Ah so there was some insect or similar ting that just cut the stems of all my climbing beans, one by one, that is all it did. Just snip things. So here is a herbologists lament

Dang Lil Bean Munching Thingss

So you have a little region of your brain that is vaguely mapped to your sense of touch, it has in the past been imagined as a tiny little man with extremities in proportion to the amount of mechanosensory input it receives. In this rather obtuse story the homunculus  becomes somewhat sentient and starts taking over other bits of your brain. This has the effect of converting the processing power of other senses to touch. Eventually your sense of touch is mindboggolingly sensitive and subtle. But there is nothing else. No sight, sound, etc. etc...blah blah how weird. Maybe the little sentient brain vesicle want then to control more of your body or reality or summin. The End

Being Comandeered By Sir Humunculus

Do Not Enjoy This It Is Just Techichal Exemplifying

Again, does what it says on the tin. 
Curtiosy to Manny for having said all the bits of this track at some point in dolphin language. 

Leave Town With An Orange And Pretend You're Laughing At It

Dude, like, reality dude, like really think about it....Like how do you like, know how things are and stuff. Dude, it's wild dude. 

Raftastic