Freshy Kanal - Loki Vs. Count Olaf Ft. The Stupendium & Shwabadi

Our Little horror story EPIC VERSION

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Kumodo Dragon as Toothless
Chi-Chi as Pikachu

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Toothless:
You and I are different beasts, I’m nothing like you
I ain’t gonna wait my turn to use the right move
Ain’t showing no weakness, Pika, I’m not the type to
You ain’t got the stones to handle what I’m gon Raichu
My trilogy on “Dark Knight”, Fury just don’t miss
While your series been trash since dubbing it “for kids”
Your games are so easy, even Team Rocket can’t fail
Players boot up they handheld and get they hand held
Were so fat it took you a whole gen to slim
Fuck a gym badge, get homie a gym membership
When you sent kids to the hospitals, they said Porygon did
Homie, how ironic that Pokémon is this outta pocket 
Owner still 10 but you getting old mad fast
You’ve peaked, Pika, I char Char and make Ash ash
Caught you in my sights, you wiggling like a loose tooth
When I bring the fangs out, I’m the one who chews you

Pikachu:
The Viking Books say you’d merk me on sight
But that verse was Toothless - all Berk and no bite 
Can’t hurt me on mics, better get ready to brawl 
Cuz I’m throwing hands and you know you gotta catch ‘em all
Now, for starters - a tot adopting a monster to train it?
Like a DItto, you saw my concept and duplicated 
Dragon my name through the dirt tryna copy
But you just turned out Toothless (why?) cuz it’s too hard to bite off me
Pikachu! Now our eyes have met, so enough talk
PokeStop, you wanna pull up? Get a spun top
Disses charged, I’m stealing your Thunder with one Shock
Getting killed, you ain’t coming back, that’s a Nuzlocke
How’d you cause all this murder and still call Hiccup your best friend
You tried to remedy it but I wouldn’t hold your breath yet
‘Cuz Drago made the orders, but you did not refuse them
You did the hit yourself and killed Stoic in confusion

Toothless:
Stoic the Vast layed his life down to protect his son
Over to Ash, don’t even know where his dad is from
You’re outdated, your haters are bandwagoning
Even got fans asking you now to patch up your damn graphics


Pikachu:
When Hiccup shot you down, he took a chunk out of your wee tail
Man, if I looked like that, they’d mistake me for a female
And now you’re ride or die for the person that scarred you
I thought PokeBalls were bad, you were caught in a harpoon!

Toothless:
Nazi signs and racist designs - you think we missed it?
You saying you’re a changed ‘mon but I don’t wanna Jynx it
Remember all those toys that kids suffocated to death in?
Kept it Hidden like an HM in hopes that we would forget it
But we didn’t - Tricking children and parents with glaring eyes
Shilling two identical variants like a pair o’ lies
Now you’re gaming’s laughingstock, your moment has gone by
‘Cuz like your save battery, bitch, you’ve run dry

Pikachu:
I’m the best selling franchise of all time, my trade is trained
Call this a PokeRap Battle how I’m taking names
Hunted for Light Furies, then went into hiding
It’s like your life soft-reset the second you found a Shiny
Never first at Dreamworks, you’ve got your own Gary
Always second to Shrek ‘cuz Dragons can’t touch Fairies
While I am the very best and no one ever was better
So fuck a Rare Candy, you’ll never get on my Level

Written by Eddiefrb and Kumodo Dragon
Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Vendetta Beats & Voodoo Beats
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal
Art by BMB
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Toothless vs Pikachu - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

This amazing song is one of my favorite songs and is made by Man on The Internet. Go to their channel for more masterpieces like this one!

UNBROKEN  by Man on the Internet [ft. Alex Beckham] [FNaF]

[Verse 1]
In a city veiled by dusk, beneath the dimming skies,
He walks alone, his past a lock without a key.
Fleeting whispers haunt him, echoes of soft cries,
Tangled tales spun in threads of mystery.

[Chorus]
This is who I am! This is WHO I AM!
Illuminating the dark, lighting up the land!
This is where I stand! This is WHERE I STAND!
Forging through the night, with destiny in hand!

[Verse 2]
Choices echo loudly in the silent night,
Heroes or specters, the lines blur in his sight.
With allies fleeting, and foes in tight plight,
Every decision casts a new light.

The loss of Maria, a wound deep and gray,
Echoes of a friend lost in the fray.
Enemies cloaked in benevolence, their zeal,
Guides or betrayers? Hard to say.

[Chorus]
This is who I am! This is WHO I AM!
Illuminating the dark, lighting up the land!
This is where I stand! This is WHERE I STAND!
Forging through the night, with destiny in hand!

[Bridge]
Racing through corridors of time and space,
On the ARK where echoes blend into a chase.
A memory of a scream, a forgotten face,
Now, every foe he must embrace.

[Verse 3]
Paths diverge, every choice a shade,
Eggman’s plots, a world to invade.
Neutral ground or allegiance laid,
Each footstep a note in the serenade.

In the labyrinth of his mind, he fights his fate,
Against all odds, his soul debates.
With crystals in hand, the past he’ll recreate,
Shadow dances on, the stories he dictates.

[Chorus]
This is who I am! This is WHO I AM!
Illuminating the dark, lighting up the land!
This is where I stand! This is WHERE I STAND!
Forging through the night, with destiny in hand!

[Outro]
So here he stands, at destiny’s edge,
With the world's eye narrow, a solemn pledge.
The ultimate life form, from the past he'll wedge,
Farewell to darkness, on this last ledge.

What if AI made a "Shadow The Hedgehog" song?

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Cam Steady as Yugi Muto
Connor Quest as Moon Knight

Moon Knight:
Don't expect a good mark from Spector when you took eight years to solve a basic puzzle.
Bullied so much that it left a deep cut; decked in the playground, now his brain is shuffled!
Ruler of night in a suit and a tie; if you're under the stars, you're in my house!
Tool at my hip in a lunar eclipse; look at me the wrong way, and it's lights out!
The moon I grab is my boomerang! I draw handguns; you draw losing hands!
Beat you red and blue 'til you're white in the face like the U.S. flag or the Union Jack!
Not made for kids; I been strapped like a SWAT team!
Tell Atem being in a kid is noncy!
Act like a jackal when you're more a lost sheep!
Find a bitch inside you when they do the autopsy!
Bring out your trio; disarming the gods is part of the job!
Think you've been cheating; I'm judging your heart of the cards!
Legal decks shouldn't need checking with cardiographs!
If you're gonna try angles to hurt my demeanor,
None could be worse than deserting that geezer!
Other men carry you; took all the fame and prestige.
Sounds like a pyramid scheme!

Yugi Muto:
You can't keep your head in the game with your different sides going separate ways! (Right!)
You struggle to sleep at the end of the days, but I'll put you to bed with these chains! (Okay!)
You ain't better than cults with their stolen sculptures!
Egyptian bird? More like culture vulture!
This duel needs an age cap; you're a mummy!
How old must you be to own Dracula money?
Take a wrong step with unbalanced weight, and you'll activate all the traps I placed!
Since you act so great, then I'll bury you where Alexander lays: a closed casket case!
It's good that your marriage vows included "In sickness and poor health". (Yu...)
Don't worry about me cheating (Gi...); stop cheating on yourself! (OHHHH!!!)

Moon Knight:
Are you a pharaoh or Feral Imp?
Your deck isn't even competitive!
Get off your high horse; no Pegasus!
Your biggest battle: the guilt that you wrestle with!
Your weak mind is corrupted; not the voice of a hero.
Nearly crushed that bug kid and made Kaiba want his life points zero!
Grown-ass man acting childish!
You're like Zorc: you're a giant dick!
What game needs IQ of scientists?
Lately, your cards read like hieroglyphs!
He's a bit of a bore, like a history tour; should shelve this prick with the gifts in my store!
Most of your fights are with your own guys; what do all your friends keep switching for?

Yami Yugi:
You couldn't reach those gates, thanks to the chip on bro's shoulder.
Don't go overboard; we know to break a moon, you make a stone soldier.
You got a fucked-up youth, all from your mom's abuse!
You're not a winner just 'cause you simply have nothing to lose!
You're face-down as I raise hell, 'cause when I counter, I break spells.
There's no peace you can find; there's one piece on your mind, and it locked you up in your brain cells!
And your gang is absurdly obnoxious; too Strange to hear a word from the Doctors.
Should've aimed first when they shot 'ya and placed a ban on the rebirth of a monster!
(Ay, ay!) I'm used to these verse plays; my life has been turn-based!
Put Khonshu in a birdcage, then all your powers turn third-rate!
This is an OTK; you'll get no time to recover!
And when you're sent to the shadows, go say hi to your brother.

Yugi Muto vs. Moon Knight - Rap Battle!

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BassedOlaf as Rasputin
Professor Kuro as Jafar

Rasputin:
It's the Mad Monk, searching for a bad bitch.
If the girl hot, keep her locked like Aladdin!
Don't matter who her man is; I steal her from the pile and hit it off!
Fuck a marriage up, leave her diamond in the rough!
No matter how big that staff is, Jafar,
It's no mystery whose snake's packing more charms!
While you went straight to DVD, then straight in lava flow,
I maade the king parrot me like Iago, ho!
His rage all bottled, I go through him quicker
And show him how a Russian downs bootlicker!
All these bones to pick, but no muscle on him!
You can shapeshift, yet still built so scrawny!
And all the strings that you're orchestrating,
Are stuck on that second fiddle you're stuck playing!
Your thirst for power keeps you stuck at number two!
The shackles of the lamp must've rubbed off on you!

Jafar:
When again did you say you'd be leaving?
This filthy farm animal should cease his own bleating.
Some royal counsel you make, going on and on
With nonstop hogwash about your unwashed hog!
But if you like to get around, I have a solution.
Send a Russian to the Earth's ends; it's time for revolution!
To heal the czar's son, what spell did he cast again?
Oh, a disappearing act on his aspirin!
Drank a glass of poison; it still didn't kill him!
Now where was that healing for his four dead children?
I see the royals' deaths as Darwinism, generally.
Confiding in the spells of the peasant who can't spell or read!
I earned the crown through intellectual schemes,
But you were only a sultan sexually!

Rasputin
By the time you hear the bass drop, your soul will be completely under the control of...
Rah, rah, Rasputin! He will nab your queen!
She's waiting inside her chamber like "open sesame"!
Three halls down, the vizier's sent behind bars!
He's jealous no one wants to sneak past his night guards!
You're too insecure; you lack control over Agrabah!
Watch you get trapped in gold while I stack your dough like it's baklava!
I reach the top of the Romanovs through my genius!
To get promoted, you have to find where the genie is!

Jafar:
You show ladies your wares, but they'll find out in a week
That you're just a bazaar for every sexual disease!
I've had enough of this ruffian braindead misogynist!
Now that Russian head can be helmed by someone competent!
Took you an animated film to be a proper threat!
So now behold: Disney's taking over Fox again!
Ring the bell three times for the prophet they pop their pills with,
And for the stench that haunted the gossip of every village!
Guards! Throw him in the ocean so the minute he drops,
We find this time, a hoax can't bring a witch to the top!

Jafar vs. Rasputin - Rap Battle!

Let It Tear Me Apart

The ultimate Video Game Rap Battle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3bx2p1Nh2c

Written by - Cam Greely & Mat4yo
Mario - Cam Greely (VideoGameRapBattles)
Sonic - ShadyVox

Mario:
Let’s a-go back to the Dark Age
Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade
embarking to shape the video game industry
If there’s one mascot to thank, it’s a me!
Let’s watch you clock out at mach speed
running away from my hedgehog stomp spree
Notice how a flame throwing pro bro-Spits
Bring a hell far greater than the one of ‘06
It’s a great gaming race, and you’re getting lapped
How you claim to be fast, when you’re crap on the track?
I’mma Burn you bro and when I’m through with you
The world will see your true colors: black and blue
I’m a proud plumber whose business thrives 
off the flushed out content your franchise provides
Don’t push my Big Red Buttons or you’ll see soon 
Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom

Sonic: 
The blue blur’s speeding ‘round and storming your course
screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of new york
You jump around, underground the streets where I'm the king
But If you want to win the Princess, the secret is rings!
You’re trash from the past, you gotta go fast
With all my pals, we got the dream cast
While you’re alone with a toad and a cowardly bro
I stepped up the game ‘cause you’re too slow
Now I’ll show you! at the speed of light
How to spin dash a fat cat my lyrics will rise
I've been Taking first place since my creation
I've been crushing fat men for generations 
Your taxidermy tanooki can get you fly as racoons
but you’re just a subspecies who’s high on shrooms!
Devour all your power ups, but you’ll still be beat
if you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet

Mario:
Mama Mia! With this abuse
I’mma gonna give PETA a real reason to sue
You live in my Shadow, brawling me is tabuu
Side scroll you to roadkill, drive you into fast food!
Sega would be nothing without it’s one trick rat
And his fan base more annoying than big the cat
You shoulda never faced the gaming godfather, son
Cause-a Mario’s always number 1


Sonic: 
Mario's going missing if that's the best that you got
Meanwhile I take 8 bites from Nintendo’s melting pot
Spittin’ chaos on the biggest sellout from japan
Flatten this Goomba like paper, so you better jump man
Dissed all your titles since they’re all the same
I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic Games
Now I got you choking as if you went down the wrong pipe
But that’s what happens when you front the “fastest thing alive”

Mario vs. Sonic - Video Game Rap Battle

The two legendary turret constructers, Torbjörn and The Engineer, face off in this epic Overwatch vs. Team Fortress 2 rap battle!

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LYRICS:
Torbjorn: 
Spitting like a sentry, my rapping's dispersed,
scrapping your outdated game and I'll be crafting this verse!
Never passing my defensives, you'll be going berserk!
That's right, it's Torbjörn, ready for work!
I've stopped a bot-caused apocalypse!
I'm sure that I can topple over Texas hicks!
Drop Dispensers for what's in store,
'cause I flow hot as Molten Core!

Engineer:
Whoa there fella, you're comin' up short,
But that's all that I expected when I'm rapping a dwarf!
You're flat out useless, your characters busted!
Time a foreigner's shown some Frontier Justice!
Teleporters, health Dispensers, Sentry Guns,
I'm a dozen of your heroes rolled up into one!
I solve a problem, you amplify,
I mean the Omnic Crisis was your design!
Torbjörn: 
You claim you've got intelligence, and yet you still resort,
to cracking jokes about my height, well I'm not a dwarf!
But if you'd like to blabber some more,
Then I'll smite you with the hammer of Thor!
The real OG, first hero made!
While your class is the most over-played!
I may create, but I'm destructing now!
You've built up your ego, I'll break it down!

Engineer: 
You treat the Omnics like lesser scum,
I thought Southerners were the racist ones,
And you've got eight kids in that family of yours?
You'd think an Armorer'd use protection more,
I've got a Widowmaker of my own, I'm a sharpshooter,
No Hospitality for this intruder,
When you're Wrangled in, hear the screams of pain,
more than your team when you're picked for games!

Torbjörn (speaking): 
You were merely a prototype, I am the latest and greatest!

Engineer (speaking):
Well, at least people can pronounce my name, Tor-B-Jorn!

Torbjörn (speaking): 
THAT'S TORBJÖRN!

Torbjörn: 
If what you just presented's the best rhymes that you wrote,
then you'll malfunction even worse than your Competitive mode!
You've got repetitive flow, I'm always better than foes!
Stay out of my way, I'm in the zone!
You're a hunk of junk, I'm master race!
Now watch as I improve your face!
You can't repair your past mistakes!
You've reached your Expiration Date!

Engineer: 
Your battle raps just prove the fact,
That you should never be picked on attack!
Just broken game mechanics and Torb works it?
That's the definition of a Short Circuit!
You're a drastic radical oddity!
Just drop your robot philosophy!
Either stay eliminated or you'll live with the truth,
That every other hero does their job better than you!

What if AI made a "Shadow The Hedgehog" song?

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