lol this was written so long ago that it really doesn't hold up much anymore, thus that, along with the discontinuation of cmrb as a whole, meant that it just wasn't worth finishing. Also, Peridot and Bill's vocals were recorded by me and were acted as demos for when we found the perfect cast, which we... never did..... so enjoy my horrible take on Bill Cipher.  

here's the doc though:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HuzgtbzB4YreDTCjEs1iEUQCIYsRT5LAJ8wGeR5oaPM/edit?usp=sharing

(SCRAPPED) Bill vs Peridot REMAKE

Welcome to the four hundred and twentieth installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two FNAF fan games today! (go fucking figure) the yolked up "chaos God of death" himself, Flumpty! Up against, our favourite debaucherous bear… and fuckboy (albeit a virgin) himself, Freddy Fuckboy!

Lyrics:

Flumpty:
Hi, I'm Flumpty, im an egg, your night of debaucheries upon you creep
A cocky, sleazy, RPG! That pizza should've went soft with cheese
You're a novelty, i'm an anomaly, another dark lord you'd give all praise to
Transcend time and space but scuffed plots are something I'm not untaint to

Fuckboy:
I fucking hate you. Are you ready for Freddy? Shit-ass games blew, just like the confetti
That went and slayed you, HAM, SPAM, and SALAMI, 6 and your name poofed, RAN FAST AND THEN BODIED
That cast of "friends", then tell my wrongs, your enragements mild
Your creator went "inhale my dong engagement child"
Fan-base has split, folded like omelets, so what Blammed first?
Chicas hot bird ass, the egg, or your crunk fan-verse?
Attacked first? Engage the Flumpty motherfucker
Half-assed verse, pavements Bumpty for a plunder
Can't put you back together, like that One Week shows
The wall you sat on couldn't compare to what keeps Chrome
Pedo, and attached to a long joke gone rouge
"Means to an end" then Scott Cawth you one hope 
And your last game was, uhh, passed as Flumpty's "new hit"
But if you ask me bruh, that was fucking stupid.
Float away from this battle, your crazy game lies in inputs
I'll blaze you like assholes, take Cranky's Advice and git gud
New Dork, new ports, FUCKING LICENSED MERCHANDISE
Who sourced your course? no. Make like your merchant and die.
But what eggs you on? You're stuck in penance, sequels missed
You dumb bitch I won, I fucking did it eat my shit.

Flumpty:
Myyyy tuuurrn. But your turn based combat is half baked
I hurt. Yiffing your dicks, party best have cakes
I sure, don't need a blunt or some dumb hat saved
To grind yourrrr, robotic carcass to match paste.
How's that for a Final Mix, your clout matches your child's pace tho
Why don't you chow on this, this Clown facet came out of a-holes
What's with allowing this? Without dank memes your parts foil
Amount to shit. YOUR FUCKING FACE IS GONE, Hard Boiled.
Grab a Dragon Dildo, smack you, simple, cuz I felt like it
I amassed the end of the Goddamn world with a meteorite 
Did that not Rhyme on the mic or can you tell I kid?
Killed a-billion times, you're an Eyesaur, I'm meatier, right?
Your teams beat in this fight, so try to flee or then die
Because i'm mean when I'm fried, don't bite at me or I'll fight
Scream, and reap out your eyes. See, to me you're a prize
Another fiend to help my best friends shriek and their mine
Your fragile masculinity, the only damn humility 
This "man" has ever seen, you haven't "shat" on anything
A girls bathroom? You're never clean, tell that you coiled it.
This mammal parody. Better? Please... fell in the toilet.

Fuckboy:
I'm going to punch the fuck out of this egg 'til it shuts up
Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch.
Ok this isn't working, I'll finish this verse, sugma.
Insufferable piece of garbage. Flumpty and co. fucked up...

-CAST-
Flumpty: KingMewtwo
Freddy Fuckboy: Himself

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCon
Written by: JaCon

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Shockwave.mp3

Beat Produced by: Tristan
Mixed by: jort

Thanks for listening to the "final" "Quick Diss" and remember kids, git gud.

Flumpty Bumpty vs Freddy Fuckboy - (Quick Diss) #420

This is the last danganronpa battle I swear
MetagrossMatt as Ryoma Hoshi
Swoldow as Whitty
Beat produced by LifeelBeatsVNZL
Written by Trakked, Mason the Nation
Additional help by Dani Frias, ENNWAY
Mixed by Light, Trakked (sound effects)
Thumbnail by Jordy
Art by KCToons

Battle:
Whitty:
Oh. I don't want to do this again, kid.
I wanna be left alone, so make like your rep and end it.
(Ugh) You can't befriend shit, so let this be a lesson
You don't know who you're messin', do me a favor and get bent, bitch!
'Least people actually like me, so take your fake cig and bite me 
You're even shorter than the other kid that tried to fight me

Ryoma:
With that bomb head, I’d think you're skilled at trading blows
But nope, you've just shown that you still have a ways to go.
I'd much rather stay away from a shady dude like you 
But it doesn't take Kade to know ya got some screws loose
Abandoned as a child; and while I can sympathize,
At least I don't go around wishing for some guy's demise
Running away from your problems won't help you in the long run, kid
Must've gone Over your Head, though, actin' all tough like a punk kid
I've had enough of this glutton, you're pushing my buttons, got nothing, no substance, not even a line
End with a concussion when I'm busting rhymes, breaking your background like your fragile mind
I've seen better in Gumball, and since you claim that you rock,
I doubt you could run that lip with steel balls hitting your fuse box

Whitty:
...Don't make me do this. You're fucking nuts.
If you think you're gonna kill me then you're shit out of luck
(*drops mic, ballistic mode*)
REALITY RIPS AT ITS SEAMS, IF YOU REALLY WANNA CHALLENGE ME 
THEN STOP SPITTING YOUR FALLACIES, YOU FUCKING LAME-ASS TRAVESTY
IT'S SAD TO SEE YOUR POTENTIAL GONE; SCRAPPED BY THE ONES WHO MADE YOU
GO DROWN FROM THIS FLOW AND CRACK LIKE MY PSYCHE WHEN I BREAK YOU
CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU AND THE FILTH THAT MADE YOU
CALL THIS BATTLE KILLER TENNIS 'CAUSE I FUCKING PLAYED YOU 
GO DIE IN A DITCH, LITTLE BITCH, MAKING NO SENSE LIKE YOUR PITCH
MUST'VE HAD HELP FROM THE WITCH IF YOU THINK YOU'LL BEAT THIS GLITCH
DISAPPEARED LIKE YOUR WILL TO LIVE; BEFORE I GO BACK TO THE METRO, 
I'LL GIVE A TIP TO THE MAFIA AND SEND YOU RIGHT BACK TO DEATH ROW

Ryoma:
Seen my fair share of psychopaths, but jeez, cool your jets, kid
Name speaks for itself, go take these bars and get arrested
Not even Kirumi can clean up your graphing and anti-mashing
Took down mafia, I can surely dropshot your unstable rapping
The spotlight's far from reach for you; I hope by now you've learned
Now you can join me in being a shell of what we once were.

Ryoma Hoshi vs Whitty - Rap Cypher #22

Watch the video for this battle! - www.youtube.com/watch?v=veylJcIxkG0&t=2s

Hello there, and welcome back to another episode of Shimario's Rap Battles! In this installment we have a battle between Nintendo's platforming mascot, Super Mario, and HAL Laboratories' most iconic puffball, Kirby.

WAN as Mario
Shimario as Kirby

Written by: Shimario
Additional Writing Help: Psytube
Mixed by: Zagranis
Beat Produced by: Anywaywell
Beat Arranged by: Shimario
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Art in thumbnail by: KCToons, Nooby, and WAN

fuck the battle was too long to post lyrics in the description uhhhh lyrics here: docs.google.com/document/d/12bVHw…/edit?usp=sharing

Alright that's pretty much all I have to say. Thanks for listening and stay tuned for the next episode. Get all aboard the hype train!

Mario Vs Kirby - Shimario's Rap Battles

Welcome to the final RBA of the month! In this explosive finale we have Bowser Jr. going up against Gideon Graves!

Kamren The Person as Gideon Graves
Snakebite126 as Bowser Jr,
Written by Serena
Produced by Hollywood Legend Productions
Mixed and Mastered by Serena
Special thanks to UBERocity

Gideon Graves:
Now I would never kill a child, aw who am I kidding
It’s gonna be a murder scene by the time I’m done spitting
Wanna be an adult? Well welcome to the club
Daddy won’t be able to protect you this time bub
Gideon Graves, on this beat I’m an ace
Everything that you say, just gives me a massive headache
Make this brief like your first appearance, I gotta run
Does you drowning in my flow give you flashbacks to F.L.U.D.D.
It’s been 19 years, and you haven’t developed
Aside from being more and more of a player repellent
Wearing a diaper on your head makes sense, you’re crappy
Princess Peach ain’t your momma but I’m for sure your daddy

Bowser Jr.:
Couldn’t find a woman to abuse so you rap battled a child
Nothing but insecurity behind that incel smile
Subspace isn’t big enough to hold the girls you’ve wronged
Turns out your whole plan was a Sex-Bob-Omb!
Junior (ayy) beats ya (ayy)
Loser (ayy) creep stare (ayy)
Better get prepared to meet the
Monster that lies behind the mask (woah)
You may think you’re a genius but I know that’s all for show
You couldn’t brighten up your future with The Glow
You had to turn into a monster for girls to find you sexy
And you had to cheat your way into Ramona…classy
Don’t need the Power of Love to beat you in this fight
Go to r/niceguys and post out of spite, yeah right
All I see is pain and anger behind those eyes, wow
It’s not my Bob-omb that’s blowing up right now

Gideon Graves:
That’s it you little shit! You barely got into Smash
Just so New Super Mario Bros U could get some cash!
I’m the man of every woman’s dreams!
All you know how to do is scream green beams
The power of love is nothing to the power of skill
I can read your thoughts like Todd, broken; will
You can’t paint your victory with a magic toothbrush
You’re just another mortal in my grasp I’ll crush

Bowser Jr.:
Man of every woman’s dreams? Are you dense?
You planted a chip in her head, how does that make sense?

Gideon Graves:
I’m legally not required to answer
With how short your legs are I’m surprised you can stand, sir

Bowser Jr.:
How about you calm down and get it together
It really doesn’t matter the difference whether
You’re a record label owner, or an evil supervillain
You winning this battle is just a superstition

Gideon Graves:
Quiet down child, really think you can break me
Half of your appearances have straight up been 2D
Now on this beat, is the space you shall lie
I guess right now was a convenient time to die

Gideon Graves Vs Bowser Jr. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. Kamren The Person and Snakebite126)

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vTmQyaNYOd3cRLAxIPRWeeLa-rW6ncPB1TsIgXT8Q-o/edit
Mothmancha as Leonard Church
AdamDRB as Mordecai
Kamren the Person as Rigby
SonicProdigy55 as Lavernius Tucker
Alen as Muscle Man
Written by MetaMachine
Mixing by Serena
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Barrie Gledden and Tie Reilly of Audio Network
Hint for next time: "If looks could kill." (ft. King Mewtwo)

Leonard Church vs. Mordecai

Carnage Vs Sideshow Bob - Marvel Vs Anything

Swizkii as W.D. Gaster 
King Mewtwo as SCP-049 

Cri as River Person
BDGR as The Amalgamates

Beat by Trunxks 
Mixed by: Serena
Written by: Cri and 01Tyler10
Thumbnail by: Grasman
Special thanks to GamingPlush64, M&Matt and King Mewtwo

Lyrics:

River Person:
Some will say to beware the Man Who Speaks in Hands
mind behind the monsters but his work had left him damned
But I do not know much. His existence was a mystery

Gaster: 
Yes, indeed, but it’s rude to talk about someone who is listening

Have you been looking for me? I’ve been watching as your stories turned Darker 
Yet Darker, it turned you into a monster on the roster for slaughter 
Take out buildings of civilians so you could try to save the millions?
Once brought horror to children, but now you’re just a Goner

(Snowy) I’ve had my mistakes, but I’m not as cold as you
(Show me) The route that you follow to ignore what you know is true
(Flowing) Along the River, a Man labeled as a Mystery
(Lonely) You’re lost to be forever stuck in captivity

049:
I’m in containment for my benefit. I’m curing all my specimens
A foundation full of pestilence, you’ve fallen to your experiments
But Doctor, there’s no need for worries, I’m certain I can fix this
Even with your group of scrawny misfits, you couldn’t change the CORE of your existence

My cure is most effective; I’ve saved the lives of many!
The “cure” that you discovered filled you with hopelessness and envy
Then Toby threw you in the Delta code just for the hell of it
I searched for the patients you actually saved: results turned up empty

My intelligence is unmatched; while you were thrown in the trash
Then reality snapped back; and you were split into halves
You reside in the darkened hallways, just a nuisance in the path
But now everyone left your game and you in the past

Gaster:
In all my years of research, I hoped to figure out the cause 
The fuels of Determination, I was a fool to try and play god
My calculations are approximate, my work continues to live on
Yet considered an associate cause you’re just a played-out fraud

I’m the server of the signs, you’re serving time for your crimes
Your threats were simply benign, so just read between the lines
What do I think? You were never a threat to me.
You’re remembered by no one. My followers carry my legacy

049:
Oh, good doctor…you really don’t get it
The situation that you’re facing, you’re too nervous to confess it
With the work that you were faced with, I understand you’re captivated
But your safety’s locked away, another scientist decimated! 

What’s the matter Gaster? Upset your past was scattered?
Failed the task at hand…and it had left you shattered
I was contained for my excellence, whilst you lay away forgotten
Have a penny for your thoughts and keep that flower for your coffin

W.D. Gaster Vs SCP-049 - Rap Battles By Cri (ft. Swizkii, BDGR & King Mewtwo)

Welcome back everyone to the New Year! To kick off this (hopefully) busy year of GRB, we bring you Professor Oak vs John Madden, the Super Bowl special! This was written back in 2020 so not only is it written in a fairly old style, it was also written before the death of Madden. We mean no disrespect to him even though there is quite a lot of insults thrown his way. I hope you all enjoy!

CAST:
Swizkii as John Madden
Zawesome as Professor Oak

LYRICS:
JOHN MADDEN:
Alright, break, line up, we’ve only got four quarters
To take down an old man, too scared to be a real explorer
You’ve got a lot to learn before you step to the pros
It’s as much in the heart as it is the X’s and O’s
So here’s a guy who’s studied pocket freaks all his life
Who sends a kid away so he can bang a widowed wife
Your best invention’s an index and you still miss some info
Like don’t stick your head out a moving car window
I’ve thought of thousands of plays and plans for each game
You’ve learned 150 critters, but not your grandson’s name
Now it’s the end of my verse, let me give you the rundown
I’ve scored first on your ass, an opening drive touchdown

PROFESSOR OAK:
Hello there, welcome to the world of battle rap
I’m Professor Oak, fly enough to dish out wing attacks
When I rhyme, you decide between getting flamed, drowned, or vine whipped
You only touchdown when you drop your bag of chips
Oh, that’s new, my Pokédex just tracked an intrusion
An overweight, lazy, bastard; a Snorlax evolution
You’ll feel the Wrath when you’re spinning like a Poliwhirl
With those boobs I can’t tell if you’re a boy or you’re a girl

JOHN MADDEN:
I’ve got the cutting edge to chop Oak down to size
You can’t win a rap battle if you don’t flow on the mic
I’ll knock you on your ass like WHAM! BANG! BOOM!
I’m rocking more bootlegs than you got in kids’ bedrooms
Your studies get put to shame when a child claimed your fame
So get your head out of your ass and get your head in the game

PROFESSOR OAK:
Hey You, Drinkachu, you’re about to get zapped
When I pic my opponent, me and my Pokémon Snap
I already said I’m fly so you must have had enough of me
If not, I’ll be flipping this square like it’s Puzzle League
For a color commentator, you seem pretty pale
And when EA's in the game, that's an automatic fail
Now your fame was Raided before you knew what was happening
Even got kicked off the box art, it must be Madden-ing
I roll like a Voltorb; sparking tracks with my rhymes
You’ve been Super Bowled over, the box score never lies

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Professor Oak vs John Madden | GridLine Rap Battles Season 3

Filthy Frank
Filthy Frank motherfucker, Bitch
Yeah I saw your fucking show and that shit was fucking cringe
You couldn’t even make Pink Guy smile-”ey boss”-not even closely 
So if you’re claiming the GOAT then fucker I’m your Goatsee
Yeah fuck you man- you’ve fucked up more times than he has
And this is MY rap battle fuck off to the ricefields with the rest
Losing a Rap Battle? You should kill yourself!
OH YEAH do it Like Right Now!

Eric Andre
Today’s guest is obsessed with uh hentai
Famous cause he dressed in a pink zentai 
And then starting air fucking to some EDM music
And fucked that genre with that trend worse than some Skrillex (audience laughter)
The Nickelodeon Girls, you yoniked your spoinky to Frank (audience laughs)
Are the same guests on my late night show getting PRANKED! (audience laughs)
You inspired a generation of kids to be intolerant assholes (audience laughs)
And- god can you shut the fuck up? (silence)

Hannibal
That’s fucked up man why’d you do that man

Eric Andre
Even Lil Nas loves my show, cause i’m not a homophobic bitch
Who, if I look in my notes here, allegedly touches kids
Who started these allegations? I did, cause it’s true
But welcome my next guest-

Announcer: 
-Hannibal’s Busting Through!

Hannibal Buress:
Morpheus, Dorpheus
Orpheus, go eat some walruses
orifices
Red pill, blue pill
Morpheus, Walruses
Seashells by the Seashorpheus

Filthy Frank
Okay then, so it’s my turn right 

Eric Andre
What's up with your voice

Frank
What?

Eric
Like why do you sound like that

Frank 
I have throat cancer

Eric
...okay

Frank
Tell double Chin Chin that he better shut it now
I've seen better flow come from rappers on soundcloud 
Papa Franku is god, greatest of all time
I spit the sickest shit, and now I’ll turn it into wine

*gun shots*

Eric Andre
Who killed Frank? Besides Joji
Let’s go to the streets to see they remember you brosky

Random Guy on the street
Yeah I don’t know who this Filthy DeFranco geek is

Hannibal
Let's give a quick shout out to the homie Creep Switch

Pause for applause 

Eric Andre 
the best rapper since Logic so you best not be forgetting
I’m rocking like 3/11, you’re shitting like 9/11
Look I’m no MLK but I think this guy’s a racist
So Google show me Frank’s balls…

Frank
Wh-what does it say

Eric

You have testicular cance-

Frank
FU-

Filthy Frank Vs Eric Andre. rap battle. by fightmarker

(This battle was originally going to be for Jason Carreon's series, but due to him not wanting to make battles anymore, he gave it to me to finish)

Jacob as Tim
Moby as himself
Dragonex as Fry
trisngar as Bender

Written by Jason Carreon 
Additional help by Lauren
Mixed by Jacob
Beat by Kustom / Flowtest by Trakked
Cover Art by Cole

Fry and Bender:
Bender, is an online class really how the future sees that?
Well, I don't think it's peaked that, it's just trash meatbag
What a lame opp, I've seen a much better BrainPop
When- Someone commits suicide? No! When the hype Train stops
I'm five years old, and I haven't learned squat yet, ain't it something?
This is an even worse cross than Star Trek.. and something
Get out of my diss range, 'fore I smoke this odd nerd
Really think you spit flames? Let me laugh even harder

Tim and Moby: 
Dear Tim and Moby, "Can you diss mouths that run like a faucet?"
Good question, but first, they should both come out of the closet
Romophobia? Drop it, your act isn't convincing
Got a-Head and in addition, you fell, just like Nixon
[Beep] Moby, they portrayed the future, but who knows
It's ironic, when The Simpsons could better do so
These two know radio soda, and cigars aren't define?
Well, audience, a prime example of what happens to your mind

Fry and Bender:
No emotion on that track? I thought what the bot said was funny
At least we don't have districts like; "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY"
Your fan-fics were really gross, and we'll watch your 'base spike when
You bite our shiny metal ass But you'd probably like it. (Heh!)

Tim and Moby:
You jumped the gun like this is the second dimension
Sci-Fi makes me sigh fine, but shew horning in lessons?
Get your feet out of the freezer, this small Fry's delirious
Brother stealing dreams, or? Life was always Mysterious
Run to your 'clops friend, sewers are dark with no light
Paved the way like your dog pet, all bark and no bite
Take notes for this Delivery, you fell victim to time, "man"
Just look at you, the 1990's wants their Fry back! [Beep]

Fry and Bender vs. Tim and Moby | Rap Battle

The official SoundCloud page for the mediocre rap battle series! (I ran out of space on my main account and I wanna post more original music there lol)

Gideon Graves Vs Bowser Jr. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. Kamren The Person and Snakebite126)

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