Found someone awesome on online dating. Too bad he lives so far away.

You're A Million Miles Away

I was walking down the street the other day. A homeless man shouted out to me "You have great hair!" What a confidence booster! Soon after, someone asked me for a cigarette. 

I had to write about it. 

Great Hair

A sad thing has happened. The "slushie" has been added to the school lunch menu and is now considered a fruit.  Better get my mop.

Slushie

I would like to be proposed to in a ball pit one day. 

Pit Fits Two

An attractive man with a beard greeted me on the street. 

Bearded Angel

I'm making my future husband a blanket. I hope he comes to get it soon. Who could resist a girl who crochets? 

I Crochet

I have an old-school phone. Do I upgrade? Hmm. Might just make me crazy!

Fancy Phone

At the fair, I got into a giant inflatable bubble and ran into other bubble people. Who thought this would be a good idea? Ended up with some minor head injuries... Seven long minutes of fighting for my life.

ReenieHall

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