Psy Wolf Goa Trip (Year of The Horse Mix)

Dødsstraf (Death Penalty)

På kanten af loven

Pik Pop (Dick Pop)

Bæmund i Kebab III

Fremad Slå Løs!

Yak Nepper Din Fyr

Yak Nepper med Big Daddy Kane

Rockstar Reggae

Lars Løkke Rasmussen Fundet Død

Happy Days

La Belle Vie Allah Akbar Remix

La Belle Vie The Devil Remix

Rene Qusit had been told that taking a dip with some tiny fish would make him look ten years younger because they nibbled off layers of dead skin.

But one of the elvers squirmed up his manhood and swam right into his bladder.

Rene Quist was rushed to hospital where he underwent a three-hour operation to remove the eel, by which time it was dead.

Rene Quist said: "I climbed in the bath and could feel the eels nibbling my body
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"Then I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis.

"I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared."

Medics said slime on the elver's body, which was measured as half an inch by six inches, had "worked as a lubricant".

Doctor Yak Nepper said: "The diameter of the urethra in a man's genitals is just a little narrower, but because eel are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got in smoothly."




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