This song is about meeting a woman with really great shoes in Dover, Delaware, in the mid 90's.

The Song Album

The Shoes Song

This song is about a Blue Jay I fell in love with. That's right, I fell in love with a bird. Like, an actual bird.

This song is all about interesting and true facts about animals.

I'm Really Sorry, But I'm Just A Puppy. You're so disappointed, and I'm so sorry.

This song is about me fucking with my kitty, but not being ok with you fucking with my kitty.

This song is about a series of shitty birthdays.

Also, this song won the coveted Billy Kelly "Greatest Song Of The Year" Award in 2016.

I write and play songs about animals, shoes, shitty birthdays, and stuff like that.