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I don't own the battle.
It's belongs to nicepeter and epiclloyd.
And thank you, HarryPotter2875, for the instrumental beat.
I just did some editing to the beat.

LYRICS:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DONALD TRUMP!
VERSUS!
EBENEZER SCROOGE!
BEGIN!

Donald Trump:
Wake up, Scrooge, I'm about to take a Dickens of a dump
On this lonely, homely little miserable grump
I'm like the star on a Christmas tree, you're like the stump
I'm not known for my heart but you're still getting Trumped
You remind me of my ex-wife in a bikini, cause you disgust me
Keep your TB from Tiny Timmy away from me, don't even touch me
I don't shake hands, I don't make fans, I ruin rappers faster than Scottish lands
Even Jay-Z knows what a pimp I am, I got my name on the front of the business, man!
My raps will haunt you, make you think you're going insane
You're about to get whooped by three emcees of the ethereal plane
So when the clock strikes, prepare to enter a world of Christmas pain
Cause I'm out, I got my own f***ing problems, call me 2 Chainz!

Ebenezer Scrooge:
How dare you disturb me when I'm napping in my chair
You're a crappy rap spitting apparition, I ain't scared
Of this random phantom, haunt all you want, I don't care
I do not believe in ghosts and I don't believe that hair

J.P. Morgan:
Don't panic, Scrooge, but you're about to crash!
I'm J.P. Morgan, the Ghost of Rich Dudes Past!
Who's properly rocking the Monopoly mustache!
Yo, I own the railroad, I run these tracks!
You got dumped on a bench, now you're pissed at the world
You should have made like Sebastian, and kissed the girl
Because your greed is the curse that's gonna tear you apart
What good is your purse if you're poor in your heart?

Ebenezer Scrooge:
Bah humbug, your raps don't unnerve me, they're atrocious
What frightens me the most is your gross ghost proboscis
Business and success, that's the life I've selected
So enough with your pictures from the past, I'm not affected!

Kanye West:
Well you're about to be right now
I'm the ghost of what's right now
Just take a lesson from Yeezy
You're missing the point, Ebeneezy
There's more to life than your work, take it easy
Even I can make time for Azizy
Best put some friends on your wish list
Cause you don't know the spirit of Christmas
If you did then you would at this moment
Be sharing your money with some of the homeless!

Ebenezer Scrooge:
No! This isn't happening
Oh, this is maddening agony, wait, actually
Harkening back to the dead Donald's lecture
I still am expecting a final specter!

Death:
Boo! You're gonna die
With no one to love you and no one to cry
Alone by yourself on the bed of your death
With the stench of regret on your last dying breath
Cause you've chosen the past of a selfish man
With Tiny Tim's innocent blood on your hands
The penance you pay for the way you behave
Is written as plain as the name on this grave

Ebenezer Scrooge:
Are these the shadows of things that will be, or things that may be only
If I depart from my course can they change? Say it is thus with what you show me
I promise to mend my ways, a friend to all men is what I will become
It's Christmas! I haven't missed my chance to be different, God bless us everyone!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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Lyrics: EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
TOM SAWYER 
VS
HUCKLEBERRY FINN
BEGIN!

Huckleberry Finn:
it's time to settle this once and for all,
Which one of the Twain boys will rise and fall
Hold on Boy Im from the land of missouri
Out rap you so hard You'll be running in a fury
Its A Damn Shame You Gotta Handle A Jury
I'm a hero! A prodigy from southern USA! 
So you might as well shut the heck up, I will win anyway!
Sail Away On your little boat.. BOMB BOY AYE
 
Tom Sawyer:
Fuckleberry Faggot, where do I even begin?
Are you gonna fake your own death just to coward out again?
While I am sleeping on my bed like a normal functional kid,
I see you in a barn in a cardboard box, You dumb shit!
There's no need for me to rap, is that whatcha meant?
You're the one that should shut up, your book got banned because of your accent!
Yo my name is Tom Sawyer, i got mean mean pride,
You never got laid, i already have a bride!

Huckleberry Finn:
Steppin' up to me? Compared to you, I'm a saint!
So much confidence, one could say Im goin' hard in the paint!
CUM on you little faggle
 Come and eat my big apples
Im livin the the tough life thats whats happnin
I guess you can call me Aladdin 
"And as Tom is standing in front of that unpainted fence,
he starts to realize he's nothing but a failure without parents"
Its Like Batman With No inheritance 


Tom Sawyer:
Are ya complaining 'bout my rhymes, and my ways to deliver?
I spit rhymes with more flow than the Mississippi River!?
I've got Becky by my side, when was the last time you was in a love duet?
The only friend you've got 's a middle-aged black runaway slave!
The fence is getting whiter, but I'm not painting as you can tell
And I'm not kidding around Finn, I can make people rap for me as well
Your father always beats you because he was the town drunk
This battle's over now, AND I DON'T GIVE A HUCK

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC PIC PIC PIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!

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