Video release December 15th.

New series in collaboration with multiple people.
did not expect this to be the premiere episode but okay
There will be a video for this, but its not coming anytime soon, as another battle for this series is higher priority for me at the moment.

In this battle, we have Pico from Boku no Pico against the Newgrounds mascot, Pico, first appearing in the Flash game by Tom Fulp, Pico's School in a battle of sex vs violence or something among those lines.

Chao as Pico (Pico's School)
Skeep☆Tieel as Pico (Boku no Pico)

Pico (PS)
First! I call shotgun; best if you pause it
Your shit’s a product of being stuck in the janitor’s closet
Death is coming for you prematurely, I won’t take this slow
Cause this guy’s gun toting and now he’s Unloaded on Pico!
You’re nothing close to Natural; your creators’ must have been High
A weeb’s shock site; your fame’s height’s a reaction from PewDiePIe
I’d rather you’d be a ghetto kid when I go Tony Montana 
It’s easy to see this battle’s outcome like apples and bananas!
 
Pico (BnP)
Time to school ya! And it’s not ‘bout the bird and the bees
You’ll be praying for release, like Nene, down on your knees
In a game with Mokkun, its true that I may suck
But in a game of mockin’ I do anything but suck!
Think this trap’s tricks make you sick? Okay then, Prico you prick
You yourself take the piss, gunning for Cassandra’s dick
I'm plain fire! Playin’ with Fire! The spitting image! Leave you burnt!
Then end you with a Blam! Blam! And this time, you won’t Return
 
Pico (PS)
Sounds like you’re pretty pissed; got a dick up where you shit?
Your STD of an OVA’s left you with five years to live!
I’m a Newgrounds’ mascot; you’re a pedo weeb’s wet dream
Who’s dropping mics sloppier than you do ice creams
 
Pico (BnP)
Let’s talk ‘bout who you hang around; and I ain’t talking her outcome
But Nene’s more a deviant than Chico’s onee-chan
Darnell couldn’t be more token even if he had a ‘fro
And this “hero’s” cookie cutter of who I’ll dunk him, CoCo!
 
Pico (PS)
I blow heads off, blowing, giving head is what this junior did
Pump this trio of loser kids full of bullets like the Uberkids
Write it in blood if suking more than skool’s what you desire
Cause I’m really in no Newgrounds when I have shotas fired!
 
Pico (BnP)
So what my legacy is infamy, cut it, make like my hair
Cause your fame’s as underground as an abandoned tunnel lair
Sorry to Crash your Castle but you’re in the shadow of Hominid
Seems that I’ve fucked you over and that I’m the one who’s dominant

Written by SkeepTieel
Beat by Marsad Men

Pico vs Pico - Rap Battle #3

December 1st, video release.

SkeepTieel as Rick and Morty
MultiSuperVids as Mr. Peabody
IcerM as Sherman

Rick: 
Think you’ve got the balls to face me, Snuffles? Oh, wait, shit
It’s the IQ of Jerry, flatter than his show on Netflix 
How tragic for us to witness your Ricksy family Business
But I’m vicious, you’re a bitch, Pup, and that makes all the difference

Morty:
I don’t know ‘bout this, Rick, 
Rick:
M-Morty don’t forget 
Their movie was produced by the same losers who milked-dry Shrek 
Morty:
Well, I’ll go on a Gazorpazorp-field day with my rhymes
Against a dad whose parenting is somehow worse than mine

Peabody:
Follow along, Sherman. Are you ready for some learnin’?
Getting’ Schfifty verse’ a nervous wreck and pedophilic vermin
Your raps are cheap- not even worth a single schmeckel, see?
Sherman: Huhh? Peabody: Well, It’s a Penny in a different currency 
Sherman:
I go underground! France, Rome, I’ve seen it all
Your show’s one half Bull, and the other half Winkle
I won’t take affliction from these Marty and Doc rejections
Pocket Morty and add him to my mineral collection

Rick:
Out of the way, Morty, Hector wish he’d never stepped to Rick 
Beat the Red Grin Grumble of rapping; I don’t expect you to “get it”
If you’re so smart Doctor Who; here’s something to teach your turd 
You can’t slap a couple words in two and hope it’s a good verse

Peabody:
Sherman, observe; this Puppy Prodigy’s rocking beats 
Throw you a bone, but I’m more sophisticated than dog treats
Kick a prepubescent ass through what you call ‘Jessica’s feet’
Boxing purposeless butter servers back with the Meeseeks

Rick:
Benjamin Frank-ly, ‘I don’t give a fuck what you think’
Morty:
You Blitz and Chips shits better had a Life Well Lived
These guys are real farts, Rick
Rick:
But it’s hardly gold they’re shittin’
We’re purging these losers Morty, 
Morty:
it’s our space dust they’ve bitten
You’re going downwards, dog, cause, soon for you’ll see 
Rick:
That your future’s as Improbable as your History
M-Morty, tell crackhead Chucky he’s a novelty plumbus
Morty:
Of all the Moon Men we’d say Bye to, 
Both:
you sure are the dumbest

Peabody:
I’m a pioneer; you’re a criminal, 
Sherman:
you’re done, there’s no WABAC
Just a petty terrorist
Peabody:
Who ironically blows at rap
Sherman:
Ooh! Mr. Peabody, is that due to the fact
That though we’ve blown this twisted wacko he’s kept his body intact?
Peabody:
Yes! Good boy Sherman, it’s a second suicide attempt
This “scientist”’s smartest decision made from his Unkempt head
For exceedingly poor verses, both of yours takes the cake
Let me bury the hatchet and let your corpses take your place

Written by Legion, Skeep, Fel and other people idk

Rick and Morty vs Mr. Peabody and Sherman - Rap Battle #1

SkeepTieel as Satoshi Hojo and Satoshi Mochida
Blank Chara as Yuka Mochida
Savannah as Satoko Hojo

Satoshi and Yuka:
It seems a predictable novel mystery’s gone awry
Let’s start by concluding cursed killers only concede When They Cry
Living in a little village of faux gods and phony onis
Pushing friends under the bridge cause you’re crazed from being lonely
Your School Days are numbered; mystery horror you’re just Another
I heard that girl really likes her nii-nii… Oh really? Oh brother...
We'll smash your face into a pulp, like fate, waiting for doom
Spitting hotter than if I were to set fire to your room
I won't need to make a fake prophet to make you two be fearing me
You're both as sink and swim as a swamped alien conspiracy
Kick the buckets of these maggots until their cries sound like singing
So if history does repeat itself then you better start swinging!

Satoshi and Satoko: 
Man, that was rough… meh, I’ve seen sharper in ohagi
Lets batter em up real good and show them a real Corpse Party
You should’ve thought twice! Counted more: this ain’t the soy you bargained for
We won't Hanyuu an escape -and it’s more than just a blocked door!
It’s not the gore crossing the line, but -hmm… how should I put it?
You and your nii-nii’s special bathtime should remain Missing Footage!
Best not miss your footing down those creaky old wooden stairs
Cause you’ll find yourself tumbling down Shion’s underground lair
It’s only fair! There must be sacrifice for each death from this cursing
Drifting cotton not just in the teddy nii-nii tried reserving
Ain’t just a case of deja vu when your lines are stuck in a time loop
It’s time for a clubbing; the punishment game? Ooo! Bat-su!

Satoshi and Yuka:
Make no mistake; I’m assured we’ll drag you down to hell
Both we and Shion think the Hojo’s flow’s gone down the well
Who knew a piece of paper could cast a more threatening spell?
But oh well! The ringing bell’s the end, but what’s that meaty smell?
Oh, it’s your creepy harem! But you’re dead and Keiichi fills your place
What’s a bat to the head to a pair of scissors in your face?
Shinozaki outdid Sono, now three dead kids want to play
In any case I know the preferred thing you do is run away

Satoshi and Satoko:
Ironic losing arms is the consequence of your handing (ah-hahah)        
Naomi’s got the hots for you but how’s that left Seiko hanging?
Act your age you flat brat, I'm a masterful trap artist
We’ll add the incestous to the spirited away, departed
These aren't visions of a past world, -you’re really just a dreamer
Completely lost me at your Blood Drive like it's your friend’s anemia
We’ll begin from the start; a new story; a page to tear anew
Rebirthed, so here’s one for good luck: Sachiko we beg of you!

Beat produced by Allrounda
Written by SkeepTieel

Satoshi and Satoko Hojo  vs Satoshi and Yuka Mochida - Rap Battle #2

Merry crima!

Zawsome as Jack Skellington
SkeepTieel as Jack Frost

Jack Skellington:
What's this? A vapid sentimentalist for a king to diss?
The squash sovereign’s not amiss from missiles nor hockey sticks
I would deign to let Marilyn Manson cover this confrontation
As a bastion of ice attempts to chill a man with no circulation!
Bewildered by the fact your film didn’t hit it big at the bank?
Fairy tales aren’t as Hot a Topic as catering to teen angst!
The Invisible Man’s akin to a vamp, you’re the picture!
Its bleached Edward Cullen ‘gainst a Halloween trickster!
I’ll obliterate this boy of superstition, he's fictitious! 
Falsely associated with Christmas, ridding you’s on my wishlist!
You’re a misfit weenie! A Zero with no roots of being hallowed!
I’ll own this brat on the mic! I’ve got it on Lock, Shock and Barrel!

Jack Frost:
Let me break the ice. I’m here to steal the Pumpkin King’s throne
Cuz if those were his best lines, then he’s lacking a backbone
I’ll be blunt to knock you out with the points I’ll bring forth:
What are a pair of Sandy Claws to the two blades from North?
If I'm gonna stick it to ya, might as well snap you in half
I’ll stop the motions of a gangly man with a swipe of my staff
Born from Old Man Winter but that visage’s in the past
Don’t you think Tim Burton’s too aged to be doing arts and crafts?
With bars as stitched together as your love and how you treat her
Just suck an egg. I’m hip-hoppin’ on this beat like I just had Easter
Reppin’ the literal chillest season, loved by all around the nation
While this Grinch stole Christmas, ain’t that cultural appropriation?

Jack Skellington:
When I believe I’ll win, I won’t let that light fade!
I’ll keep your chestnuts roasting under the deadly night’s shade!
It’s DreamWorks’ ambition that they'd be able to sell ya
But Disney snuffed out that light and chilled with your girl, Elsa!

Jack Frost:
Quit spitting or else I'll keep your mouth stitched up, Jack
I’ll Oogie Boogie ‘gainst this sad sack whose future’s Pitch Black
I’ll be Making Halloween like Santa Clause 2’s on my mind
I'm more than nippin’ at your nose! You could say… Frost-bites!

Jack Skellington:
Oh, you bite alright, but those teeth are nothing close to exemplary 
You’ll find that my toothsome grin will be your last memory!
You’re ‘bout to buckle under the ice! I know ‘bout history repeating
There’s three hundred and sixty four days ‘til your next beating!

Jack Frost:
Cat caught your tongue? Or stuck on a pole’s ice?
The man in the moon said I’m lit! I’ll off you in the dead of night!
Got the snowballs to cast shots at a half-ass Disney clone
And sure enough; my stick and stones DID break your bones!

Beat produced by HST

Written by Skeep, Legion, R the Writer, Dani Frias, Red

Jack Skellington vs Jack Frost - Bonus Rap Battle

Video release in about a week or so.

SkeepTieel as Ganta Igarashi
VinnyO as Yukiteru Amano
Savannah as Shiro/Wretched Egg
garbageGothic as Yuno Gasai

Ganta Igarashi:
Your [DEAD END]’s before a Deadman, you’re target number one
A fragile phone turns to scrap in the blast of the Ganta Gun!
I murder Snakes with Crows while you choke against children
So feel free to rap, or don’t. You’ve always made No Difference.

Yukiteru Amano:
0:22. Igarashi rashly chokes on the track.
I won’t take crap from weakly kids motivated by flashbacks
Got another school killer with which to have a heart to heart
Cause I’ve got a penchant for stopping criminals with a dart!

Ganta Igarashi:
You don't seem to get it, so I'll put it this way
Your romance was so bland your creator replaced you with Akise!
Go hide under your blanket, freak! Your world’s a blasphemous fallacy!
You’re no pal to me! Like Frank Zappa: absurdity’s your reality!
I’ll make a Carnival Corpse of this Stockholm Syndromed clown
Cast Points, break joints and make this bystander stand his ground
I’ve got that blood flow! I’m sorry, Condor, it’s a shame,
That he’ll be the second Yuki to be engulfed in flames!

Yukiteru Amano:
This goes for the both of us: to live, you have to win
But now I understand that awful rap was your Branch of Sin 
In this Dog Race, I’ve got both the bark and bite of Hinata!
So don’t think of getting ahead of yourself like Azami, Ganta!
You’re naught but a Nameless Worm as that virus you’re infected with
A literal toxic brat! Even more-so than the Fifth!
In Survival Games, you couldn’t even win your prison hierarchy!
A myriad of death that Mosaics the Future... -Diary! 

Shiro:
(Don’t bully Ganta!)
Raps taste better with a friend! N-no Shiro! Stay back!
No worries Ganta, Shiro knows he won’t survive her rap attack!
Shiro will spit fiery raps! Like po-data chips, you blow!
Shiro will do upon you and the Ninth like how they did to Crow!
Wretched Egg:
The gloves are off. Ace Man is here, and he’s setting loose
on those with rhymes so systematic, I won’t hold back, Mother Goose.
First one out’s a rotten egg! Stick to wallowing in self pity.
Or I’ll knock you to you new a world… aren’t the stars so pretty?

Yuno Gasai:
(I’m here for you Yuki~!) 
I’m Yuki’s armor to rival your bodysuit, pervert!
Leave you screaming bloody murder until all I hear are Murmurs! 
Rewriting futures; I’m the jotter! I’ll do you in for Yuki, proper!
You goner! This stalker slaughters an airhead, ah~! I’ll pop her!
And her self righteous piece of shit blinder than that justice freak 
Won’t make it bloodless! Make murder luscious any day of the week!
This fight’s pink and white! Sickly sweet versus frivolous and fruity!
And while you do it for the cookies, I’ll be in bed doing Yuki! (ahahaha~!)

Ganta Igarashi:
Your 10,000 years of solitude doesn’t stack up a G Block!
The last one standing, and the first mic to be dropped!
Yukiteru Amano:
This is like taking Candy from a baby, I’ve made like Yoh
Wood’s-pecker didn’t make it to third Ace, man ...Yuno.

Beat produced by Kustom
Written by Legion and Skep

Ganta Igarashi vs Yukiteru Amano - Rap Battle #4

ignore this 
this is just for organization 
this is just a reupload

f00pz as swordsdude
fel as rapidash

Rapidash vs Flame Swordsman - Bonus Rap Battle

I'm sorry

Mancha as Ugandan Knuckles no. 1
Skeep as Ugandan Knuckles no.  2
Frenzy as Ugandan Knuckles no. 3

garbageGothic as Maki Nishikino

Ugandan Knuckles:
Come my bruddas, to show de pride of da Knuckles clan
Unite for Uganda to spit on and ‘gainst this woman
We will show de elitist loner some tribal shunning
Look at de clok clok clok clok! Action is coming!
In Uganda, we stick together unlike your band of rebels
and gay lesbian girls who are empowered by de devil
Do you know de way? We will find our queen some day
While you're not real Ugandan; you're fake like Zimbabwe
Maki:
I guess I'm playing a solo; I'm okay with being lonely
That I'd rather be than a tribe that worships a dragon loli
Its open mic night. I’d throw tomatoes, but that’d be a waste
I’m the headlining performance tonight! Get the hell off the stage!
In reciting lyrics, you’ll find I’m well composed
Pitch perfect! Prose pros? I’m hitting ‘em, take note!
To think you’d mumble rap was expecting too many tings
So run your mouth flaps! I’ll show you how Knuckles Sings!
Are you trying to be funny? You know I don't chuckle.
You’re literally dirt poor. You know I'd rather flex my knuckles.
While your conga line bangs bongos in chat rooms trying to rush in
I’ll J-Pop your bloated bodies; strike with my type of percussion!
Ugandan Knuckles:
Live and Learn bruddas, she do not know de slang
Screw de rainbows and Kannas, we da real gucci gang
De Knuckles tribe will beat you red and blue like Pepsi cola
Den we’ll cough an infectious rap and give you ebola
We have no water in Uganda and yet we still flow better
Bootleg No brand girl is under de weather
Too stubborn for Ugandan, you way too tsundere
You do not know if de Nico girl swings dat way
All Ugandans know kung-fu; I'll demonstrate profusely
Beat de crap out you in fisticuffs like Ugandan Bruce Lee
Dig in de sand for love gems and yet you’re still free to play
De only idol we support is when we go AFK
Maki:
What’s that? I don’t understand you. Just drop the accent
Even out of game, you man children have a bad scent!
Speaking over layered vocals just proves you have no flow
Brandishing my knuckles and making you be like “oh no”
You’re washi washi washed up! And no, you won’t cop a feel
Your primitive mentality is your achilles heel!
I love to celebrate the fact that I'll upstage you any day! 
So bow down to your queen! I'll show you how to Go My Way!

Written by SkeepTieel

Ugandan Knuckles vs Maki Nishikino - Bonus Rap Battle

Tuna as Robotboy
SkeepTieel as Astro Boy

Astro Boy:
Yo, robo-Pinocchio, don’t short-circuit from my flow
I’ll puppeteer this Robot-boytoy and his Gepetto from Tokyo
I’m the first big anime aired in America, making the genre known
While you made people question Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?
Ventured past the galaxies and those manufactured in factories
I’m energized to the core; I’ll stomp you flat like your batteries
You’re an inferior bootleg way more faulty than Cobalt is
Against seven amazing powers this copy’s completely powerless
Robotboy:
Wall-E’s a mortal dolly; on the surface where the dirt is
Couldn’t please pretentious papa so got caged in robo-circus
Best if Astro go home or he be my target to lay hurt on
I learn to be real boy while you learn to put shirt on
Could beat you deactivated: Robotboy is that unstoppable
Much spacious and hollow but nothing close to astronomical
You a third to your papa, so what Astro has to show?
A failure to and from him cause he could not learn to program flow

Astro Boy:
Your broke English discriminates; made in China you chime
While I’m the Mighty Atom besting Mega Man and No. 9
You can’t play me for a fool, I don’t play by robotic rules
Cause unlike your Flash animation, I’m bringing it old school!

Robotboy:
You are lesser than a boy; an even worse dog than Sparky
Who box-office bombed like a Dr Kamikazi
Your inability to grow is bigger than Elefun’s nose
A Protoboy broker than a failed XJ or one of my bros

Leannaire as Jenny Wakeman

Jenny Wakeman:
Enough of the kid stuff, Boys, meet this Teenage Robot’s Life
I save the planet from bug-eyes like you and make it home by five
You’ve got under the Exo-Skin of this fembot heroine
Who’s crushing you like a hydraulic press or if you were Sheldon
Astro’s got reboots and reboots like a cash-cow cop out 
While Robotboy looks like the play-thing of a Preschool Dropout
I Speak No Evil but this stereotype’s incomprehensible
Your Trash Talk is feeble, try to vent against one so sensible
Your losses are set in President Stone, just keep it at that
Cause I’m not the only Peacekeeper absorbed by capitalist rats 
Chipper with no chip or core, just an Infectious Personality
It’s not the one made to be human with the most humanity!

Beat(s) produced by Kustom
Written by SkeepTieel
Mixed by SkeepTieel

Robotboy vs Astro Boy - Rap Battle #5

Like everything I make, this was probably unexpected.

Mancha as Dr Horrible
fairytalefanatic101 as Penny (cameo)
Julian as Seymour Krelborn
Brodecai as Audrey II

Written by GIR 5 Life

Beat by Tristan

Seymour:
Starting a skirmish on Skid Row? This skeevy stalker’ll get devoured!
I’ll Joss the strife filled love life of this Adult Doogie Howser.
Closed this Villain’s script for Renovation; Sorry semi sadists!
Sitting through an hour Love Triangle…? I’m sure you guys can make it…
Through me applying dirt with Caring Hands, and asking him to Grow;
So he doesn’t crash when he knows that his depressed status IS quo.
Head out, Billy Buddy! Even if you jack more Wonder-Flow-Nium;
There’s gonna be more spatters of red dots over the linoleum.

Dr. Horrible:
Your Faustian nonsense’s exhausted! The populace don’t want to Seymour!
That’s why when I kill you AND the beat, the League’ll let me in for sure!
So Moisture Buddy, grab the camera! We’ve got a new crime to vlog
“SAVAGE ROAST IN LITTLE SHOP LAY’S WASTE TO SHMUCKS AND THEIR GREENE THOTS!”
When you embraced your cheesy core, man you seemed a novice chemist!
So why’s the most realistic romance with foremen and oedipal tenants?! 
And if you’re watching, Bad Horse; behold! My Evil is on the Rise;
I reopened the wounds of a cutter claiming he “did it for the Vine!”

Audrey II:
Oooh!
Seymour, you didn’t tell me you had dentist leftover!
Pretty nifty gadget, man; I think I’ll make some Frozen Yogurt.
Emulating ya Emmy highjack when I contribute to this groove;
You’ll wish this shit stopped at Act 2 after I come for you!
You move like a…human! Punk, I’m more animated than yo support cast!
And you….talk! Noooooo shit, Sherlock? Nice Guy’sTM do catch on last! 
Did the writers for your Megamind ass strike out again? Oooh, Tough Titty, sweet pea~
You ain’t got material for sequels, let alone meat to FEED ME!
86’in this ‘lil bitch reeeeal quick; like I’m eclipsing a Somminex-esque sucker.
I reflect your shoddy shots, brother! I’m a Mean, Green Motherfucker!
growl Shit, these rhymes threw off Suppertime. I’ve got an idea…
Hope you can find a Brand New Day somewhere else; BYE BYE FELICIA!

*doorbell rings*

Penny:
Billy?

(Audrey eats Penny or something lol)

*BELCH*

Dr. Horrible:
I can’t Believe My Eyes; a jiving flytrap just snuffed out my loves light;
Krelborn, ask for your dollar ninety five back... I am fine.
You’ve spread to every US household? Humankind IS insane!
Produce a Mutant to oppose, and I knock ‘em Off-Broadway!
All your spores are singing “Up Yours! Ma, you’re getting straight up murdered!”
And they’re absolutely correct; I’ve experienced crashing servers.
This Plant’s packing sarcasm; wow! More derivative than I thought.
You gotta sift through at least Four scripts, Top’s, to reach actual plot!
Oz makes you seem at odds with yourself; your string pulling shtick is Slipping...
Keep your predecessor’s name fitting, Tooey; submit to your new King!
So they may say, “Don’t eat the plant!” but I deserve this happy ending...
Go eat my Hammer of a dick, miffed Triffid; I won’t feel a thing.

Seymour Krelborn vs Dr. Horrible - RB Side B (Valentine's Special)

this time its an anime special

bearandrocky1 as Natsuki
CookieSaurus as Nico Yazawa
Beat produced by Kustom
Written by Skeep

Nico:
Nico Attacks! She’s a schooling idol! Best one of all time! She’s unbridled!
A recycled archetype’s gone viral? I won’t let your likes come and steal my title!
The feisty first-year’s frightened! She’s faceless and turning white!
Little prideful? I’ve earned the right! Let’s see if the pasty pastry chef’s got the bite! 
You can’t Start to Dash and jumpscare me! I won’t let that dream come true!
Cause you’ll be gone in a neck snap like BiBi-di bobbidi boo!
How can you learn to love the new boy if you can’t learn to Love Life?
The pun-ishment for cute crimes is that Nat-suki must dai! (hahaha)

Natsuki:
Oh co-Mon, ika! Now that pun doesn’t even make sense!
It’s a stretch -looking under the vending machine for more cents!
Now to beat this little brat’s nothing to dealing with Yuri’s crap
So forget what’s in my file! I’ll wipe your smug face off the UV map!
I’ll Be Your Beach on the beat so that you get to know me!
Can’t hear your Heart’s Melody over mine going Doki Doki!
I’m fly! Nico can try me, but that’s all she can manage
Cause hoping your dreams came true was nothing but a loli gagging!

Nico:
You’re baked! A-RISE and awake! I’ll spit cold, make Snow halate!
Compensating the size of your chest as a batch of a-cup, cakes!
Just go run back to your papa if you think you’re beating me
I’ll have won the fans’ hearts when I go Nico Nico Nii!

Natsuki:
That’s supposed to be cute? Vomit inducing, what’s the buzz?!
I expected a good comeback. I  w a s  w a i t i n g,  I  r e a l l y  w a s...
Let’s take your overdone trope and show how shallow we’ve become
I ’ v e  b e a t e n  t h e  s h i t  o u t  o f  y o u  a n d  I ’ m  g o i n g  t o  t e l l  e v e r y o n e

Natsuki vs Nico Yazawa - Rap Battle #?

this time its a chao birthday special

Chao as Norman Babcock
Skeep as Nate Adams
Written by Skeep and Matthew
Beat produced by Tristan

Norman:
It’s a good thing I’m able to talk to the deceased
‘Cause with your dead fanbase, there’s no way you could compete
P-render fairytale ghosts aGhast, namely for the sake of Aggie
But who'd not hate your stolen story? This best not be a Draggie
Can’t own me with your Oni, and your pets left in captivity?
Nothing in your watch could stop Paranorman’s Activity
Got a trilogy already? Like Hopkins, it’s getting old
So let’s turn up the heat. Grandma’s feet are getting cold

Nate:
I'm on a witch hunt, but won't take much to unMask 
the relatively more embarrassing than grandpa with my raps
I'll Blaz-ya-on the mic! With a Whisper you’ll turn white
Got an Infinite Inferno to stop-motions and time alike
Storming up a typhoon flow you won't Bear, so best you be ready
Better bug out or catch that your rhymes aren't even close as rich as Eddie
Your flows as Faux as Kappa, like Tublappa with my licks
Pass this primitive pilgrim who can't play it straight like Mitch

Norman:
Brewing a typhoon? Know that I'm calm before the storm
You’re an average kid gifted ectoplasm while I’ve set the Norm
In keeping emotions in control, I can say I can’t be better, its
because this simple kid compared has got an average temperament 

Nate:
If Lie-in’s all Wotchagot, then the time is now to stop it
Your town of sheep are the real zombies; both tragic and ironic
My pilgrimage to burn you’s a grim image, that’s brutality
Times up! I've burnt this witch with no need of a mob mentality

Norman Babcock vs Nate Adams - Side B Rap Battle

The final battle of Wave 1.

VinnyO as Lelouch vi Britannia
ProjectAlpha22 as Light Yagami
ZaBanpaiaNeko as C.C.
Yobar as Ryuk
Beat produced by 2Deep
Written by Skeep

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ElbBSZbVrn8w3z5xHKnHg_ef11V-R2U1pxNz1RlrONM/edit?usp=sharing

Kira vs Zero - Rap Battle #6

haiii domo konichiwa snepais im her with a rap battle for u <333

skepe (me) as koneko-chan
skeep as raku-chan
skeep as poocheee
skeep as pasnsy

writen by watashi nd zim

art by watashi

beet by diaomd style producotn

lyricks: ^_^

Poochee and Pansy:
This won’t have a fairytale ending so go ahead and chase it!
You know that we’re ballin’ so go eye to eye and face it
This faux shoujo’s got no mojo so we’ll cut their series short
So jump to the scare and scream in pain as you retort
Planely, you must be crazy to think cats would win in a dogfight
You’ll see more than a bit of a blood when you find out how dogs bite!
Commissions are open! The sweet NEET’s out of employment
Your show couldn’t even be taken in with ironic enjoyment!

Raku and Koneko:
Animation fight 2 ugly dogs??? Is that supposed 2 be hints??!!?!?!
Ur into reallly weird stuff >_< is this bdMS Paint shitt?????
ur worse than our jiggle fisics, self desprication’s in more then bulimia 
we be spittin a vry fast rap bbtbfbtbb like ah!! Too fast!! Nyyyaaaaa XC
Ur all bark and no bite, yea ur both just big talkers
I had enuff of this gay shit like hitoshi-san and his stalker
nya u stupid ass hoes aho aho baka baka
hurt my fucking feelies and il scream like AAAAAAAAAA

Poochee and Pansy:
Oh no! We’ve gone deaf! This must be our biggest obstacle
What is this kind of evil deed that these pair of slobs have pulled?
Cause you might be breakin’ sounds but you sure ain’t at your peak!
We’re the ruffest pups in the litter! Ain’t even flavor of the week
You’re just a pair of spastics with a matching demographic
While we attract horror addicts like how you are with catnip!
So with your dry tongue licks, I think you both should go and suck it!
We’ve both dogged you out! End of the best friends’ couplets.

Raku and Koneko:
Planely u must be crazy 2 think dogs would win in a catfight
Raku that doesnt work cuz dogfights are about planes. ohh right
Ill hecking frame u for murder but ur a single frame
I dont know how 2 make that into a punchline that was super lame
Ur not important like secondary characters who the heck are u
This litterboxing and u better pick up after urself ew
We’ll gangadiddle hitoshi-san, no fuck off bitch he’s mine
sorry babe, stabs rakuchan, holy h*ck i died for a second time


please end my life

Poochee and Pansy vs Nyan Neko Sugar Girls - Rap Battle Side B

This time, its a classic cartoon special.

Seth as Fred Jones
Skeep as Astolfo
Written by Skeep
Beat produced by Tristan

Astolfo:
As a servant, its my Grand order to bring your final fate!
So as a Paladin of Charlemagne, I’ll win this for my master’s sake!
A Holy Rap War, your traps I’ll verbally disarm
Servant’s servin’ ya, decapitate ya by his sword with this arm!

Fred Jones:
Time to unmask its gender, gang! I’ll be the one ou-trapping you!
Is Hitler in your show? I’ll abuse your ass like he beat le jews
So dang submissive, no wonder your class is Rider!
So eat it you French femboy! I hope you’re not a biter!

???:
Hewwo???? is this thing on????
Chihiro Fujisaki:
Call off your Rube Goldberg machines; let’s go mano a mano!
As part of my training yo! I sure hope my life isn’t cut short!
And I've devised a little program to Alter your Ego
Now try to lead your gang of misfits when you're dommed by Chihiro!

Fred Jones:
Your floppy disk of a hard drive is in for a fixin’
You’re trap Jesus and I’m in the mood for a crucifixion 
Get a Clue! You’ll have no chance to rebuke when I’m through, bitch
And while you stay forever dead, I'll constantly get rebooted!

???:
Nyyaaaa
Felix Argyle:
Listen up you fuckstyick, my nyame’s Felix, meowswares
Healer, knyight, yes the carpet matches the drapes dyown there
You’ll be dead like Rem against Trapass by Kustyom Beats
When I Crusch you flat like me with my paws and my feet
This cat’s a carnivore when compared to yo vegetarian
You wouldn’t beat up a girl, would nya, Hannya Barbarian?
Just chill out, Robbie Rotten and leave ya weak traps for later
Cuz the strongest trap’s unmasked! Felix the rap gladiator! 


Fred Jones:
I think it’d be more a fair fight if I brought in my series mascot
But it doesn’t matter; I’ll neck a neko with my ascot
So new mystery: why are you so gay? A compelling dilemma! 
Stick to third wheeling, Ferris, sit in the corner with Velma
The greatest trap master is finna leave blue prints on ya
So take it like a man and make yo silly cat tics gone, nya
Oh god, furry infection; whack it off ‘fore it unfurls 
And yes, I would not beat up a girl, so good thing you’re not a girl

???:
*police sirens*
Weeooo weeoooo
I’m back
Pico:
For another round! My stamina lies in bed and rap
So figuratively hop off my dick! I won’t be taking crap
From a cocky jock boytoy to his basic bitch Daphne!
So here’s a different type of gangbang when my trio caps knees!
Don’t Tsuretest me! You’ll get beat through Pico’s song!
You’re not reliable to upload music files like Picosong
Hop in Astolfo’s Volvo; I’ll drop cream in your van
With the climax of my verse! Look ma, no hands!

Fred Jones:
This is a sausage fest, yo, where are the top tier babes?
The real mystery is how you haven’t caught some severe aids
And I’m adopted, but you face some really bad parental issues
Did I strike a nerve? No? ...for what else will I need tissues?
Out of the closet! You know monsters come out at night
CoCo’s like Nosferatu; who’s been flickering the lights?
I am Fredrick Herman Jones, you’re a red dicked hermit alone
In a world with no real people. Ask your friend to hold the phone.

Actually, no. I’m done with this gay shit, goodbye

Skeep as Chihiro Fujisaki, Felix Argyle and Pico

Beats produced by Tristan, The Unbeatables and Beatg33kz

Fred Jones vs Astolfo - Rap Battle #?

Avav as Dark Samus
Boris as Shadow the Hedgehog

Beat produced by Anywaywell

Written by Neo/Jack

Dark Samus:
Scanning lifeform. A hedgehog, but not one seen before
There's far too many edges. Hold on. There's more. 
Amnesia. Swearing. Guns and bad attitude.
You're an artifact from the 2000’s trying to be crude
You corrupted your franchise, from what I can see.
Got so many characters, I can't tell which ones are OCs
You rose to fame, a hero to every teenage boy.
But chaos control or not, you'll get verbally destroyed.
Built to cure disease, but can't fix your sick in the head fans
Blast a plasma ring in you. Leave nothing left to scan.
The biggest disaster you've been apart of since 06
You can call me Maria, ‘cause my lines are sick.

Shadow the Hedgehog:
Hmph. Alright Venom. Wanna talk ‘bout being past your Prime?
You haven't had a real game since the Wii, get with the times
The age of isolation and bland expiration’s passed
You wanna be popular now? Ya gotta go fast!
It’s no use! I'll wipe you out with a Sonic Boom,
Even Metal Sonic has more personality than you.
I'm on more screens than Kraid! Phazon fakers don’t phase me
You got rehashed in Fusion. Talk about lazy.
The Federation Force is more enjoyable than you.
A toxic copy, without the appeal of the zero-suit
You tried to spark hope, force yourself back into people's minds
But now the Echoes are “Where's that DAMN fourth Metroid Prime?”

Shadow the Hedgehog vs Dark Samus - Rap Battle Side B

Shadow vs Dark Samus (ALTERNATE VERSION)

Sorry about Sayori vs Seiko, it was deleted by Monika, so I'll have to remake it all over again.

Avav as Yuri
Jxnny as Kotonoha Katsura

Yuri:
My poetry’s effulgent; freehand damagrafik magic
Ghost Under The Light’s possessive of your demographic’s addicts
Bookmarks, not bruises, I’m reserved, quiet, reclusive!
Though, I can’t hold back now… I’m bout to be abusive!
But aren’t you used to it? Little miss submissive cuck slut?
Take your problems by the head and take the top off! T h a t ’ s  f u c k e d  u p !
As for my verse, its Wheel turns, like those seven holy stakes
But you’re too hung up on yourself: Cross Days!
Kotonoha:
Now miss, I don’t mean to bust your back like how your bod is
But I’m the goddess you should worship, and that’s being modest
Lusting over Bavarois boytoys, giving your own peers hate
And like your namesake, you couldn’t even play it straight
Planting a Garden of Words of which I’ll nurture to beat ya
A joke lost in translation. Kotonoha no Niwa
I’m not half the monster you are, but you’ve really pushed my buttons
So unlike Sayori, keep them shut and just stick to the cuttin’!
Yuri:
(note she makes weird noises throughout this verse, breathing, moaning, sharp inhaling)
Going eye to Eye? This girl I’ll Mark-ov. I’ll show her.
Cut her? B U T  I  B A R E L Y  K O T O N O H A
...sorry, did I yell? THEN I’VE GOTTA MAKE A LOUDER SOUND
HER THIRD EYE STARES DAGGERS A S  M Y  H E A R T  P O U N D S
*stabs herself*
Kotonoha:
The dirty work was your deed; win’s like Makoto: in the bag
But you have the cutting edge..! -In being an obsessive hag
I’ve got it on tape; no self-insert penned in your vestibule
At least my School Days didn’t end before the festival.
Written by el Skepe and Legion with additional help from Zim (a bit)

Yuri vs Kotonoha Katsura - Rap Battle #?

surprise

Skeep as Alejandro
Mancha as Robbie Rotten

Beat by heck you dan bull

Robbie Rotten:
Are you a real villain? Put a hero in their place?
Have you ever gone Dick Dastardly on your wacky race?
Only in failure? Well, let me cut to the chase! 
It’s a piece of cake to break your pretty face! (Hey!)

Alejandro:
Now I don’t recall visiting Iceland through our World Tour
But this won’t be a challenge! Chris, feel free to drop the reward
‘Cause he’s about as expendable as any dumbass thot
Drop one more dummy when I leave him Really Really Really Hot!
Angered like a raging bull, I’ll leave you seeing red like ole!
You can’t compete against me in rap. Neither you nor Jose
You’re getting the Drop of Shame like a leaf trap, you’re done, yo!
Who makes the Ladies go Gaga? Ale-ale-jandro!

Robbie Rotten:
You jumped the shark! And I’m not chasing up a cliff-hanger!
My status took off! Your rickety plane belongs in its hangar!
I’m married to villainy! Your charm’s superficial, I’m courteous!
Your show’s ratings flopped with your inclusion, call you Sportacus!
Burn you beyond recognition, bust out the Drama Machine
Chin up, boy and just stop being a Total Drama queen!
I'll be the one kicking your Netherlands like Heather, call her bluff
You trail behind me in this race, forever the runner-up

Alejandro:
Step up your A game, Robbie, your normie bars are way behind
Biggest meme of '17 but couldn't make it into Rewind!
Your jokes aren't even yours. You owe the Bee Movie and Nutshack
Unlike your sickness, I pray to god you won't make a comeback
I pull the strings. Your town's riddled with literal puppets
So you should take a page from Bridget and just learn how to shut it
Manipulation’s my forte, believe it. That ain’t no pair of lies.
Even got the leg up in being able-bodied when I’m paralysed!
I’m a villain as advertised. You’re a hero to slobs like Owen
So shove it, I’ve seen hastily crafted flax boats more flowin’!
I’m first class! Have you not been schooled by one so fly?
Literal in the sky! There’s so much I want to do ‘fore you die!

Robbie Rotten:
I’m the Master of Disguise! You’re the master of none
But picking off your competition like then there was one!
It’s lonely at the top, but I’m goin’ underground as my base is!
An in it to win it mentality is your sole basis!
Now I know you were in ‘All-Stars” not of the Smash Mouth variety
There can only be one villain who’ll be crowned for notoriety! 
Though you witness my sickness you'll be the one who's ill fated
Couldn't pack peanuts against me! Consider Al eliminated!

Alejandro vs Robbie Rotten - Rap Battle Side B

EEEEH?!?

Siege Rising as Sakamoto
S C O PSY as Amanojaku

Beat produced by Nine Diamond
Written by Skeep and Siege Rising

Amanojaku:
This might get uglier than all of my Scooby-Doo team
But your lesbo quartet’s the most noseless girls I’ve ever seen
Get a matching voice! Show you how Kaya catfishes
You can’t outrun a ghost if you can’t Mai’s pack of bitches!
Trapped fleabag cadaver, do one up whatever this cat can
I eat fear for breakfast like fucking Scarecrow from Batman
I’m a frickin’ freaky ghost, man, supernatural thriller
You’re a jackass full of fluff. Just spit your verse, line filler.

Sakamoto:
Am I inclined to face the cat from Coraline? Jeez, you’re hopeless
With no spine of his own, this ogre’s opus’ boneless
I’ll leave you more choked up than any rope leash
When I make an afternoon nap a permanent spiritual sleep!
Ain’t jankenpon! Won’t settle for stalemates -no Taishou
Cause as any spirits go, you’re like Dimple from Mob Psycho
Edginess and dated references don’t attract classics
And that bumbling brat of yours just saw his cat get ass kicked

Amanojaku:
For gods sake, get that rag off your neck and throw in the towel
Like, eeeeh?! That childish gag’s only good for teaching vowels
Rolled over like in sleep, crushing pussy is my kink
You can’t run your mouth with no lip flaps to sync!
My gag dub flipped the script and the cat lands on its feet
While it took seven years for your release on DVD
I’m off to catch a couple Zs, ending this song, show’s over
I bared fangs, not moe, you barely catnipped, I’m sober

Sakamoto:
You’re all talk no threat, 100% snark
It’s an open book test; got an 80% mark!
Pack a Shark bite, addicted like the brat is, spittin’ bars
Not even Nano can pull off the look of how screwed you are
Can’t reanimate you with your constant convulsions and strokes
This Ghost’s Story’s laughable; superstitious Nakano-joke
Gimmick life in the present; rid legends like chasing a mouse, old?
Another peaceful day at the Shinonome household.

Sakamoto (Nichijou) vs Amanojaku (Ghost Stories) - Rap Battle Side B

I sure do love my cousin

Video release date, October 5th.

F00PZ as Kanon (Umineko)
Sicopsyva as Yuichi Aizawa (Kanon)
Savannah as Ayu Tsukimiya (Kanon)

Yuichi:
Gotta say, man - looks like you're in a jam
Least you wound up chilling in the freezer with your old man
I gave Kitagawa some knocks to put him back in order
But I never expected to diss an actual porter!
Who should port himself better, you’re slouching sloppy
But I’m spitting hot altogether like it’s taiyaki!
Watch me boldly saving maidens like Ayu! Uguu~
I’m a good samaritan, you help cuz you’re paid to!

Kanon:  
Young master. I recommend you adjust the manner in which
You back a demon hunting bitch in assaulting the Golden Witch!
And as much as you find a spare Hope being handy
If I sought resurrection, I’d ask my cousin Angie.  
Ah, but gloriously Kobayashi is returning burns!
So take a seat! You’re being served by furniture!
And you’re a slacker - borrow motivation from that fox?
For Akiko-sama, I’ll unload on the freeloader - get a job.

Yuichi:
And Lion comes in like March - a month too late
The first master Key will make your locked rooms break!
Like I break down psyches and break friends out of comas
Higurashi’s breakout exploit is blander than your 4-komas!
Took hold of my school and I’m golder than you’ve ever been
So when I call you a sellout I don’t mean like at Comiket!
I see you struggling with luggage like bro, do you even lift?
Your muscles are about as thick as your imaginary dick!

Kanon:
I counter! This is the Requiem of the Golden Witch!
On a mic, I Rock-enjima and explode like the ending!
Pachelbel’s baroque against the Seventh Expansion?
How can I be mad? Bitch, I sleep in a mansion!
And I’m meta, the better embedded in red letters
A truth quite unlike Makoto told in seagull feathers
Every human lives! You’re a tragedy without stakes!
But I’ve called the Seven Sisters to pierce your nape!

Written by thelegion, thewholelegion, and nothingbuthelegion

Yuichi Aizawa vs Kanon - Rap Battle #7

The final of the Doki Doki trilogy arc of Rap Battles: Rebooted. 
Retconned most of the story points that I planned, but oh well. 
Originally slated for a Season 2 release, but might as well just upload it now, since I have no real use for delaying its release other than having a DDLC battle every single wave.

Upbeat, lively and adorable vice president of the Literature Club and childhood friend, Sayori from the visual novel Doki Doki Literature Club hangs out with her pal, Seiko Shinohara, a frisky, cheeky and lively student from the RPG Maker game, Corpse Party.
They have a playful bout with some slam poetry and nothing bad happens.
very well made game 

Avav as Seiko Shinohara
CookieSaurus as Sayori

Beat produced by FIFTY VINC
Written by Skeep with additional help from Legion and Zim 

Seiko:
I’m not waiting at the green light, this isn’t your start
Better take a seat and keep dat ass parked!
I hit hard like depression but there’s still hopes on the way!
So hold your chest up high; I’ll still grab it anyway
My raps won’t be getting dry, cuz on this track I’m buttering!
Ain’t no game’s fault when your recital’s nothing but stuttering!
It’s the school of hard knocks! Better shut the damned door!
I’ll make an ass of you! Creamed! Happy Thots all on the floor!

Sayori:
A poem never ends, but I’ll put that one on ice
Cuz despite being nice, you’ll find being Lit is my vice!
Wanna see a pervy girl bent over and kneeling?
I fail to see your love for Naomi as no hard feelings!
Facing me is suicide! Foreshadowing is Darkened!
Tell Monika I went home lyrically sick, so pardon!
Hey, I love your lyrics but I still gotta flame ya!
I’ll assist a youth in asia with her own euthanasia!

Seiko:
Ooh, you’re bitter, sweetie! Left me with a sour taste!
More jealous than Natsuki! You could at least save face!
If hell’s what you’re after, then this school is pretty well damning!
Tell ‘em Nao-! ...hey, what are you? Don’t leave me-! …*gasps* ...

Sayori:
What’s the point of rapping? It doesn’t make you happy...
Your words choked... couldn’t make it or your neck snappy…
Ah, *chokes*. I should’ve wrapped my head around what I’ve said
I think… it’s for the best… that… you… g e t  o u t  o f  m y… ...h e a d…

Sayori vs Seiko Shinohara - Rap Battle #? END.

this is a shitpost

cocokawaii as Erika Furudo in a pirate hat
Sans as himself

Erika:
My gray cells itch to get started: formalities -I’m the detective
To catch your tricks and hotdogs with chopsticks is my objective
So present your single hit point and don’t play the ignoramus
Or prepare to be mindboned by an intellectual rapist!
You must know us Humans to monsters are tenfold scarier
So I, both Witch and Witch is the key to break your magic barrier!
Should you crossbones and I’ll engrave YOUR skull on my pirate hat!
As for your “shortcuts”, I might know who easily could bridge that Gaap
Closed the lid to your closed room coffin the very moment you let up
You couldn’t cut the mustard and now you’re coughing up ketchup!
With a single slice, like cheese! For this Reaper reaps the dead twice!
Blow apart your canon with cannons or one swipe of my scythe!

sans:
nice hat; pirate detective -odd career path to extrapolate
just do us all a favor and seal your own mouth with packing tape
id rather call my bro to humer-us in solving puzzles
you solved the epitaph but you aint crosswords with junior jumble
dont have to move through your blue truth, we playin’ by my mechanics
sorry bud but that verse violates knox’s seventh commandment
the detective can’t commit the crime; sayin’ your verse was awful
i aint much of a mystery nut, more into sci-fi novels
i applaud your lack of LOVE, but to chain your man ain’t so wifely
“dirty brother killer” really applies to you nicely
y’know what, i’ll give you a chance to prove yourself, “witch of truth”
here, say it in red: “sans is ness”

Erika:
I-I refuse!
Your dodging skills are par on Battler’s with questions when defending
My master guarantees: this Undertale won’t have a happy ending!
SPARE you? I’d sooner wed Battler for real if I must!
Monster, let bybones be bybones and turn dust to dust!

Sans:
for being the detective, you really cant take a hint
big whoop, you can format text, speak words in red print
truth is, you got hosed down, nerd. nice day for a typhoon
if you’re bern’s vessel, the eternal maid’s falling off her game ii

Sans from Undertale vs Erika Furudo in a pirate hat - Rap Battle Side B

Two psychic girls who were tested heavily in a lab. whatever.

Beat by Tristan
Co-produced by Dustin

cocokawaii as Eveline (Resident Evil 7)
emoTrash as Eleven (Stranger Things)

Eveline: (0:12)
Stop standing in the rain, Lost Sis’ and join the dinner table
I’d say to grab an Umbrella, but your corpse will be unable!
How’s that, you little brat? A worthless vermin so shoo bitch!
Get back before you’ve fallen in my rap trap like Lucas!
I’m dubious! I’ll leave you bleeding from more than your nose!
Believe Evie when your corpse is Upside Down before you know!
Think you had a tragic past? It’s time that you let go
I won’t need to speak in Morse code to get through to this Eggo!

Eleven: (0:39)
I’ll take the Mike now. You’re your “family’s” third Wheeler.
Who’s drunk on an alcohol and herb mixture healer.
Friends don’t tell lies, so I’ll disregard all your words
Staying in my prime. You can’t divide Eleven into thirds.

(pause for one line)
(0:55)
Forget the Bakers. Took the cake for butchering this track (phone rings)
An Alma Wade called. She said she wants her shtick back.
Home is where the heart is and you’re an Evil Resident
Whose raps got old fast. Forgot to take your medicine?

Eveline: (1:07)
(scoffs) I’ll make you wish you weren’t alive, Ives 
I’ll give you the boot when you see the underside of mine!
We both know who you mimic, while the critics own your spirit
You’ll be left scarred like your mother, looping nothing but my lyrics
Messing with me? Making Eveline freeze? I will show you there’s no hell or heaven
And If you really keep rocking my boat, you’ll be known as the oceans eleven!
Cuz Eveline battles benevolent, traveling dreams, you’re not taking a nap
Run where you want, you’ll always be enslaved as a lab rat

Eleven: (1:31)
Killing you’s my decision. Freaky goth best not be bitchin’.
You’ve took heat. Cannibal mama should stay out of the kitchen.
I’m trained to rap on track, an Eleven’s what I’d rate me.
While you’re crying to your mama. “Why does everybody hate me?”
I’ll take you out the family picture. Stomping you out.
Mouth breather. Do you kiss your sister with that mouth?
I just… thought you’d be able to flow since you’re so blowy.
But I killed both you and the beat. Go and tell Aunt Rhody.

special thanks to dustin for making eleven speak more fluently

Eleven vs Eveline - Rap Battle Side B

its a morioh christmas, charlie brown.

Beat produced by Kustom
Written by R the Writer and SkeepTieel

SkeepTieel as Charlie Brown
Titanium as Jotaro Kujo

Charlie Brown:
Good grief, I've been through worse, but this fight just isn't fair
A delinquent as distinguished as his hat is from his hair
This monotone prick’s hopped on Clint Eastwood’s shticks
Belonging to a home that Crazy Diamond couldn't fix
So try your best to spit, you can't win this fight with violence
When Kujo’s up against Brown, that's another dog silenced 
Keep your cap low; to me, you’re one more adult with no face
Even Snoopy outmatches your gramps as a War Flying Ace
I’d say I’m more a curveball than D’Arby when I’m up to bat 
But how am I s’posed to crush this fellow into jello? Augh, rats!
Ora ora at me, I’ll spell your defeat out how it’s written!
So learn this pose; I call it the loser’s walk, Like An Egyptian

Jotaro Kujo:
Yare yare. ‘gainst me, prepare to be greatly grieving
This star’s platinum bars hit harder than the rocks you're receiving 
I won't need to lift a finger, like your dog, your lines are slack
and the toughest stands you've seen are lemonade and quacks
Been through a coma before, yet your strips are even worse
Running gags as recycled as the lines in your verse
So “shut up and leave me alone”, now that you've evoked my wrath
Or fall flat on your face again, since you're being played for laughs
Your pessimistic disposition, I don’t want to hear it
Couldn’t figure out Christmas, but stands before my evil spirit?
Not funny, or pretty to look at -Boingo’s comic’s more amusing
And if you were even a user, your Stand power would be losing.

Charlie Brown:
Expected you to sit and do nothing, completely disregard yo
I just thought the trumpet noises sounded like Jotaro
When our Noisy Bizarre Towns collide, Charlie Brown’s going through hell
Why can’t I have a normal rap battle like everyone else?
It’s not like your words hurt -not in physique but I’ve toughened 
Think I’ll just stand here and take it; you’ve got another thing coming
Stand name:「The Coasters」; turn it out now, Charlie Brown! I’m not bluffing!
…good grief. It does nothing.

Jotaro Kujo:
As expected; this depressing kid’s got weak mental energy
No wonder his so-called stand was as effective as his therapy
I’m not pulling any punches, though you can’t even land one wee kick
Write ‘bout this loss to your pen-pal. Send you a postcard from Egypt
You’re a coward. I’ve been more impressed by Polnareff, so step up
Tell me, is that your hair or one of Dio’s flesh buds?
Star Platinum: The World! Stay in the past, this kid seems lost
You wouldn’t have won this anyway, even if you hadn’t pissed me off.

Charlie Brown vs Jotaro Kujo - Rap Battle Side B (2018 Christmas Special)

Kingdom Hearts 3 releases worldwide on the 29th of January.

Beat by Kustom
Written and mixed by Skeep

bearandrocky1 as """Natsuki"""
CookieSaurus as Nico Yazawa

Natsuki:
Today, I’m first to the clubbin’, I’m roided and ready to go
To twice beat over this two-faced two-timing (gets stabbed) oh.

ProjectAlpha22 as Riku

Riku:
Let’s make this Simple and Clean; Drop your Dreams, you can’t go the Distance
Vexen replicas -you idols are the same to me, no difference
Giving up already? Not the first time. Ain’t at all appalled
Your fame, your fans, your love, your life, you’re GONNA LOSE IT ALL!
Hit the Jackpot, UR cards in my favor, Lucky Lucky
It sounds to me you’d just love to share a Paopu fruit with Maki
So while you’re lusted over by lowlife lolicons and sweaty nerds
I’ve got the Keyblade to unlock the hearts of all the gamer girls

Nico Yazawa:
How lame; what a shame; stole my opponent -jeez you’re Heartless!
Long awaited to make her again a carcass, but then this Nobody came and wants to get started
Left Marked by Nico’s Mastery! No training camp for testing through
Emo, you’d fight darkness best with no sketchy guy molesting you!
Spit PSYCHIC FIRAGA on the mic when I perform this song! 
While at the Sakkaku CROSSROADS, you get lost on your Way to Dawn
Doin’ Maleficent’s dirty work, followin’ Sora, awkward
encounters, kidnapping girls, you’re just a jealous creepy stalker!

Riku:
You try to mock me with hypocrisy? Give you more a knock than what I did to Roxas 
I got this; riposte your cacophony with my Soul Eater’s posture
Grab your secret diary; jot this loss, call it the Book of Prophecies
This Keyblade Master’s got it on lock, your mobile game verse Union χ, it’s over, Ni!

Nico Yazawa:
Yo, your little thing with Sora’s adorable, comparing Keyblades
But you’re second rate, second place; Nico’s always an S grade
Nico’s fans’ hearts are Nico’s alone, her smile’s the key!
Give into the darkness, Riku. Nico Nico Nii!

Nico Yazawa vs """Natsuki""" "2" - Rap Battle

Zombie girl versus a magical girl

Skeep☆Tieel as Kiyoharu Suirenji
Luce as Lily Hoshikawa
Tae Yamada as herself (cameo)

Beat produced by NIME FIVE

Written by Skeep☆Tieel

Kiyoharu Suirenji:
Let’s go, Go, Shrimpy, if you’re branching out to start beef!
I’ll get all up in your face ‘til I’m rapping over your heart beat!
Rock you! Stomp you down until you’re number six feet under!
Lucky your cute looks and tendency to die came from your mother!
You had a life of lies: your sin, faux idol dancing on a string 
Just don’t get, your panties twisted and lose it like Nijimin!
Your death was laughed up, this brat can’t start acting up now!
It’s either grow up, or have fun in undead neverland, Masao.

Lily Hoshikawa:
That’s no good, Kiyorin! My name is Lily when I’m singing this!
Loved your life span? Then you shouldn’t have put a ring on it!
You got out-magic girled by a panty thief predator,
And what junk you have don’t matter, cause you’re still a trash character!
Dragged through the Gatalympics, yet you’re the Magic Stick in the mud!
So let’s make this show cute, Kiyo, and I won’t be spilling blood!
Ask Tae-chan! Your lines bite, but at mine, there’s no sneezin’!
I’ll sign onto your show if it ever gets a second season!

Kiyoharu Suirenji:
That’s as forced your song’s syllables, I do dare to laugh at you, bitch!
I won’t wait to fuck your life up - one piece of face hair beat me to it! (Owch!)
My misfortune’s not for you to decide!
Droppin’ bombs at yet another idol’s funeral televised! 
Your zombie scars don’t phase me any more than Kosame’s slit wrists
Shut that trap or speak up! It’s like you’re slurring all your disses!
You’re a puppy like Romero; Franchouchou’s just Dog’s Play!
A wanna-be Anazawa and you’ll meet the same fate!
Oh, you’ll see those stars above your head right after this fight 
Cause I’m the Admin who returned you to your burial Site!

Lily Hoshikawa:
Dang shame! That face of yours is way too cute to be saying those things!
Dig yourself a hole right through until your tummy’s Kakyoin’d!
People give you crap, get over it! C’est la vie! 
And not be fodder for a bunch of emo AMVs!
I’m the Legendary Child Actor Prodigy, you’re nothing!
Didn’t your Pappy ever tell you that being Meguca is suffering?
Even I wouldn’t sit through your edgy TV drama shlock!
Don’t deadname a dead girl! You can suck on this- (Tae Yamada chicken noises)
Finished this meet-and-beat, I made you cry, bleed stuff!
Don’t bother checking your wrist, miss. Your time with me’s up.

Rap Battles: Rebooted

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