White Claw is made from Lil Float's secret serum.

I saw https://twitter.com/ScoochFlooch/status/1397739187399499779 and couldnt find an instrumental of the track so i looped it sped it up and put it here and youtube at https://youtu.be/Yows-pZT96w

I Thlammed My Penuth In The Car Door Instrumental

If Plague Knight Was A Soundcloud Rapper (Kryolite Archive)

I cannot stress this enough: THIS IS NOT MY OWN WORK!

I somehow forgot to credit the original creator, so go see this wonderful man/woman and give him/her some love: https://soundcloud.com/thelaxone/beach-circulation-01

The loop was from https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5f8dNQ3n2b8

I'm just uploading the looped version to SoundCloud for convenience.

Spongebob "Stepping On The Beach" Renai Circulation Remix Looped

Course Erect (Super Mario Galaxy x Hotline Bling x How Low Can You Go)

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All the new raps have foul atheist lyrics, so I replace them with some good christian rhymes. Enjoy! Instrumental by YoungLowKey so I don't get copyright struck pls. Also original song by Lil Pump so I don't get sued pls. Lyrical attribution to THE Lil' Wes and the idiots at lunch.

Lyrics: Bible gang bible gang bible gang bible gang bible gang bible gang bible gang
Spend time with jesus on the brain
No sex till I get a weddin rang
Get down on my knees and start to pray
Jesus won't love you if you're gay
Go to church on a sunday
Bible gang bible gang bible gang

Bible gang bible gang bible gang bible gang bible gang bible gang bible gang
Spend time with jesus on the brain
No sex till I get a weddin rang
Get down on my knees and start to pray
Jesus won't love you if you're gay
Go to church on a sunday
Bible gang bible gang bible gang

Interpreting what the Bible meant
I'm gonna go and repent
You know I always pray before bed
My Bible reciting turns heads
None of these verses be new to me
Never gonna sin so I'm care free
I know your all Christian wannabes
Bless your soul and your family
Ya, I always have a positive mindset
Ya know i still haven't touched a girl yet
You know I never swear speak in epithet
Got some Christian songs on my old cassette
Disscusing gods word on the Internet
Singing gospels in a quartet
Best Christian ever you know that's a bet
Give money to the church till I'm in debt

Bible gang bible gang bible gang bible gang bible gang bible gang bible gang
Spend time with jesus on the brain
No sex till I get a weddin rang
Get down on my knees and start to pray
Jesus won't love you if you're gay
Go to church on a sunday
Bible gang bible gang bible gang

Bible gang bible gang bible gang bible gang bible gang bible gang bible gang
Spend time with jesus on the brain
No sex till I get a weddin rang
Get down on my knees and start to pray
Jesus won't love you if you're gay
Go to church on a sunday
Bible gang bible gang bible gang

Dave's Album

Bible Gang

Mashup of Ray William Johnson's Doin Ya Mom & Sicko Mode

Doin Your Mom Mode

Sounds about white

Lyrics

i be sippen on the white claw
i be rippen on the juul yall
suckin juuls likes there balls
im a libtard so no walls

rich and white so i aint drinken that water
rich and white so ill spoil my daughter
she took my beer so i faught her
gonnna go off this a slaughter 
alcholoic carbonated water
im not a writer im a jotter
no thoughts so im no plotter

got a wife with no wits
if she had a white claw she can have my kids
and oohhh man
poppin off like lids
ohhh man
i be spoiling all my kids
ohhh damn
put a thou on bids
ohhh man

like my diet it forbids
drinking corona like a pig
so im gonna have to rid
all the other beers so im sippin
sippin on the white claw

pullin up in the new whip
nice white claw yeah ill take a sip
i live in the suburbs so im not a crip
sick new golf cart yeah ive got drip

pull up to the green with  the boys
i cant provide she uses toys
its past 10 so dont make noise
because me and the wife are sitting
as we drink our lacroixs

other drinks are just poisen 
i just simply dont enjoy them
white claw is my sweet joy um

don't you look at me
imma white claw v i p
with a bag full of cash
and stares from wannabes 
ayyyyyy
white claw is the things
get out from in front of me
im the nice view so you better see
yeaahhhh

White Claw

Mitchcat Yall

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