I've now moved my musical malarkeys to Bandcamp 
https://richardmasters.bandcamp.com/

New album: Don't ask

I've moved to bandcamp!  It's nice that bots love my music but...

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This is not a song about Jeremy Corbyn. 
It's a song inspired by the headlines - though I'm sad to say I didn't manage to get in the one about 'Corbyn sex dwarf eaten by otters'.
It's no news that the right wing news machines continue to churn out risible attacks on anyone and anything they don't like, twisting and turning the truth into a hideous balloon animal. 
Only recently Corbyn was criticised for not bowing enough at the cenotaph on Remembrance Sunday and yet the same 'journalist' who reported this failed to mention that while the other politicians were off hobnobbing and networking each other Corbyn stayed to talk with the veterans.  Funny that.  

This song will never be finished - there are headlines I've missed and some doozers yet to come.  If you come across any juicy ones let me know.

What The Papers Say (about Jeremy Corbyn)

Copies of my latest album, Follies are still available . Please feel free to message me on my band Facebook account - link below.



My first musical experience was playing cymbals in a marching band and after a great deal of whining I graduated to the bugle.

As you know the bugle is a wind instrument that has no valves and resembles a pair of bike handle bars that have been involved in a particularly nasty accident. In terms of  musical charm and subtlety the bugle is second only to the car alarm.

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