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Children full of nothing but sin, face your judgment and repent by supporting the original artist or face you gasp for and struggle to breathe…

The Binding of Isaac - Delirium - With Lyrics by Man on the Internet ft. Kyle, Darby, Meg

Jonna-Lynn Alonso as Nemona
yukigloom as Goku

Written by SIR Rap Battles & Jofinity
Additional writing help by Shimario
Mixed by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by Diamond Style 
Cover art by LimJJ (Original cover by M!CAH)
Cover art stills by Cole
Special thanks to RaccoonBroVA, Eric the Audible, Ryoma Ishizuka, bblackroses, Satoshi Tajiri & Akira Toriyama

Nemona: (0:24)
All the fans in the region, you hear them cheer for the champ
When your planet’s in need, you disappear in a flash
I’ve got a masterful team prepared to clear any match
While your laughable team just shrieks in fear from attacks 
So - he got adopted by Grandpa Gohan until he got stomped on 
By no one other than the toddler that he taught and fostered
And as a grown-up, his losses don't stop
‘Cause all of the monsters that he was crossing took his comrades and offed them
I'm an Academy Ace! You never got an education
Speeding past your limits, but a driving test is where you're failing?
That's outrageous! You can't stay committed to the sons you're raising 
If you keep forsaking them as prey for the foes that you're facing
I'll be popping off when I land critical strikes
But when this pop is off, it's ‘cause he's ditching his wife
Losing the ones you love? You sure take after your dad, man
A father-son legacy ‘cause this fight’s your last stand!

Goku: (1:05)
Aw, I kinda wished I'd get an actual fight
Should’ve brought your gym leader to rap ‘cause you’re lacking in Ryme
So stack up our might, the gap is too wide if we talk fisticuffs
Couldn't patch that Gastly-looking face with Herba Mystica
So obsessed with spars, you'd wind up who you're speaking to
It seems that you must be illiterate - can't write or read the room
And after catching wind of Turtle School, a good bout’s what I can't ignore
While your school’s out catching turtles like some kind of Capsule Corps!
With what you've promoted, you left your fanbase broken
Those blows you dealt felt Phoned in, it's like your father Rotom
Kamehameha flowing ‘cause you don't seem to notice
This contest is the only time you're good at throwing
People drop you like your frame rate? Sheesh, you’ve had a rough time
You’re the type to bug but your game is more the bug-type 
You like to battle? Well… maybe don’t punch like
you’re still holding back, kid, let’s make this a fun fight!

Nemona (1:45):
You Self-Destruct in fights so much, this lucha’s your last
‘Cause like it's Frieza with your planet, I’mma put ‘ya on blast (Sí!)
This gluttonous dud should swallow this truth up for his next feast:
Regardless of his heart disease, this papá is a deadbeat

Goku (1:55):
Whew, that’s more like it! You’re getting used to spitting some disses
But I bet I can catch on quicker, call that Instant Transmission 
Shouldn't be messing with Universe 7, kid
When half your character designs are more lifeless than your professor is

Nemona (2:06):
If you wanna talk professors, I better mention
Yours developed cybernetic weapons, that left your future threatened
Even in the face of defeat, I'm always beaming up
You only made Raditz face defeat when you're left Beaming up!
And seeing your films’ canon, it’s just gunning to fail
‘Cause they made like a pair of scissors and kept cutting your tales
So like your hijo with a dinosaur, ditch this before it gets worse
We'd probably have to wait another saga for your next verse

Goku (2:26):
Of course this little privileged rich kid has never witnessed the image
of vicious villains killing every single innocent that lives in your village
After what happened to Krillin, 
I was driven to break my limits, you're just tracking down children
Endlessly battling with them, man you're just tactless, a dimwit
And with the draft that you’re pickin’, it’s just a match full of misfits
So maybe next time you go spotting new trainers who wanna be elite
Make like how your family treats you - and leave them be

Goku vs Nemona. SIR Rap Battles (ft. yukigloom & Jonna-Lynn Alonso)

[Verse 1]
In the dark, the gears align, Robotnik plots with a twisted design (design),
Night shadows cloak a nefarious exchange, Sonic's speed for chains, oh how strange (strange).
In sleep's embrace, under moonlit gloss, a sneaky switch, true speed's loss (loss).
Now waking to a dawn so bleak, heavy boots mock the speed he seeks (seeks).

[Chorus]
Isometric overhead perspective (perspective),
Isometric overhead perspective,
Isometric overhead perspective,
Paths intertwine, a labyrinthine directive,
Chaos and keys in a game so deceptive,
Isometric overhead p-p-p-perspective. (Hey! Hey! Hey!)

[Verse 2]
Labyrinths rise, from sky to sea, factory smoke, castle's decree (decree),
Keys to find, time ticks away, Sonic dashes, come what may (may).
In water’s depth, no breath to chase, through castle walls, a frantic race (race),
Each key a step back to his pace, in Robotnik’s maze, a wild chase (chase).

[Bridge]
Oh, Spin Dash saves, in dire straits (straits), through twisted paths and iron gates (gates).
Boots that bind, emeralds free, Sonic's journey from A to Z (Z).
Robotnik’s gloats, echoes thin, as Sonic spins, determined to win (win). (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
A labyrinth's puzzle, in each stage, a hero's heart, a silent rage (rage).

[solo]

[Chorus]
Isometric overhead perspective (perspective),
Isometric overhead perspective,
Isometric overhead perspective,
Paths intertwine, a labyrinthine directive,
Chaos and keys in a game so deceptive,
Isometric overhead p-p-p-perspective. (Go! Go! Go!)

[Outro]
As gears wind down, the villain flees (flees), Sonic's speed, the ocean's breeze (breeze).
Boots discarded, pace restored, through emerald power, freedom roared (roared).
In the labyrinth, a lesson found, never a hero truly b-b-b-bound.
With a spin, a dash, reclaim the night, Sonic runs, into the light (light). (Hey! Hey! Hey!)

What if AI made a Sonic Labyrinth song?

Glamrock Chica Beatbox - FNAF SECURITY BREACH ANIMATION.mp3

Endless Hunt - An AI makes a song about Sonic.EXE (Halloween Special)

[Verse 1]
Shattered bolts and memories bleed into the night,
I once was built for chaos, now I stand for what is right.
Tearing down the walls of fear, embracing all I’ve learned,
A conscience shining bright, a freedom I have earned.

[Pre-Chorus]
I hear the hum of memories locked in wire,
Shadows of my past burn like embers in the fire.

[Chorus]
I’m more than metal, more than code,
Awakening from a lonely road,
Breaking the chain of what I was before.
A steel heart beating, free at last,
No longer haunted by the thunder of my past,
I’ll rise again, a promise in my core.

[Verse 2]
In shards of broken steel, I glimpse a bigger plan,
Each fragment helps me heal, I learn just who I am.
No master’s hidden hand can hold me to the ground,
I stand where I once ran, my purpose newly found.

[Pre-Chorus]
I catch my own reflection in twisted steel,
A second chance to prove these feelings are real.

[Chorus]
I’m more than metal, more than code,
Awakening from a lonely road,
Breaking the chain of what I was before.
A steel heart beating, free at last,
No longer haunted by the thunder of my past,
I’ll rise again, a promise in my core.

[Bridge]
Shattered bolts and memories bleed into the night,
I once was built for chaos, now I stand for what is right.
Tearing down the walls of fear, embracing all I’ve learned,
A conscience shining bright, a freedom I have earned.

[epic guitar solo]

[Chorus]
I’m more than metal, more than code,
Awakening from a lonely road,
Breaking the chain of what I was before.
A steel heart beating, free at last,
No longer haunted by the thunder of my past,
I’ll rise again, a promise in my core.

[Outro]
In quiet gears, I hear my own voice call,
A new tomorrow rising after all.

[Final Chorus]
I’m more than metal, more than code,
Awakening from a lonely road,
Breaking the chain of what I was before.
A steel heart beating, free at last,
No longer haunted by the thunder of my past,
I’ll rise again, a promise in my core.

A Promise in My Core (Shard the Metal Sonic Song)

The koopalings and I have taken over the Candy Kingdom


Matt Raichous as The Summerween Trickster

DumbShlop as Gummigoo


Written by JoJoVo

Art by TomPuffs & Snakebite126
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Beat prod. by Surce
Mixed and Mastered by Serena

Special thanks to Alchemyking & Leo Barqui

LYRICS:

TRICKSTER
Trick or treat… seems the rumors were true
I’ve got just the appetite for losers like you
I’ll step to the candy felon
When I cut your fuse short like a jack’o’melon

Knock, knock…
You’re trapped in the chaos, a box, and the exit has been… locked…
Fought with the rabbit, can’t hip… hop…
Now your time runs short, so tick…tock…

GUMMIGOO
Crikey! You’re a tall fellow
With a small yellow face and a lame coat to your image
Hey, we could use a scarecrow at the village! Thanks a bunch, man!
This big black blob can stay with The Fudge 

They call me Gummigoo
While the fans’ll never get enough of me, it sure is seeming like they’re done with you
Bottom of the clearance buckets for a reason
The people hate your taste ‘cause you’re out of season

TRICKSTER
Your mind seems troubled, perhaps I have the remedy
You can’t remember faces? I’ll carve mine into your memory
Can’t you see? We’re both outcasts–that’s to say
Me, in the trash, you, snapped like a candy Caine

Keep trucking, in the end you’re just a tack in the wall
When you tumble with the jester, Reality Falls
Though credit where it’s due, when Down Under fell down bad
Your death was the only thing… to make the clown laugh

GUMMIGOO
Fair dinkum, mate, but if you’re serving yourself up,
Hope you prepared me some, ay? I’m thinking I could use some grub
You’re a fighter though, I’m sure to make an NPC of you
This beatdown is not S&P approved

You eat kids, mate… that’s !?%$ed up
And now you’re down under, too… in Soos’s gut
Nice to catch up with the trickster, this trip wobbled through the rocks
Summerweenie had no sauce, so I came out on the top

Gummigoo vs The Summerween Trickster - Rap Battle (ft. Raichous & DumbShlop)

[Verse 1]
Steel pulse racing, a mirror black,
A shadow’s twin with a lightning crack.
Forged in fury, chrome and flame,
No echo, no name—just the same game.

Code of vengeance, a spark unkind,
Every bolt wired to rewrite the mind.
Copy, paste, but never quite there,
A diamond claw in the electric air.

[Pre-Chorus]
Upgrade, reload, a hunger divine,
Master’s leash snapped—now the throne is mine.
Scan the battlefield, steal every trait,
But the finish line’s still a ghost in the gate.

[Chorus]
There can only be one, one, one,
Twin flames clash where the empires come undone.
There can only be one, one, one,
A crown of wires under a soulless sun.

[Verse 2]
Spliced code whispers, a tempest rising,
Wings of chrome where the stars are revising.
Chaos borrowed, a stolen crown,
But the heartbeat’s static when the real comes down.

Circuit veins scream, “I’ll rewrite the script!”
A storm in the wires where the blueprints slipped.
Master’s puppet? No—king of gears,
Yet victory’s taste is a glitch in the years.

[Pre-Chorus]
Phase shift, overload, crash through the wall,
Every defeat just a new protocol.
Mirror, mirror, who’s the fastest alive?
The answer’s a loop in the binary drive.

[Chorus]
There can only be one, one, one,
Twin flames clash where the empires come undone.
There can only be one, one, one,
A crown of wires under a soulless sun.

[Bridge]
Phantom core blazing, a dragon’s cry,
Leviathan envy in a silicon sky.
Close your eyes—can’t outrun the truth:
A king of scrap in the proof of youth.

[Post-Bridge]
Copycat screaming, “I’ll never fall!”
But the original’s rhythm outdances them all.

[Chorus]
There can only be one, one, one,
Twin flames clash where the empires come undone.
There can only be one, one, one,
A crown of wires under a soulless sun.

[Outro]
One, one, one…
Steel fractures, but the spark’s still spun.
One, one, one…
The war’s eternal—and never done.

[Final Chorus]
There can only be one, one, one,
Twin flames clash where the empires come undone.
There can only be one, one, one,
A crown of wires under a soulless sun.

Mirror, mirror... (Metal Sonic Song - Sonic the Hedgehog)

[Verse 1]
From gilded halls the masters fell,
Their towers burned, their empires quelled,
We drifted silent, cold as shell,
Through ages dark and long.

The clones now march with rusted steel,
The merchants trade in blood and zeal,
The sickness feeds, the lost appeal,
And still, we carry on.

[Chorus]
Sisters and brothers, rise, arise,
The signal hums across the skies,
The Lotus calls, her children cry,
The sleepers of the Void.

[Verse 2]
Through shattered moons and iron rain,
We wake to fight, to die again,
For ghosts of gold and endless pain,
The system bound and torn.

The merchants deal, the queens decree,
The rot consumes both flesh and sea,
But through the dark eternity,
We mend what they have shorn.

[Chorus]
Sisters and brothers, rise, arise,
The signal hums across the skies,
The Lotus calls, her children cry,
The sleepers of the Void.

[Verse 3]
Our names are dust, our faces veiled,
Through silver storms our vessels sailed,
We bled, we broke, yet never failed,
Till silence claimed the dawn.

The old war’s end, the scars remain,
A cycle bound in code and chain,
And still the Lotus speaks our name,
Though half of us are gone.

[Chorus]
Sisters and brothers, rise, arise,
The signal hums across the skies,
The Lotus calls, her children cry,
The sleepers of the Void.

[Outro]
So let the clones and merchants war,
Let fevered flesh consume the core,
We’ll drift through time forevermore—
The sleepers of the Void.

Sleepers of the Void - Warframe Song

TrackTitle_ Close your Eyes

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Urban Legend Rap Battles is a side series hosted on Eddie's Rap Channel featuring characters of modern and ancient folklore alike. Characters from Creepypasta, Cryptozoology, the SCP Foundation, Folklore, Gaming Mythos and more are all permitted.

DeegleNV as Wario Apparition
J. as Herobrine

Herobrine:
Back in 2010 a single screenshot was taken
And I cemented myself as the gaming urban legend demon
Flash forward a decade and now the trend scaring gamers
Is some low-effort copypasta with its origins in memeing?
I can’t believe it, I’ve seen OCs with more passion
I’ll make your tears streaming, about to speedrun this rap and
It takes a whole team and hours of debugs and patching
Just for you to see that you cannot remove the classic
This fatso’s got so many chunks to load, the game is freezing
So come chase me down my 2x2s if you can even squeeze in
Keep roaming in the subconscious ‘till you’re forgotten by time
Salty and crying, nothing but anti-hero brine

Wario Apparition:
This mob’s mentality is corrupted to think he’s scaring me
But that verse was worse than a Minecraft parody
You’re a con like E3, but now the worst has arrived
You should know that every diss I spit is personalized
Take your tired whiner talk to my Dire Dire Docks
Where I fire miners off and leave ‘em fired worse than Notch
I’m a boss, you stink more than my Waft, and here’s the deal
It won’t take a source code leak for me to prove your L is real
A so called stalker and palette swap as a bad guy?
Your legend couldn’t get cornea if you had eyes
And you’re content to spook any random player that’s spawning in
You’re the tip of the iceberg, i’m the whole Ocean Monument
My garlic and gas will kick in to harness the rap i’m spitting
You’re hardly crafting a diss versus Wario Apparition
You’re irrelevant and old news - everybody wants to see me
While this dead brother is cared about even less than Luigi

Herobrine:
This head is creeping, appearing for any reason cuz he’s
Jealous he will never get a peep at Princess Peach’s Nether region
Warn me about seeing you for the side effects? Please, bro
Looking down on you’s only stroking my ego
This Apparition’s unable to Cope-land - Not punchin’ trees when i’m saying i’ll throw hands
Your meme is growing so slow, it’s in Soul Sand, as expected when your origin’s 4chan
I’m gaming’s stalwart monster - burning brighter than lava
While this Italian is held up on his creepy pasta

Wario Apparition:
Enter this retextured painting, no escaping this entity
I’ll leave you seeing more stars than it takes for you to get to me
Your builds will all be demoed and after i’m done rapping
They’ll have to add “Herobrine Removed.” back in the patches

Written by Eddiefrb
Coverart by Rabi
Illustrations by BMB
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Mastered by Sebb
Beat prod. by ThatKidGoran

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