Puppet Pipeline: The Othererline/Porkline

This is the "Kris the Anything Muppet" replacement for my new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Spamton takes the role Spamton!

* To: Kris
* Subject: Important Announcement
* I am seconds away from shooting myself directly in the head.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Spamton the Salesman of All Things

This is the "YO BUDDY," replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* To: Kris
* Subject: Follow-up
* I always keep my promises.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Hey there Kris! What's the name? It's me, Spamton. That's

This is the "Bluescreen" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* To: Kris
* Subject: Friends
* Since when did either of us ever need friends? All I need is to increase my sales, and all you need is to buy what I'm offering. Neither of us need friends. Neither of us need their help. Neither of us need Michael. Don't trust what that man has to say to you, he'S NOTHING BUT A FILTHY FUCKING CRIMINA
* [Domain Not Found]

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Domain Not Found

This is the "Iron Lungs" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* The faint buzzing of the lights permeates your very being.
* Despite the calm atmosphere, an impeding feeling of dread starts to well up within you.
* ...
* They better pay overtime here.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Overtime

This is the "Desync" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* To: Kris
* Subject: Freedom
* We did it, Kris! We have finally earned the freedom we so utterly deserve! Is what I would have said... However, the contracts I am bound to have not yet expired. And they never will expire, as I have indefinitely signed my soul away... Although... Kris, you have a soul, correct? Perhaps you could let me... borrow... it!
* ...
* Or... would you rather have me TAKE IT BY FORCE??? GET READY FOR A CRASH COURSE IN FOLLOWING ORDERS, YOU MOTHERFU
* [Error 400: Bad Request]

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - 400 Bad Request

This is the (Insert The Other Puppet Keygen replacement. Wait, why doesn't The Other Puppet have a Keygen replacement??) replacement for (partially) my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again". Think about it, why on earth is Keygen such a rarity in the pipeline??

* [As you put the keycard on the little box above the handle, the door to the HQ basement clicks and opens ajar.]
* [You pause for a moment and think back to when Spamton tried to convince you to help him in the cubicle room.]
* [The expression he made when he gave you this probably had the opposite effect.]

Credit to @overkill-the-sequel for the original TSP, but this is a new track.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] KEYCARD

This is the "wOAH" replacement for pretty much my sorta new AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again". STOP THINKING!!! IT'S BAD FOR YOU!!!!

* [This alleyway feels unnerving. For such a pristine city otherwise, why would this seem so run-down?]
* [Who's that?]

* To: Kris
* Subject: Appearance
* wh-oHhEY! YOU!
* YOU!!!
* WANT SOME DEA-ah FUCK
* ...apologies for the informal introduction.
* I'm Spamton. And i have, guaranteed, just the kind of deals you need in your life. Good deals, the best deals, even! Deals that...
* ...
* i'm begging you.

Credit to @overkill-the-sequel for the original TSP.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] wh-oHhEY!

This is the "Probably Not Lil Azzy's Actual Theme But He Does Use It On Occasion" replacement for.... yeah you know. Think about it! Noone has ever made a Lancer's Theme replacement for something that is intended to be mainline-y! I think! Please don't murder me again if i'm wrong! Either way he's here!!!

(turns out that's not what mainliney means. this is not mainliney in the slightest and that's the whole point smh)

?|* Ho ho hon!
?|* If it isn't the LOSERS! There you are! You've fallen right into my trap!!
?|* You have no choice but to SURRENDER and be taken prisoner!!!

S|* Huh? Who the hell are you supposed to be?
S|* And jeez, you've already caught us, you can stop blasting this weird fog everywhere.

?|* The fog is CRUCIAL to my plan of capturing you!
?|* Now i only need to figure out how to actually get you to the base...
?|* ...
?|* I didn't plan this far ahead.
?|* Uh, please just stay seated until i figure this out.

S|* ...
S|* Dude.
S|* At the very least tell us who you are.

?|* Right-y-o! How could i forget?
L|* I'm THE ONE AND ONLY LANCIERE! Your CAPTURER and LOYAL SERVANT of MY DAD!!
L|* And you will CEASE ALL HOSTILITIES and DO AS I SAY!!!
L|* YOU CLOWNS!!!!

S|* You forgot to lock the door to the cage.
S|* Agh- DUDE STOP IT WITH THE FOG

Original TSP by @overkill-the-sequel but this time theres next to no correlation to the original AU

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] Most Likely Not Little Lancie's Theme, Although He Does Treat...

This is the "Vs. The Azreikosi" replacement for my...? not my? sorta my AU? "Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again". Think about it! why is he in white space, is he stupid? get him outta there

R|* Susie!? What is the meaning of this!?
R|* We've been looking for you for hours, and you turn up with THIS GUY!?

L|* THAT'S RIGHT! Your former ally DESERTED you in favour of the good guy side!! HO HO HON!!!
L|* Now that we're evenly matched, you stand NO CHANCE!

S|* Don't look so surprised, i haven't had my morning coffee and it's not like you guys were offering me any.

L|* SEE, all warfare is won through psychology... ...cal warfare! My dad told me that!!
L|* WITH MY NEW ALLY WHO WILL MOST CERTAINLY NOT BETRAY ME AS WELL, WE WILL GRIND YOU LOSERS INTO DUST! AND BRING YOU TO THE BASE!!
L|* GOOD LUCK! 
L|* HO HO HON, who am i kidding. YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!

Original TSP by @overkill-the-sequel.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] Vs. Lanciere

This is the "All Possibility" replacement for uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Ro|* WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!?

K|* shit.

Ro|* You've broken down ze défenses of my 'ome et convinced my own son, ze 'eir to my kingdom, to plot against moi and 'is realm.
Ro|* Et you're trying zo flee before any consequences can befall toi?

R|* Look, sir, you've uh- probably mistaken us f-

Ro|* Oh, you're not fooling anyone, toi detestable peasant. Je REALLY don't care what your excuse is, either.
Ro|* Question-de-fait is, you three picked un combat toi never should 'ave, and je'll 'ave you regret it more zan you could ever imagine.
Ro|* Je am frankly impressed, zough. Toi waltz in, 'aving made an 'abitude of treating zis place like your own. Et me like some mineure complication, for zat matter.
Ro|* Some trivial roadblock. Weeds zu brush away.
Ro|* Quite impressive pour some pathetic worms like toi. Zough je confess je am slightly unnerved by ze snarly one. Je will enjoy seeing toi wail, because ze magnitude of ze defeat ja am about zu-

S|*Magnitude this, habitude that, you need to lower your fucking attitude and let us kick your ass, old man.

Ro|* Tsk. Je am ze GOD of this world. And toi. Toi are DEAD.
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not my proudest work gotta be honest but this is like my fourth attempt at making this song and frankly i feel it's good enough. figuring out this guys role was a bit difficult since TSP doesnt have any set themes for the dark worlds (at least as far as i'm aware, but i really would be surprised), so at least for TSPA, Chapter 1 is intended to be kind of surreal, whereas Chapter 2 focuses on "realistic" media, in this case probably boring office software. Sure jevil doesnt fit into this, but who knows, maybe he's so sad about not fitting in that he resorted to drug abuse to get just a bit of that otherworldlyness.

What even is tspa, anyway? I've seen some uncertainty about it and frankly i gotta admit i'm not sure myself either, but i'll add my two cents. It originally started as just a few covers of TSP songs that i felt i could do something good with, but then soon delved into covers of the full TSP soundtrack - and with SOME DEALS, it became a standalone thing seperate from TSP. Then came the tracks TSP should have gotten, finally finishing its soundtrack, and the tracks that would just be cool to have had. Though, it's not supposed to supplant TSP, and i frankly wouldn't consider it a mere "take", either. I've heard it compared to TSOP Post-Beta and frankly i think that's a good comparison, because i've put some effort into making sure it alligns with future puppets too. In that sense, it can both function as a substitute for TSP in the overall pipeline without breaking its structure too much, but it's also seperate enough from TSP that it can have its own seperate continuations, which there have also been a couple of (Thank you!!).

Original TSP by @overkill-the-sequel.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] The Further Side

This is both the "jestache" and "Vs. Jevil" replacement for MY AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet: The Adventure Update Part 1". Take a moment to consider this, since both jestache and vs. jevil are referenced in the jevil tracks, i mashed aspects of both into one song!

S|* Mh.
S|* I can't even escape you two suckers, even when i give it my all?
S|* YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES???

R|* Su-

S|* SHUT UP, RASEIIKOZ. Rakozeiei, Razile, whatever the FUCK your stupid name is.

K|* She's swearing rasei do something

S|* Oh you can't take anything seriously, can you, Kris!?
S|* I want nothing to do with you, but you two dumbasses ignored every damn warning i gave you, and even went as far as to CHASE ME DOWN
S|* I've had enough of being an afterthought, i've had enough of this weird parallel world, and i've had enough of *you*.
S|* I'll give you to the count of five to get the fuck out of my sight and never come back.
S|* Or i'll unleash *hell*.

[ Susie draws her battleaxe! ]

original tsp by this guy called overkill idk if youve heard of overkill

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] red-on-red

This is the "The Terminal" replacement for @overkill-the-sequel 's AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet". Think about it, he made an AU where Spamton takes the role Spamton but didn't make the Jevil stuff so this is @zootyplex 's take at finishing that! @overkill-the-sequel gave me permission to make this!

* You find pieces of shattered glass on the ground.
* A sticky, red backdrop vignettes the old shards.
* Someone must have heard some bad news...

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] Vile Aisle

This is the "Caffeine Addict" replacement for @overkill-the-sequel 's AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet". Think about it, he made an AU where Spamton takes the role Spamton but didn't make the Jevil stuff so this is @zootyplex 's take at finishing that! @overkill-the-sequel gave me permission to make this!

* -hic-... WOHOHO...
* I WAS JUST GETTIN READY TO LEAVE...
* BUT YOU S-hic- SEEM LIKE A FUN BUNCH...

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] Booze Schmooze

This is the "THRASH THE WORLD" replacement for @overkill-the-sequel 's AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet". Think about it, he made an AU where Spamton takes the role Spamton but didn't make the Jevil stuff so this is @zootyplex 's take at finishing that! @overkill-the-sequel gave me permission to make this!

* WHY'D THE CLOWN VISIT THE -hic- PINK LIZARD GIRL ?
* -hic- TEQUILA !!! WAHAHAHA !!!

* It's happy happy hour!

happy TSPiversary everyone!!!! today is both my birthday AND the anniversary of the release of the very first song in the original TSP ost! which means the pipelines birthday is also my birthday, which is nice! this song has been a WIP for a really long time, and i never planned to release it on any specific date, it just happened to line up this way, which is also nice. i havent been satisfied with the song until literally last night so i hope thats sitll true and i hope you all enjoy it!!

shoutouts to:
@notrealnevereal
@overkill-the-sequel
@z_65
@chomps-lmao
@mazbackattack
@shree_mp3
@buttinformer-underscore
@jackurus
@zootyplex
@tsssp
@2053h
@cambutcooler
@danissimovn
@plabet
@jodielolol
@joker8330
@gameing-gameing-gameing
@grassdemon
@chromie_uh
@epik-bruh
@user-602317500
@kylie-everwood
@westlythebestly
@its_versus
@nugget-number-3
@kagecake
@youzee-inues
@quarkeduppuppetgirl
@senoktrashstupid

and everyone else who has contributed to the "the puppet pipeline"!! a bizarre phenomenon with infinite potential, even if ur really really stupid! ive never had more fun being niche.

peace, love, and puppets...

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] HUNG OVER WORLD

C'est le remplacement "sleetmarsh" de mon UA, "Runedelta : La Même Marionnette, Encore Une Fois" Isn't it wild to THINK that this is the first TSPA replacement for a song that has never been covered before in the pipeline? Here at TSPA incorporated, we're all about pushing boundaries :sunglasses:. i wonder why though, sleetmarsh is a great track and i feel this alone adds a ton of substance to chapter 1. 

* [Smells like fabric and acrylic paint.]
* [Or is it oil paint? Or a third, more sinister kind of paint?]
* [Art class never was your strong suit.]

R|* Look, Kris, up ahead! I think i see the "base" that little guy was talking about!
R|* No way something that huge could be anything else, it's like a whole city!

K|* That's like... what wait how far away is that? It looks weird from here.
K|* It's like my eyes can't really judge it

R|* You have eyes?

K|* ...What?

R|* What?

K|* ...
K|* Well, we still gotta get going if we're ever gonna get there.

R|* Well said, Kris! Maybe our progress becomes more clear elsewhere!

K|* Right. 
K|* Pick up your pace Susie, i know you're dragging your feet on purpose.

S|* Whaza-wh-huh? Oh. Yeah.
S|* Right.
S|* Because you suck.
S|* screw you.

tsp by underrevive but its opposite day

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] Vallée Des Couleurs

This is the "Oh! Kinda Chilly Too" replacement for. I rescind my previous comments about thinking. Learn to think for yourself, and think critically of what you read online! If you're even a little unsure about something, make sure to check and verify that the sources are trustworthy!

* [The air is thick and moist, yet smells pleasantly like lavender?]
* [White noise fills the air from a thousand miniature waterfalls all around you pouring infinitely out of seemingly nowhere.]
* [You wonder about the logic behind that, but decide not to think too hard about it.]

R|* So i know this place probably seems confusing, but i know it quite well actually. There's a little town a little in uh...
R|* That direction.

K|* How do you know? Out of curiosity. It all looks the same to me.

R|* Well, I used to go fishing here when i was younger. You would not BELIEVE just how full of life these waters are, in fact i actually still go here sometimes! Very often, actually. I actually even won the regions competition for the biggest fish caught this year! You should've SEEN the size of that thing! They usually call them lumifish, since they glow when frightened, but they can also get absolutely massive. The one i caught probably-

* [You zone out as Raseiikoz blabbers about fishing. You wonder how you got into this situation in the first place.]
* [Susie's seemingly left her spot and come over to join in on the monologue.]

R|* ...Anyway, if you two weren't so insistent on getting out of here i would've shown you a little more around. I mean, if you're interested we could probably do it befo...
R|* ...
R|* Weird. It's usually not very foggy he-

* [A loud thud comes from above, startling the three of you]
* [CRASH]

?|* GOTCHA!

tsp? the same puppet? from deltarune: the same puppet? it was made by overkill. yeah.

i discern that i have waded too deep for my own good. the fierce undercurrent of the pipeline claims my poor, unsullied soul.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] White Waters

This is a "Neo-Ruins" replacement for an AU. Which others are there? Do you lie helplessly trapped by myriads of them, or is are these utterings some cruel joke? Will you open your eyes and find out, or live in the bliss of ignorance? It's like some kind of.... deltarune the same puppet again....

* [The walls seem to be melting, but are at the same time as rigid as ever. It's like they lose all composition and then resolidify every passing moment.]
* [You look outside a large window in the hallway. Outside lies a seemingly endless expanse of grasslands with clear blue skies and a single gravel path twisting between the hills.]
* [That wasn't there when you looked at this place from outside.]
* [A sense of dread fills you from looking at it.]

R|* Lancie? Do you mind if i ask a question?

L|* Ask ahead, Private Vert!

R|* Ve... what?
R|* ...
R|* How do you know we're on the right path? I could've sworn we've been in this room like 3 times already.

L|* Don't question my IMPECCABLE navigation skills! I was TRAINED to NAVIGATE and I KNOW this place as if it were my home!!
L|* Which it IS!
L|* This is generic water room number 59!

R|* ...Number 59!?

L|* Yeah my dad has SO many of these completely identical water rooms. I tried to count them once and i got lost for THREE DAYS!
L|* And that time he didn't even spend finding me, he spent it just GETTING there!
L|* Ho ho hon!
L|* ANYWAY! We should be near the inner quart... Inner qu.. qwa- croi... whatever my dad calls them soon! I just call them the MYSTERY ZONE because if you get far enough in, every time you go through a door, the room is never the same one as last time!!
L|* They're SUPER UBER SECRET though, so it's the first time anyone but me and dad have been there i think.
L|* I'm sure he won't mind, he's the best!
L|* Make sure to enjoy the scenery while you can still make it out! Ho hon!!

S|* ...
S|* I'm good, i'm already on the verge of throwing up.
S|* But thanks.

credit for the original TSP goes to this @overkill-the-sequel lad.
imma be real in hindsight this isnt that good i wish i hadnt released it so soon

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] Complex Perplex

This is the "KEEL" replacement for uhhhghhhhgjgdnklææææøøøøååæøææåæøææøæåå. Did you know the eiffel tower can be up to 15cm taller during summer due to thermal expansion?

Ro|* Ze order of zis world, et of zis great might, determines 'ow we act, Lancie. You take mon power for granted.
Ro|* Zis is the natural state of affairs. And zis is 'ow it was meant zu play out, no matter if zey "befriended" toi or were trying zu kill toi.
Ro|* Toi have been lucky, alzough zat, toi 'ave taken for granted, too.
Ro|* Je ask toi to leave us be.
Ro|* Je know toi will not be able zu bear zu see what 'as to 'appen. 

L|* Wh... what? 
L|* Why have you-

Ro|* Lancie.
Ro|* Leave. Now.

L|* ...
L|* You know what? 
L|* No!
L|* I hate to do this, i really do, dad, but... This isn't right.
L|* They haven't done anything wrong!! I've never seen you treat anyone like thi-

Ro|* LEAVE NOW, OR JE WILL MAKE TOI. DO NOT DISSAPOINT MOI, LANCIERE.

* [Lancie seems deeply appalled and takes a couple steps back]

L|* ...
L|* I'm sorry.

* [Lancie quickly and decisively aims his wand at his father]
* [In an instant and with a loud thud, a dense fog fills the void]

L|* RUN!!!

tsp. overkill. connect the dots and a grand revelation awaits you.
i took my time this time and im glad i did

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] MIGHT

This might be a replacement for an AU that certainly exists, that being "Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again", but i'm not sure! If you think about it, all three puppet pipeline rude busters (that i'm aware of) (that aren't TSSP's fake one smhhhh) end in "-er"! For a supposedly minor replacement, this took ridiculously long both on the music and art front lmao

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* [Besommil blocks your path!]
* [Its very presence feels fibrous.]

S|* Oh HELL yeah!
S|* Nigh time than ever to get some milage on this bad boy.

[ Susie draws her battleaxe! ]

R|* Uh, Susie, very sorry to interrupt but this might not be-

S|* Quit pretending you could possibly stop me lmao.
S|* Hey little blue dude! Think fast!

R|* ...Was worth a shot.
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Original TSP by this... this guy. I think he was called Overkill? Yeah i'm positive it was @overkill-the-sequel. Thumbnail also largely inspired by https://soundcloud.com/sinholderangles/killpeopleforfun

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] TINT BLUSTER

* ATTENTION
* please be quiet in the halls. rehearsals ongoing. thank you.

[Remain quiet | ♤ Scream]

S|* (kris please)

[♤ drop kick the sign]

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] 2019 was 8 years ago

Man I wish I had estrogen

just call me Red

I make a lot of playlists

Pfp by @thlot

banner by the fine folks at the calamity mod wiki (I think)

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if I had estrogen I could like, probably rule the world idk maybe THAT'S why they're hiding it from me