For ##### that aren't yours, of course I mean

Make me an ass THRASHING machine, Please!

Why Would A Sweet Little Boy Have An Evil Plan?

Why would a sweet little need an evil plan? And a mustache? Why its for friendship of course!

Let the Clown-Generated Content Begin!

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Here's the first of many new Deltarune THE MUSICAL tracks! This one's a little simpler and goofier, but marks the return of Lancer to the stage!

deltarune is (c) Toby Fox
Lyrics and Ralsei/Lancer/Chorus vocals by me
Thanks to SquashForSoup (www.youtube.com/channel/UC0jGumGJ4K2zaRnmPp0RcCA) for playing Susie!

Lyrics:

Lancer: 

Ho Ho Ho! I'm a sweet, little boy who needs your help with his evil plan!

Ral:

Why would a sweet little boy have an evil plan? And a moustache?

Lancer: 

For friendship, of course!

Ral:

That doesn't make any - well, if it's for friendship, I suppose we can help you!

Lancer:

That's the spirit!

Lancer:

Step right on up!

And let the clown-generated content begin!

Now's the time to show your smarts!

Make something tough!

Or at least something tough enough to make us win!

Just arrange these premade parts!


For your perusal, I've assembled lots of fancy bits!

So place them anywhere you think the pieces might fit! 

Vary it!

I need a super versatile ass-thrashing machine

For Asses that aren't yours, of course, I mean.


Give it some guns! They're really good at shooting heroes in the body!

Avoid shoddy craftsmanship!

Second to none! Lively and elegant without appearing gaudy!

Cool and Hot and Cute and Hip!

Wait, that's a duck.

That's just a duck. Guys, that is just a duck.

It's just a duck. You're gonna lose lotsa points for this.

Total miss!

It's still a duck. You're making it even more duck-like still.

Your machine sucks ass, and always will.

LANCER: Wow! This design is great! Are you sure you're not evil?

SUSIE bursts out of the bush and examines the blueprints.

SUSIE: HA! TRICKED YOU!

...is this a duck

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