Flick Knife

Strange Lacerations Demo

Cross that line

Wrong Handed

Inspired by the technique required to successfully  unpeel a banana which is in the early stages of decomposition

Take it by surprise (half of it)

endeavouring to prove once and for all that the myth which says that amputees are more generous than dwarves is quite simply untrue 

Joy And The Sting

Dreadlock Holiday 10cc Cover

We all like to shout down a well occasionally don't we?.. Well, this song owes it's title to that very - increasingly common - passtime.

Shouting down a well

Take two eggs, replace taken eggs with objects that are a similar size, demension, shape and texture to the taken eggs, sit back and try to work out where it all went wrong for you

Lumpen Tulip

'Juvenile ramblings delivered with the best possible intentions'  (mum 2011)

RichardMcCranor