Had a big giggle about this this morning so decided to make a quick song

Do you know who I am?
Do you know who I am?
I'll bite you if I can
Because my husband drives the shuttle bus

Bloodstock, Lemmy's bar
Hope this doesn't go too far
Looking for a snack while my husband's in the car park
Take a bite, start a fight
None of this shit seems quite right
Don't they know my husband drives the shuttle bus?
He's better than the rest of us
And I'll bite who the fuck I like

My Husband Drives The Shuttle Bus

Had to record a few bars of a fake indie song for a project today, so I bashed this out in about 10 minutes and I've spent the rest of the evening giggling my head off. Enjoy

#indie #fakeindie #craftbeer #ipads

Hoppy Highways - A Fake Indie Snippet

Literally just got an idea in my head for a silly song intro the other day

It would not leave

Had to spend half an hour before work this morning making it reality

Will this be a real song some day? Will this riff disappear forever? Who knows? All we know is it's not vegetarian.

Freshly Killed Rabbit

Granny I Got The Job but it grooves now

One of my best friends sent me this track over and was like you should cover THIS and I immediately agreed, but decided a mix of the original vox with some heavier would work well!

Artwork by that badass friend, @gabs_the_creative on instagram

"Unholy" but now it's Unholier because it's metal af

Was discussing the rave remix on teams and decided it needed a metal one

You've got a Teams Meeting but you're Metal AF

Sometimes I write riffs whilst asleep and leave myself voice notes to remind me of them when I wake up.
This one turned out sick

DREAM RIFF

Inside Voices Please

Sunday morning improv 23/03/2025

Just thinking about the sun breaking through the clouds after a long winter, and playing around with some new synth libraries

Cloudbreak

10 minutes playing around with Evolution: Devastator!

Devastator jam

So! It's been a long time coming. There were a few covers out that do this in a kind of power-metal vibe, but I've always seen it as a more groovy track! Hope you enjoy...this is the most metal Disney track ever. BE PREPARED!

DISNEY METAL - "Be Prepared" from The Lion King

Black Books is cool!

Reheating the bodies of the insects my boxes waylay
Bathing in the jam of all the cleanliness I slay
You’ll need to bandage up your shins when this cheese ceases play
A darkened Irish bookshop in total disarray
I’m a filth wizard
(My only friends are pigs and rats)

Godomy - Filth Wizard

This is going to be the 5th track on my upcoming EP "Murder Hornets" but I felt on this apocalyptic day I needed to release something for a giggle.

Rick Walker

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