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Remcola was very emotional. His roblox e-girlfriend just broke up with him and he's 25 million ROBUX in debt. Remcola stepped out of the house in the pouring rain to smoke a cigarette, but since it was raining he failed to light it and just ate the tobacco. Yummers, tasty snacke-roony

Deze Leven

Remcola was driving his slow ass car, jerking his chicken behind the wheel. Until he saw a piggy peeking from behind the tree. It was too late so Remcola busted behind the wheel and got a speeding ticket. Which is kinda a loose-loose scenario.

300 Euro Boete - Remcolamusic

A remaster of Remcola's hit song "Herma Lovesong". This song is a Remcola CLASSIC among his community. Which mostly consist of people with severe mental disabilities and his own family, perhaps even both (I'm talking about his sister). *gets beaten up by Remcola* Okay, okay... I take that last statement back (kinda)

Herma Lovesong - 2024 Remaster

Remcola spreekt niet graag af met verschillende dames. Hij heeft een druk leven en vrouwen staan bijna onderaan de lijst. Als hij dan toch een sletje mee naar huis neemt neemt hij graag de tijd. Maar tot zijn verbazing heeft Remcola de shemale co-star van rapper Sjors meegenomen. Geil! Ik bedoel.... niet geil?

Hopeloos Romantiek - RemcolaMusic

Remcola spends a lot of time with his friend. His friends has never spoken with a woman for longer than 2 days before fucking it up. Remcola both frustrated an infuriated by his friend took his emotions out into this song

Mijn maat en ik

Remcola lovessss emo girls and emo rock, riding on his emo co... my lawyer told me it's better if I did not finish that sentence. Rock on bro

killed for your love

Remcola was driving his whoopty when suddenly he crashed a against a wall. Remcola pulled his pants up and started raping on the spot. Maybe his this rap is so bad because he was suffering from a concussion. Idek bro

Opel crash

Remcola went back his roots for this track. Not that his roots run very deep... but yeah, he tried anyways. Not that it's a good try, but hey I'm just the guy who writes the descriptions.

Emotionele sessie

Remcolala wakes up daily with a rock hard cog. I don't even know what to put here anymore.

Zuivere Dag

Remcola made this song because his music subscription ended. Not a bad brake-up. It was mutual, I think. Or it wasnt and it got cancelled because RemcolaMusic is flat broke, an' that ain't a joke. Holy moly, even I can rap. *Starts beatboxing* Wow! I'm so good at this. Maybe I should stop writing descripions for RemcolaMusic for 50 cents per description and start rapping myself. Just kidding, I live in mumbai and this guy pays me to write descriptions for him. I hate him almost as much a Fiverr. Except for that one time i bought chess lessons from some random guy in Meppel... Strange times.

Hasselterhaven Flow

Sigma, womanizer and proud servant of Christ. Is there something Remcola can't do? Yes, tie his own shoes :(

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