Ol' Blue Balls Is Back

The Spelling Song (Album Version (Explicit))

I Laughed I Cried I Fudged My Undies

Holy Shit, It's Christmas (Album Version (Explicit))

Pullin' It All Night Long (Album Version (Explicit))

Baby Blue Intro (Album Version (Explicit))

You Ain't Gettin' Shit For Christmas (Album Version (Explicit))

You Promised The Moon (But I Preferred Uranus (Album Version (Explicit))

Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me) (Album Version (Explicit))

The Closing Song (Album Version (Explicit))

The Closing Song (Karaoke Version) (Album Version (Explicit))

Blow Me

Red Peters and Rock & Roll Hall of Famer, Todd Rundgren perform a duet of Red's classic, big band hit, "Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)", with the Alan Pinchloaf Singers

Blow Me (With Introduction)

The Greg Hill Show on WAAF 107.3 FM was a very popular morning show. One feature was the annual Miss Mantown beauty, hottest chick contest, including a calendar photoshoot and gala event. In 2004, Red, Ed, and Art put their heads together and came up with a very special theme song.

"Miss Mantown" Red Peters, WAAF and The Greg Hill Show

Red and Ed are HUGE Sinatra fans. Ed knows every song by heart, inside and out. So when he couldn't control the urge and decided to create a mash-up using samples from Frank's biggest hits and mixed in a little Red, this is what you get! "You're blowing me..."

"Frank S" mash-up

In 2003, Lyndon Byers, ex-enforcer for the NHL's, Boston Bruins, was a sports announcer on WAAF 107.3 FM and went by the nickname, "LB". He lived and partied hard and before long he ran into trouble with the law and ended up serving 6-months in jail. Fans and listeners began writing Free LB on dirty trucks, buses, and glass across the state, and it was everywhere. Red, Ed, and Artie joined forces and recorded an old fashioned protest song in his honor.

"Free LB" An Ode To Lyndon Byers

THIS IS THE ORIGINAL TAPE THE DAY "BLOW ME"  WAS WRITTEN!
One day in 1984, after tirelessly working on an original music track for a Fortune 500 company, Ed and Red got creative, and spontaneously wrote and recorded a scratch track of "Blow Me" at their studio on Farnsworth St. in Boston. They took a cassette to an industry party that night and played it for some people. The group went berserk requesting they play it over and over. The rest is history!

The Original Blow Me scratch track

Red Peters Christmas EP

You Ain't Getting Sh*t for Christmas! (Mix)

The Best of the Red Peters Comedy Music Hour Volume 1

The Closing Song

Holy Shit It's Christmas

Holy Shit It's Christmas (feat. The New Christie Hamsters)

At age 21, Red co-wrote the song, "It's Like Magic", in Salem, MA with keyboardist, Gary Rustein. Red, who went by Matt Maverick, was with his friends, Jeff and Harry, looking out the window at the blooming trees through the smoke on an early spring day. Tony Bartolini on sax, and Johnny Press on lead guitar. It was recorded at Ultra Sonic Recording in Hempstead, NY, and produced by George "Shadow" Morton and John Linde.

GNP- "It's Like Magic"

In 2010, Red Peters and Margaret Cho met in Boston and recorded the classic Dick Shreve song, "The Christmas Gift (Just A Little Christmas Blowjob)"

"The Christmas Gift " - a holiday duet with Red Peters & Margaret Cho

Singer/songwriter and radio host, Red Peters has a hot, new release! A collection of uncut and uncensored songs by various artists on Oglio Comedy Records. The album contains 16 hilarious and filthy songs- more than 45 minutes of sizzling summer musical fun! Watch as Red intros each song and artist, and plays a short snatch of their song. You'll shit your pants! Artists include Dickie Weed, Sons Of Butcher, Cock Lorge, The Wet Spots, Lil' Mikey Roohan, Biker Joe Warren, Tastiskank, Larry Pierce, The Beaver Boys, Uncle Carl, William H Nutsack, Cameron Bameron, Bob Garrett's Banned, Pig Vomit, and Red Peters. It can be streamed on Spotify, apple, amazon, google, Tidal, pandora, youtube, napster, rhapsody and fine music streamers everywhere.

01 Aw Fuck You- Dickie Weed

15 Vagina- Pig Vomit

16 Have Another Drink On Me- Dickie Weed

03 I Want You- Cock Lorge

04 Do You Take It In The Ass- The Wet Spots

05 Jerkin' Off Tonight- Lil' Mikey

06 Fuck You- Biker Joe Warren

07 The Sex Song- Tastiskank

08 All I Did Was Just Fuck Her- Larry Pierce

09 A Blowjob Is Better Than No Job- The Beaver Boys

10 Too Tired (To Masturbate)- Uncle Carl

Around year 2000, me and my writing team created and produced a radio advertising campaign for EZ Wider rolling papers (Robert Burton Associates). Eddie, Kook, and I had so much fun! Fire one up and hear for yourself. 

EZ Wider Sensitive Angry Woman Rocker- "Anita Biggin"

One of the most popular songs that plays every night in thousands of bars and clubs across America at closing time. 

"Get the fuck out!"

The Closing Song (Get The Fuck Out!)

Instead of the fiddle lead during the instrumental section, we went with electric guitar on this version. Kook Lawry and Mike McMahon on guitars. 
Produced by Ed Grenga.

How's Your Whole... Family? (w/gtr lead)

Ballad Of A Dog Named Stains

Red recorded "When I Jerk Off, I Think of You" in 2006 with The Alan Pinchloaf Singers, and premiered it on The Howard Stern Show, SiriusXM.

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Red Peters- "When I Jerk Off, I Think Of You"

Boston music producer and singer/songwriter of two acclaimed comedy music albums, "I Laughed, I Cried, I Fudged My Undies!", and "Ol' Blue Balls Is Back!", as well as numerous singles, including "Blow Me", "I Can't Say These Things", and "When I Jerkoff, I Think Of You". 

2007- Red released "The Best Of The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour, Vol. #1" compilation cd nationally on Oglio Comedy which featured various artists who were interviewed on his SiriusXM radio program.

2009- Oglio Comedy released Red's 4th album, "It's A Red Peters Christmas!, Vol. 1", a collection of outrageous, original Christmas songs by various artists.  

2010- Oglio released "Red Peters Presents-The Red Peters Summer Song Sizzler!", a collection of crazy songs to have good clean summer fun by! 

November 2010- Red released two new Christmas singles, “Have A Wonderful Hawaiian Christmas” and “The Christmas Gift”, a duet with comic, Margaret Cho.

September 2014- to commemorate the 30th anniversary of his original recording of “Blow Me (You hardly Even Know Me)”, Red released a new big band arrangement featuring a duet with Todd Rundgren on Ball Bag Records.

2015- Red and co-writer/producer Eddie Grenga won 1st prize in the Comedy/Novelty International Songwriting Competition 2014 for their song, "Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)".

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