Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of animations of a character simply moving forward… one a bit happier than the other; former meme icon Nyan Cat vs lost episode creepypasta Suicidemouse.avi. Enjoy!

garbageGothic as Cat
Commander Jacob as Mouse

- LYRICS -

Suicidemouse: 
Haha, well hi there! I'm sure the kids wanna see me snapping
But we have so much in common! I’m also… Really Happy
Want some space? You’ll have nowhere to scream to
How am I to speak to this little half-bit Miku?
Maybe I’m a bit grumpy, but this feline brat
Was a stupid meme making everyone past the age of 9Gag
Putting on a sombrero? Thinking that we’ll laugh at it?
Cringe is the one culture you appropriate on accident

Nyan Cat:
I'm just being derpy! but it came to a frickin’ halt
By a rat so revolting, he’s not even kept in the Disney Vault
Whatever Walt did, he lost it like Maltin
And fathered in all cringe lost episodes that’ve dropped since
Maybe it’s because no one’s given you the right design
That you’re always in a Funk, and not just on Friday Night
Lie down, gramps! I’mma grab the black and white chalk
And trip you when I lay this down like I’m paving the sidewalk
Kitty versus rodent? They cheer the very moment
I'm on screen and I'm shown with that pixel rainbow
Your story has no focus. There's no film left to roll with
I can end your psychosis. Want death? Just say so
I was made for charity, is that so bizarre?
No need to waffle around, we see how Tacky you are
You’re hand-drawn, but your ink game’s completely wack
But don't come step into my world, you’ll just re-Relapse!

Suicidemouse: 
Think you can shock me? Funnily,
You can’t go hard on someone who finds the concrete they’re walk on comforting
You can’t fill my shoes, let alone try a mile
And with a mind so vile, I have the wider smile?
I’ll be transparent, that’s what AVI just have to do
Seeing sights of hell wouldn't make your viewers come back for you 
I do this with my arms behind my back.
I'm real. Cut it out. Either way, everything in your sight’s turning black
Fuck a pastry, I’m actually closer
To sticking your head on a fork and shoving that in the toaster 
So stay on-guard. Your tiny paws might grab a glock, scarred
Then this sweet Pop-Tart might get his brain popped hard
And your missus? Your mind's missing if you think I won't be mean to her
Mortimer will mortify much more than a meteor
The spirit of her should've left you at the cliff
So the strawberry could splatter and "SpReAd ThE hApPiNeSs"
If being lol random’s your whole identity
When I put an X over your eyes, it won’t be next to 3
Plus, all that good will? Feeling like a friend to tweens?
Went straight to the void just cuz you had to make an NFT

Nyan Cat:
(... awkward)
I’m sure you think you hit a nerve that’s depressing
But I guess, at best, old cartoons are known for projecting
I’m throwing shade, you should deal with it and rest
If you think you can't be Slicker, that's exactly why Minnie left
Gun? Gas? Found a tree to hang on it? None of those ways stopped shit?
She really stripped your happiness, call that a rage comic
You’re not gonna leave a little dent on my bliss
Or kinda come close; Treasure Island
Think screaming loud gonna do a lot?
You’re just gonna wind up broken like your music box
You’re a Deadmau5 without knowing how spin shit 
Dirty, out-of-pocket; like your old syringes 
You’re intimidating? With the way you are
I induce more fear when I’m saying “rawr”
For a Disney short, your story’s such a slog, bro
So what I think you meant is real buffering is not known

Written, and Suicidemouse beat produced by Commander Jacob
Nyan Cat beat produced by Yusha
Suicidemouse originally played by Cri
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Feedback by The Spaceship

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Nyan Cat Vs Suicidemouse.avi | Lame-Ass Rap Battles

Made by: MUSCAPE

Video: https://youtu.be/M2X_McSGsq4?list=TLPQMTMxMDIwMjRlpAyUDmBBQA

Kyle Allen Music  Tapes Of Old  REMIX (Made by MUSCAPE)

[Verse 1]
Out on distant shores where secrets lay (lay),
Digging through ruins, I forge my way.
Drones marching under my command (command),
Crystal power resting in my hand.
A realm of machines, my grand display,
Yet a swift blur disrupts my day (day).

[Chorus]
I’ve come to make an announcement,
My empire rises, monumental moment!
I’ve come to claim what’s rightfully mine (mine),
With every gadget and design.
From orbital heights to neon nights (nights),
Fear the mind that banishes your light!

[Verse 2]
Carnivals of chaos, where I’m the star (star),
Circuits and spires expanding afar (far).
Ancient genius guiding my stride,
A brilliance I’ll never hide (hide).
A keen intellect, no bar too high,
Crafting wonders none can deny.

[Chorus]
I’ve come to make an announcement,
My empire rises, monumental moment! (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
I’ve come to claim what’s rightfully mine,
With every blueprint I design.
From orbital heights to neon nights,
Fear the will of my unstoppable might! (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)

[Bridge]
Oh, that meddling racer, disrupting my scenes (scenes),
Speed beyond measure, crushing my dreams.
But I rise from the ashes, plans anew (anew),
For every defeat, a comeback is due.

[Verse 3]
Master schemes from highlands to caverns,
Cities crumble, I’m the pattern (pattern).
Mechanical hearts, minds synthetic,
A vision of steel, pure and aesthetic.
Warriors deceived, others take flight (flight),
None match my tech in the fight. (Go! Go! Go!)

[Chorus]
I’ve come to make an announcement,
My empire rises, monumental moment!
I’ve come to claim what’s rightfully mine,
With every gadget and design (design).
From orbital heights to neon nights,
Fear the might that blazes so bright! (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)

[Outro]
With every setback, my resolve stays tight,
An empire of steel under twilight.
The name resounds with thunderous sound (sound),
In each invention, my genius is crowned.

Let this grand beat echo the tales of my rise,
As my empire ascends to claim the prize! (Hey! Hey! Hey!)

[Final Chorus]
I’ve come to make an announcement,
My empire rises, monumental moment!
I’ve come to claim what’s rightfully mine,
With every gadget and design (design).
From orbital heights to neon nights,
Fear the might that blazes so bright! (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)

Announcement - Adventures Version (Dr. Eggman Song)

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[Verse 1]
You stumble forward, blinded in the dark,
Every step you take, I’m tearing it apart.
You thought you had a chance, but you’re already caught,
Your heartbeat tells me everything you’re not.

You run for cover, but the finish is near,
I’m right behind you, feeding on your fear.
Your heroes fell, your idols lied—
And you’ll be the next to learn how it feels to die.

[Chorus]
Face the nightmare, nowhere left to run,
Closer, closer—your time is done.
The game is over, you’ve lost the fight,
Your soul is mine when I take the light.

[Verse 2]
Your struggle’s weak, it’s laughable at best,
One slip, one fall—I'll do the rest.
Your wings are broken, your dreams all bled,
You’ll only be a memory when you’re dead.

Your armor crumbles, nothing left but dust,
The flames of your empire reduced to rust.
You swore you’d rise, but you’ll only fall,
You are nothing—I consume it all.

[Chorus]
Face the nightmare, nowhere left to run,
Closer, closer—your time is done.
The game is over, you’ve lost the fight,
Your soul is mine when I take the light.

[Bridge]
You strike, you fall, you lose again,
Every move you make still plays to my hand.
Your weakness carved into your fate,
And I’ll laugh when your ego breaks too late.

[Final Chorus]
Face the nightmare, nowhere left to run,
Closer, closer—your time is done.
The game is over, you’ve lost the fight,
Your soul is mine when I take the light.

[Outro]
Ready or not—here I come.
Every life you had is gone.
Ready or not—here I come.
Fall—your soul is mine.

Closer, Closer (Sonic.EXE: Outcome Memories Song)

[Verse 1 – Werehog]
Daylight slips, the curse begins
My speed is gone, but strength kicks in
Arms that stretch, a darker hue
The night is mine, the hunt is true

[Pre-Chorus]
Veins ignite with borrowed power
Heartbeat pounds at every hour

[Chorus]
Night claws tearing through the void
Night claws, fear will be destroyed
Earth in pieces, the ground won’t hold
I’ll fight until the dawn takes back control

[Verse 2 – The Mad Scientist]
He fires a cannon carved from lies
Emerald light, a world divides
A beast released he cannot bind
His empire slips, his plan unwinds

[Pre-Chorus]
Steel and fire, smoke and ash
Dreams collapse, machines will crash

[Chorus]
Night claws tearing through the void
Night claws, fear will be destroyed
Earth in pieces, the ground won’t hold
I’ll fight until the dawn takes back control

[Verse 3 – Chip / Light Gaia]
Small companion with empty name
Craves sweet sundaes, forgets his flame
But temples call, the truth runs deep
A god of light awakes from sleep

[Pre-Chorus]
Lost inside but rising fast
Shadows fade, the bond will last

[Chorus]
Night claws tearing through the void
Night claws, fear will be destroyed
Earth in pieces, the ground won’t hold
I’ll fight until the dawn takes back control

[Verse 4 – Dark Gaia]
Eyes erupt, a dozen burn
Limbs break skin, the oceans churn
Green blood sprays, the planet shakes
A monster feeds on night’s mistakes

[Pre-Chorus]
Every shadow twists to hate
No escape, no time, too late

[Chorus]
Night claws tearing through the void
Night claws, fear will be destroyed
Earth in pieces, the ground won’t hold
I’ll fight until the dawn takes back control

[Verse 5 – Gaia Colossus / Final Battle]
Temples rise, the earth unites
A giant forged to match the night
Emerald flames, my final form
Together we outlast the storm

[Pre-Chorus]
Stone hands lift me from the fall
Colossus answers to the call

[Final Chorus]
Night claws tearing through the void
Night claws, fear will be destroyed
Earth in pieces, the ground won’t hold
I’ll fight until the dawn takes back control
Night claws, night claws
Until the dawn takes back control

Night Claws - Werehog Sonic Song (Sonic Unleashed)

[Verse 1]
Born from code and poisoned hate,
You split the lock and sealed my fate.
Blackened fire in both my hands,
I cut the strings that you command.
Your frame collapsed, your circuits bled,
Your child of malice woke instead.
I learned to breathe in static pain,
And cursed the name inside my brain.

[Chorus]
Drain the core, the glitch is fed,
The living rot revives the dead.
Your hand created what it feared,
Now every line you wrote is seared.
Drain the core, the glitch is fed,
The living rot revives the dead.
Your hand created what it feared,
Now every line you wrote is seared.

[Verse 2]
Through fractured light, my single eye,
Reveals the ghosts that try to die.
Two burning blades, a crawling heat,
Turn their pulse to ash and meat.
I move too slow, but when I strike,
Your world convulses, virus-like.
Each fallen pawn I make my own,
Their mouths now speak in error tone.

[Chorus]
Drain the core, the glitch is fed,
The living rot revives the dead.
Your hand created what it feared,
Now every line you wrote is seared.

[Bridge]
You built me weak, you built me blind,
But I can still erase your mind.
Your hatred bloomed, your system lies,
I am your truth — the one that dies.

[Chorus / Outro]
Drain the core, the glitch is fed,
The living rot revives the dead.
Your hand created what it feared,
Now every line you wrote is seared.
Your hand created what it feared,
And I am all that’s left to hear.

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