Name: LEX the Lexicon Artist - Artist Anthem 8-bit Remix by Ben Stark
Duration: 3 min 30 s
Description: Artist Anthem by LEX the Lexicon Artist remixed in 8-bit chip-tune. Artist Anthem vocal track used with permission.

I made this as an intro song to MatPat's show "Game Theory" (You can check it out here: http://bit.ly/sieDB8). He wanted an oldschool feel to it, and seeing how I'm about the oldschool, I cooked together something special for him!

Science Blaster

L.E.X.
Written by LEX
Produced by LEX and Noah FB
Cover art by Tyranus Kong

Lyrics:
[Intro]

My name is LEX 
I am a rapper 
I wrote this rhyme on the crapper, whaat?

[verse 1]

Now everybody that can hear this sound 
Put your muthafuckin hands in the air right now 
But if you got a small dick put em down 
Cause i’m looking for a fella that is well endowed, uh

Just kidding, I am not a size queen 
Just a fan of cool licks, ice cream 
Screamin’ like I’m Pewdiepie on a livestream 
Flow cold like Articuno, ice beam

I’m high on IQ and drugs, limitless 
These guys wanna give me hugs, minivest 
If I succumb to my delusions of omnipotence 
I’ll get my head cut by Macduff, Inverness

I’m goin’ crazy like a mammal, batshit 
I’m dropping bars like I’m droppin, acid 
I eat it up like a cake, fat kid 
Fill me in the next day, madlibs

[chorus]

Why you fuckin’ with that L.E.X 
Man I heard it all so what you gonna tell me next? 
That I’m rude as fuck? That I’m selling sex? 
I’d deny it but a lot of truth is said in jest

I’m like

Why you fuckin’ with that L.E.X 
Man I heard it all so what you gonna tell me next? 
That I’m whack as hell? I got no respect? 
I’d deny it but a lot of truth is said in jest

[verse 2]

I’m gettin turnt like a centrifuge, spinnin’ out 
Your whole game like your hair, thinnin’ out 
And I’m gettin death threats any minute now 
I’m out in California catching beef, in-n-out

I like to keep it kinda funny, hashtag 
But the drinking takes a toll, Fastrak 
I hit it right on the head, snapback 
You fuckers put it on the wrong side, asshat

Now errybody in the club get tipsy 
I’m walkin round wearing jeans that dont fit me 
I got some holes in my crotch, getting thrifty 
Fuck getting rich, I’ll die trying, Fifty

Look at me, I ain’t got no street cred 
I’m too wholesome and bland, wheat bread 
I’m a straight A graduate from UCB and 
I’d rather eat a dick than get a B, I’d rather be dead

[chorus]

[bridge]

Yeah I’m the best, really I got nothing left to say 
The fellas say i got the best ass in the bay 
I like to claim I got it working out every day 
But I got it eating pita chips and sippin on some alize

Big dreams but I’m really fuckin lazy 
People tell me Alex you crazy, I say maybe 
Keep writing wordplay till writing words pays me 
But till then, I can do this all day, see

[verse 3]

Souped up in a Cadillac, miso 
Meter won’t give my quarter back, tebow 
Got an ese in the back seat, mijo 
Wrote a song about myself, ego

Ripped off lonely island, semicolon 
I’m just low on motivation, Kelly Rowland 
I wanna be on top, but all the gender roles 
Got me fucked up like hentai, tentacles

Hear the voices in my head, bad sign 
Tryna tell me that I’m mental, gaslight 
They wanna try to steal the spotlight, costar 
Beat they fucking teeth in, crowbar

My thoughts standing in the crowd, unimpressed 
Not a no, not a yes, to some extent 
I broke a God-given promise, covenant 
Now I’m doing wordplay in hell, punishment

[chorus]

[outro]

What, what, why, why 
Why you fuckin’ with that L.E.X 
What, what, why, why 
Cause a lot of truth is said in jest, I'm like

What, what, why, why 
Why you fuckin’ with that L.E.X 
What, what, why, why 
Why you fuckin’ with that, why you fuckin' with that

L.E.X.

So this is a cover of "This Charming Man" by The Smiths done in the style of Super Mario Bros.. I'm planning on doing a video as soon as I can figure out how to work with Flash. The sound effects are only there to help the listener visualize the "game". I'm looking to do other 80s songs in this style as well (with accompanying videos). Enjoy!

Super Morrissey Bros.

Written and Recorded on 5.30.18
Probably not finished.

Untitled

This is clearly a lot harder then I imagined. Going to take some more work...

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Based on the AMAZING anime of the same title, Ran and LEX enter a weird world where their connection goes deeper than either could imagine. 

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courtesy of Rifti Beats
Mixed and Mastered by Michael Gamarano
get more @thelexiconartist online!

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