"You think you can just make the best art, with a distinct and weighty style of elegant simplification,
And just WIN culture war without any resistance ? Na-uh, think again you absolute Fool.
Your always on point choices of vibrant colors and dynamic poses won't help you 
or any of your rowdy friends NOW !
First of all, I'd like to point out that “Cop-Kill-Quest” sounds Way better.
2Nd of all : GET DABED ON, FUCKIN' BUSTAHS
what ? You say your dabbing reflexes are pretty quick but your name's not in this song ?
Don't worry, you'll get in Cop-Kill-Quest 2, coming right after Rowdy-Quest 3."
Uploaded to #community-service on the 28th of August of 2020

ScallopeRapscallion feat. MonsoonTheAutomaton - CopKill Quest

"A Froggyfresh/KryspyKreme/Tyler Cassity tribute.
It's the Denzel Washington beat by Diamond style productions.
Shout out to my man @DaKAT for all the slam-dunks !"
Uploaded to #fashion-contest on the 17th of June of 2020

ScallopeRapscallion - A Fashion Song

"Hello. 
After having been a ghost to my friends, 
I though it'd be fitting to celebrate who are the real ghosts here !
Introducing ; 
Scallope's Gold Standard Spooky Ghost Posts n°1
for the number 1 ghost. 
Composed exclusively on a nintendo ds with the game warioware DIY."
Uploaded to #community-service on the 12th of April of 2021

ScallopeRapscallion - Duty DaKAT

"Scallope's Gold Standard Spooky Ghost Posts n°3

the grand finally of the trilogy
celebrating the most consistently chill of all factions.
The which has a history of being picked on by misguided detractors.
It is time to fight this injustice 
with implacable GHOST FACTS."
Uploaded to #community-service on the 14th of April of 2021

ScallopeRapscallion - Apologstergeist

small track for the fishing event 

(verse 1)
yo I stick to my killer stances
got the cop corpses 
floatin on the surface
blood puddlin 

reelin rate worsens
morals are spot on
smoke the pot on a boat
load the clock for the popo

dab on pink boy
mad cause I reel more
spit fire when I leave shore

flat tires for the force
all the funds change course 
so Ben can upgrade the safe for scrolls 

(chorus)
yo it's the fonky festive
freaky ferry fishin
all against the railing 
rode in hand, reelin Lees

yo it's the fonky festive
freaky ferry fishin
flock of buddys balls deep
killin zugerujk out of habit 

it's 
the fonky festive
freaky ferry fishin
all against the railing 
rode in hand, reelin Lees

yo it's the fonky festive
freaky ferry fishin
!cast efficient
multitasking writing lyrics

(verse 2) 
the backspace key 
sinks to the abyss
jam maracas and bass 
while I spit.
sol reminisce 

some ghosts came also
we sing nautical songs
native of the slime sea
that we sail on   

we sing
till our lungs empty
till our tongue gets weak
till we fall asleep
where were you 
when we fished

on a cool ship ? 
was some good shit
'cept for my mood shift
haunted now I'm spooked deep

feelin like a monsoon glitch track
the ship's now a trap 
with out exit

panicked , erratic
the heart beats hard
passenger 
trips over the rail guard

Ferry fishing event rap

Lyrics:
You used to call me on my
You used to, you used to
Yeah

You used to call me on my gellphone
Late night when you need more slime
Call me on my gellphone
Late night when you want to !mine
We met in Assault Flats' Blimp
That can only mean one thing
We met in Assault Flats' Blimp
That can only mean one thing

Ever since you joined the killers, you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Cause ever since you joined the killers, you
Started thrashing less and vaping clouds more
Bags of keto all over your shack's floor
Hangin' with some goons I've never seen before

You used to call me on my gellphone
Late night when you need more slime
Call me on my gellphone
Late night when you want to !mine
(And) We met in Assault Flats' Blimp
That can only mean one thing
We met in Assault Flats' Blimp
That can only mean one thing

Ever since I stayed as rowdy, you, you, you
You and me, we just don't get along
In the Roughhouse I feel like I'm so alone
That's why I am writing this fucking song
Ever since I stayed as rowdy, you
You got exactly what you asked for
Running out of spreadsheets and of exploits
Hanging with some goons I've never seen before

You used to call me on my gellphone
Late night when you need more slime
Call me on my gellphone
Late night when you want to !mine
We met in Assault Flats' Blimp
That can only mean one thing
We met in Assault Flats' Blimp
That can only mean one thing

These days, all I do is
Wonder if you're !killing a big Sex Rex with someone else
Wonder if you're flying up to Dreadford with someone else
Boarding in Assault Flats', always !dabbing with someone else
You don't need no one else
You don't need nobody else, no
Why you never alone
Why you always killing cops
Used to always be in the south, be a good clown
Graffiting the town, yeah
You should just be yourself
Right now, you're someone else

You used to call me on my gellphone
Late night when you need more slime
Call me on my gellphone
Late night when you want to !mine
We met in Assault Flats' Blimp
That can only mean one thing
We met in Assault Flats' Blimp
That can only mean one thing
Ever since you joined the killers...

Production and lyrics: DaKAT
Test reading: Orgruddon
Instrumental: JPD
Original song: Hotline Bling by Drake

Assault Flats' Blimp

I made this for some slimy bois.

Hope u like this remix.

Temple of Slime

Brightshade sings a sweet little parody of Zombie On Your Lawn from Plants Vs Zombies

Instrumental by Laura Shigihara
New vocals and performance by sweet mouse

[Intro: sweet mouse (Brightshade)]
Brightshade!
One, two, three!

[Hook: sweet mouse (Brightshade)]
There's a shambler on your farm
There's a shambler on your farm
There's a shambler on your farm
We don't want shamblers on our farm

[Verse 1: sweet mouse (Brightshade)]
i know your line: "groan" yeah me too
you wanna deslime all the places i'm growin' my food
and then do your dance on the train that carried me here (Homeowner: Nooooo!)
i'm just a brightshade but observe me save an entire suburb
you like to break the game, we don't like shamblers

[Bridge: sweet mouse (Brightshade) and Shamblers (TBA)]
Shambleball Shambler: I have a shambleball (Brightshade: shambleball)
KFC Bucket Shambler: Chicken protects my head (Brightshade: KFC on his head)
Dinoshambler: I am a DI-NO-SAUR (Brightshade: dinosaur)
All shamblers: Exclamation point dance!

[Hook: sweet mouse (Brightshade)]

[Verse 2: sweet mouse (Brightshade)]
maybe it's time someone grew a pair
i happen to have a couple dire apples to share
culture death is hard work after all
you've got a lot of ground to degrade
i spot a fertile shambler grave. we'll dig a trench and fight you any day

[Bridge: sweet mouse (Brightshade) and Shamblers (TBA)]
Juvie Shambler: This is the same as life (Brightshade: juvies lol)
Gigashambler: I wield a tiny man (Brightshade: tiny man)
Shamboni: I leave an icy trail (Brightshade: Oh no no no)
All shamblers: Exclamation point dance!

[Hook: sweet mouse (Brightshade)]

Shambler On Your Farm

HAHA LISTEN TO MY BEATS BRO IM A 16 YO RAPPER
https://discord.gg/mtSRXek <---CLICK TO GET SLIME

Assault Flats' Blimp

DaKAT Tries Doing Music

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