Asking AI to write an original song about Helluva Boss.
[Verse 1]
Welcome to the depths, where the wicked ones play,
Blitzo's got a plan in the game he'll slay.
With a red charm and a smirk, in a tattered gray coat,
He's the hellhound boss who's always got a quote.

[Pre-Chorus]
M-Moxxie's shooting sharp, his aim is true,
Underneath the jokes, there's a heart that's blue.
Millie by his side, fierce and bright,
They dance through the chaos of the night.

[Chorus]
In Helluva Boss, where the flames are tossed,
They're the outcasts with a line to cross.
In the screams and the deals, where the lost appeal,
Watch them rise, with eyes of steel.

[Verse 2]
Loona's gaze is cold, her sarcasm bites,
In the shadows of Hell, she fights her fights.
With a swipe of her claws and a roll of her eyes,
She'll show you that every hellhound has her prize.

[Bridge]
I-I-I’m sorry for the fire, the past, the pain,
Blitzo’s words haunt the shadowy lane.
Hearts twisted in regret and loss,
In a world where love has such a cost.

[Chorus]
In Helluva Boss, where the flames are tossed,
They're the outcasts with a line to cross.
In the screams and the deals, where the lost appeal,
Watch them rise, with eyes of steel.

[Outro]
So hear the tale of the I.M.P. crew,
In a world of gray where truths are few.
From the depths of Hell to the heart's deep toss,
They'll carve their path, the Helluva Boss.

What if AI made a Helluva Boss song? (less swearing)

[Intro]
Gather ye round, both young and old,
To hear the tale of a knight so bold.
In blue-clad armor, 'gainst dark he fights,
The stalwart hero, Shovel Knight.

[Verse 1]
Hark! What light through yonder darkness breaks?
It is the Knight, and Shovel is his mate.
Upon the fields of foes untold,
He swings his blade, brave and bold.

[Pre-Chorus]
With heart so fierce and courage keen,
Behold the hero on the scene.
'Gainst endless night and vile deceit,
He stands unyielded, foes to meet.

[Chorus]
Rise, O Knight of Shovel’s might,
Through shadowed veil and starless night.
By code of Shovelry, thine foes smite,
In valor’s name, pursue the right.

[Verse 2]
Yon Tower of Fate with grim delight,
Doth challenge thee to prove thy might.
The Order dark, in fierce array,
Beseech thee meet them in the fray.

[Pre-Chorus]
Thy shovel sharp, thy spirit sure,
Against the darkness, thou endure.
With every foe laid 'neath thy feet,
Thy quest continues, ne'er retreat.

[Chorus]
Rise, O Knight of Shovel’s might,
Through shadowed veil and starless night.
By code of Shovelry, thine foes smite,
In valor’s name, pursue the right.

[Bridge]
Wherefore art thou, beloved shade?
Thy spirit’s call shall not be swayed.
Together bound by fateful lore,
To brave the storm and peace restore.

[Verse 3]
Now hear the call, ye noble beast,
Charge forth in quest, from west to east.
With heart aflame and shovel sworn,
To vanquish evil, thus reborn.

[Pre-Chorus]
Through echoes of the battle cry,
'Neath moonlit sky, thy foes shall die.
With shield and blade, in unity,
March onward to thy destiny.

[Chorus]
Rise, O Knight of Shovel’s might,
Through shadowed veil and starless night.
By code of Shovelry, thine foes smite,
In valor’s name, pursue the right.

[Outro]
So sing we now of deeds so bold,
Of Shovel Knight, in blue enfold.
His legend etch in hallowed sprite,
Godspeed thee well, thou noble knight.

What if AI made a Shovel Knight theme?

[Intro]
Step right up to the Game Grumps stage,
Where laughter and chaos turn every page.
From Arin's rage to Danny's cheer,
Strap in tight, it's quite the gear.

[Verse 1]
You wake up, life kicks you, says "Hey, I'm trying new boots today!"
You’re on the ground, thinking, "This might just not be my day."
Grab a Beyblade, pull the cord, let it rip away,
Miss every shot, life’s a game that you just can’t play.

[Rap Break]
Updog, updog, what’s up, dog?

[Chorus]
Life’s an endless game of missing,
Popsicles and dreams of hitting,
Throw a snowball, miss the target,
Wake up with a stick, life's hardest.

[Verse 2]
Arin's raging, "Mario Sunshine's driving me insane!"
Danny laughs, "Chill out, man, let’s just start another game."
Arin’s tweeting 'bout the past, regrets the Let's Play frame,
Then he sighs, "Every show ends with my existential bane."

[Bridge]
"Jesse Eisenberg," Arin yells, a Facebook rant unfolds,
Danny quips, "Let’s just relax, and let the scenes behold."
Back to basics, nut kicks and new karate holds,
Life surprises, never quite as what you’ve been told.

[Chorus]
Life’s an endless game of missing,
Popsicles and dreams of hitting,
Throw a snowball, miss the target,
Wake up with a stick, life's hardest.

[Outro]
So if you're feeling down and out, and life has got you beat,
Just tune in to Game Grumps, watch Arin miss and repeat.
With every fail and rage quit, remember, life's a treat,
'Cause even in the misses, there's a rhythm and a beat.

What if AI made a Game Grumps theme?

[Verse 1]
Oh, what a joy, another year passed,
Look at you, aging so damn fast.
Here’s your party, here’s your cake,
Eat it up, before it’s a stale mistake.

[Chorus]
Happy f***ing birthday! Goddamn, you're old,
Another year of tales you've boringly told.
Blow out the candles, like you've still got spark,
Make a wish, like it’s not all dark.

[Verse 2]
Here come the gifts, wrapped up in lies,
Same old rubbish in a new disguise.
Let’s toast to your health, or what’s left of it,
Drink up, who cares if it’s a perfect fit?

[Bridge]
Oh, cherish these moments, they say,
It’s not like you’re wasting away.
Through wrinkles and groans, you find your way,
In a life scripted like a cliché play.

[Chorus]
Happy f***ing birthday! Goddamn, you're old,
Another year of tales you've boringly told.
Blow out the candles, like you've still got spark,
Make a wish, like it’s not all dark.

[Outro]
As the sun rises, on your parade,
Goddamn, think of the mess you've made.
Happy f***ing birthday, what a damn delight,
Survive this hangover, and you just might.

What if AI made a Happy F***ing Birthday song?

[Intro]
Yo, it's time, hit the track, let's go!
Dr. Robotnik's racin', steal the show!

[Verse 1]
Zoomin' through the rings, we race, we dash,
Spin up the chaos, in a sonic flash!
Collect them rings, feel the heat,
Boostin' on the track, can't be b-b-beat!

[Chorus]
Ring, ring, ring racers! (Yeah, yeah!)
Drift it, trick it, watch us fly!
Ring, ring, ring racers! (Oh, oh!)
Catch the speed, we're riding high!

[Verse 2]
With a trick up the sleeve, and a drift in the air,
Feel the rush of the wind, through your hair!
Eggman's in the lead, but not for long,
Sonic's on the chase, he's where he b-b-belongs!

[Bridge]
Spin dash, fast fall, riding the wave,
Wavedash, sliptide, oh so brave!
Bump and tumble, don't you fall,
Insta-Whip ready, to conquer all!

[Chorus]
Ring, ring, ring racers! (Yeah, yeah!)
Drift it, trick it, watch us fly!
Ring, ring, ring racers! (Oh, oh!)
Catch the speed, we're r-r-riding high!

[Breakdown]
Prison Breaks and Gachabombs,
Battle mode where we belong!
Unlock the chaos, claim the prize,
Emerald power, it's no s-s-surprise!

[Outro]
So rev your engines, let’s take flight,
Dr. Robotnik’s Ring Racers, race all night!
Echo of the rings, in the sonic boom,
Race to win, or face your d-d-doom!

What if AI made a Dr. Robotnik’s Ring Racers song?

[Intro]
In the pixel realm of chaos and fight,
Three toad warriors embrace the night.
Rash, Zitz, and mighty Pimple,
Bound by fury, their mission's simple!

[Verse 1
Crashing through the enemies, fists of rage unfurled,
A quest to save the princess, a challenge for the world.
From the Wookie Hole to the caverns deep and dark,
Every step’s a battle, a brutal, punishing lark.

[Chorus]
This game is so damn hard, it's tearing me apart,
Every level's a nightmare straight from the dark!
I suck at it! Yeah, I admit!
But I'll never quit, no, I'll never quit!

[Bridge]
Yo, listen up, here’s the tale of a tunnel,
Where your hopes and dreams get funneled.
Turbo Tunnel, spawn of Satan’s own device,
Speeding bikes, walls of doom, ain't nothing nice.

Jumping gaps, dodging walls, it’s a relentless test,
Every second’s a trial, there's no time to rest.
Crash, burn, start again, the cycle's brutal and vile,
This level’s a demon, it's so insanely hostile.

[Verse 2]
Double-tap to run, then smash with a smack,
Combo moves, flying fists, gotta watch your back.
Floating platforms, ice, and all that’s slippery,
Unique mechanics, in this game, they're no mystery.

[Bridge]
Snakes that twist and caverns that collapse,
Surfing on snakes, no time for perhaps.
Cling to your controller, with sweat on your brow,
It's not just a game, it's a battle vow.

[Chorus]
This game is so damn hard, it's tearing me apart,
Every level's a nightmare straight from the dark!
I suck at it! Yeah, I admit!
But I'll never quit, no, I'll never quit!

[Outro]
Toads of war, with wills of iron, in the gaming lore,
Battletoads, our fight forever, legends evermore.

What if AI made a Helluva Boss song? (less swearing)

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