Here at Regular Features, we like to push boundaries. That's why we're the first podcast to ever discuss BDSM without giggling or being sick into the microphone. In this episode, Log talks about hardcore leather strap velcro kink sex, then Joe, apparently unaware of the theme, discusses tuna.

Steve, god bless him, is just sort of... there? What a strange boy.

trow us bak fugod sake

452: Tuna Spank

Did you know Kenny Rogers came up with the line "you've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em" while he was doing his laundry, it's true ask anyone.

Anyway! In this episode, Log gets imprisoned in his home by an NHS, Steve challenges the boys to a spelling contest, and Joe tries to flog an office chair. Thanks!

don't just stand there

453: Self-Isolating Muntjac Chair

The snap of the magnet releasing its psychic grip, the brief peel of tacky rubber, the delighted squeak of the hinges, a rush of cold air, a waft of something green, the chemical tinge of a bad houmous, a row of eggs watches on. This is it baby, you've opened the fridge for a look.

In this episode, Log opens his fridge for a look. Steve visits the optician. Matt does business with a young boy. Thank you! Hey guess what we've got a surprise for you soon. Hee hee hee. Do you ever read this bit? Hee hee hee.

"Deep Relaxation" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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want some salsa???

454: Staring Into The Fridge

This week Gav's been combing the Discord for #content - something which he swears he won't be doing again. Meanwhile Log's addresses a pretty nasty complaint we've had and Joe has been called up to jury duty or JOEry duty, if you will. Actually...no...it's jury duty. Sorry. Our mistake. 

If you'd like to join the Discord then get involved on Patreon: 
www.patreon.com/regularfeatures

me bad want money now

456: Panic in the Discord

Get this reader on the table, we need to operate NOW! Nurse, pass me a syringe full of Matt forgetting if he's ever owned a watch. I'm going to make a two-inch incision and insert Joe griping about his comedy heroes being sad about death. WE'RE LOSING THEM. We're going to have to do it- Nurse, I understand your reservations but we have to no TIME. We're going to try an experimental technique which involves shoving Log talking about yoga directly into the reader's spinal chord. We lost them. This never gets easier. Time of death: whenever this podcast description ended. I'm going to get a pork pie.
 
"Raving Energy (faster)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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money or we'll perish

458: Richard Simmons' Melancholy Watch

Duncan's Stuck in the 80s.  Now, all his Christmases have come at once.

Featuring Tony Blackburn, John Rio, Michael Fenton Stevens (Martin Brown), Adrian Juste, Charles Nove, Richard Easter, Mitch Johnson, Pete Haslam (Santa), Pamela Day, Dean Lydiate, David Vickery, David Miles, Alan Dedicoat, Rik Scott, Darrell Maclaine (Elvis) and God with the travel news.

NEW!  Listen to episode 4 here: https://soundcloud.com/duncansstuckinthe80s2/stuck-in-the-80s-4-the-last-time

Listen to episode 1 here: https://soundcloud.com/user-813277564/duncans-stuck-in-the-80s-in-stereo

Episode 2 is here: https://soundcloud.com/user-813277564/duncans-still-stuck-in-the-80s-episode-2

Created and produced by Duncan Newmarch.  Protected under copyright.

Special thanks to David Tinley, Stacey Harris and Daniel Stephenson

If you enjoy, please share and spread the 80s.  Merry Christmas!

Stuck in the 80s at Christmas (episode 3 of 4)

FLP:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/896210783862677558/931316879589527582/Sparta_Elated_Base.zip

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Ro1ov3JPRAQa78UviJsF6kxvlB4crpTg?usp=sharing

BPM : 140
Note : E Minor
Main Progression : E5 - F5 - D5 - F5
 
Almost EVERYTHING from this base is made on 3xOsc (except for the snare that was made on MiniSynth)

11/1/2022 - 13/1/2022

Sparta Elated Base

It's not okay to be a grown adult in 2022 and believe the US is pouring weapons into a foreign nation to defend freedom and democracy.

It's not okay to be a grown adult in 2022 and believe serious military conflicts consist of Good Guys fighting Bad Guys like a children's cartoon show.

It's not okay to be a grown adult in 2022 and believe a war is being fought between an evil monster who is the same as Hitler and a virtuous sexy comedian of surpassing bravery and wisdom.

Reading by Tim Foley.

It's Not Okay For Grown Adults To Think This Way About Ukraine

I am back after a gigantic hiatus. I have my old channel back as well so go check that out.

Community Discord Server: https://discord.gg/9XTQPjDXBc
YT :  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLatIUH1TeuM9p41lbvOhXw

Sparta Dominant Base | GNU

''İzlenecek Bi'şey Değil'' Fatih Yıldırım - 11.04.2022

inspi from sparta dark grasp base by GaryViews
made in FL Studio 20

Sparta Conductor Mix

Steve, Log, Joe, Matt and Gav present the podcast that's the same every week