Ol' Blue Balls Is Back

The Closing Song (Album Version (Explicit))

I Laughed I Cried I Fudged My Undies

Little Peter (Album Version (Explicit))

Red’s smash country/swing follow-up to “Blow Me” in 1990. Have some fun and singalong!

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02- "How's Your Whole... Family?" (a 1-minute sample snatch)

Join Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald, the two gay Irishmen from Galway Bay, as they take a bus ride to kiss the Blarney Stone with their friends.

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03- "The Two Gay Irishmen" (a 1-minute sample snatch)

It doesn't get any better than to soak in Red's original, big band jukebox classic, and Red's 1st hit, "Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)"! Feel free to join in on the final chorus and let it all hang out!

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01- "Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)" (a 1-minute sample snatch)

Inspired by one of his favorite songs as a youth, "Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime", Red wrote this powerful ballad and recorded it with the Babe Marino Orchestra and the Alan Pinchloaf Singers.

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1- "The Spelling Song" (a 1-minute sample snatch)

This laid-back ballad reveals a lot about it's author, Babe Marino, almost reading like a diary entry. Blurry visions of old TV shows gone by and who his favorite female characters are. Borderline David Lynch stuff. Anyway, Red got together with country-rockers, Meat Raffle, and was joined on background vocals by Cousins & Lovers.

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5- "Let's Do It Doggy Style (So We Can Both Watch TV)" (a 1-minute sample snatch)

God bless Joey Vercillo. Before he left this earth so suddenly, he saw many a closing time as a single performer or duo. From that experience, he wrote the seed for a truly classic, hit the nerve song concept. Red, Eddie, and Artie took it and transformed it into a salt of the earth, need no explanation, anthem for bar owners and their staff everywhere!

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11- "The Closing Song (Get The Fuck Out)" (a 1-minute sample snatch)

In 2006, Red, Ed, and Artie began to work on lyrics for a song that had been rolling around over and over in Red's head for weeks. He imagined a vocal arrangement in the lush, easy listening style of the Letterman, the Four Freshmen, and the Ray Conniff Singers. Ed researched the genre and knew exactly what was needed. He delivered a perfectly matched music recording along with a cleverly arranged background vocal arrangement that answered and countered each of Red's claims/lines in a hilarious way. John, Terry, and Kook blended their backgrounds and formed a colorful blend, unique to the combination of their three voices. Splendid sound.

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"When I Jerk Off, I Think Of You" (a 1-minute sample snatch)

Red interviewed KC's, Roach Band on The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour on SiriusXM, The Howard Channels. The show featured uncut and uncensored comedy music submitted by songwriters and bands across North America.

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7 "I Gotta Take A Shit" (a 1-minute sample snatch)

Red interviewed Alabama Big Earl on The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour on SiriusXM, The Howard Channels. The show featured uncut and uncensored comedy music submitted by songwriters and bands across North America.

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6 "There's A Critter Up My Shitter" Alabama Big Earl (a 1-minute sample snatch)

Red interviewed Florida's, John R. Butler on The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour on SiriusXM, The Howard Channels. The show featured uncut and uncensored comedy music submitted by songwriters and bands across North America.

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3 "The Hand Of The Almighty" John R. Butler (a 1-minute sample snatch)

Red interviewed Rappy McRapperson on The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour on SiriusXM, The Howard Channels. The show featured uncut and uncensored comedy music submitted by songwriters and bands across North America.

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2 "5 Big Boners Wiggling In Your Grandma's Face" Rappy McRapperson (a 1-minute sample snatch)

Red closed every Red Peters Comedy Music Hour with this song on SiriusXM, The Howard Channels. The show featured uncut and uncensored comedy music submitted by songwriters and bands across North America.

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19 "The Closing Song" Red Peters (a 1-minute sample snatch)

Red interviewed Dallas, TX's, Ken Turetzky on The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour on SiriusXM, The Howard Channels. The show featured uncut and uncensored comedy music submitted by songwriters and bands across North America.

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11 "Her Shit Don't Stink" Ken Turetzky (a 1-minute sample snatch)

The first time Red heard Cock Lorge, he knew he was on to something special. And Cock delivered time and time again with great songs, including this man where he free-forms it in the style of the early folk singers, fantasizing about how he wants his needs to be met. Red and Cock met in person at the NYC Funny Song Fest. Cock sang, "I Want You", and Red sang, "When I Jerk Off, I Think Of You". It was exciting.

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3 "I Want You" Cock Lorge (a 1-minute sample snatch)

To Red, this song epitomizes a great concept executed extremely well. The choice of genre, the concept, the lyrics, the voice, the backgrounds... everything. And a great summer song to boot!

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15 "Vagina" Pig Vomit (a 1-minute sample snatch)

Red interviewed canadian duo, The Wet Spots, on his show after discovering their millions of views video and very well recorded and produced song, "Do You Take It In The Ass?" So catchy. Don't get caught singing it out loud in line at the market!

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4 "Do You Take It In The Ass?" The Wet Spots (a 1-minute sample snatch)

The Chicago duo, the Beaver Boys, recorded this song in college, and for some reason, the two present day financial advisors want to remain anonymous. "A Blow Job Is Better Than No Job" gets right to the point and depicts a past period of time in their lives.

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9 "A Blowjob Is Better Than No Job" The Beaver Boys (a 1-minute sample snatch)

There are few singer/songwriters who can tell it like it is and would never shy away from talking about all kinds of sex like Indiana's best, Larry Pierce! Here he is with the group, -itis, telling a story about a relationship and sexual encounter that backfired in, "All I Did Was Just Fuck Her". We lost Larry in 2019, and the world is a less enjoyable place without him.

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8 "All I Did Was Just Fuck Her" Larry Pierce (a 1-minute sample snatch)

Porn Director, William H Nutsack, not only directs extremely explicit pornographic films, but he also writes and records extremely explicit and humorous songs to go along with the action. "Destination Dirtpipe" gets right to the point and lets it rip.

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11 "Destination Dirtpipe" William H Nutsack (a 1-minute sample snatch)

Tiny Tim enjoyed a long and prosperous life as an entertainer, but to say he was a little different would be an understatement. In the twilight of his career, he recorded "Santa's Got The Aids This Year" in his hotel room on a cheap recorder. It's well sung and gives you an idea of how he thought about the aids epidemic. Pretty amusing.

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17 "Santa's Got The Aids This Year" Tiny Tim (a 1-minute sample snatch)

Famously anonymous, these two Chicago financial advisors, The Beaver Boys, lived exciting lives of depravity and alcohol consumption that is no longer legal or an acceptable standard in current day society.

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02 "It's Christmas And You're Sucking On My Balls" Beaver Boys (a 1-minute sample snatch)

The Greg Hill Show on WAAF 107.3 FM was a very popular morning show. One feature was the annual Miss Mantown beauty, hottest chick contest, including a calendar photoshoot and gala event. In 2004, Red, Ed, and Art put their heads together and came up with a very special theme song.

"Miss Mantown" Red Peters, WAAF and The Greg Hill Show

In 2003, Lyndon Byers, ex-enforcer for the NHL's, Boston Bruins, was a sports announcer on WAAF 107.3 FM and went by the nickname, "LB". He lived and partied hard and before long he ran into trouble with the law and ended up serving 6-months in jail. Fans and listeners began writing Free LB on dirty trucks, buses, and glass across the state, and it was everywhere. Red, Ed, and Artie joined forces and recorded an old fashioned protest song in his honor.

"Free LB" An Ode To Lyndon Byers

This is the intro to Red's Comedy Music Hour that aired on the Howard Channels from November 2005 to October 2013 spanning more than 75 shows! In it, you hear the New Christy Hamsters acting up, the golden announcer voice of Joe Stapleton, and a smattering of testimonials from various folks. It transitions nicely into Red's signature song, "I Can't Say These Things", where Red bemoans censorship's restrictions. It was a terrific open that set the right tone for a good time for all.

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Red Peters Comedy Music Hour show intro

On August 11, 2004, on K-rock NYC, Stern discusses Red's DVD of the story behind the "I Can't Say These Things", a song Red Peters recorded. Howard had just viewed a video Red sent to him to help describe who he was in real life and his whole comedy operation. The team. The creativity. The writing process. The recording process. The production. He was amazed.

Howard Stern discusses Red Peters on his K-Rock show NYC

One day in 1984, after tirelessly working on an original music track for a Fortune 500 company, Ed and Red got creative and spontaneously wrote and recorded a scratch track of "Blow Me" at their studio on Farnsworth St. in Boston. They took a cassette to an industry party that night and played it for some people. The group went berserk requesting they play it over and over. The rest is history!

The Original Blow Me scratch track

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In the summer of 1984, The Comedy Cruise® reigned on the waters of Boston Harbor. Two to three cruises a week entertained thousands with some of the top, up and coming comics of the day. Advertising was important, especially radio commercials. Red and his writing partner and producer, Ed Grenga, wrote and recorded a :60 second song that featured Frank Kingston Smith as announcer, and Cheryl Hodge and Lee Gregory on lead vocals. (photo- Red and comic, John Pinette)

The Comedy Cruise® Jingle 1984

Red Peters Christmas EP

You Ain't Getting Sh*t for Christmas! (Mix)

SPRING HAS SPRANG!!! Here's a tune 21 year old, Red (Matt) wrote with Gary Rutstein in GNP, Gross National Productions. The song, "It's Like Magic" was produced by Shadow Morton and performed and recorded by Gary, Tony Bartolini, Johnny Press, Joe Botti, Tom Dempsey, and Art Johnson at UltraSonic Studios in Hempstead, Long Island, NY in 1971!

GNP- "It's Like Magic"

The Best of the Red Peters Comedy Music Hour Volume 1

The Closing Song

Holy Shit It's Christmas

Holy Shit It's Christmas (feat. The New Christie Hamsters)

At age 20, Red wrote the song, "It's Like Magic", in Salem, MA with Gary Rustein. Red (who went by Matt Maverick at this time) was looking out the window at the blooming trees on an early spring day. It was recorded at Ultra Sonic Recording in Hempstead, NY, and produced by George "Shadow" Morton and John Linde.

On the June 9, 2023 episode of Sternthology, the host played a bit from early 2000's when Howard played the supposed Top 5 songs in the country. He played a snatch of "Let's Do It Doggy Style", and "I Wanna Polka Polka". Gary Dell'Abate reminisces about Red's musical contributions to the show. Running time 1:39

Red Peters On Sternthology June 9, 2023

We've all heard the classic Christmas song, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" by Jimmy Boyd. But have you heard the bleeped version yet?

I SAW MOMMY BLEEPING SANTA CLAUS

One of the most popular songs that plays every night in thousands of bars and clubs across America at closing time. 

"Get the fuck out!"

The Closing Song (Get The Fuck Out!)

Red recorded "When I Jerk Off, I Think of You" in 2006 with The Alan Pinchloaf Singers, and premiered it on The Howard Stern Show, SiriusXM.

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Red Peters- "When I Jerk Off, I Think Of You"

Boston music producer and singer/songwriter of two acclaimed comedy music albums, "I Laughed, I Cried, I Fudged My Undies!", and "Ol' Blue Balls Is Back!", as well as numerous singles, including "Blow Me", "I Can't Say These Things", and "When I Jerkoff, I Think Of You". 

2007- Red released "The Best Of The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour, Vol. #1" compilation cd nationally on Oglio Comedy which featured various artists who were interviewed on his SiriusXM radio program.

2009- Oglio Comedy released Red's 4th album, "It's A Red Peters Christmas!, Vol. 1", a collection of outrageous, original Christmas songs by various artists.  

2010- Oglio released "Red Peters Presents-The Red Peters Summer Song Sizzler!", a collection of crazy songs to have good clean summer fun by! 

November 2010- Red released two new Christmas singles, “Have A Wonderful Hawaiian Christmas” and “The Christmas Gift”, a duet with comic, Margaret Cho.

September 2014- to commemorate the 30th anniversary of his original recording of “Blow Me (You hardly Even Know Me)”, Red released a new big band arrangement featuring a duet with Todd Rundgren on Ball Bag Records.

2015- Red and co-writer/producer Eddie Grenga won 1st prize in the Comedy/Novelty International Songwriting Competition 2014 for their song, "Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)".

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