Happy birthday Serena!!

Danii as Gustavo Fring

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Jason Carreon and Danii
Mixed by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Jason Carreon
Flow Test by: Danii

Lyrics:


Gus:
Here at my business, I keep it clean with ordeals
While you seem like the type of fish that I’ll cook for more meals
Like yourself, it’s getting old, hope this barnacle can’t sleep late
‘cause I smell a smelly smell from this crustacean cheapskate
Let’s leap straight into the point, my rhymes are so hot
That they’ll melt your circuits and hot air, proving you’re a robot
Your show was put in yard sales, so try not to act loco
Plankton got it with your mom and said familia es todo
But let’s cut the BS, I drop employees for the best
While any port in the storm, you’d drop them for sixty-two cents
and I know you won’t put two of them in this match, you’re no scratch
For pie bombs that I’m dropping; are you feeling it, Mr. Krabs?

Krabs:
Hello, I like money, but not as much as burning bridges
A failed deal or something left your boyfriend swimming with the fishes
A legitimate business? I think you should quit playing chicken
with the Salamancas, two faced from what Hector has witnessed 
You Gus, in-Fring-ed on his ability to walk and spit
But just as his confession, your verse was a lot of shit 
I'm spitting all toxic call me the drink you stopped them with
Because you choked at the end, more than Walter did
Washed in, like the laundry you made petty blow under
The bell ticked, then you cracked the Davy Jones Locker
Okay money, I mean Gus, you're just another square to cut
Or box, as your best scene, was your personality, squaring up

Gustavo Fring vs. Mr. Krabs

WON WON?
Winner moves on to the next round!
[POLL CLOSED]


Shimario:
I’m gonna get you Oliver! It’s MC Shimario 
About to defeat this-

King Mewtwo:
Dude, are you serious right now?

Shimario:
Shut up, it was funny. Fine if you want to do the BORING way we can just put the normal beat back on.

*Berserk by Dansonn moment*

Shimario:
Here’s the deal with FRB Brawl, it’s clear that it’s a first
All of us are still new to it, and unsure of how the system works
But in the end, I’ve still gotta go and explain why this brit’s the worst
So let’s see if this st-st-st-stuttering prick can even spit a verse
But oh sorry, did I interrupt tea time? 
Fuck that! The clock says it’s “lose to me” time
Because beating me’s a steep climb
Honestly, I didn’t expect someone to be this forgettable, and still be able to read minds
And uh, before I Mimikyu, please tell
Were you designed to be a perfect genetic clone of Mew, or Fel?
Just watch me! Hey guys. It’s me. King Mewtwo. 
and it appears this is another FRB I’ll have to lose
No one online will have my back, but before I meet my end
I’ll just go and cry to all 1 of my real life friends

King Mewtwo:
Says the Benny clone. Take your shitty jokes
and run back to your second channel that consists of unlisted uploads
Think you can overthrow the king? I beg to differ, cause
You won’t see these rhymes coming, you’ll just stand there like “THEY’RE WHAAAAT?!”
You’re in for a crushing and I am not bluffing, leave the new slave to Dustin six feet under
Hide behind a plumber, but it’s no wonder when you’re looking like GamingPlush’s ugly brother
Shove a sus imposter back in his vent, couldn’t win this if he was running Fail%
You’re about to see what dying really feels like, and I ain’t talking about your relevance (OHHH)
In this battle, my ears are the only thing you’re killing
And I don’t even drink tea — but I’m still about to spill it
So shit with deadlines, I’m surprised you wrote a single word
But you’re gonna regret this harder than MissingNo vs Minus World

Shimario:
Mentioning first battles? Like you don’t deserve the same treatment, bitch
you took down yours cause you couldn’t handle people critiquing it (bruh)
And you know, maybe Killing Time would’ve better fit you taking the L to me
Cause while I wouldn’t call you Royalty, this win sure as hell was free

King Mewtwo:
My upload schedule ain’t the best, but yours sir, is a travesty
This should be titled “The FRB where Shimario lost his sanity”
Chilling in a staff position, while you’re still yet to mature
So I predict that calling me the R word is your last resort

King Mewtwo vs. Shimario | FRB Brawl - Round 1

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. SURPRISE BIRTHDAY BATTLE BABY! Today we see popular rap battle original character infamous for his kinning, Kin Kid go up against the Ultimate Imposter from Danganronpa. Both like to pay respects to others by dressing up as them, but who spits rhymes better among those two?

Kin Kid:
Hi my name is Kin Kid, it’s nice to meet you
The child of Rabi has got the rhymes to beat you
Instantly loved from the first battle that I’m seen on
The only love you’ve ever gotten you denied from Mikan
I could never kin you, that would be a travesty 
And even if I did, I would just lack personality
Who’s better with disguises? The viewers should choose me
Cause I got cosplays that rival Tsumugi’s 
Makes sense to call you a fraud after all the things you did
Born without family, I guess that makes you Kin-less Kid
There’s no competition, we’re just not the same
When I got more screen time than you in the main game

Ultimate Imposter:
That’s enough out of you, I have no time for your antics
Your verse is something even Kazuichi can’t fix 
I should educate you on the skills of debate
Cause you’ve embarrassed yourself straight out of the gate
Let me recap, Eddie found you by searching online for a loser nerd
And you think your personality aligns with pretty much any person, that’s simply absurd
My rhymes are like your origin, found in stock, while your rhymes come off as faulty
Been through tragedies and I’ve still never seen an atrocity as bad as your costume of Baldi

Kin Kid:
You turned the Reddit mod guy into Big Chungus?
I’ve seen a better imposter right out of Among Us!
Okay I’m sorry I just do a bit of trolling
But if I give you a push, you’ll do a bit of rolling 
Kin Kid’s a cool calculating killer who’s got plenty of cold cuts
And I don’t mean meat with a skewer that Teruteru used to stab your guts
Played it cool on the island but you had no plans of escape
So called “bright” guy got foiled by a piece of glowing tape
Turn into Mitarai again, this battle still won’t be a draw
But to be fair, you faking him didn’t protect him at all
It doesn’t surprise me your character met a quick end
When it’s clear you’d rather gain more calories than friends
But turns out everyone was fake, so why should I care?
Cause now you and your series are Remnants of Despair 

Ultimate Imposter:
Making fat jokes are we? I’d expect nothing less 
From a kid making cheap cosplays, claiming he’s the best
I’m sharp with a blade like my name was Munakata
So now I’ll leave you like Gridline did, slashed up
Speaking of which, let’s talk how you’re used
Your use in some battles just leaves me confused
When I step on the scene, opponents are filled with dread
While you’re only scary when Benny’s on your head
You're full of crap like your name is Nekomaru
In any form of battle, I will easily scar you
Let me restate that my disguises trick folks
While your costumes will always be a joke
Much like your appearance as This Man, I’d consider this battle a Troll Fail
You will never be able to atone for your sins starting off kinning Sans from Undertale

Among Us Imposter:
I’m sorry to interrupt but there’s something I have to say
The true faker Among Us is as clear as day
I’m a killer on the mic and a killer of the lights
I leave crewmates dead, do you really wanna fight?

Kin Kid: Shimario
Ultimate Imposter: RNG
Among Us Imposter: Cri

Written by: JustGamer
Extra help by: RNG, MetaMachine and Snakebite126
Mixed by: Zagranis
Beat by: Dansonn
Cover art by: Shimario

Kin Kid vs. Ultimate Imposter - FRB vs. Anything

These two squirrels woke up on the wrong side of the bed and are ready to DUKE IT OUT! Which rude squirrel will win in this battle of young vs old!

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b0FrZtPosU

►Slappy voiced by:
Jenni No Mercy

►Conker voiced by: 
Danii

►Mixed by: 
Serena

►Art made by:
Me

►Thumbnail made by:
JK03

Beat by:
AudioNetwork

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Slappy Verse 1  
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 Ah screw that intro phooey, rip into a drunken twit!
 You’re a two-bit piece of work, a 21st century Misfit!
 Started out wholesome, then ya got the kiddies cursin’!
 Sounds like that Croc fella, did no one think rehearsin’?
 You remind me of Bubsy after he takes a couple hits!
 Maybe they should hire real voice actors, ay kids?
 And all my life I’ve been into the boppin’ and the crashin’
 Never seen a cash-in go out just like his era’s fashion..

Conker Verse 1  
________________________________________
 Slappy, Slap-Happy? Older than MY grandpappy..
 Don’t let me distract you from nappin in your nappies..
 Cut the spiel, you fell off like a titan to the berg..
 And spew more shit, that my audience’d find absurd
 You’re a sideact, segments as long as your intro..
 You’re more qualified to babysit, then to act, bingo!
 I faced a fuckin’ singin’ poo, much worse than you.
 And Gregg’s still waiting for you to attend his barbeque. 

Slappy Verse 2  
________________________________________
 You’re a punk with a mouth, yet you call it a rarity?
 Must be stupid too, your popularity was charity!
 Mentored by the ones who did it a million times betta!
 Stick to your sixty four! Your parodies ain’t clever!
 But Whatevaaa, you make some decent poop jokes..
 I’ll keep my cap in the closet, different strokes for ya folks..
 Back in my days, a slapstick encore conquered!
 But your brand shuts the door, like it was a Young Conker

Conker Verse 2 
________________________________________
Sellin’ Buttermilk, advertised to squeeze guts!
But here’s my own solution, conquer Deez Nutz!
 An accent so thick, shit, we could use a translation!
 Speaking fuckin’ nonsense like Sandy’s hibernation.
 Fuck me with a couple ales, and I’m down for a MILF.
 Get more use out of you then your cassette on the bookshelf.
 In the booth, you’re a boomer stoner, heh, honestly!
 Calling her a legend? Now that's comedy!

Conker Vs Slappy ❰Rap Battle❱

I see all you assholes peering out tryna bitch and shit
Well I’ll end this hassle here and now - shoutout Pixel Chris
Since my first lead stage role to my Dustin VA roles
Yo I’ve been a caterpillar now I’m poppin out my chrysalis
That’s right, I’m insane on a beat - hell I’m a maniac 
With all this anger at these fucking haters that berate us and 
Make us embarrassed and ashamed of rap battle making 
But ask them to be creative and they fall flat and so we take the flak
Ooh, tryhard gangster cause you’re child hatin 
Online, killin all your time at White Boy Station
Living off your mom and dad with no life or paychecks
I get more rewarding payoff in the writer’s basement 
Won’t front, I’m no Aaron Peters, ain’t been on no street
Most bloodshed I’ve seen’s when they iced the emoji
But fuck a wannabe, I’m who I wanna be
And all you cunts huddle me cause I got my own niche and now y’all lonely
“Just listen to real music!
Em, Jay, Nas, 2Pac, Biggie and Kendrick, etc. shit you gotta pump”
Bitch I got “real music”
It’s a mixtape of your mom singing “OH BENNY I’M GONNA-”
You’re gonna WHAT?

I’m a rap battle kid with the rap battle bars
On the rap battle beat that I ain’t even bought
I’m a rap battle kid with the rap battle cheese
And I never give a fuck about trying to appease
I’m a rap battle kid with the rap battle bars
On the rap battle beat that I ain’t even bought
I’m a rap battle kid and I’m rap battle cringe 
But I don’t got any rap battle fucks left to give

Put my shit in a private filmfest, got the whole crowd applauding it
Plot twist, but that night I blew up the audience 
So why lose my shit over a buncha loser kids
So normal, so stiff, it’s like watching a fucking Dream music vid
You linear bitches be tryna niche shame
Fuck you, my flow’s ice smooth like a Psytube keyframe 
So obsessed with our battles to try and tear a man down
Wanna be a Fantano but you’re practically a fan now
So how’s it feel that you will never have this skill
Y’all a whole fucking town of shills who live in my shade, welcome to Shadowville 
A bunch of self-taught students on crafting films
Plus learning to track build and y’all wanna say that there’s no talent still?
Oh no, it’s not ERB so you angry 
The same format but we got the style to change things
And while y’all bitches lackin flow like you got gangrene
Me and the horsemen finna make this shit mainstream

[CHORUS]

If your shit’s top tier then be proud about it
If your shit’s hella cringe then be proud about it
If your shit’s lukewarm then be proud about it
You got the balls to put shit out instead of pout about it
Yea I found a community that I’m proud of and I own it
Don’t care how lame it sounds, I fucking kill it and I know it
If anyone you know knocks it down and don’t support it 
Well fuck them, keep doing what you want to do and just ignore it 
“Oh no he’s never had sex!” Yea I get it dude
If following my heart means staying a virgin, guess I Will Never Lose
Call this shit pretentious but I’m so fucking over
Being scared of talking about my shit or overexposure
And I ain’t dissing people for different opinions, that’s fine 
You got your own passions to live with, just still respect mine 
Cause while all of you salty ass bitches continue to whine
I’mma be here sitting with recognition and grinning with pride that 

[CHORUS]

Rap Battle Kid (prod. InsaneBeatz)

Placeholder thumbnail by Mint

Written, mixed and produced by Mint

SuperDuper24 as ZALGO
Mintas SiivaGunner

ZALGO:
I was almost delighted being held up as discordant
Until this MIDI-slapper showed up as my next opponent
This statue has to be joking, you need a makeover
No broken up story could match the cinders from this takeover!
And this matchup is shit I'm a bit peeved | But I find ironic twists in this scene
Out of the eldritch horrors that I could’ve rapped against they went and picked memes
But I guess that seeing this it can be said. | Almost fitting that a demon god with seven heads
is pit against a scheming goner weakling donned with one mask sheathing everything he says

Siiva:
I thought you'd be monstrous, G
But it seems you got that flow filled with apostrophes
This goner would think that Gunner doesn't have the rounds to fire off but he's
About to take an L (high quality)
So I figured you'd quit jumbling and spit something, a diss, no
'Cuz your meme's just archaic to predate the Flintstones!
Back in 2016 you were relevant, then the net went and moved on to better shit
Out of all of the jokes to be made, this matchup is most fit to bomb as a reference!
So this dude's a timeless deity leaving these scenes in his web
Weaving up in and out of being dead, but this memeable wreck
Can't be seeing a scheme of his without some NEET on the web
Submitting him as an SCP without reading the text
So I'm gonna be leaving him dead. This bore'd better run
'Fore an error 404's gone and tore through your guns
Cause out of your seven heads you use no more than the one
This prick finds a Garfield comic, adds some gore then he comes

Zalgo:
A ROM hack would be better for this dweeb’s verse
Firing bombs back like rip submissions - next time, rehearse
(AH) YOU SAW GRIFTERS UP ON SOUNDCLOUD AND YOU FOLLOWED THAT
(AH) I’VE GOT SEVEN FUCKING MOUTHS AND I CAN’T SWALLOW THAT
(AH) I’M THE VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD, MAKE YOUR SHALLOW FANS
NEVER WANNA SEE YOUR SHITPOSTS BACK UP ON THEIR HOLOGRAMS
So next time you try to drop a fucking hit, mate
Maybe don’t develop your whole lore around some kid’s games

ZALGO vs SiivaGunner. R∆P BATTLE! S0E2

Swoldow as Herobrine
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCEC...

Ennway as MissingNo
https://www.youtube.com/c/ENNWAY

Written by Psytube
Audio Mixed by Xhack
Video Edited by Psytube
Beat by Dansonn

Herobrine:
Did I come out of hiding to fight some Porygon after a car crash?
It’s not surprising that your own franchise turned you into a big question mark fast
I’m haunting the forest, you’re just haunting about 40 pixels alongside a shore
Man I’m always around, you showed up in one gen and now you’re more static than you were before
Always in the back of the player’s mind, you’re a tool to help out with the player’s grind
Just make your mind up, do you wanna spread dread in the fanbase or just duplicate some items?
You’re a nameless icon? I’m the best selling name in the best selling game so don’t try it
Cause after hearing your hall of fame sequence, I think you'd be better off staying silent

Missingno:
Steve but Evil thinking he’s the best is a bold claim
He’s retexturing paintings, I’m retexturing whole games
So if pestering’s your sole aim then keep sneaking silently
But if you ever want actual terror just feast your eyes on (glitch) wait
I’m trying to shake up some trainers so yeah I'm freaky when I make sound
But I’m pretty sure that that's way better than some fake murmurs on a playground
Well at least I can say that you’ve soared to absurd heights, but you’re starting a war with a bird type
So this pair of shears is gonna perish here, I mean I’m made of code so you know that I got that line game down
Might be a jumble of muddled up data but your spiel’s still hurting me (glitch)
You’re the corniest hoax, but I guess it makes sense that your pasta got served with cheese (glitch)
And taking one look at this ghost brother, I don’t even need a Silph Scope just to
See that all you are is a stalker, I guess that’s why so many kids have your phone number

Herobrine:
I’m not threatened when this 2nd placeholder’s coming through
Couldn’t take this Satan spawn if you were shaped like a W (nope)
Got tons of forums all begging to see me, everyone’s dog has you locked in its PC
Both of us mess up our games pretty deeply, but last time I checked you can’t just release me
Cause I’m sneaky, and my deeds top any trick that this glitch can muster (yeah)
Can’t even count the amount of people talking ‘bout me, how’s THAT for a Missing Number?
You’re a drop in the sea of the glitches in your game, dropped into the shallows next to Cinnabar’s gym
You couldn’t beat me in fear factor or fame, go away and terrorise your dried out cartridge 

Missingno:
Take one look at me and the whole region is broken
One screenshot of you turned 4Chan into Copeland
So when you spot the next poor player that stumbles onto your cursed seed
Tell them to go speak to that Old Man the day they turn 13

Missingno Vs Herobrine - Psytube Rap Battles Bonus

King Mewtwo as Matthew Hopkins
Malina Rose as Homura Akemi
Crowd vocals by Zagranis
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Trunxks Beats

Homura Akemi (0:10):
As time passes by, humanity’s memory of you fades away even more
I’m packing grenades and guns galore, the only ‘bang’ that you know is on people’s doors
You’re not officially in the position to hunt down witches and cumulate fame
I know I'm proficient in dishing out flames, as though it's written in my very name!
Those pitchforks and torches are shit talk, not morbid
Go bitch more in forests ‘bout witches and how they're so horrid
While I keep the bombs in my storage
And drop them on Hopkins for being distorted
In his own desires to purge part of England from a threat that doesn't exist 
You got a legacy tainted by sin and your rapport with God is now sailing adrift

Matthew Hopkins (0:37):
It seems we've got competition, men, you best stay put while I step to this 
If one single wish can destroy your world, I don't even need the gallows to end a bitch!
Your show’s Groundhog Day for edgy teens; depressing, bleak, how exciting (Wow!)
So apprehensive for the girl you protect, you even leave her frightened!
SO WEAK! Your incompetence amuses, abusing your power just to fail once again?
NO SLEEP! Being restless for Madoka’s sake, then watched as she met her end
SHOW ME what you're made of, girl! That's the mark of a witch if you lack any feeling 
OH, PLEASE! Spare me from your crying, did she reshape your Universe into Steven’s?
(Ugh) You went from a slice of life, to a psychological thriller (What?!)
Mami spilled the tea on your genre twist as soon as Bebe killed her (Yeah)
Even with your heart condition, you could never kill a beat
Retreat back to your barren realm as I patrol these haunted streets

Homura Akemi (1:18):
Imposed a stigma on yourself, don’t point garden tools at me (sigh)
Your lines are rife with superstitious shit like Daemonologie
If I wanted to trust a Hopkins, I’d rather go with Lecter
I’ll abuse you like the bottle that got hit by your director!
The beta version of the Metropolitan Police 
Admonish your practices while I polish my technique
Freeze time! Turning back the tides with a bullet dance
You remind me of Sayaka-chan, you can’t come back
Inspired by the work of a hypocrite who puts his citizens through hell
Damn, not even a Grief Seed could purify your putrid heart as well

Matthew Hopkins (1:46):
How sad, you dragged on that rap verse longer than your transformation scenes
The only pain you could deal’s seizures to the epileptics, please
Defending a whiny, shite bitch, and you claim that is your ‘soul’ purpose?
She’s ascending to mighty heights while you’re stranded on Earth, worthless

Homura Akemi (1:59):
Dare speak her name with such distaste? You’re bound to face ill fate’s embrace!
The Incubators could show me their hateful ways, but any trace of you’s vague
Based your career on false accusations 
But it can’t be more disgraceful than your adaptation
On screen, you bring shame to your nation
They’ll mark your defeat as a grand celebration!

Matthew Hopkins (2:13):
You treat the lives of the magical girls like they’re more stepping stones in your quest for her love
But they still could not stop you from transforming into the very same foe that I’m destined to hunt 
Walpurgis Night locked you in a cycle of endless strife and sacrifice
Now we’re both falling into the darkness, any wish always comes at a price

ZALGO vs SiivaGunner. R∆P BATTLE! S0E2

R∆P BATTLE! w/ Mint

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