Freshy Kanal: Boris Johnson vs The Penguin (feat. littleflecks)

#rapbattle #mrpeanut #koolaid

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littleflecks as mr. peanut
kennyfreestyle as kool-aid man

written by dilly
mixed by kennyfreestyle
beat prod. by mixla and glitchdude
art by grasman and hektor
cover art by rabi
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
https://www.youtube.com/user/ERB


Mr. Peanut vs Kool-Aid Man - Rap Battle! (2022)

[Intro]
Speeding Sonic style,
Gotta dash, gotta smile!

[Verse 1]
He’s the hero in blue, zipping through, past and future,
With a spin, and a grin, breaking limits, super suture,
When the night falls, his heart races like a light,
That’s the time, Sonic shines, keeping every zone bright.
He’s the hedgehog, not just any, he's the one,
Time stones on the run, under moon and under sun,
When the chains lock, and the bad vibes begin to spin,
Sonic’s on it, with a sonic boom to win!

[Pre-Chorus]
Glorious, victorious,
Yes, it’s him (Yeah)
Yes, the blue blur (Yeah)
Mighty, fights for right,
Yes, it’s him (Yeah)
Yes, the speedster (Yeah)
From the start line to the last sign, let's go!

[Chorus]
Sonic in his style,
Saving time with a smile,
Spin, spin, spin, spin, speeding Sonic style,
Chasing future bright,
Spin, spin, spin, spin, speeding Sonic style,
Hey, cool blue!
Spin, spin, spin, spin, speeding Sonic style,
Hey, fast moves!
Spin, spin, spin, spin, oh oh oh!

[Verse 2]
See the Little Planet when it's chained under shadow,
Metal Sonic’s in the game, turning fierce from mellow,
But our Sonic, with a heart of pure gold,
Races through time zones, brave and bold.
In the Stardust Speedway, the challenge gets real,
Metal Sonic on his tail, it’s almost surreal,
With the speed of sound, watch the blue hero glide,
On a mission to save, with Amy by his side.

[Pre-Chorus]
Glorious, victorious,
Yes, it’s him (Yeah)
Yes, the blue blur (Yeah)
Mighty, fights for right,
Yes, it’s him (Yeah)
Yes, the speedster (Yeah)
From the start line to the last sign, let's go!

[Chorus]
Sonic in his style,
Saving time with a smile,
Spin, spin, spin, spin, speeding Sonic style,
Chasing future bright,
Spin, spin, spin, spin, speeding Sonic style,
Hey, cool blue!
Spin, spin, spin, spin, speeding Sonic style,
Hey, fast moves!
Spin, spin, spin, spin, oh oh oh!

[Bridge]
Racing, pacing, above and beyond,
Baby, baby, he knows where he belongs,
Speeding, leading, he’s the one,
Baby, baby, let’s have some fun,
You know he’s the legend!

[Chorus]
Sonic in his style,
Oh oh oh, cool and wild,
Spin, spin, spin, spin, speeding Sonic style,
Hey, cool blue!
Spin, spin, spin, spin, speeding Sonic style,
Hey, fast moves!
Spin, spin, spin, spin, oh oh oh!

What if AI made a Sonic CD song? (Spin Spin Version)

Full battle on YouTube: https://youtu.be/JvajhkTNjZo

► CREDITS: 

Vanessa as Ms. Frizzle
Twitter: @VanessaBenVO

KingSpirals as Mary Poppins
 Twitter: @KingSpiralsVA

Written by
PowerPoint Rap Battles 

Ms. Frizzle Art by WAN

Mary Poppins Art by SkydivingQuagga

Beat Prod. by Tone Jonez & Leo Barqui

Beat arranged by Theme Park Avenue

Mixed by Nikki

Thumbnail by SPM1000

► LYRICS:

Mary Poppins Verse 1

Spit spot, Miss, you’re facing Mary Poppins
I’m punctual and don’t appreciate your tardy pop-ins (Now…!)

Zip your lips, we are not a codfish or the tuna you were in the mouth of
This is the second, wait, third time you’ll get devoured

My knowledge and umbrella are the envy of a Weather Man
You have a flying bus, yet your lessons are pedestrian and treacherous!

Now let me get your measurements
Oh, eccentric lecturer whose bus is the one thing that isn’t reckless

I’m laughing with the Banks, while your outings don’t end happily, so Valerie
You don't even deserve a teacher’s salary (goodness!)

You put your pupils in danger on nearly every trip
The truth is very cold, so please don’t take off your helmets, kids


Ms. Frizzle Verse 1

Good morning, class! Please excuse Nanny McFreaky
Her style’s just a little bit too old school, right Phoebe? 

She thinks she can’t be rattled, so let’s buckle up, kids
And prove how easily some teaching can get under her skin! (Woo!)

We’ve traveled Mary’s whole brain, and our findings are outstanding
Based on all the nooks and crannies, she is quite a crooked nanny

She leaves Bert in the dust when he can barely get by
It seems the only thing that she can teach is class… divide!

While you have the kids tidy your room
We find cocoons and then we fly to the moon, and I’d invite you too

But you’re already on a trip with your magic flying nonsense 
Be careful when you’re blitzed, lightning strikes the highest object (get it?!)


Mary Poppins Verse 2

A woman like myself doing drugs? You must be joking
But if that’s your finest comedy, my uncle won’t be floating

Though he’s often very positive, he thinks your show’s the grossest
With its imagery so sickening, I couldn’t sugarcoat it

Oh, the winds have changed, and Miss Frizzle’s flows are blowing 
There’s little else to say, I’ve clearly bested my opponent (oh!)

And I know just the way to end this most triumphant moment 
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


Ms. Frizzle Verse 2

Your fame has joined the other nannies gone in the gale
I quizzed my students on your novel, and all of them failed!

Walt said you’d never be forgotten but that promise was frail
Now you’re like Liz, no one cares about the loss of your tale

You hate logic, but it takes little explaining to know 
That Magic School Bus is the greatest educational show (that’s right!)

While my viewers’ brains grow, all your viewers’ brains go
Mary Sue has been schooled, guess she should have stayed home (oh!)

Ms. Frizzle vs Mary Poppins. PowerPoint Rap Battles

Glamrock Chica Beatbox - FNAF SECURITY BREACH ANIMATION.mp3

TAFox as Maya Fey

garbageGothic as Mary Anta

KingSpirals as Twyla Sophio

Writing by Alchemyking and Gengo

Additional help by JoJoVo and TAFox

Directed by Alchemyking

Art by Mega PMB and GsomethingLuv

Beat prod. by GlitchDude

Cover art and mixing by SIR Rap Battles

Special thanks to: Snakebite126, Shimario, Theme Park Avenue, Cherry-Jacob, ThanosQuack, Shu Takumi, & ArcadeKitten

Maya:
Hey, Nick! No, Dahlia hasn’t made a reappearance
But she’s so deathly pale, she sure looks like a spirit!
But if you’re that scared, it couldn’t hurt to spit some flames and
Serve some seafood right out of her own diner like it’s Tres Bien!

I’ve mastered my skills through thousands of hours practicing
TV surfing with your man’s the only spirit channeling you’ve seen, 
‘Cause you’d only talk to ghosts when you’re catching Zs
Wanna train? Your game’s so boring, it’d sure put you back to sleep!

But looking at your high school, you’d go silent in a fight
Why don’t you make like your mother and go quiet in the night?
It’s better than that cluttered home you and Crowven were left sharing
Forget a stepladder, you need some step-parents!

Can’t hold your own, so you need Reginald to carry you
You even need a god to win, Cemetery Mary Sue
Your other so-called “friend”? She torched the place that you were living in
And now your wrecked home’s the only Blackwood you’ll be fitting in

Mary:
…Hm? You want me to turn off the burner?
I thought you wanted beef, so I… made you a burger?
Ah, no, please—! I know I look scary, but— I mean well!
Or are you just scared of fish the way you are of seashells?

It makes sense that everything on Maya’s calendar is shelved
‘Cause last I checked, you haven’t done much since 2012
You spent years maturing… and you’re still cuffed all the time?
You’re only the Spirit of Justice if justice is blind

Could you… please stop trying to rush into danger?
I’m used to mourning, but… it hurts less when it’s a stranger…
You want me to spit fire? Well, if you really want cremation…
But I know your cousin’s not the best with funeral arrangements…

But while we’re here, I really mourn the loss of your sister
She used her head too much, so she got clocked with the Thinker
And I mourn how your mother left you lost in the winter
Stooped to children’s picture books when she walked out the picture

Maya: 
Oh, now you bring up family tragedies?!
Your closest father figure dropped cold the second he drank up that antifreeze!
And… oh no… an evil presence looms in this soul!
It’s taking over!… but I guess we’re both used to losing control.

(Twyla possesses Maya)

You blabber on about the troubles that this body’s seen
But even possessing her, you have less autonomy!
Drugged by a stuck-up pufferfish, and you’re still dumb in toxic love?!
Your words mean so little to him that he fucking cut off your tongue!

*sigh*… back to the dumbass Fey. That owl’s… truly evil!
Slaughtered people while she made you turn your head the other way!
And now your power’s gone, you’re lost and defenseless
She took the Mystery Number and dropped your connection

Mary
…no…

YOU CAN’T TALK ABOUT OVIDIUS LIKE THAT! STOP DISRESPECTING HIS NAME!
You only make green off the dead like it’s hemp in a grave!
Best cast yourself from whence you came!
Phoenix won’t help you Rise from the Ashes when you’re caught in the deadly flames!

How does it feel to have your aunt never present in your life?!
She only values your cousin like it’s Pearls before swine!
And like her namesake, you never saw Misty before she vanished
The branch family got jealous, so they stabbed her with the branches!

You’d need all that antifreeze! Your heart’s frozen solid!
You’re only talking lies, so of course you were locked in!
…WAIT! Don’t go! I beg for forgiveness!
She’s moved on… guess I’ve already finished my business…

Maya Fey vs. Mary Anta - Ace Attorney vs. Anything! (#1)

LYRICS

Quint from Jaws:
The name is Sam Quint, you know what I do very well
So spare the damn hints, I’ve no patience for ferry tales
The Quint-essential destroyer of horrid fish
Pointing at a loner fishing for attention
Poor lad is left out like a dorsal fin
The Orca is a mighty lass, you’re captain of a little bitch
What good’s the mutt for? Fetching River Sticks?
So can it ‘fore I smack those chattery jaws out your cloak
I’d say suck my dick, but you’re gonna need a bigger throat

The River Person:
Tra la la, Clint, was it? All aboard! Why just step in!
No need to sound like nails on a chalkboard for my attention
My, you seem to lack direction since your warship tasted metal
After all those years, you’re the one ready to pop a vessel
Tra la la, beware the - tale of the seafaring stranger
Who’s picture they - whisper made - sharks become endangered
I only jest, he’s a beacon for seabed
He begged the city for ten grand just to keep those beasts fed
Oh, what do you do with a drunken failure…
Who couldn’t live up to his bumbling mayor?
A veteran’s vengeance against fish fuels the war he leads
The next ship you board should be USS Your Priorities

Quint from Jaws:
Shut it down like the beaches, there’s such a large gap between us-
That not even the duckling you compete with could reach it
Plummet down like Hooper’s time served as a scuba diver
I’ll brutalize the Underground’s chatty ass Uber driver
Your shitty ass fandom is - giving me flashbacks when-
They eat up those dead tropes in droves like Indie-anapolis
So, get your clumps of pixel chumps stuck living under
And I’ll show you why they call me “The First Blockbuster”

The River Person:
Tra la la, beware the man who smells of moldy cheese snacks
Ditch the white whale and hunt for therapy, Captain Rehab
Quinten, you’re more quaint than Mr. Gerson
Just quit the liquor slurping before you become The Half-A-Liver Person
Tra la la, like the shark to your boat, here’s a tip
Next time you start descending, get a grip
Spent your last breath like Undyne, driven by burning hatred
And now that shark’s stomach is filled with determination

CREDITS

Mr. Tibbs as Quint from Jaws

Rabi as The River Person

Writing by Snakebite126
Additional writing help by Rabi, R. YFU, and GrenadeGames
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
Cover art by Snakebite126

Quint from Jaws vs. The River Person - Rap Battle

Happy April Fools, and welcome back to MC Fawful Rap Battles! Today's episode features the main villain from the Super Smash Bros. series, Master Hand, against, me? Huh? What even is this matchup? Well, it's April Fools anyways I guess; who will win? That's for you to decide!

CREDITS:
MC Fawful as himself
Luke Reardon as Master Hand

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Tristan
Mixed by jort
Art by Clarence The Duck
Cover-art by Bandana N-Z
Alright, I think that's it. Stay tuned for the next episode of MC Fawful Rap Battles!

MC Fawful vs Master Hand - Rap Battle!

[Verse 1]
Under lights that never sleep,
Patterns cut too deep to keep.
Every thread a scar I’ve earned,
Every seam a lesson burned.
Pins and pressure, silk and steel,
I fight to prove what’s truly real.

[Pre-Chorus]
Mirror shows what masks conceal,
Only truth survives the wheel.

[Chorus]
Tailor of the sky, forged to fly,
Wings on my back, I won’t deny.
From the runway to the fight,
I stitch the storm, I shape the night.
Tailor of the sky — I’m alive.

[Verse 2]
Crowd erupts, the fabric sways,
Every motion cuts both ways.
Lace and lightning, thread and flame,
Every blow repeats my name.
Built this image, line by line,
One mistake and I flatline.

[Pre-Chorus]
Mirror shows what masks conceal,
Only truth survives the wheel.

[Chorus]
Tailor of the sky, forged to fly,
Wings on my back, I won’t deny.
From the runway to the fight,
I stitch the storm, I shape the night.
Tailor of the sky — I’m alive.

[Bridge / Solo]
Threads tighten, heartbeat loud,
Grace in chaos draws a crowd.
Every limit bends, then tears,
Style and power—no one compares.

[Final Chorus]
Tailor of the sky, forged to fly,
No illusion can pass me by.
From the runway to the fight,
I stitch the storm, I own the night.
Tailor of the sky — I’m alive.
Tailor of the sky — watch me rise.

Tailor of the Sky - Honey the Cat Song (Sonic the Hedgehog)

[Verse 1]
From gilded halls the masters fell,
Their towers burned, their empires quelled,
We drifted silent, cold as shell,
Through ages dark and long.

The clones now march with rusted steel,
The merchants trade in blood and zeal,
The sickness feeds, the lost appeal,
And still, we carry on.

[Chorus]
Sisters and brothers, rise, arise,
The signal hums across the skies,
The Lotus calls, her children cry,
The sleepers of the Void.

[Verse 2]
Through shattered moons and iron rain,
We wake to fight, to die again,
For ghosts of gold and endless pain,
The system bound and torn.

The merchants deal, the queens decree,
The rot consumes both flesh and sea,
But through the dark eternity,
We mend what they have shorn.

[Chorus]
Sisters and brothers, rise, arise,
The signal hums across the skies,
The Lotus calls, her children cry,
The sleepers of the Void.

[Verse 3]
Our names are dust, our faces veiled,
Through silver storms our vessels sailed,
We bled, we broke, yet never failed,
Till silence claimed the dawn.

The old war’s end, the scars remain,
A cycle bound in code and chain,
And still the Lotus speaks our name,
Though half of us are gone.

[Chorus]
Sisters and brothers, rise, arise,
The signal hums across the skies,
The Lotus calls, her children cry,
The sleepers of the Void.

[Outro]
So let the clones and merchants war,
Let fevered flesh consume the core,
We’ll drift through time forevermore—
The sleepers of the Void.

Sleepers of the Void - Warframe Song

Retro Bird AI