Rap Battles

Take Your Way - Devil Survivor 2 The Animation OST

Psy Vs Kim Jong UN: ARB

Battle of the talk show hosts. Jerry Springer vs Maury Povich.

RLYoshi as Jerry Springer
Nathan Provost as Maury Povich
Justin Buckner as Dr. Phil

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
JERRY SPRINGER
VERSUS
MAURY POVICH
BEGIN!

Maury Povich:
Now would everyone sit down, I'll tell you a story
"Maury Eviscerates Jerry", warning: it's slightly gory
You're a ripoff of Oprah Winfrey, you're a dead ringer
Serious pain is what I'll bring, you're going down, Jerry Springer
On your show, everyone's fighting, it's like glorified MMA
Here's a Shocking Sex Secret: you're gay!
I'm crushing you, this moment's being Caught on Tape
But you just keep sliding down that stripper pole, you skank

Jerry Springer:
It's time to reveal a piece of baggage, this won't be a shock
Maury is having A Current Affair with Rupert Murdoch!
You hosted a rigged quiz show, congratulations, bro
Well let me take the fact you blow and shove it in your face for show
You've got episodes and episodes about transsexuality
Now who are you to judge, ho? Just let it be
You're trying to act all serious by talking about gangs and shit
Well Maury Povich this is it, I recommend you just quit!

Maury Povich:
Just because Wilkos was security, you shouldn't act tough
You're a musician? Yeesh! Isn't your talk show bad enough?
All you do is sit in a chair and watch people wrestle
Your dad owned a shoe shop? Well wasn't your family successful!
You're looking stressed, why don't you take a breather
Don't wanna watch your own show? Gee, me neither!
You can't be fixed, loony, why do I even bother?
You've fucked up, Springer, and you ARE the father!

Jerry Springer:
Yeah, I have a kid, but he's legitimate, asshole
Just like one of those teenage girls you're out of control!
Time for the hard truth, Maury, you have no reason to live
And your rhymes are even worse than the advice you give!
I'm a true entertainer, take some lessons from me
I'll knock you right off the air and end your trash TV
You need to calm your ass down, man, you're getting too pissed
You're a psychologist if you take out the -logist

Dr. Phil:
Okay, you've had your glory, now you can give it all to me
I'm Dr Phil, and you need some help with your psychology
Now I'm not the kind of guy to say "Let's talk about your mother"
But as of last night, I guess you could say I'm her lover
Rumors spread like wildfire, but this one ain't bullshit
I know that you two are having a gay relationship
You two are so crazy it should be considered heresy
My lines will make you depressed you'll need my therapy
Your faces I will shatter and your ashes I will scatter
I just wanted to let you guys know, that you don't matter
I went in for the kill, since I can do things you can't fulfill
Problem solved, my new book, Defeated Fools by Dr. Phil

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!

Jerry Springer vs Maury Povich. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 32.

SORRY FOR UPLOADING AUDIO LATE!

SuperThingsOnCups as MARIO
RLYoshi as Sonic.exe

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
SONIC.EXE!
VS!
MARIO!
BEGIN!

Mario:
It’sa me Mario, that’s the name of the game,
Tom got scared of you? HA! what a fucking shame!
I’ll make your eyes not able to be found,
and play hide and seek, to not play the second round
This is my point of advice, you are gonna fucking lose,
Tails, Knuckles, and Eggman is more scarier than you.
There’s no way out of here, so you can’t fly away,
Go ahead and find me, I’ll just make this face.

Sonic.exe:
It must be a sunny afternoon, feel the heat?
the jpeg was weak, so I’mma unleash the beast.
You 2 foot tall round plumber, I’m better than you,
so suck my weiner, A.K.A. SMW.
-M-A-R-I-O- you’re a joke, bro, you blow,
I am about to crunch you like Yoshi’s binary code.
I'll rip off your mustache and stick it it up your ass
you're too slow bitch, I'll murder you fucking too fast

Mario:
Letsa go! I’m gonna stomp you hard like a goomba,
your game is boring while mine is truly super!
Just face the fact that I’m better than you,
atleast my fucking story was actually true!
Welcome to the yellow switch trail! you’ll never get out fast,
I can make 1,000 disses when I play in the grass!
It might be Mario’s Suicide, but you’re still gonna die,
you think you’ll win? but is there anything I can do to change your mind?

Sonic.exe:
Those bitches and me in the same sentence? WHAT A RIOT!
I see you're looking for a win here, JUST FUCKING TRY IT!
Nobody in our realm can out spook me,
All your friends will be dead on the quick count of three.
I see your life's a strife, but I don't need no knife,
I'm comin' in fast, better hold on tight.
I’ll find you, then I’ll rip you up with my claws,
and rip off your head and say I AM GOD!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC. RAP. BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Sonic.exe vs MARIO. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Nathan Provost as Hoody
Froggy7771 as Masky

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
HOODY!
VS!
MASKY!
BEGIN!

Hoody:
You're crappy Masky, you ain't having much luck
Your face is so fucking ugly, you need a mask to cover it up
When you could use a bag under your fucking shitty ass head
You're lucky to be alive but I wish you were dead
I will kill you when you are trying to sleep in a car
You couldn't take it seriously, but I've took it too far
Oh! you're a human while I'm a proxy? That doesn't mean you're good
Try to mess with me Masky, I'm from the hood

Masky:
I murdered my friend, that means I'm tough to take on you
Oh, you shot Alex? There's no need to be rude
I'm ripping through you, dude! You were born shit
And I'm bout to lyrically kick you in your marble hornets!
Those red eyes will match your body when I'm done with you
I'm disappearing, you're a queer, and i'll kick your ass, dude
Am I Tim? You'll never know! You could NEVER unmask me
But, now you're bout to have to pay the price of facing Masky

Hoody:
Your rhymes are so fucking boring, they make me cough
Your life is like my rhymes, 'cause it's about to drop
You can't match Hoody, you asshole-masked excuse for a buddy
In this next found footage, you'll be ripped, torn and bloody

Masky:
You can't handle my mask, so just step back
I'm cracking your code, bitch, in this vicious rap attack
When i snap your neck, I'll make those big-ass eyes flinch
Just know you can never mess with Tribe Twelve, bitch!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Hoody vs Masky. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

trinity seven ed - BEAUTIFUL≒SENTENCE

Amakakeru Hoshi - Suara (Utawarerumono: Itsuwari no Kamen Op 2)

ARCADIA （PS VITA・Saber－Fate）

01 {HQ} Umineko OP  Katayoku no Tori

Managed to get Majin Saber :D

[Tags]
- GUDAGUDA Strange Tales of the Imperial Holy Grail OP Song
-ぐだぐだ帝都聖杯奇譚 ~極東魔人戦線 1945~, GUDAGUDA Teito Seihai Kitan ~Kyokutou Majin Sensen 1945~
-FGO Opening
-Fate/Grand Order: Guda Guda Teito Seihai Kitan OP

二者穿一 - Single

Fate/Grand Order: GUDAGUDA Teito Seihai Kitan (Theme Song) - [Nisha senitsu / 二者穿一]

SSSS Gridman 2018 OP FULLUNION by OxT

Fate Grand Order  深淵のデカダンス (Abyss Of Decadence By Okada Rio)

Lyrics: 

Me o samase!

Majestic na sono sugata hitomi ni yadosu wa negai
Nemuranai yoru ni utaō
Dramatic ni makikonde hikari mo kurayami sae mo
Osorenai asu mo warau tame

Hontō no yasashi-sa tte kodoku na n da tte kimi o mite shitta
Motto kokoro chikazukitai no ni sō, mada tōi mama

Donna unmei ni jama sarete mo tachimukau yo
Kimi to eranda yūki de habataite kō

Mitsuketa kibō ni mune ga ima furueru
Hibīteru yo move my heart
Kakushita honne no ura ni hisonderu
Dare yori tsuyoi manazashi de

Majestic na sono sugata hitomi ni yadosu wa negai
Nemuranai yoru ni utaō
Dramatic ni makikonde hikari mo kurayami sae mo
Osorenai asu mo warau tame

Hontō no yasashi-sa tte yūkan na n da tte kimi ga fui ni itta
Sotto shisen awaseta shunkan mō, mata chigau kao

Donna zetsubō mo sugu tonari de nurikaeteku
Kimi no riaru ni itsu da tte sukuwaretetai

Mitsumeta kibō ga tsutaete kureru mono
Kanjiteru yo steal my heart
Kawashita kotoba wa nanige naku tatte
Chikara ni dekiru ki ga shiteru

Majestic na sono mirai hitomi ga toraeta netsu de
Owaranai yoru o utaō
Dramatic o kasaneteku yowa-sa mo tamerai sae mo
Hirumanai kyō o ikiru tame

Motto tsuyoku fuite
Kokoro ni mayoi nante nokoranai kurai ni

Mitsuketa kibō ni mune ga ima furueru
Hibīteru yo move my heart
Kakushita honne no ura ni hisonderu
Dare yori tsuyoi manazashi de

Mitsumeta kibō ga tsutaete kureru mono
Kanjiteru yo steal my heart
Kawashita kotoba wa nan-ge naku tatte
Chikara ni dekiru ki ga shiteru

Majestic na sono sugata hitomi ni yadosu wa negai
Nemuranai yoru ni utaō
Dramatic ni makikonde hikari mo kurayami sae mo
Osorenai asu mo warau tame

Hajimeyō
Me o samase!

source: https://www.animesonglyrics.com/maou-sama-retry/tempest

TEMPEST

Maou-sama, Retry! OP - TEMPEST

What is this an out of season April fools joke?

Not an official Fgo X tsukihime collab.
-Based on the parody video published April 1st

Youtube Visuals:
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9eYxuXwyI4

■Music & Lyric：Tom
■Vocal & Narration：黒兎ウル
■Guitar：jun-jun
■Sequence：山下 律
■Logo Design：ののまろ
■Animation：厨房カントク

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