on soundcloud, i have no clue what sans is saying but UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, sounds like a studder xD

Bro eminem stayed quiet after this dropped

UHIHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUH

this is a shitpost

cocokawaii as Erika Furudo in a pirate hat
Sans as himself

Erika:
My gray cells itch to get started: formalities -I’m the detective
To catch your tricks and hotdogs with chopsticks is my objective
So present your single hit point and don’t play the ignoramus
Or prepare to be mindboned by an intellectual rapist!
You must know us Humans to monsters are tenfold scarier
So I, both Witch and Witch is the key to break your magic barrier!
Should you crossbones and I’ll engrave YOUR skull on my pirate hat!
As for your “shortcuts”, I might know who easily could bridge that Gaap
Closed the lid to your closed room coffin the very moment you let up
You couldn’t cut the mustard and now you’re coughing up ketchup!
With a single slice, like cheese! For this Reaper reaps the dead twice!
Blow apart your canon with cannons or one swipe of my scythe!

sans:
nice hat; pirate detective -odd career path to extrapolate
just do us all a favor and seal your own mouth with packing tape
id rather call my bro to humer-us in solving puzzles
you solved the epitaph but you aint crosswords with junior jumble
dont have to move through your blue truth, we playin’ by my mechanics
sorry bud but that verse violates knox’s seventh commandment
the detective can’t commit the crime; sayin’ your verse was awful
i aint much of a mystery nut, more into sci-fi novels
i applaud your lack of LOVE, but to chain your man ain’t so wifely
“dirty brother killer” really applies to you nicely
y’know what, i’ll give you a chance to prove yourself, “witch of truth”
here, say it in red: “sans is ness”

Erika:
I-I refuse!
Your dodging skills are par on Battler’s with questions when defending
My master guarantees: this Undertale won’t have a happy ending!
SPARE you? I’d sooner wed Battler for real if I must!
Monster, let bybones be bybones and turn dust to dust!

Sans:
for being the detective, you really cant take a hint
big whoop, you can format text, speak words in red print
truth is, you got hosed down, nerd. nice day for a typhoon
if you’re bern’s vessel, the eternal maid’s falling off her game ii

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