

LYRICS

thank you all for gathering here today,
to talk about the gentlemen named Woo Bay,
one born on mainland, moved to Hong Kong,
other born west coast, east for psi upsilon,

Bay’s classic graced us in 96,
check out those forearms on Captain Hendrix,
Woo’s gem graced us in 97,
straight outta erewhon and into peach heaven!


Hummell lays a wreath at Barbara’s grave, then goes on to seriously misbehave, 
Castor fondles a chior girl, the dissolute SOB be destined for the Walsh Institute,

Hummell snags some gas -- brutal, nonlethal force,
so Womack revives a man, no identity, 
SAS... retired, of course

in order to stop a rocket, remove the guidance chip, 
into the bay Navy’ll take a dip,
in order to defuse a bomb, Archer becomes Troy,
plops on his face, such a classic ploy,


on the roof Stanley and Carla are making love,
before they reach climax, Woo, send Bay some doves!
Woo’s gem featured the hardest surgery yet,
don’t play chicken with a god damn jet! 

Bay’s gem crushed the big screen, best blockbuster movie,
JP courtesy: only borrowing your Humvee,
Doc Walsh made hero and villain match down to body hair,
Hummell wants to know, how old is chief of staff Sinclair?


Stanley drives beige Volvo with a roof rack,
so cut him some freakin slack as he prevents a rocket attack,
in the car, Carl is rapey, way too wild,
ass kicked by Castor, don’t you touch Archer’s child!

Bay’s classic graced us in 96,
check out those forearms on Captain Hendrix,
Woo’s gem graced us in 97,
straight outta erewhon and into peach heaven!

Tito!
Tito!

Castor eats a peach for hours, Stanley loves peach sorbet persuasion,
Hummell downs the rocket, striking a stadium isn’t in the equation,
Castor killed Victor with a blow to the chest,
“Do you have any snacks? Drinks?” asks a Fairmont guest,

Paul the Stylist wants to know, “Are you happy with your haircut?”
Castor sad to see Eve go, but loves to watch her butt,
after San Pedro boat chase,
Sean touches Adam’s face,
after green smoke, tossed asea,
vaporize for you and me,


front pew, right leg, vandals hit the gas, 
getaway, 
military-industrial complex killed JFK,

not a myth, 
these films are streamed so often, 
take up all the bandwidth,
Zimmer, Powell, Glennie-Smith -- three wise men,

gentlemen Woo Bay live on in our hearts, 
giving aspiring directors a huge head start, 
face swap, hostage crisis upset the applecart, 
Voyager Three will damn sure include these works of art,


sorry to say, tour’s over, Bob,
Cage and Cage are such heart throbs,
Deitrich says cheers and hands us a glass,
dinks, dents, or scratches, we’ll have your ass,

Bay’s classic graced us in 96,
check out those forearms on Captain Hendrix,
Woo’s gem graced us in 97,
straight outta erewhon and into peach heavennnnn!


Retired Black Lab

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