Gus, But i’m hangin with the homie
And we’re breaking out them toes and we wanna sing, girl

Sammy Fresh:
Sammy Fresh here and there’s a girl I know
Every hour every day my mind she blows
wanna sweep her off her feet don’t wanna seem low
Gotta take it real slow before I get to them toes
Met her at the park, we both were joggin
fresh runnin shoes, she was rockin
Talkin bout the miles those feet, had been loggin
It was right there that love came knockin

Randy Eloc and (Will Morris:)
Bro I want your toes
(Yo dawg I want your toes)
When I get a big sniff of your manly ole piggies, (My biceps grow and grow)
I know you’re scared to have your feet bare, 
(But g, just let them show)
Cause bro i admire them toes, 
(Yeah bro i love your to-oes)

All:
TOES BROS!

Will Morris: (Randy Eloc)
Yea our sex is so good
But loving toes is misunderstood (Girl)
So go ahead and make those feet bare
Gonna show you a love that’s so rare
Loving and feeling you all night
With your toes underneath the lights
Damn those toes be feeling right


Cole: Will, you’re my boy 
Will: That’s what’s up
Cole: We’re Toes Bros, homie.
Will: Aight bet
Sam: Hey guys how’s it goin-

TOES BROS (Randy Eloc, Will Morris; feet. Sammy Fresh)

AS MUCH AS I LOVE YEEZUS (Thank you Kanye)
I LOVE MY HOLY SAVIOR, CATHOLIC JESUS
I LOVE MY POPE AND EUCHARIST
WHEN I SEE SATAN, MY HEART STARTS TO TWIST
JESUS DIED FOR MY SINS, SO I BAKE HIM CINNAMONS
I LOVE MY HOLY SAVIOR
CATHOLIC JESUS CHRIST (And the Virgin Mary)
AMEN!

My Holy Savior (Catholic Jesus Christ) - Pietro's Song from "The Passion of the Sauce 2"

What’s up you little sexy mamas itsya boy randy eloc here
Hittin you with another fresh beat
(Ya know what I’m saying?) ha, yeah
I bet y’all haven’t even had milk in yall’s lives, never.
I was like you once, sad, milkless, but not anymore

Hit it!

When I can’t sleep at night, You’re my world, clear and white
Pasteurized by that light, Baby girl you’re my delight 
That succulent taste keeps me goin in this world, You are my milky boy, girl

I was down at the farm just a fortnite ago
I saw a cow and i thought, imma taste that hoe
I got down on my knee, in front of my girl
And i suckled on that teat like a baby, yo
No
And that very moment changed my life
I felt a change in my heart that I can’t emphasize 
Every cell in my body lit up on the rise
Like a boy tasting milk for the very first time

When I can’t sleep at night, 
You’re my world , clear and white
Pasteurized by that light, Baby girl you’re my delight 
That succulent taste keeps me goin in this world, You are my milky boy, girl

I’ve visited that same cow every day
For the past three months she knows im here to stay
As i slurp from her udder like a chinese buffet
I be singing and praising to god and i pray
That this cow stays with me forever
So i can drink from her bosom whenever
This lifestyle aint an endeavor 
That milky taste i will treasure

When I can’t sleep at night, 
You’re my world , clear and white
Pasteurized by that light, Baby girl you’re my delight 
That succulent taste keeps me goin in this world, You are my milky boy, girl

You are my milky, you are milky boy, girl x4
(You already know what I’m sayin)

I recently got dumped by my girl
I was sad very sad felt like my world had unfurled
But thank the lawd i got daisy right by my side
This cow’s got my back for the rest of my life
Squeezin that lactated liquid right into a bucket
And I’m singing and screaming just like a muppet
Gonna milk cruise on this curd all the way to nantucket
But this song’s getting old so imma say 

MILK IT

When I can’t sleep at night, 
You’re my world , clear and white
Pasteurized by that light, Baby girl you’re my delight 
That succulent taste keeps me goin in this world, You are my milky boy, girl

(Assorted milk and scattin)

I love milk, mmmm

MILKY BOY [prod. IanoBeatz]

I WENT DOWN INTO THE MINE I WAS LOOKIN FOR SOME ORE I WAS LOOKIN FOR THE LIGHT OH HOW THEY SHINE SO BRIGHT THERE THEY WERE IN ALL THEIR GLORY THOUGHT FAST BEGAN TO MINE AND THEN THE CREEPERS SHOWED UP I WAS OUT OF TIME I RAN THE OTHER WAY BUT THEY WERE HERE TO STAY NOW MY STUFF IS GONE AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO THEY'RE NOT THERE THE DIAMONDS THAT I MINED IN THE CAVE THEY'RE NOT THERE I EVEN LOST MY PICK AND MY SPADE IT'S NOT FAIR SO SICK AND TIRED OF PLAYIN THIS DUMB GAME THEY'RE NOT THERE EEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THEY'RE NOT THERE (Minecraft Lukas Graham Parody) - nightOFday

This song has been auto-tuned severely for your enjoyment.

LYRICS

Somebody told me "don't drink milk."
I said "Nah man, I drink milk"
"Lots of other ways for you to get'chyo milk"
Apparently almonds can make milk.
Somebody told me "don't eat meat."
C'mon bro I love meat
Look at me I'm practically swimmin' in the meat
Look at all this freakin' meat.
Being a vegans is really hard
Crying in the bathroom really hard
Gave up my whole life really hard
I want ice cream really hard.
Ooooooooohoohhhhhh All of these freakin' foooods
I have so much to lose
Now dairy's got me confused

When I'm stuck in a rut
I look up and see ya
I see Cauliflower
And the world isn't so dark
When I'm down in the mud
I can still taste ya
I taste Cauliflower
I love Cauliflower

All my friends are hatin' on me
They don't understand my love, no
I'm always gonna be there for ya
Like a little tree tonight
Like a little muffin top
I wanna climb up your long white stalks
You only have like .3 grams fat
Eating on your curd like an alley cat
Cucumbers? I don't care.
Cabbage tastes like freakin' hair.
Being vegan's made me scared
Broccoli cannot compare

When I'm stuck in a rut
I look up and see ya
I see Cauliflower
The only food I can trust
When I'm down in the mud
I can still taste ya
I taste Cauliflower
I love Cauliflower

Yeah

Cauliflower | Sunflower Parody (Randy Eloc)

For Jahseh (SAD-XXXTENTACION COVER)

For Burleson High School's Senior Class Song: A Framily Friendly Version of "Tongue Tied" by Grouplove.
A clean version to save humanity. I made this with Mr. Leek's blessing.
#bringbacktonguetied

"TONGUE TIED" by Grouplove (Clean Version)

Caden and I came together to make this EP in like 10 minutes.

Randy Eloc

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