JUST1C3 INV3ST1G4T1ON !! >:]

Lyrics:

On the outskirts of Alternian society,
there is a troll known for her reliability
She'll search up high,
she'll look down low
she goes wherever justice needs to go
You won't find out why, 'cause nobody knows,
but she's the one who gets the truth exposed
She may be blind, but 
Oh, she's sure to find you
she's got a mind designed to catch your kind
If you've done wrong it won't be long before she's found you
She is renowned, all around, for bringing people like you to the ground
It's quite the job, but someone's got to do it --
a man or a mob; she's the one who will pursue it
if you've got a problem, there's one girl to call --
Terezi the trollcop; the best of them all
There's no double jeopardy; no way to escape
when she's got you in custody, make no mistake --
you're headed to jail, with no chance of bail;
Terezi the trollcop always prevails

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFhA5kUt5cA

【Homestuck-Horizon】 Trollcops + original vocals & lyrics

Original song: Trollcops by Erik Scheele.
References to BL1ND JUST1C3: 1NV3ST1G4T1ON and Atomik Ebonpyre.



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