TheToppo as Spirit
Corncob as John 

Written by Teimunity

Illustrations by Nooby 
Thumbnail by ClarencetheDuck

Produced by Teimunity 
Mixed and Mastered by Danii

Special Thanks to: SPM, Buckethead, RaisuBattle

John (Minecraft) vs. Spirit (Roblox) • TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES!

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i made this in like a couple days so its not as good as the others

TheToppo as Dandy and Banban

written, mixed, thumbnail by TheToppo

Produced by Anywaywell

Special thanks:
BlushCrunch Studios
Euphoric Brothers
Michael Stark

[Dandy verse 1]
Hi, welcome to Gardenview!
We get a lot of visitors, but I’ll pardon you
Cause you thought you could step up
To the Dandicus Dancifer dancing on you and your garten, dude!

So I’ll list things off because first up,
You were forgotten cause the players wanted to bird up
And second off, what’s the problem with your model?
Awful mess of polygons that can’t keep himself docile

You’re hostile, and when you tried to be a good person
You ended up looking like a zombie, it’s hurting
To see that some people actually enjoy you
Call me naughtified cause I’m here to destroy you

The Brothers’ games don't make anyone Euphoric
Started going with the joke like they used metamorphosis
Oh yeah! You would know about that, huh?
Turned into a demon so you had yourself trapped shut

[Banban verse 1]
I’m coming out of the sector to say this
Your whole silly to scary thing’s basic
I’m known to at least have respectability
You’re known to steal gameplay from Flee the Facility

Selling off gumballs but nobody bought them
Sitting and failing at making a profit
Yes I trapped myself shut, but you should shut your trap
Before I make you the second one Scrapped

You’re one to talk about being a demon
When after you’re lacking in tapes you start scheming
And while it’s true you’re talked about often
Is it really worth it when the topic’s what Rox did

Punchcrush vs BlushCrunch
Your fame’s just some dumb luck
You’re Twisted, you’re fucked up
And left alone for Sprunki stuff

[Dandy verse 2]
Ironic  you say I’m left alone
When you’re just a clone, a replacement for Flumbo

[Banban verse 2]
Pipe down, flower, I think I should mention
How you try and try and beg for attention

[Dandy verse 3]
Right back at you, you Play-Doh weirdo
More disgusting than the designs in Banban 0

[Banban verse 3]
Twisting me’s the only chance you have to beat me
But your Ichor’s worthless when you’re drowning in Gv

Dandy vs Banban - Rap Battle

Garten of Banban 0 OST - Baby Leaps

prod by SAINT-DROP

than

I’ve conquered galaxies
Stars and planets kneel before my massive fleets
All is grasped between my palms so Ganon’s region is not worth vanquishing
You’re called calamity incarnate? That’s the name they oughta had for me
Cause if you reincarnate, then this body’s guaranteed

Your power’s so finite
Only spanning three timelines
You’ve been a bore in my eyes
And I don’t mean the swine kind
You’d die twice when you and a child fight
But I’ll help rewind time
You then got a fresh start when you met your demise like

You hide in fortresses til a half-pint warrior kills ya
Just a sitting duck when you have no Courage and Wisdom
You’ve only ever had Power, cause when it’s in my hands
You’ll end up just as empty and barren as your own desert land

gan

Pity… for an Eternal, you’ve no eternal youth
I get purple too, but only when I look at you
Horrid creature, being born a leader is what I’m suited to
It’s my birthright, something that you couldn’t do

Girlfriend’s a skull head, I’d say he’s just as dense
Cause this weak man can’t see that he’s slave to all her whims
So much cowardice that now his own face has gotten split
Cause you’re an ace at being able to take it on the chin

You can’t conquer - any star that you find
When Nebula’s your daughter - and you’d toss her aside
And you nearly ruled the cosmos - but you thought your - artifact died
So go on and have mine, for YOU just seem to LOSE power all of the time

than

(*thanos gets the power triforce and uses it to complete the infinity gauntlet*)

You just made a mistake. A grave one.
The Cosmic Cube then or your Triforce now won’t shape up
So cough up your armies and squadrons
Ironic, I slaughter your gauntlet of bosses with a gauntlet

(*thanos starts fuckin, bashing shit round hyrule with the gauntlet*)

With how you store your currency
You can’t afford my mercy
When your rainbow shards are scattered far and they get lost in random pots until a boy goes burgling
In the homes he lurks in
So I’ll show him what a REAL home invasion’s got

All of your goblins and Lizalfos’ get chopped to death 
And it’s obvious to me that any sort of Guardians aren’t a threat
You’re a lunatic, your planned purge was flooding the damn Earth?
I’ll do Hyrule a favour and snap - before you snap first

(*thanos snaps*)

gan

I applaud and laugh! You left my army halved!
But they’re only there to ensure I get a proper match
You really dare to split me in two? You’ll see me halved then…
Cause now you’re talking to GANON

(*ganondorf kinda just doesnt care and turns ganon*)

Some rodent left your MASSIVE ASS FLAT
So if you’ve mastered betrayal, you’re better AS A DAMN RAT 
I’m the only person that you CANNOT BACKSTAB
Cause you’re no rival, I’ve a dark side THAT YOU CAN’T MATCH

But Thanos, know I’m thankful for the crafts and forces that you’ve brought
For after your defeat, your men will fall under my grand control
To have the stars and beyond is a chance I hold
But first I now command you all to bow before Ganondorf, your brand new lord

(*ganon takes control of thanos’ fleet and goes on a big space adventure :3*)


hi! welcome back to a new different version of rosenthal battles where i sort of just dont give a shit about anything past the demo stage because i cba!

this specific battle was inspired by this one battle rapper named jey the nitewing, who is like the definition of aura, so i wanted to write a battle that sorta encapsulates the mad king energy. some other battlers that inspired this writing were dizaster and real sikh on ganon’s side, but this is mainly inspired by jey in general.

for this battle i wanted to focus on setting a tone of like “you dont fuck around w these guys” and the substance of the disses sorta suffered from that, but ermm i kinda uhh dont care lole. hopefully i was able to deliver what i wanted thru the writing and performance, but im just glad knowing that i was able to pay good tribute to the mad fucking king 👑

Thanos VS Ganondorf - Scrapped Battles of Whatever

WARNING: This battle contains substance reference, as well as strong profanity. Listen at your own risk.

Welcome back to MC Fawful Rap Battles! Today, two ADHD vs Autism mentalities clash, with the rapper famous for the Wednesday saga of albums, Chris Webby, against… The Autism Creature? Look I couldn’t think of anything better, I had another TBH matchup but it just didn’t feel right. Uhhh, who will win? Will Christian come out as the highest in the room (that’s his song right)? Will TBH wow the audience? That’s for you to decide!

CREDITS:

Zander as Chris Webby (audio)
Ego as Chris Webby (video)

Kurobane Azia as TBH

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Clinstrumentals
Mixed by jort
Art by Evrywunzf8vrit
Cover-art by JotaSeis
Special thanks to PotFork

Alright, I think that’s it; stay tuned for the next installment of MC Fawful Rap Battles!

Chris Webby vs The Autism Creature - Rap Battle!

Ego as Granny 
Ego as Grandpa
TheToppo as The Warden
Beat by: Sapjer and Bross
Written by: Ego, lowkdoodles and jordy
Mixed by: jordy
Cover art by: Cidisswo

LYRICS:

EGO RAP BATTLES!!!!

GRANNY!!!!

VS!!!!

THE WARDEN!!!!

BEGIN!!!!

[Granny]
(laughs) ugh I am your granny, this hack I am hacking and slashing 
And with this bat, your head I will bash in, show you im batshit, like pepper spray: can it
Downloads go up like attics, The Warden, oh hes just so rancid
And on the track, im dropping bear traps, so how could you match up? you’re already half dead
You should respect your elders, or join the rest of my helpers (Hhh, hhh)
Is it a suprise that I’m better? The one with the spider came up on the web first
Beware, granny is no fable, I’m heavy metal like a Granny smithing table
You wont find MY keys, Warden, wanna play hide and seeeeeek?
Aint one to be played with, I keep the player in the basement
But with the way your updates went, you left your fans in the deep dark, but that aint what your player base meant!
Want a war then warden? Battle me, you’re cooked
Make like angelene and book
And you shouldn’t feel too bad you haven’t any ears
You havent made noise in the fandom in years
After this bat-tery its lights out, unless you want you be ground, you should burrow back into it right now
And the only reason that you got more power than the enderdragon is that in the end you're draggin all your fights out
You couldn't beat me with your TV tropes, sir 
Keep your E rating I’ll stick with DV Loper
You got 2 verses left so try to talk back
And we’ll who’s really immune to knockback

[Warden]
Yo granny it’s past your bedtime
Lay victims to bed but you can’t lay a rhyme
I’m glad that I’m blind so I cant see your games shit design
Your textures are more pixelated than mine
Your names funny, youre not a grandma, youre a dang mummy
In your lil’ red santa hat, feeling all festive-like
Watch me grab my catalyst and check it twice *skulk sound*
For like 5 days, you were trending
Then you went to shit like your franchise took the sewer ending
I dug out, when you’re up to bat
Its ironic, a Grammy would suck at rap (ahh)
And If I were you, Id be driven
Instead of cars, to fix your lighting engine
No eyes, one look at me scares all the children
You’re a phone game, I'm THE out of pocket addition
Slendrina, I’ll take you to school
But like your model they should have gave you the boot
And I wouldn’t sweater, go back to your knitting club, 
Tick me off and the grandfather is getting clocked
You would eat crow in a cage fight 
This is your last chance, like day 5 
Couldn’t even hit your own target audience
Out of ammo and aimless, as your AI 

[Grandpa and Granny]
(AHA!) No wrench but you might be screwed
Better bolt or ill send you the “ICU” 
When I swing it you know it’s such a sweet sensation
Even Marky Mark rapped better good vibrations
I’ve never heard a verse that left me more bored
Best watch your step like The Creaking. Floorboards.
Can’t you see why you Diana (die and i) live?
If you don’t want smoke, than stay out the crib!

[Warden]
We both have underground societies
But your following is counting down, like hide and seek
Your dental plan’s a disturbing signt
Use them white pearl eyes for some pearly whites
Hit the cutting room floor, once the remakes phased you out
Kids left you behind and now the retirement home is granny’s house

Granny vs The Warden (Minecraft) - Ego Rap Battles

What the ... (SPRUNKI PYRAMIXED : REGRETFUL MIX)

Fox-Uality 2: Sins of the Fur

Pinned and Purring

[Verse 1]
Dust on the marble, sunlight in her veins
Blinding reflection—empire in the sand
Hands like a monarch, fate bends as she claims
Every mountain's promise, poured from golden hands
Longing burns brighter than midday flame
Hunger for splendor—she carves her own name
Cathedrals of plenty rise at her demand
No shadow is safe from her radiant command

[Pre-Chorus]
Hear the hush of the halls when her power ignites
Every wish in the wind, every crown in her sight

[Chorus]
Raise it high—strike with the spear of the dawn
Shatter the silence, see the shadows withdrawn
All that glitters—hers for the taking, the throne and beyond
Overflow, overflow, let the rivers run on
Light bends around her, the desert obeys
Fortune unending, she won’t fade away
Hearts fall like treasure at the edge of her gaze
Overflow, overflow, let the rivers run on

[Verse 2]
Wings from the sunlight, echoes of old scars
What’s lost to the ages glints beneath new stars
From the silence of ruins, she gathered her spark
The world reimagined with a flick and a mark
Grandeur and mercy—two sides of the gold
A fortress of legends, but the fire runs cold
If betrayal or darkness ever dares to arise
She’ll outshine the peril with abundance that blinds

[Pre-Chorus]
Hear the hush of the halls when her power ignites
Every wish in the wind, every crown in her sight

[Chorus]
Raise it high—strike with the spear of the dawn
Shatter the silence, see the shadows withdrawn
All that glitters—hers for the taking, the throne and beyond
Overflow, overflow, let the rivers run on
Light bends around her, the desert obeys
Fortune unending, she won’t fade away
Hearts fall like treasure at the edge of her gaze
Overflow, overflow, let the rivers run on

[Bridge]
Locked in the vault—her regrets and her pride
What’s golden can fracture but never can hide
When legends awaken and destinies call
She’ll rise from the ashes, outshining them all

[Final Chorus]
Raise it high—strike with the spear of the dawn
Shatter the silence, see the shadows withdrawn
All that glitters—hers for the taking, the throne and beyond
Overflow, overflow, let the rivers run on
Light bends around her, the desert obeys
Fortune unending, she won’t fade away
Hearts fall like treasure at the edge of her gaze
Overflow, overflow, let the rivers run on
Overflow, overflow, let the rivers run on

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