[Verse 1]
Tried to set the time—five o’clock, we all agree
But Ryan texts he’s busy, Misha cancels suddenly
Seven’s looking good, yeah, seven’s when we ride
We swear this time we’ll get it right

Character sheets scattered on the living-room floor
Ryan’s never played, though he swore he had before
Hand him something simple, teach him how to roll
We’re ready—yeah, we’re losing control

[Pre-Chorus]
Every plan we make falls apart on cue
But somehow that’s the magic of the things we do

[Chorus]
Onward—though the world’s on fire
Though the boss room’s small and the stakes get higher
We roll, we fall, we’re never giving up
Yikes… good luck
Onward—yeah, we bend, not break
Every crit, every miss, every big mistake
We rise, restart, we always show back up
Yikes… good luck

[Verse 2]
Tiny room, big spell—someone shouts “Just try it!”
Next thing that we know, half the party’s gone quiet
But hey, Thursday’s open, we can run it again
Ryan’s mom makes brownies—tell a friend

[Pre-Chorus]
Every time we fail, we come back for more
’Cause the chaos hits sweeter than the night before

[Chorus]
Onward—though the world’s on fire
Though the boss room’s small and the stakes get higher
We roll, we fall, we’re never giving up
Yikes… good luck
Onward—yeah, we bend, not break
Every crit, every miss, every big mistake
We rise, restart, we always show back up
Yikes… good luck

[Bridge]
And maybe we’re just chasing sparks
In basements turning into kingdoms after dark
But when the table lights up, the world slows down
We’re legends in this town

[Final Chorus]
Onward—no, we won’t let go
Even when the scheduling’s the deadliest foe
We laugh, we swear, we always level up
Yikes… good luck
Onward—take another swing
No one knows tomorrow, but we know this thing
We’ll roll, we fail, we rise—we don’t give up
Yikes… good luck

[Outro]
Yikes…
Good luck.

Yikes… Good Luck - Dungeons & Dragons Song

[Verse 1]
New file, fresh hope, wagon scene goes wild,
Horses stretch out like a rubber-band child.
Gate won’t load, terrain turns beige,
Perfect beginning for a hero of my age.
Camera locks on my accidental grin,
Guess the universe patched me out again.
One crash later and the screen goes black—
I call that ambience, others call it “cracked.”

[Verse 2]
Married a stranger because why not,
Adopted six kids and a whole dog lot.
Built one mansion, stuffed it to the brim,
Even the porch had puppies stacked to the rim.
Used holy shout magic to punt a whole town,
Sent travelers orbiting halfway around.
Found a ghostly lady in a casket bed—
We cuddled politely (she whispered too loud later on, but not here).

[Chorus]
These are the patch notes for my life:
• Bugs I caused
• Bugs I earned
• Bugs I’ll never fix
I take quests, break quests, rewrite them wrong,
My moral compass just sings along.
If chaos is steady, then steady I stay—
I call it adventure, but sure, okay.

[Verse 3]
Joined a crime ring—terrible choice,
Sold my soul after hearing one convincing voice.
Then handled the boss in a permanent tone,
Turns out betrayal really helps you grow.
Signed up as a hunter of fanged undead,
Quit instantly when the gear looked better instead.
Then they got betrayed because I changed my mind—
Now I ride a skeletal horse I may or may not find.

[Verse 4]
Went to magic school to avoid a fight,
Accidentally saved them all out of spite.
A giant orb glowed—someone poked it wrong,
Boom—new headmaster, happens before long.
Stole every book from the library hall,
Stacked them at home like a scholarly wall.
Every new title awakened a need—
I robbed half the province just learning to read.

[Chorus]
These are the patch notes for my life:
• Bugs I nurtured
• Bugs I chased
• Bugs that chased me
I trip into greatness and fall into fame—
Half my achievements forgot my name.
If logic had legs, it ran far away,
But I keep walking anyway.

[Bridge]
Helped two lizards get married for fun,
Then started bar brawls just to stretch my lungs.
Threw a thousand coins in a river one dawn
Then tossed a bandit in to see if he’d spawn.
Fed my companion all my stew,
Then ate the rest right in front of my crew.
Gave my kid a “gift” that didn’t exist—
Training in heartbreak: check that off the list.

[Verse 5]
Became a furry creature for part of a day,
Cured someone else, kept mine anyway.
Met another chosen one—claimed to be me,
We discussed it briefly; now there’s only one “me.”
Filled my basement with substances glowing,
Even the guards asked “what are you growing?”
Launched whole crowds with a shout too strong—
Congratulations, citizens, you’re part of the space program.

[Final Chorus]
These are the patch notes for my life:
• Bugs I witnessed
• Bugs I caused
• Bugs that became family
I break rules proudly, rewrite the absurd,
Trip over power, then trip on a bird.
If the world glitches out when the journey begins—
Perfect.
That means I’m home again.

Chaos is Steady - Skyrim Song

[Verse 1]
Walk in the chamber, everything’s blue,
Fourteen doorways and none with a clue.
Boots on, boots off—rhythm of despair,
Pause-menu cardio, stale underwater air.
Floors stacked vertical, everything loops,
Raise the water just to drain it through chutes.

[Pre-Chorus]
Every path is locked or blocked or rude,
This whole place feeds on my bad attitude.

[Chorus]
Pressure levels rising, dropping, rising again—
Weighted shoes dragging like cement on my shins.
Every locked doorway wants another key again,
Mapping out a maze built to break my zen.
Pressure in the chamber, pressure in my head—
This whole flooded nightmare refuses to end.

[Verse 2]
Cracked wall spotted—can’t blast it yet,
Waterline wrong, so the bomb stays wet.
Map keeps echoing rooms I already crossed,
Floors misaligned like the layout’s lost.
Keys tucked neatly where progress halts,
Miss a single one? Enjoy your faults.

[Pre-Chorus]
Up, down, up—tidal misery,
This dungeon’s a planner with no mercy for me.

[Chorus]
Pressure levels rising, dropping, rising again—
Weighted shoes dragging like cement on my shins.
Every locked doorway wants another key again,
Running the circuit ‘til I break or bend.
Pressure in the chamber, pressure in my head—
This whole flooded labyrinth refuses to end.

[Bridge]
Silent corridor, water glowing faint—
Footsteps echo sharp as a complaint.
Then the outline steps from the stillness pool—
Moves like me, stripped down and cruel.
Finally… a fight that isn’t busywork fuel.

[Final Chorus]
Pressure levels rising, dropping, rising again—
Weighted shoes dragging like cement on my shins.
Every locked doorway wants another key again,
Tracing the blueprint of a liquid dead end.
Pressure in the chamber, pressure in my head—
The whole ordeal drags on… as the water spreads.

As the Water Spreads - Water Temple Song (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

[VERSE 1]
Streetlights flicker like they’re trying to send a code,
Bikes hum low as we roll down the old back road.
Walkies crackle—somebody’s breathing on the line,
Feels like the world just slipped out of design.

[PRE-CHORUS]
No adults out here, just static and clues,
If something’s hunting, it’s not getting us loose.

[CHORUS]
We’re the ride-or-die crew—
Pedals down, cutting through the unknown.
When the signals go weird and the circuits misbehave,
We don’t split, we don’t freeze—we lock in and stay.
Yeah, the ride-or-die crew—
If the night bends wrong, we bend with it too.

[VERSE 2]
Backyard fences busted like something ran through,
Tracks in the dirt where no tracks should be, dude.
A hum in the wires, lights pulsing in a row—
Whatever’s creeping, it’s close, and we know.

[PRE-CHORUS ]
Map on the handlebars, notes in the pack,
Follow the pattern—we’re not turning back.

[CHORUS]
We’re the ride-or-die crew—
Cutting through midnight like we own the view.
If the air goes cold and the radios whine,
We hold formation, wheel-to-wheel, in line.
Yeah, the ride-or-die crew—
When the dark gets smart, we get smarter too.

[BRIDGE]
Flash of a shadow where the road curves east,
Walkie spikes loud—something shakes the trees.
Grip the bars tight; no one bolts, no one fades,
Every move together, no upgrades, no charades.

[FINAL CHORUS]
Ride-or-die crew—
Bikes kicking sparks off the cracked avenue.
If the night tries to swallow the truth we found,
We’ll chase the signal till we turn it around.
Yeah, the ride-or-die crew—
Whatever breaks loose, it breaks on our route

Ride-or-die Crew - Stranger Things Song

[Verse 1]
Boot the ride, no warning, just GO,
Announcer screaming praise like he’s paid by the “whoa.”
Tried exploring a corner — bonk — invisible wall,
Guess the theme park budget didn’t cover depth at all.
Six micro-stages later, déjà vu repeats,
Recycled layouts like they grabbed leftovers to eat.
I boost, I hop, I pray I don’t fall —
Why’s the intro zone the only part with actual sprawl?

[Chorus]
It’s a chromatic trainwreck with a sugarcoat shine,
Switch to 2D ’cause the devs ran out of time.
Got laser mode, drill mode, “hope-you-don’t-die” mode,
Why’s half the ride a forced side-scrolling cargo load?

[Verse 2]
“Rocket form!” he yells — yeah, straight into a wall,
“Burrow mode!” great, now I'm trapped in a dirt-filled stall.
Water physics feel like swimming through glue,
Jump forever but can’t dodge? Who programmed this stew?
Cutscenes crisp as a potato taped to a light,
Lip sync flaps like the models gave up mid-bite.
And every boss? Same dude in a different hat,
Re-skin city — didn’t even bother hiding that.

[Chorus]
It’s a chromatic trainwreck with a neon grin,
Praise announcer shouting like I just invented sin.
You run full speed till the level says “freeze,”
Then it turns into an obstacle course designed to tease.

[Bridge]
I’m here for fast — they hand me block puzzles,
Like “surprise! Now platform slow.”
Who pitched this? Who nodded?
Who said “yeah, the speed fans will LOVE… walking, though”?

[Verse 3]
Asteroid bounce zone finally nails the thrill,
Then the ride slams brakes — “Match the color! Hold still!”
The final showdown hits with actual flair,
Music slaps, pacing lands, chaos everywhere.
Why wasn’t THAT the standard? Why tease me once?
It’s like the dev team went “let’s peak — then pull a stunt.”
And when it’s over, credits roll for a year,
Enough names to staff an entire frontier.

[Final Chorus]
Yeah, chromatic trainwreck, inconsistent delight,
Half sheer brilliance, half “why is this designed this way at night?”
I rant, I laugh, I boot it again —
’Cause nothing beats chaos… when it almost works, my friend.

Chromatic Trainwreck - Sonic Colors Song

[Verse 1]
I remember the hum of the island below,
the bright, ripened scent of the winds I would sow.
Fruit-laden pillars once fed my ascent,
their sweetness the fuel of the power I spent.

[Pre-Chorus]
Now the altars lie quiet, the colors turned pale—
but the pulse of the island still calls through the veil.

[Chorus]
I rise where the orchards once shimmered in gold,
from seeds of devotion the islanders rolled.
No crown to define me, no title to claim—
I answer the fruit and the storm by my name.

[Verse 2]
I guarded their harvest, I ruled with my bite,
a balance of shelter and terrible might.
But ages decay what the storms do not spare;
the offerings crumble, yet I’m still aware.

[Pre-Chorus]
Through branches and ruins the power returns—
I taste it in breezes, in blossoms that burn.

[Chorus]
I rise where the orchards once shimmered in gold,
from seeds of devotion the islanders rolled.
No crown to define me, no title to claim—
I answer the fruit and the storm by my name.

[Bridge]
Let the juice of the island awaken my core,
its tang on the air just as vivid before.
I am shaped by the harvest, the ritual, the land—
reborn by the hands that once feared my command.

[Final Chorus]
I rise where the orchards once shimmered in gold,
from seeds of devotion the islanders rolled.
Call me by offering, by thunder, by flame—
the fruit of the island remembers my name.

Once Shimmered in Gold - Ananas Dragon Cookie (Cookie Run: OvenBreak)

[Verse 1]
A legend twisted out of shape,
As if the script escaped its cage.
A student throwing hallway punches
Pretends to be a battle sage.
A cloaked invader cracks his seal,
But every scene feels secondhand—
A moon-bound monster form appears
No one bothered to understand.

[Pre-Chorus]
Genre soup on every side,
Borrowed moves they never earned.
Someone wake the writing staff—
Tell them which story they overturned.

[Chorus]
Devolution Adventure!!
Where power blasts collapse mid-air,
And fights look staged on rented sets
With CG lighting everywhere.
Devolution Adventure!!
Collect the orbs, rewrite the fate—
Wish this draft into the void
Before it spreads and mutates.

[Verse 2]
A “sidekick” drops in out of nowhere,
Camera framing screaming “sell.”
A desert rogue who steals the scene
Realizes halfway, “What the hell?”
A mentor hyped as worldly-wise
Gets stuck explaining nonsense lore,
While the missing best friend never shows—
Still waiting by an unused door.

[Pre-Chorus]
Even narrators break the act,
Trying hard to steer the crash.
“Trust us, the original was great—
This one’s running out of flash.”

[Chorus]
Devolution Adventure!!
Awkward pauses by design,
Romance scenes that stall and wheeze—
Every cut a warning sign.
Devolution Adventure!!
Gather orbs and make a plea:
Undo the backwards resurrection—
Fix the family tragedy.

[Bridge]
Costumes clashing, tone collapsing,
Villain makeup oddly green.
A prophecy no one explains,
A training arc that’s never seen.
Some creature props fall apart on sight—
Good thing the hero gave them a miss.

[Final Chorus]
Devolution Adventure!!
A tribute to what should’ve been,
A cautionary tale for all
Who adapt what they haven’t seen.
Devolution Adventure!!
If cosmic forces answer calls,
Let the wish be loud and clear:
“Please restore the missing balls…”

Devolution Adventure - Dragonball Evolution Song

[Verse 1]
High above the crashing clouds, I drift and I command
Lightning veins along my skin, the sky at my command
Lazy on a thunder throne, smirk behind a fang
Fools who beg for sunlight—better learn my name

Charge the heavens, split the night, the air begins to hum
Gold rings flash, a cyclone grin—let’s see who dares to run
Tales are etched in thunderbolts, across the world below
Dreamers, schemers, trembling worms—let them come and go

[Pre-Chorus]
Every spark, a warning
Every challenge, a game
When you pray for mercy
Only thunder remains

[Chorus]
Feel the power, alive in the air
Shock after shock, you’re caught unaware
Skybreaker, judgment in flame
If you reach for the stars, you’ll remember my name

[Verse 2]
Crackling marks down charcoal arms, I stretch and watch it all
Rolling hair like gathering storms, shadows rise and fall
Three gods watching, circling round, pushing me to act
Yet I’d rather snack on candied clouds than bother looking back

Sash of thunder, blazing gold, the weapon glows and waits
Split the dawn, divide the storm, decide the dreamers’ fate
Mock the mortals far below—let them shout and plead
The heights are mine and mine alone, I answer only need

[Pre-Chorus]
Every spark, a warning
Every challenge, a game
When you pray for mercy
Only thunder remains

[Chorus]
Feel the power, alive in the air
Shock after shock, you’re caught unaware
Skybreaker, judgment in flame
If you reach for the stars, you’ll remember my name

[Bridge]
Lift the blade—watch the world ignite
Cycle surges, sky divides
Overcurrent wild inside
Every breath is charged tonight

[Chorus]
Feel the power, alive in the air
Shock after shock, you’re caught unaware
Skybreaker, judgment in flame
If you reach for the stars, you’ll remember my name

[Outro]
Remember my name
(Feel the thunder, feel the thunder)
Remember my name
(Feel the thunder, feel the thunder)

Skybreaker (of the Seas Version) - Stormbringer Cookie Song

[Verse 1]
Walls feel like they’re closing
Air thinning in the room
Every choice feels final
Every step a looming doom
A shape without expression
Tracks you as you move around
No shelter in the silence
Nowhere left to be found

[Pre-Chorus]
Pressure climbing higher
Pulse trying not to slip
Even your own heartbeat
Feels like it might flip

[Chorus]
Get ready to face the terror
Hope hanging from a brittle thread
Every motion fragile
One wrong move and you’re dead
Nothing here forgives you
Fear turning every second thinner

[Verse 2]
Its presence pulls you under
Patterns you can’t predict
Moments shrink to fragments
Breath caught in the conflict

[Pre-Chorus]
You fight the rising panic
The way it grips your chest
Trying to find the timing
Trying to meet the test

[Chorus]
Get ready to face the terror
Hope hanging from a brittle thread
Every motion fragile
One wrong move and you’re dead
Nothing here forgives you
Fear turning every second thinner

[Verse 3]
The end lies somewhere further
But fear keeps blocking sight
You know there’s more beyond this
If you survive the night

[Chorus]
Get ready to face the terror
Hope hanging from a brittle thread
Every motion fragile
One wrong move and you’re dead
Nothing here forgives you
Fear turning every second thinner

[Outro]
Face the terror
Face the terror
Face the terror

Face the Terror - Mecha Sonic Mk. I Song

[Verse 1]
Fire rains from orbit’s crown
Cities crumble, engines fall
Peace erased, defenses down
He answers to the call
Metal born of alien stone
Breaks what once was right
New arm forged from heart and chrome
He’s coming back to fight

[Pre-Chorus]
They came from dustless skies unknown
No pulse, no breath, no bone

[Chorus]
Launch the arm into the fight
Hit with power newly made
Tear the signal through the night
The arm of fate won’t fade
From the wreckage, through the flame
Every loss repaid
Strike the stars that block your way
Launch the arm into the fray

[Verse 2]
Dr. Light rebuilt the frame
Wired hope through shattered steel
Alien code, no trace the same
But the mission’s real
Every city locked in flame
Every orbit scarred
One last chance to end their claim
He’ll take it, hard

[Pre-Chorus]
Their armor forged from foreign ore
But the fight demands much more

[Chorus]
Launch the arm into the fight
Hit with power newly made
Tear the signal through the night
The arm of fate won’t fade
From the wreckage, through the flame
Every loss repaid
Strike the stars that block your way
Launch the arm into the fray

[Bridge]
Mercury breaks to the Black Hole’s might
Venus bursts under Photon light
Mars dissolves in Salt Water’s rain
Neptune falls where the Chaser reigns
Jupiter shocks where the bubbles rise
Saturn reels when the current flies
Uranus crumbles to Digger’s dash
Pluto ends from the Buster’s flash
Terra meets the final crash
To Deep Digger’s last great smash

[Chorus]
Launch the arm into the fight
Hit with power newly made
Tear the signal through the night
The arm of fate won’t fade
From the wreckage, through the flame
Every loss repaid
Strike the stars that block your way
Launch the arm into the fray

[Outro]
Through the static, through the flame
One name reclaims the game
Launch the arm into the fight

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